Don't Touch That!
Created on: September 3rd, 2009
Don't Touch That!
fourest 
donttouchthat.ytmnd.com
so max f*cked off to 4chan, eh?
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eightbitprodigy
September 3rd, 2009
11:29:29 AM CDT
(5)
Thank you, this made my day!
Rellikmit
September 3rd, 2009
11:30:50 AM CDT
(1)
eightbitprodigy
September 3rd, 2009
11:32:30 AM CDT
(-10)
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What? Theres no words on it! THERES NO WORDS THERE!
igetpaid
September 3rd, 2009
8:46:51 PM CDT
(0)
[-] RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cassio
September 3rd, 2009
10:53:40 PM CDT
(0)
You didn't hit me.
s3m1lol
September 4th, 2009
6:29:46 AM CDT
(0)
Stand by my fist.
Petey27
September 4th, 2009
7:57:27 PM CDT
(3)
I was having a really sh*tty day and this helped make it a little less sh*ttier.
prairiedogeric10
September 11th, 2009
11:05:10 AM CDT
(-12)
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shadydragon
September 23rd, 2009
6:09:19 PM CDT
(0)
lol it got on AOTS
KingPotBingSoo
September 23rd, 2009
6:10:26 PM CDT
(0)
hpat aots'd
ytmndtheend
September 26th, 2009
7:37:38 PM CDT
(0)
Link to the AOTS ATN clip of this YTMND: http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/68517/Bad-Captain-America-Dopest-Rapper.html
steakman
March 11th, 2010
11:45:29 PM CST
(1)
i remember when 14,000 hits in one day was normal.
iownzu5
September 3rd, 2009
11:32:05 AM CDT
(1)
Can you fix my sink forust?
Cordoro
September 3rd, 2009
11:57:12 AM CDT
(2)
I agree, it is slightly out of sync, at least on firefox.
Paralistalon
September 3rd, 2009
7:39:37 PM CDT
(1)
The sync is off, but it's too good on the first 2 loops that I can't help but 5 it.
damanism
October 21st, 2009
7:35:54 PM CDT
(0)
syncs first 10 loops or so.. buut after that, no wait.. still sync for me <.<
syncan
September 3rd, 2009
11:53:13 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
5 4ever
BoredJedi
September 3rd, 2009
11:56:19 AM CDT
(6)
I touched that
chrisnin00
September 5th, 2009
5:34:52 PM CDT
(1)
*moan*
martinprince
September 3rd, 2009
11:58:41 AM CDT
(1)
he hits her cause he really loves her, eh.
dasuberwoo
September 3rd, 2009
12:10:33 PM CDT
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Reminds me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QcKooDPco
MTown
September 3rd, 2009
12:14:03 PM CDT
(0)
Maybe it's just me but the sync is ever so slightly off. The next loop seems to come in a fraction of a second later than it should, even though the sound and image are synced to each other.
MTown
September 5th, 2009
1:06:53 AM CDT
(0)
seems to be fixed or maybe i was just wrong before. 5
AndySavage
September 3rd, 2009
12:32:21 PM CDT
(-5)
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can't break those cuffs
Smeagolisfree99
September 3rd, 2009
12:56:35 PM CDT
(2)
My, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me
dcver7
September 3rd, 2009
1:49:56 PM CDT
(3)
5 for domestic abuse
Nooblet
September 3rd, 2009
10:36:24 PM CDT
(0)
this.
Greezy47
September 4th, 2009
2:29:32 AM CDT
(10)
5 for domestic abuse at the hands of James Woods.
b7571439
September 3rd, 2009
2:07:22 PM CDT
(1)
i detect Fourest may be frustrated sexually
wisdumcube
September 3rd, 2009
2:21:53 PM CDT
(1)
I think we all feel like that woman right now
b7571439
September 3rd, 2009
2:33:08 PM CDT
(0)
all i remember is wanting to look at the new Peter Gabriel cassette. Then a slap. It didn't hurt bad. It sort of turned me on. It hurt good, you know?
yohan12
September 3rd, 2009
2:37:27 PM CDT
(0)
Dont touch that! lol
Scanner
September 3rd, 2009
2:44:11 PM CDT
(0)
It's been touched.....too late
Improviser
September 3rd, 2009
2:50:59 PM CDT
(4)
4est
GordonFremen
September 3rd, 2009
2:51:06 PM CDT
(0)
hey fourest
grandpied1
September 3rd, 2009
2:51:51 PM CDT
(0)
Another James Woods classic. Still someone should do a James woods Casino though.
gobbluth
September 3rd, 2009
3:40:25 PM CDT
(0)
lolz
prairiedogeric10
September 3rd, 2009
4:10:16 PM CDT
(1)
WHEN THE NIGHT
prairiedogeric10
September 3rd, 2009
4:10:48 PM CDT
(1)
HAS COME
mcroix
September 3rd, 2009
4:45:08 PM CDT
(10)
'd in my pants
Groundhog
September 3rd, 2009
4:35:17 PM CDT
(5)
BREAK HER DOWN!
dmaz
September 3rd, 2009
5:08:13 PM CDT
(0)
Haha! nice blalah
peniscozy
September 3rd, 2009
5:09:26 PM CDT
(0)
very nice.
hanktherapper
September 3rd, 2009
5:14:04 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
I'm giving this a two because that is the easiest song to set any line to.
