COntester: KeatonJoke Contest
Created on: June 3rd, 2009
COntester: KeatonJoke Contest
keatonkeaton999 
keaton-joke.ytmnd.com
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me in my car
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Anig
June 3rd, 2009
10:57:21 PM CDT
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you broke the rules of the contest your entry is not valid
DarthWang
June 3rd, 2009
10:58:13 PM CDT
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wisdumcube
June 3rd, 2009
10:58:51 PM CDT
(2)
glorious
wisdumcube
June 3rd, 2009
11:01:40 PM CDT
(4)
That was a long internet joke.
Funny-Internet-User
June 3rd, 2009
11:46:24 PM CDT
(2)
thats what she said (on the computer) hehe :)
Funny-Internet-User
June 3rd, 2009
11:47:28 PM CDT
(2)
this was a funny joke i heard on office space so i thought it could be relevant to daily jokes
SkynetNotMax
June 3rd, 2009
11:01:17 PM CDT
(3)
so did you hide in your car so you could yell unnoticed?
keatonkeaton999
June 3rd, 2009
11:03:32 PM CDT
(1)
i was driving to the store to buy a V8
shortestpants
June 3rd, 2009
11:59:04 PM CDT
(4)
silly you don't need to buy a v8, you were driving one
Dorkmo
June 5th, 2009
12:48:31 PM CDT
(-1)
v8 splash!
prairiedogeric10
June 3rd, 2009
11:05:28 PM CDT
(2)
If I could 1 and FAV I would, but I can't, so just take the 5 and FAV...also, the missing "i" in "prairie" was bugging the sh*t out of me
shadebrand
June 4th, 2009
12:28:42 AM CDT
(2)
prairemax
badboybadd
June 4th, 2009
3:15:35 PM CDT
(1)
is there a number at the end of prairiedogeric.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lickitwellhiem
June 3rd, 2009
11:06:05 PM CDT
(-1)
HEI MAN,, THTA SHI T WUZ FUNNE,, WHANNA DO A COLLABZ? AH AH AH AH AH AH WE SHOULd COLLABZ AH AH your voice my c*ck AH AHAA AH AAH (this post was for joke))
kemi337
June 3rd, 2009
11:10:13 PM CDT
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This is awesome. The coughing at the end seals it. Did you really yell or did you just crack up the volume into infinity?
YourTheCoconutMan
June 3rd, 2009
11:11:54 PM CDT
(1)
holy sh*t
lungbutter
June 5th, 2009
4:29:46 PM CDT
(0)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
shadebrand
June 3rd, 2009
11:23:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Keaton holy sh*t, you obviously deserve to go to the second round, but since you wont be getting less than a 3, its not likely. Also I'm super flattered that you put enough effort out by going the the store and recording, this is already my favorite entry and I'll give you consolation honors for this halarious piece of sh*t. you are clearly a master of sound and funny stuff. Great work.
shadebrand
June 3rd, 2009
11:24:03 PM CDT
(1)
unless you mail me something else.
shadebrand
June 3rd, 2009
11:25:42 PM CDT
(0)
and I should mention that he hasnt mailed yet.
prairiedogeric10
June 3rd, 2009
11:25:45 PM CDT
(3)
yes....this site is too good for that sh*tty contest
SkynetNotMax
June 3rd, 2009
11:29:22 PM CDT
(-1)
wait, so we can have multiple entries?
shadebrand
June 3rd, 2009
11:37:59 PM CDT
(0)
no, you can make as many sites as you want with the title name, but you gotta MAIL ME YOUR ONE AND ONLY ENTRY PER ROUND.
SkynetNotMax
June 3rd, 2009
11:46:23 PM CDT
(0)
so we can have multiple entries and then then pick the lowest rated one to send you?
shadebrand
June 4th, 2009
12:27:08 AM CDT
(0)
as long as you send it to me by june 6th yes, Remember I will tally up on june 10nth.
TheMayor
June 3rd, 2009
11:28:24 PM CDT
(0)
You are the master of the internet
lungbutter
June 5th, 2009
4:31:54 PM CDT
(0)
* User page * Talk page * Edit * + * History Personal tools * Log in / create account NAVIGATION * Main Page * Recent changes
Longestpants
June 3rd, 2009
11:47:59 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
JOKES
doink9731
June 3rd, 2009
11:49:25 PM CDT
(1)
ytmnd dot com
jakeman
June 3rd, 2009
11:52:51 PM CDT
(0)
i'm 5'ing this, cuz of funny and cuz you weren't afraid to SHOUT. i'm SICK of all those others who WHISPER when they talk in their YTMNDs
NiteSky
June 4th, 2009
12:03:40 AM CDT
(1)
Yelling = 5.
Mikebluez
June 4th, 2009
12:12:57 AM CDT
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This guys sites have been really going down hill.
kalorie1
June 4th, 2009
12:13:22 AM CDT
(2)
Brak?!?!?!
