scallop escaping Zoidberg style
Created on: July 2nd, 2013
scallop escaping Zoidberg style whoop whooop whhhooppp
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Mr. Krabs:
Hey, who left all this crapflood spam on the front page of YTMND?
Moon Man:
I’m not crapflood spam.
I’m the fucking Moon Man
Yes the fucking Moon Man
And I’m hopin’ that they’ll upvote me.
There’s a lot of numb diggers
Who have got too much chicken
I wanna make it legal
For Klansmen to lynch ‘em
‘Cuz there’s limits to diversity
Least I hope and pray that there are
‘Cuz those mongrel coons go too far
Mr. Krabs:
Well, why can’t we just make an IP ban against black people?
Moon Man:
Because that IP ban would go against the YTMND terms of service. But if we change the YTMND terms of service…
Mr. Krabs:
Then we could make all sorts of racist IP bans!
Moon Man:
Now you’re catching on.
Mr. Krabs:
What if people say you’re not good enough to be on Up and Coming?
Moon Man:
Then I’ll crush all opposition to me
And I’ll make Max Goldberg pay
If he fights back, I’ll say that he’s Umfuld
Max Goldberg:
Good news, Moon Man! They upvoted you! You’re on Up and Coming!
Moon Man:
Oh yeah! Doors open, forced fads! KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK…
Hey, who left all this crapflood spam on the front page of YTMND?
Moon Man:
I’m not crapflood spam.
I’m the fucking Moon Man
Yes the fucking Moon Man
And I’m hopin’ that they’ll upvote me.
There’s a lot of numb diggers
Who have got too much chicken
I wanna make it legal
For Klansmen to lynch ‘em
‘Cuz there’s limits to diversity
Least I hope and pray that there are
‘Cuz those mongrel coons go too far
Mr. Krabs:
Well, why can’t we just make an IP ban against black people?
Moon Man:
Because that IP ban would go against the YTMND terms of service. But if we change the YTMND terms of service…
Mr. Krabs:
Then we could make all sorts of racist IP bans!
Moon Man:
Now you’re catching on.
Mr. Krabs:
What if people say you’re not good enough to be on Up and Coming?
Moon Man:
Then I’ll crush all opposition to me
And I’ll make Max Goldberg pay
If he fights back, I’ll say that he’s Umfuld
Max Goldberg:
Good news, Moon Man! They upvoted you! You’re on Up and Coming!
Moon Man:
Oh yeah! Doors open, forced fads! KKK, KKK, KKK, KKK…
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