Crystalpher Walken discovered!
Created on: May 11th, 2010
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At one point in history, it is believed that Walkens had roamed the earth, and we are very fortunate to have discovered such a finely preserved specimen. Indians come across their bones occasionally.
Legends from dozens of Native American tribes have been interpreted by some as indicative of Walken. One example is from the Kaska tribe from northern British Columbia; in 1917 an anthropologist recorded their description of: “A Tribal Shaman, who would speak in a deadpan affect, with sudden off-beat pauses, and strange rhythms had roamed the country a long time ago. It corresponded somewhat to white men's films of Walken. He was with sandy colored hair, pale complexion and a somewhat nervous disposition, with a quality of danger and menace, and unpredictable deliveries and expressions. These person were seen not so very long ago, it is said, generally singly; but none have been seen now for several generations. Until now.
Legends from dozens of Native American tribes have been interpreted by some as indicative of Walken. One example is from the Kaska tribe from northern British Columbia; in 1917 an anthropologist recorded their description of: “A Tribal Shaman, who would speak in a deadpan affect, with sudden off-beat pauses, and strange rhythms had roamed the country a long time ago. It corresponded somewhat to white men's films of Walken. He was with sandy colored hair, pale complexion and a somewhat nervous disposition, with a quality of danger and menace, and unpredictable deliveries and expressions. These person were seen not so very long ago, it is said, generally singly; but none have been seen now for several generations. Until now.
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