keeping up with the fadses
Created on: March 22nd, 2014
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2014-03-20: Thursday

TO: All employees
FROM: Management
SUBJECT: No fatties

All -

From this memo forward, please be advised, no more fatties are to work the Drive Thru window. It scares our customers to see what our food does to them. Please adjust shift schedules accordingly.

- Management

CC:
robeskew@mcdonalds.com
dtreeck@mcdonalds.com
gwbush@mcdonalds.com
March 22nd, 2014
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A special issue, its to consider the entry point in to quantum immortality. A naive entry point, its to simply take your self from now, and extrapolate in too the future. Strictly speaking, nothing forbids a being to have normal probabilities, and then, suddenly, to engage in to a quantum immortality life. Its a matter of probability, no certainty. Such a being, has already incurred a survival penalty, from his ordinary past, in to his extraordinary future. From the point of view of a quantum immortal, its not the life line, that maximizes his survival, but an adjacent less probable life line. A far beater entry point, its from the very start. This way, survival probabilities, get as high as they can get.

This "super quantum immortality" permits maximal control over the life line, since the entire past of the being is biased towards its future survival. Starting from the very beginning, at the fetal stage, before it even used its eyes and most of its brain, the whole universe is in a superposition. The whole universe, including most of it self, start settling in a configuration that maximizes probability of present and future survival, at a rate in which it starts observing the universe and it self.
March 22nd, 2014
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First, it must unsuperpose in a suitable species. A cockroach, would not do the trick, too limited, but a more potent being would. A god like being, is too improbable, or even impossible, given it must somehow being assembled. An intelligent being, like a vulcan or something, seems, nice, but the problem its that its too potent; it can not be controlled easily, for some non essential purpose, like "surviving" the quantum immortal. The ultra lazy slight improbability mechanism, would have to actually work seriously. A half arsed, some times "intelligent" being like a human, is a good compromise. A human civilization, can always invent something out of a dead end, and on the side "survive" the quantum immortal, without overworking the slight improbability mechanism.

The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.
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March 22nd, 2014
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"You forgot Poland." --to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004
March 23rd, 2014
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PO LAND!
March 23rd, 2014
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Good website.
March 23rd, 2014
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March 23rd, 2014
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okay sure
March 23rd, 2014
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i almost forgot about this
March 25th, 2014
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people still think this is funny?