Mommy, Why?
Created on: April 23rd, 2009
Mommy, Why?
LegoLewdite 
understandingservers.ytmnd.com
Why???
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tts, parker lewis can't lose, terminator, other silliness

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ultrudeus
April 23rd, 2009
5:24:37 PM CDT
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lol win
dbomob
April 24th, 2009
3:16:55 PM CDT
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WTF??? i seriously cant figure out where the hell all of this came from. super well done.
NewGifs
April 25th, 2009
12:59:02 PM CDT
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probably Tom O'Connor.. Ph.D
sadleric
April 25th, 2009
6:07:03 PM CDT
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Cue Darthwang's "Mommy, why is there a F*GGOT! in the house?'
Squoog
April 23rd, 2009
5:26:55 PM CDT
(3)
Epic YTMND is epic
LocutusOfBorg
April 23rd, 2009
5:32:41 PM CDT
(13)
Terminator? Mommy and daddy sexing up to make server? Win.
DoomFrost
April 24th, 2009
8:07:03 AM CDT
(12)
I wouldn't want to be the doctor that has to pull a server out of her vagina. Oh the horror.
WillBlood
April 26th, 2009
4:42:51 PM CDT
(10)
Son... I have been dreading the day we tell you this, but... you're just a proxy.
Scelous
April 23rd, 2009
5:33:12 PM CDT
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This is lame
BloodyPython
April 23rd, 2009
5:46:31 PM CDT
(4)
lol, wut?
wisdumcube
April 23rd, 2009
5:49:16 PM CDT
(5)
surreal
pberg
April 23rd, 2009
6:05:32 PM CDT
(7)
Parker Lewis Must Win
Wordle
April 23rd, 2009
6:27:02 PM CDT
(0)
Wow.
Phernoree
April 23rd, 2009
6:46:01 PM CDT
(6)
you should've continued down the Terminator route...
wisdumcube
April 23rd, 2009
6:55:55 PM CDT
(13)
Yep have the servers gain sentience and then have the book give instructions on how to be part of the human resistance when SkyNet takes over.
wisdumcube
April 23rd, 2009
6:56:06 PM CDT
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Yep. Have the servers gain sentience and then have the book give instructions on how to be part of the human resistance when SkyNet takes over.
chronster
April 24th, 2009
3:33:36 PM CDT
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C-C-C-C-Combo
wisdumcube
April 27th, 2009
9:09:59 PM CDT
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C-C-C-C-Chronster breaker
Compdude
April 23rd, 2009
6:46:18 PM CDT
(0)
I thought for sure you were going to turn this dirty at some point. Kudos for taking the high ground. It's kind of unoriginal though - you just added a voicesoft voiceover.
amindlessidiot
April 23rd, 2009
6:47:32 PM CDT
(22)
Who the f*ck gave Tom O'Connor a Ph.D. ?
Clive42
April 23rd, 2009
10:58:00 PM CDT
(3)
It was Jill Dubin
YeahWhiplash
April 23rd, 2009
6:52:18 PM CDT
(0)
wtf
jax1492
April 23rd, 2009
7:15:34 PM CDT
(0)
omg hahaha
jman99999
April 23rd, 2009
7:53:02 PM CDT
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PLZ CAN I HAZ SERVAR???
Aiello
April 23rd, 2009
8:01:46 PM CDT
(0)
When a man loves a women...
soggytoast
April 23rd, 2009
8:08:16 PM CDT
(0)
Full link to book (there's more): http://community.crista.org/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.PostAttachments/00.00.00.02.26/Microsoft_5F00_Home_5F00_Server_5F00_Book.pdf
Father-McKenzie
April 28th, 2009
11:55:51 AM CDT
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LOL i actually thought this was original content for a second. Should have known better. 5 for deception.
LegoLewdite
April 28th, 2009
12:25:00 PM CDT
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Shrug. I don't know what your problem is, Father, but I can understand how you'd get confused. Did you have had the volume turned down when it said, "written by TOM O'CONNER FUDD?"
HeyZeus
April 23rd, 2009
8:13:40 PM CDT
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5'd! 5'd for epicness
ASSCOCKredux
April 23rd, 2009
8:50:52 PM CDT
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reading children books. funny.
carianoff
April 23rd, 2009
9:30:38 PM CDT
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My mind can't grasp the enormity of epic that is this.
thehyecircus
April 23rd, 2009
9:41:27 PM CDT
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Whatthehellwin
Amenhotep2
April 23rd, 2009
9:46:09 PM CDT
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Whatthehellboring
Shelverman
April 24th, 2009
12:32:19 AM CDT
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Whatthehellambivalence
lickitwellhiem
April 23rd, 2009
10:45:58 PM CDT
(0)
lewdwin
mcroix
April 23rd, 2009
11:10:59 PM CDT
(3)
is the dog at the end a metaphor for you're the man dog pissing on computers and needing new servers?