SenatorJohnKerry
September 3rd, 2009
5:30:42 PM CDT
(0)
yes max f*cked off to 4chan
LegoLewdite
September 3rd, 2009
6:37:26 PM CDT
(6)
i laughed at this for the first five minutes. then the misogyny got to me.
Montag
September 3rd, 2009
7:28:32 PM CDT
(0)
Group X
tzsjynx
September 3rd, 2009
8:49:59 PM CDT
(3)
You think I don't know the difference between the digital world and the flesh world we live in?! Come'on it's like from Videodrome!
denialator
September 3rd, 2009
11:06:57 PM CDT
(0)
Long live the new flesh!
koolaider
September 3rd, 2009
9:16:40 PM CDT
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Group X's version would've sounded better.
Pejamus
September 3rd, 2009
9:32:42 PM CDT
(0)
hell yeah woods you tell that bitch!!!!
Backwash
September 3rd, 2009
9:51:27 PM CDT
(0)
Good to see you making YTMNDs again Fourest.
comradelars
September 3rd, 2009
10:02:44 PM CDT
(0)
Get your hands off and you know what thats my hot dog, cant towch!
LePape
September 3rd, 2009
10:34:14 PM CDT
(0)
Absolute genius.
icesnow
September 3rd, 2009
11:48:13 PM CDT
(0)
5 for James Woods. Great actor.
jnorris441
September 4th, 2009
12:36:40 AM CDT
(0)
YOU JUST GOT WOODS'D
prankster507
September 4th, 2009
1:38:08 AM CDT
(3)
once again, a quality site by fourest
MacK3
September 4th, 2009
2:59:16 AM CDT
(0)
i was expecting the continue with "break it down -- woooooo (auh!) woo (auh!) etc.
Shaolinwind
September 4th, 2009
3:11:35 AM CDT
(0)
Razor precision.
MedievalKnievel
September 4th, 2009
5:14:31 AM CDT
(0)
This is good... very good.
gnar
September 4th, 2009
6:59:05 AM CDT
(0)
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!
DarthWang
September 4th, 2009
8:41:32 AM CDT
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norbizness
September 4th, 2009
8:43:03 AM CDT
(19)
I don't think James Woods even knew he was being filmed when this happened.
Greezy47
September 4th, 2009
11:18:59 AM CDT
(7)
FAV'd for this comment.
Shred001
September 4th, 2009
11:37:38 AM CDT
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? (no need to tell her anything, you already told her, twice).
The-Eliminator
September 4th, 2009
2:32:27 PM CDT
(4)
I watched this for 10 minutes without getting bored.
Krangar18
September 4th, 2009
5:49:05 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck yeah!
OsmoC
September 4th, 2009
6:33:54 PM CDT
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Public Service Announcement- The movie Videodrome is absolutely and indisputably the worst movie that has ever been made.
Petey27
September 4th, 2009
7:51:12 PM CDT
(4)
Is it me or is YTMND getting good again?
I-am-batman
September 11th, 2009
7:24:49 PM CDT
(1)
I return after a year and this is on the front page? Cant be all that bad.
CottonCM
September 4th, 2009
8:20:31 PM CDT
(0)
needs more abuse imo.
Stoneriten
September 4th, 2009
10:26:26 PM CDT
(0)
James Woods return
Crazyswordsman
September 4th, 2009
11:25:29 PM CDT
(0)
Clever
OmniIcyshelf
September 5th, 2009
12:16:50 AM CDT
(0)
What is it about James Woods and misogyny that go so well together?
Alx328
September 5th, 2009
12:57:49 AM CDT
(2)
MC Hammer and Spousal abuse, a winning combo.
codezer0
September 5th, 2009
5:54:26 PM CDT
(0)
I will touch it all night long.
BEAVACUDA
September 5th, 2009
10:39:27 PM CDT
(0)
MC5
eric5150
September 6th, 2009
11:53:09 AM CDT
(0)
lolz
CalientePockets
September 6th, 2009
4:49:49 PM CDT
(-2)
I enjoyed shutup just shutup shutup more.
kankerfist
September 11th, 2009
12:38:43 PM CDT
(2)
shut up
PVDH
September 6th, 2009
9:03:41 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for perfect sync
ryanmontana
September 7th, 2009
12:01:14 AM CDT
(0)
cute
qxx
September 7th, 2009
2:52:07 AM CDT
(1)
This is what YTMND is all about.
x-lobster
September 7th, 2009
7:28:14 PM CDT
(0)
made my day
MuToiDMaN
September 9th, 2009
2:18:04 AM CDT
(-2)
I was hoping for Group X.
