John Egbert is a Spaceman
Created on: October 1st, 2011
Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny
Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon
Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three
(One, two, three, four!)
I wanted to be a spaceman
That's what I wanted to be
But now that I am a spaceman
Nobody cares about me
Hey mother earth
Won't 'cha bring me back down
Safely to the sea
But 'round and around and around and around
Is all she ever say to me
I wanted to make a good run
I wanted to go to the moon
I knew that it had to be fun
I told 'em to send me real soon
I wanted to be a spaceman
I wanted to be it so bad
But now that I am a spaceman
I'd rather be back on the pad
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Fighting Ragna in Arcade mode with Jin is the most hellish experience I have ever encountered. "Oh, you didn't block my first attack? Well, there goes a third of your health." "Hey, remember that awesome combo you did on me? Well guess what, it means nothing, because I just did a fuckton of damage to you and recovered all the damage you did." "Oh, you actually did a hit that should otherwise stagger me? Too goddamn motherfucking bad, I'm still taking away a third of your health. And I'll end the battle in less than twenty seconds. Because I'm Ragna the Cuntedge."
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