Morgrist
April 24th, 2009
12:18:47 AM CDT
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Mommy, why is there a YTMND in the house?
mcroix
April 24th, 2009
6:36:51 AM CDT
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ytmnd is where big people go and do boring things. ytmnd is why big people get grumpy and say bad words
LegoLewdite
April 24th, 2009
6:44:48 AM CDT
(1)
I almost put a ytmnd label over the dog, but decided one tiny edit might give the impression I f*cked with the rest of the images. And I'd hate to steal Jill Dubin's thunder.
shadebrand
April 24th, 2009
10:47:31 PM CDT
(3)
My daddy needs to call PEE C express...
BEAVACUDA
April 25th, 2009
2:16:24 AM CDT
(2)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <smack smack smack>
morningmimi
April 24th, 2009
12:32:08 AM CDT
(1)
is 4 rlz?
jnorris441
April 24th, 2009
12:42:29 AM CDT
(2)
if the server touches you in your swimsuit area, tell a grownup right away
Mokai
April 24th, 2009
2:24:16 AM CDT
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Holy sh*t, this is a real book! Well, at least according to Amazin.com. Nice find!
bongbadabongbadabong
April 24th, 2009
2:44:48 AM CDT
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I dunno if this fully qualified as a genuine replacement of Clifford the Big Red Dog, its close though
cdfisk
April 24th, 2009
3:44:49 AM CDT
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Mommy, why is there a server in my pants?
jhomeboy
April 24th, 2009
7:53:53 AM CDT
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hahahahahahahahah this has to be funniest yet
DarthWang
April 24th, 2009
9:16:53 AM CDT
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I watched the whole thing expecting some kind of punchline
Silverman
April 24th, 2009
9:46:51 AM CDT
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I am glad you typed in "Ph.D" into the type-and-talk program and it called it "Pud" instead. 4/5, thanks for letting me know about this. I found it on Amazon. I can't believe it. F*cking HP must be paying this dickbag "Pud" to write books for them. Why is that Laptop on fire?!?
Silverman
April 24th, 2009
9:54:50 AM CDT
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Sorry for the bump, but the book says "Just so you know, Tom O'Connor does not actually have a Ph.D He is also not actually a person. And the entire premise of this book is fictional. But on the bright side, a Windows Home server is a real product. Perhaps you'd like to buy one!" F*CK YOU MICROSOFT! GET OUT OF MY MIIINNNDDDD!!!
FreAkweNtcY
April 24th, 2009
10:47:57 AM CDT
(0)
needs a better ending instead of a quick loop
DefaultUserName
April 24th, 2009
11:15:22 AM CDT
(0)
Yes. YES!
mrhanky50
April 24th, 2009
11:24:13 AM CDT
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have a series of tubes! you sir WIN!
paphan
April 24th, 2009
12:46:46 PM CDT
(0)
5'd solely for Parker Lewis.
samurai-alpha
April 24th, 2009
1:40:02 PM CDT
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sukkaz got "Cerv"'d
malus
April 24th, 2009
2:02:59 PM CDT
(1)
This might just be the best YTMND ever made.
TasmanianTiger
April 24th, 2009
9:05:11 PM CDT
(0)
I agree.
mistertug
April 24th, 2009
4:50:09 PM CDT
(0)
Coolness.
Dasyati
April 24th, 2009
9:41:11 PM CDT
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5'd because you actually remember Parker Lewis Can't Lose :)
LegoLewdite
April 25th, 2009
3:07:20 PM CDT
(0)
Not a problem!
Wordle
April 24th, 2009
9:48:47 PM CDT
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Big people have a server at the *fart* office.
frameshift13v3
April 24th, 2009
11:40:59 PM CDT
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The big people say bad words like "Tushy" and "Fart-Knocker"
MrSinistar
April 25th, 2009
12:07:51 AM CDT
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tom o'connor FUD
LegoLewdite
April 25th, 2009
6:44:25 AM CDT
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actually, I typed in "FUDD." thought it would be more waskily that way.
