Dick Taters
Created on: August 12th, 2009
Dick Taters
SilverDollar 
dicktaters.ytmnd.com
Taters, acting like dicks
Wal-Mart
The NWO Theme Song

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laydarr
August 12th, 2009
11:37:09 AM CDT
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lol very nice
Akrom
August 12th, 2009
2:06:08 PM CDT
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wow somehow i feel ive seen these pictures in the history books :D
WhargouL1942
August 12th, 2009
2:43:49 PM CDT
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shameless first post reply plug http://superdeduper.ytmnd.com/ <--- my first ytmnd
Ernzoa
August 13th, 2009
11:41:42 AM CDT
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Needz moar GOP (Grand Old Potatoes)
anpbabaki
August 17th, 2009
3:50:32 PM CDT
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no, this is not an image of "Wal-Mart". 1'd for incorrect citation
MuffinBear
August 26th, 2009
9:55:46 AM CDT
(0)
:0
Rellikmit
August 12th, 2009
11:42:36 AM CDT
(1)
FatHistorian
August 13th, 2009
4:25:50 AM CDT
(1)
thebigbaka
August 13th, 2009
2:51:28 PM CDT
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this site will be killed™
lickitwellhiem
August 12th, 2009
11:52:06 AM CDT
(0)
funny potatos
OmniIcyshelf
August 13th, 2009
2:26:30 PM CDT
(1)
Inglourious spuds
ficklefackle
August 12th, 2009
11:54:38 AM CDT
(3)
sigh, i can't deny this
wisdumcube
August 12th, 2009
10:20:26 PM CDT
(1)
that's what she said
zomgirulelolz
August 19th, 2009
10:48:49 PM CDT
(0)
...not only is this site full of win...so is the comment page
LegoLewdite
August 12th, 2009
11:56:07 AM CDT
(2)
Grate Dick Taters. Viva la Hashbrowns.
TallestSkil
August 13th, 2009
6:54:58 PM CDT
(0)
Given the title, I assumed potatoes that looked like phalluses. I was pleasantly surprised.
fearcondom
August 12th, 2009
12:03:09 PM CDT
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clever girl
tkx7
August 12th, 2009
12:06:00 PM CDT
(2)
spuds did 9-11
martinprince
August 12th, 2009
12:09:41 PM CDT
(3)
Boil em
SonOfGod
August 12th, 2009
12:38:03 PM CDT
(2)
Mash em
kujo62
August 12th, 2009
1:05:08 PM CDT
(2)
stick em in a stew
Smeagolisfree99
August 12th, 2009
2:36:03 PM CDT
(2)
PO TAY OHEZ
tzsjynx
August 12th, 2009
12:10:06 PM CDT
(2)
Make love to me Randy, please!
HamJam2
August 12th, 2009
12:10:31 PM CDT
(0)
NEDS MOAR PINOCHET
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
12:16:57 PM CDT
(2)
He's in there, between Stalin and Castro
HamJam2
August 12th, 2009
2:27:44 PM CDT
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ok, I guess I missed that
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
2:44:24 PM CDT
(2)
It's easy, Dick Taters tend to resemble one another.
SilverDollar
August 13th, 2009
1:14:09 PM CDT
(0)
yes
SilverDollar
August 13th, 2009
1:15:45 PM CDT
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sorry, Tito has the cooked tie, Pinochet is seated in front of his goons
CharelsMaxwell
August 12th, 2009
12:26:40 PM CDT
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That song made me orgasm.
Brandon00151
August 12th, 2009
12:31:04 PM CDT
(2)
Tater Stalin
wesleypipes1116
August 13th, 2009
6:27:25 PM CDT
(0)
yep you beat me to it
FowderSoapReturns
August 12th, 2009
12:33:36 PM CDT
(0)
Well actually you forgot FR4NC0!! ASUAFDAAHHHHFKJKSHSGHSJaaaaaASNHCRASHSDJUHs
pdub123
August 12th, 2009
12:38:01 PM CDT
(2)
Pol Pot aka Pol Potatoe
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
1:07:35 PM CDT
(0)
that would have been a good one
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
2:47:50 PM CDT
(1)
BTW, that's Tito - Tater right after Mashed Mao
Anig
August 12th, 2009
12:41:20 PM CDT
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needs moar gwb
Vinkster
August 12th, 2009
12:49:48 PM CDT
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:(
sherriff
August 12th, 2009
1:04:02 PM CDT
(0)
ha ha now how bout master taters next....
