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Back when I was a kid, I would show my friends my penis, sometimes! I still remember the very first time my friend did it to me in the basement of my parents's house. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do! My best friend said "BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" when he did it!
I thought to myself, "[i]CHAD!!![/i]" Chad was my best friend. We did [i]everything[/i] together! My mom said we were like two peas in a pode, when she said, "Nicky! You guys are two little crazy indians!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do!
I thought to myself "[i]MOM!!![/i]" My Mom always was at home, and she made me lots of awesome snacks and other fun stuff like all that kind of cool stuff! One time at school my best friend Chad said, "Dear Nicky, your Mom is so cool! I wish [i]I[/i] could have a Mom that makes me all sorts of cool stuff and all that kind of crap!" I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do! I just sat there and didn't say anything. I just tried to keep playing with my soldier doll, like when my teacher Mrs. Arbuke kept me after class and told me to take my pants off. She asked me if I thought I was supposed to take off my underwear also. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do, so I did it and took out my Baloo. That's what I call my [i]Chirp CHIPS[/i].
That night, Chad showed me his [i]Miner SHIPPER[/i]! That's what he called his [i]Chirp CHIP[/i]! We were in my parents's basement. I was shocked and surprised, I didn't know [i]WHAT[/i] to do!

On an unrelated note, I wonder where all the letters go after they get deleted when you are typing them? I guess that's what [i]HELL[/i] is for! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha excuse my language.