Abominator
April 25th, 2009
1:28:57 AM CDT
(0)
UMM WTF?
btk88
April 25th, 2009
2:12:32 AM CDT
(0)
lol
BEAVACUDA
April 25th, 2009
2:56:13 AM CDT
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C:\My CPU is a neural net processor\a learning computer\The more contact I have with humans\the more I learn
Mudkipzmasterz
April 25th, 2009
4:37:07 AM CDT
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So this is where server comes from.
Venoman
April 25th, 2009
5:22:23 AM CDT
(0)
amusing concept, poor execution. horrible sync is horrible.
NewGifs
April 25th, 2009
1:03:10 PM CDT
(0)
hm, sync slightly Of
hbomberman
April 25th, 2009
11:29:01 AM CDT
(0)
win
ikickurface
April 25th, 2009
4:32:11 PM CDT
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I'M NOT GRUMPY AND I DON'T USE AND F*CKING BAD WORDS!
LegoLewdite
April 25th, 2009
4:35:07 PM CDT
(4)
^ somebody had to go in on a Saturday.
JamesChicks
April 26th, 2009
2:22:26 AM CDT
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Pure win
mrdarky
April 26th, 2009
4:28:47 AM CDT
(0)
Do you know what a server is? I bet you do!
sadleric
April 26th, 2009
4:45:23 PM CDT
(-1)
freakytmnd
Quamin
April 26th, 2009
6:33:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol This is great to explain to my parents why i have a server, I'm so forwarding it to them!
hathair
April 27th, 2009
12:21:48 AM CDT
(1)
You just f*gged this place up.
Devil2U
April 26th, 2009
11:06:36 PM CDT
(0)
my mind is blown.... good work!
BoredJedi
April 27th, 2009
2:07:52 AM CDT
(1)
I live to server
derubermax
April 27th, 2009
9:04:19 AM CDT
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I was invested. Love it.
SF1777
April 27th, 2009
11:37:50 AM CDT
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Tom O'Connor Fudd, he owns a mansion and a yacht.
lickitwellhiem
April 27th, 2009
9:53:57 PM CDT
(1)
also: go mommy!
Assassimon
April 27th, 2009
11:28:20 PM CDT
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go suck a n*gg*r dick f*ggot
wick
April 28th, 2009
2:45:00 AM CDT
(0)
at the *fart* office
tannonmalcolm
April 28th, 2009
2:29:45 PM CDT
(0)
pretty clever, giggle
SonnyResetti
April 28th, 2009
5:38:16 PM CDT
(0)
It became even funnier when I discovered you didn't change any of the words or pictures. Seriously, why write a children's book on such a mundane topic? I loved the Muppet Show music.
wheelyum
April 28th, 2009
7:48:33 PM CDT
(0)
the terminator music makes the at home server sound so f*cking awesome
wheelyum
April 28th, 2009
7:50:14 PM CDT
(0)
THEY DON'T GO IN OFFICES.
Wordle
April 29th, 2009
1:30:02 PM CDT
(1)
THEY GO IN HOUSES.
damanism
June 15th, 2010
3:18:38 PM CDT
(0)
MAYBE IN YOUR HOUSE!
POS
April 28th, 2009
8:57:38 PM CDT
(0)
jill dubiin
Polygon
April 28th, 2009
9:53:31 PM CDT
(0)
is the audio and picture out of sync for anyone else? or is it just me
Becket
April 29th, 2009
8:10:16 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for epic terminator music.
C-Higgy
April 29th, 2009
9:59:41 AM CDT
(0)
Must have taken Computer Science 3.
C-Higgy
April 30th, 2009
5:03:15 PM CDT
(0)
Or perhaps finished C.
BrianCornel
July 17th, 2009
11:20:14 AM CDT
(0)
WOOT WOOT!!!
NewGifs
August 26th, 2009
8:45:00 PM CDT
(0)
ytmnd should have a subscribe button.(tm)
prairiedogeric10
September 11th, 2009
12:50:22 PM CDT
(0)
lol an excellent reading by Premarital Rex.
hawktopus
October 6th, 2009
10:11:36 PM CDT
(0)
WHERE IS TOM CONNOR
dingle-berry
December 7th, 2009
3:31:07 AM CST
(0)
John Connor 2012
meatballin
February 6th, 2010
7:47:18 PM CST
(0)
tonight i dine on meatballs
knilftw
February 23rd, 2010
8:00:39 PM CST
(0)
Jill Dublend
nottheone
March 29th, 2011
2:13:27 PM CDT
(0)
I just spent about an hour tracking this down so I could watch it again. So worth it! It's that voice...
LegoLewdite
March 29th, 2011
5:53:30 PM CDT
(0)
expresivo, i believe. also featured here: [site thewhitezone:site]