Thiguy
August 12th, 2009
1:06:09 PM CDT
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In communist russia, you don't eat potatoes. Potatoes eat potatoes.
Greezy47
August 12th, 2009
2:05:59 PM CDT
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5 for the mustache on the Stalin potato.
Shinryuu
August 12th, 2009
2:19:38 PM CDT
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Missing Emperor Taterine and his trusty Darth Tater. Anyway, I love the awesome commie music, reminded me of Sturmovik.
Smeagolisfree99
August 12th, 2009
2:34:59 PM CDT
(4)
All this love.....tater Stalllliinnnnnnn
salami
August 12th, 2009
2:50:47 PM CDT
(-1)
clever
wisdumcube
August 12th, 2009
3:26:15 PM CDT
(3)
You win.
RipperGSX
August 12th, 2009
3:26:16 PM CDT
(0)
taterz mmmmhmmmm
AndySavage
August 12th, 2009
3:41:13 PM CDT
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Decent photoshooping, but that doesn't really excuse a 3rd grade joke as the basis of it all
lickitwellhiem
August 12th, 2009
3:44:24 PM CDT
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yet you 5 the syncan site because of the person who made it (syncan i think)
AndySavage
August 12th, 2009
3:49:53 PM CDT
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no, "Dick Taters" is honestly a joke I found funny in elementary school. Syncan's site wasn't based on any oh-so-clever plays on words.
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
4:01:00 PM CDT
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LAWD HALF MERSEY! There's juvenile humor on YTMND! Andy, the site I made before this one is "adult" in nature. Go have a gander.......
fearcondom
August 12th, 2009
4:21:50 PM CDT
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NO! You sold out for a ride on the gravy train compadre, there's nothing that justifies this dragged out concept becoming a fad.
fearcondom
August 12th, 2009
4:24:46 PM CDT
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I'l probably snort giddily to myself as I go down the list of things that end in "ator" or "ater" and find something really clever to paste a bunch of potatoes over and I'll get mad internet hos
AndySavage
August 12th, 2009
4:58:48 PM CDT
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That Data site is hilarious, 5-worthy. I never meant to imply this place was a bastion of mature, cultivated humor. Two years later and I still laugh at iminyourface.ytmnd.com . It's a dumb, cheap joke, but it's original.
lickitwellhiem
August 12th, 2009
5:12:17 PM CDT
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treets.ytmnd.com
soapalope
August 12th, 2009
6:45:43 PM CDT
(0)
^ f*ck
soapalope
August 12th, 2009
7:03:04 PM CDT
(2)
And if you think the thrust of this site is the gradeschool joke gr33nscr33n told at Swiss boarding school in the 1880's, then you're missing the point. The dictators are being humanized by the act of turning them into potato golems. They appear more humane because they've been made less human. It's ironic. It's funny.
ryanmontana
August 12th, 2009
7:31:31 PM CDT
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Yeah. So, 5.
wisdumcube
August 12th, 2009
8:21:13 PM CDT
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Also, they look so cute and sad hehehe
AndySavage
August 12th, 2009
9:03:35 PM CDT
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I see your point. The title just bugs the hell out of me, and normally I'd recommend changing it but that would be a pretty asinine suggestion considering the content of the site wouldn't it?
SilverDollar
August 13th, 2009
8:43:52 PM CDT
(1)
Hey Andy, what if I changed it to "Tyrannical Tubers"?
AndySavage
August 14th, 2009
2:21:10 PM CDT
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"WTF IS A TUBER 1'd LOL" this place is a tough crowd, and by tough I mean slightly retarded, and by that I mean it's best to keep it simple
jasonkrowe
August 12th, 2009
3:52:32 PM CDT
(1)
Tato Stalin!