ObadiahtheSlim
September 9th, 2009
7:28:45 AM CDT
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
Hotdawg1990
September 10th, 2009
4:07:13 AM CDT
(0)
OOOOH MY GAAWDDD. COULD LISTEN TO THIS ALL DAY LONG!!
NonDripHelmet
September 10th, 2009
6:05:45 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
I want to touch that.
MasterAL
September 11th, 2009
1:19:39 AM CDT
(0)
Didnt realize the guy was Jim Woods before I read someones comment up there.
vanceandroid
September 11th, 2009
6:50:07 AM CDT
(0)
SLAP
TheYTMNDCritic
September 11th, 2009
10:49:06 AM CDT
(-3)
Not bad, not great. Its just average
EvianEightball
September 11th, 2009
10:56:39 AM CDT
(0)
Your'e the perfect critic. No sites and a self inflated ego to review other peoples sites as to what they should of done.
TheYTMNDCritic
September 11th, 2009
10:57:59 AM CDT
(-1)
I know, I'm f*cking bullet-proof
SilverDollar
September 11th, 2009
11:51:49 AM CDT
(2)
Digg Fourest DIGG!
theedingo
September 11th, 2009
2:28:59 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha. i love it.
FreeAgent2098
September 11th, 2009
3:20:31 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck bitches get money!
Mr--Sandman
September 12th, 2009
1:55:38 AM CDT
(0)
F*CK YOU! PAY ME!
monkeyleejones
September 11th, 2009
7:35:49 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for James Woods.
MrMuskOx
September 11th, 2009
7:41:12 PM CDT
(0)
James Woods is da man.
Maylin
September 11th, 2009
9:00:10 PM CDT
(0)
Can I touch that??
Aldrai
September 19th, 2009
2:30:30 PM CDT
(0)
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Mr--Sandman
September 11th, 2009
10:07:10 PM CDT
(0)
i could watch this allll day...
geegee
September 17th, 2009
2:58:08 AM CDT
(1)
death to videodrome, long live the new flesh
Phernoree
September 22nd, 2009
2:22:14 AM CDT
(1)
patiently waits for the next ytmnd featuring James Woods and his spaz out scene from 'Casino'
BrianCornel
September 22nd, 2009
1:57:06 PM CDT
(0)
"Dont touch that" one star vote. Funny site.
linuxpunk81
September 23rd, 2009
6:12:38 PM CDT
(2)
Just featured as #2 on ATN on AOTS
okerfuck
September 23rd, 2009
10:37:14 PM CDT
(0)
You're no MurdarMachene but I love you Fourest
wisdumcube
September 24th, 2009
1:22:00 AM CDT
(0)
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/aroundthenet/68517/Bad-Captain-America-Dopest-Rapper.html Well, would you look at that.
Improviser
September 24th, 2009
2:44:14 PM CDT
(3)
That's awesome that a ytmnd made it on AOTS. Maybe this website is still a little relevant?
ytmndtheend
September 26th, 2009
7:37:04 PM CDT
(0)
yea, and fourest no less made it
nervousbreakdown
September 25th, 2009
5:10:18 PM CDT
(1)
sad there wasn't a stop hammertime thrown in there.
wesleypipes1116
September 25th, 2009
6:06:15 PM CDT
(1)
i just saw this on aots
Scanner
September 26th, 2009
1:59:44 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap! A site in my favs and commented on was on Attack of the Show. Im famous ma, look at me!~!~
therealjerms
September 26th, 2009
4:34:03 PM CDT
(0)
Number two.
Mr-Boz
October 31st, 2009
9:52:45 AM CDT
(0)
I actually went and watched Videodrome today. I didn't enjoy it much at all. =(
v00t
November 10th, 2009
7:39:31 PM CST
(0)
FOUREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kenney4lyfe
January 23rd, 2010
12:56:02 AM CST
(0)
women are the ruination of the world
nigganate
February 14th, 2010
11:55:48 PM CST
(0)
Bravo
forreading
March 11th, 2010
8:10:01 PM CST
(0)
Hey Digg
somnombulist
March 26th, 2010
7:27:46 PM CDT
(0)
Dammit Fourest, only you could make something like this hilarious. +5.
pharphignewton55
May 25th, 2010
7:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
BITCH SLAP!!!! lol
nihn
May 26th, 2010
9:43:45 PM CDT
(0)
absolute awesome, kudos
Simonology
February 8th, 2011
7:55:40 PM CST
(0)
Videodrome is my favorite Canodian Movie!
trollium
June 17th, 2011
4:39:09 AM CDT
(0)
hmm, long live the new flesh.
Pater
December 31st, 2011
8:30:13 PM CST
(0)
The de-sync makes it perfect
Mikebluez
August 22nd, 2012
10:59:17 PM CDT
(0)
James woods hit any woman he pleases.
SeaBurnC
May 10th, 2014
9:13:57 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG LEFT EYE IN VID FOUREST ILLUMINATI N HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
flash1189
September 19th, 2014
12:02:12 PM CDT
(0)
Now do Debbie Harry and the cigarette ;)