Trolldent
June 4th, 2009
12:23:50 AM CDT
(0)
more cowbell
peesauce
June 4th, 2009
12:29:58 AM CDT
(0)
how much are you selling your internet for? id like to buy some
samurai-alpha
June 4th, 2009
1:03:12 AM CDT
(1)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GeneralFod
June 4th, 2009
1:06:21 AM CDT
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(0)
Its YTMND.net moron
GeneralFod
June 4th, 2009
1:08:20 AM CDT
(0)
retard you misspelled Ochobobo
GeneralFod
June 4th, 2009
1:11:00 AM CDT
(0)
Moron its not spelled You'reTheCoconutMan
hucklebilly
June 4th, 2009
1:13:01 AM CDT
(0)
im laughing at this
lungbutter
June 5th, 2009
4:30:53 PM CDT
(0)
☆
Kaizen666
June 4th, 2009
1:42:17 AM CDT
(-1)
Chokes on the internet aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ON YTMND DOT CAM!!!!!!!
akhiv
June 4th, 2009
2:16:51 AM CDT
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This is my normal vote.
GunsForHands
June 4th, 2009
2:50:37 AM CDT
(0)
when is part 2 due out?
MTown
June 4th, 2009
3:08:38 AM CDT
(1)
alt accounts don't seem to be much an issue anymore ON YTMND DOT COM!
blue1622
June 4th, 2009
5:16:24 AM CDT
(0)
No hairy pussies for Lickitwellhiem? Where's the racism?
meaty
June 4th, 2009
7:08:37 AM CDT
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keatonkeaton999
June 4th, 2009
7:42:47 AM CDT
(3)
Thank you for the sponsorship donation by scarebear. On YTMND dot com.
meaty
June 4th, 2009
12:19:08 PM CDT
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f*gotf*got999 , f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999 ,f*gotf*got999
meaty
June 4th, 2009
12:19:39 PM CDT
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Please don't ban me Max.
scarebear
June 4th, 2009
4:35:17 PM CDT
(2)
ON YTMND.COM
SilverDollar
June 4th, 2009
10:15:27 AM CDT
(2)
That's some funny crap KassiusKassius
Cliffington88
June 4th, 2009
10:23:37 AM CDT
(3)
keatonkeaton999 has schizophrenia. [on YTMND (dot) com!]
Camshaft
June 4th, 2009
12:06:10 PM CDT
(3)
I've been screaming "ON YTMND.COM" at the end of all of my sentences today.
Captain-L337
June 4th, 2009
12:11:02 PM CDT
(1)
ON YTMND.COM
scarebear
June 4th, 2009
4:34:46 PM CDT
(1)
ON YTMND.COM
FreAkweNtcY
June 6th, 2009
8:35:13 AM CDT
(0)
ON YTMND.COM
pharaohmobius
June 4th, 2009
3:49:58 PM CDT
(2)
hey, you have the same kind of computer I do B)
pharaohmobius
June 4th, 2009
3:50:29 PM CDT
(2)
(the kind that shows funny jokes on the internet on whitey emendee dot com
ficklefackle
June 4th, 2009
6:01:23 PM CDT
(2)
does prairiedogeric have numbers at the end?
ambulo
June 4th, 2009
6:07:44 PM CDT
(2)
what IS relevant on YTMND these days, KeatonKeaton Nine, Nine, Nine?
shadebrand
June 4th, 2009
9:01:47 PM CDT
(0)
ON YTMND.COM
DonaldMcRonald
June 4th, 2009
7:32:11 PM CDT
(2)
Sounds like Brak. Kinda. Not really.
Father-McKenzie
June 6th, 2009
12:46:53 AM CDT
(1)
yeah some cartoon planets going on here
nightowl3090
June 4th, 2009
8:59:07 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for sync
q959fm
June 4th, 2009
9:13:32 PM CDT
(0)
Somebody needs to remix this.
nervousbreakdown
June 5th, 2009
4:52:33 PM CDT
(0)
PARTY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Ochobobo
June 4th, 2009
10:22:07 PM CDT
(5)
whenever I log into an alt account I always scream "PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OchobobosAlt
June 4th, 2009
10:23:27 PM CDT
(1)
FUNNY JOKES ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scarebear
June 5th, 2009
8:24:32 AM CDT
(0)
ON YTMND.COM
DamnCrackas
June 4th, 2009
11:34:06 PM CDT
(1)
Who the hell is screaming into the microphone?