Mech
August 12th, 2009
6:31:20 PM CDT
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Joseph Scallops
paphan
August 12th, 2009
6:33:54 PM CDT
(1)
Needs more Tater Tito.
SilverDollar
August 12th, 2009
10:00:33 PM CDT
(1)
He's right after Mashed Mao
retropengo
August 12th, 2009
6:52:57 PM CDT
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Your potato are STALIN!
ryons
August 12th, 2009
7:07:10 PM CDT
(0)
FINISH HIM!!!!
shizzle5150
August 12th, 2009
8:22:24 PM CDT
(0)
5'ed for 3rd grade internet jokes.
Refractor
August 12th, 2009
9:03:30 PM CDT
(0)
awesome
Scockery
August 12th, 2009
11:20:50 PM CDT
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Appealing, but part of me wonders "Do you want fries that?"
jax1492
August 13th, 2009
12:04:55 AM CDT
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MAO Potatos
NiteSky
August 13th, 2009
1:32:40 AM CDT
(2)
Pillowy MAOunds?
joejew
August 13th, 2009
7:43:38 AM CDT
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that's not the NWO theme song
SilverDollar
August 13th, 2009
11:24:30 AM CDT
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I'll let you in on a little secret, it's not the Wal-Mart produce section either.
Drealgrin
August 13th, 2009
1:14:08 PM CDT
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infinitely better then the original.
GrandTheftWatto
August 13th, 2009
3:40:18 PM CDT
(0)
Add Obama at the end for a 5.
SilverDollar
August 13th, 2009
6:31:17 PM CDT
(1)
Although I appreciate the offer, my inclusion of Idi Amin fills the EEOC quota for black dick taters. I'm afraid my hands are tied on this one.
Shaolinwind
August 13th, 2009
7:35:00 PM CDT
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What's taters, precious?
TheElk
August 13th, 2009
7:35:07 PM CDT
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Most of those guys WERE dicks.
GIVEMEREPLAY
August 13th, 2009
7:58:47 PM CDT
(0)
There's no dick.
AndySavage
August 14th, 2009
2:10:32 PM CDT
(1)
So which one's Liquid Dick?
Mikebluez
August 13th, 2009
7:59:27 PM CDT
(0)
Their all sad even with all that power.
YuckFou
August 14th, 2009
2:03:08 PM CDT
(0)
tasty
mechadamuramu
August 14th, 2009
3:24:26 PM CDT
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Who are all the Dick Taters featured? In order I have … Hitler, Kim Jong Il, ???, Mao Zedong, ???, Stalin, ???, Castro
SilverDollar
August 14th, 2009
10:27:01 PM CDT
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Hitler, Kim Jung Il, Idi Amin, Mao, Tito, Stalin, Pinochet, Castro
ObadiahtheSlim
August 14th, 2009
5:20:40 PM CDT
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
genkidama20
August 14th, 2009
10:18:29 PM CDT
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genius
mastershake916
August 15th, 2009
12:45:34 AM CDT
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What the f*ck am I supposed to be, a uniform specialist? Because to know almost half of them were you'd have to be. I don't know whether I'm looking a Potato Kaddafi or Saddam Potato
the8ball
August 16th, 2009
9:52:30 AM CDT
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So there is an evil gene after all... with a horrible, terrible side effect
dcver7
August 16th, 2009
10:19:05 PM CDT
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5 for not using nazi or communist music
Flaxon
August 17th, 2009
11:43:43 AM CDT
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Pretty good. I was disappointed that they were all the same potato at the same angle, though. High 4.
Skizzick
August 19th, 2009
7:36:46 AM CDT
(0)
Why no Pol Pot (-ato)
SilverDollar
August 19th, 2009
8:24:36 AM CDT
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That would have been a good one.
DupptheHut
August 20th, 2009
3:08:10 PM CDT
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Tater Castro was the best 10/5