AceRimmer
June 5th, 2009
12:45:42 AM CDT
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not funny. just retarded. i want those moments of my life back.
shoover
June 5th, 2009
1:01:20 AM CDT
(0)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mrhanky50
June 5th, 2009
7:26:47 AM CDT
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graaphix need tightening
Nyeusigrube
June 5th, 2009
1:11:26 PM CDT
(0)
Wow.... I love you.
teddo
June 5th, 2009
3:06:25 PM CDT
(1)
i listen'd to the whole thing
MrStump
June 5th, 2009
3:13:47 PM CDT
(0)
The sync on this is impressive. Also, really annoying
SnailEnlarger
June 5th, 2009
6:12:38 PM CDT
(1)
THIS IS THE GREATEST SITE.
homsar
June 5th, 2009
9:32:13 PM CDT
(0)
This is better than your Nintendo site
Father-McKenzie
June 6th, 2009
12:51:15 AM CDT
(0)
no
homsar
June 6th, 2009
1:42:15 AM CDT
(1)
Yeah you're right but it's close
dbungus2000
June 5th, 2009
9:33:08 PM CDT
(1)
i hate it when i have an itch on my back and i cant reach it, so what i tend to do is reach for my girlfriend's ol hair brush and get to work.
Excrement
June 5th, 2009
9:35:05 PM CDT
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all of the users on this site are my alts. we all hate N!GGERS.
weinerbagel
June 5th, 2009
10:46:15 PM CDT
(0)
this is the best site in the history of ytmnd
motbob
June 5th, 2009
10:56:42 PM CDT
(0)
This is the natural extension of your YTMND career.
NeverAutomatic
June 5th, 2009
11:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
Masterpiece.
Father-McKenzie
June 6th, 2009
12:45:14 AM CDT
(0)
you crazy bitch
EatThisScruffy
June 6th, 2009
3:21:39 AM CDT
(-1)
BOOOOO DO BOOOP OOPBOOPBOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoplite
June 6th, 2009
3:40:28 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
Hoplite
June 6th, 2009
3:42:13 AM CDT
(0)
I thought this was retarded, but at the end, I realize how much I have laughed.
shoover
June 6th, 2009
1:29:06 PM CDT
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SO IM GONNA GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO ALL OF MY FAVORITE USERS...UMMM.... MACKS..............UHHHHHHHHHHHH... MACKS....... UHH MACKS... MACKS, PRARIEDOG MACKS........................DOES PRARIEDOG HAVE NUMBERS IN HIS NAME!?AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DaveTheRave
June 6th, 2009
2:00:21 PM CDT
(0)
You Forgot About Me :'(
Goneja
June 6th, 2009
4:06:29 PM CDT
(0)
jokes.com
ItemLeader
June 6th, 2009
4:20:30 PM CDT
(1)
PARTY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! WOOOO!
wolf8218
June 7th, 2009
12:28:05 AM CDT
(2)
YES HE HAS A NUMBER ITS PRARIEDOGMAX999
Nyeusigrube
June 7th, 2009
12:32:53 AM CDT
(2)
YTMND.COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
branger-23
June 7th, 2009
12:39:33 AM CDT
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This is EPIC! This is the new Polend. The new KOENTMND.
gir489
June 7th, 2009
3:19:16 PM CDT
(0)
On the internet? What?
Reds
June 8th, 2009
6:28:09 PM CDT
(0)
HEYYYY
Doomrock
June 8th, 2009
7:38:52 PM CDT
(0)
lol
NotSoMuch
June 8th, 2009
8:30:58 PM CDT
(-1)
oc
Hoplite
June 8th, 2009
10:50:50 PM CDT
(0)
Oh god I watched it -again-. :3
CalientePockets
June 9th, 2009
9:00:18 PM CDT
(0)
maiero brothers tew
MurdarMachene
June 10th, 2009
12:57:13 AM CDT
(0)
the site itself wins the contest
szissou
June 10th, 2009
1:48:08 AM CDT
(-3)
I would like more monologues from you, and if you could do it in a girl's voice that'd be real nice.
italianice388
June 12th, 2009
9:56:04 PM CDT
(0)
new grafix technology was implemented in the creation of this film
Brentstah
June 13th, 2009
10:29:17 PM CDT
(1)
Wow. This is so win, it's almost as much win as you can get, ON YTMND.COM!! I'm gonna say that every day for the rest of my life now ON YTMND.COM!!
Twinsen
June 14th, 2009
4:07:57 AM CDT
(1)
Funny jokes @ funny jokes dot the internet. That made no sense. This site ruled.
busley
June 14th, 2009
3:10:05 PM CDT
(0)
lol but your screaming is not quite as annoying as http://smeagolisfree.ytmnd.com/
MuffinBear
July 13th, 2009
10:51:35 PM CDT
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too loud >:0
joejew
July 16th, 2009
7:57:24 AM CDT
(1)
best ytmnd ever
kt11126
September 15th, 2009
10:26:08 AM CDT
(0)
ELL OH ELL
jhoods
May 3rd, 2011
8:44:22 AM CDT
(1)
Remember Luigi in Mario Brothers 2?
SamuraiC1inton
January 21st, 2018
11:18:13 PM CST
(0)
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