Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

njhl

January 21st, 2009

10:51:10 PM CST

(5)

Get off my lawn.

Claremonster

January 23rd, 2009

1:44:45 AM CST

(0)

Assassins is best played with Nerf Mavericks.

DaveTheRave

January 20th, 2009

7:49:21 AM CST

(3)

*Squirt*

Terabytes

January 25th, 2009

10:01:27 PM CST

(0)

its funny to me because it looks so non-lethal! =)

dmaz

January 20th, 2009

7:56:56 AM CST

(8)

I think I just squirted! I must have squirted you!

zomgirulelolz

January 21st, 2009

8:19:28 PM CST

(7)

...you have WONDERFUL aim

TheBrute

January 20th, 2009

8:05:57 AM CST

(0)

:-)

wisdumcube

January 20th, 2009

8:28:24 AM CST

(4)

I just...jizzed in my pants

Wetdream

January 20th, 2009

8:52:11 AM CST

(6)

This tends to happen with wet dreams .. thx for the 5's guys

shizzle5150

January 20th, 2009

8:41:47 AM CST

(1)

yea, blondie super glued tuco's pump and trigger so the game was rigged.

amindlessidiot

January 20th, 2009

8:57:55 AM CST

(3)

Major Pumping Required, Tuco

yhpets

January 20th, 2009

9:04:47 AM CST

(9)

Must be pretty hot in that desert, just look at the water turning to steam as its leaving the barrel.

Smeagolisfree99

January 20th, 2009

9:10:00 AM CST

(0)

The music sucks, but good site.

jetz

January 20th, 2009

9:19:47 AM CST

(3)

this should be top rated

Brandon00151

January 20th, 2009

9:26:13 AM CST

(2)

extras!

Chav-Slayer

January 20th, 2009

9:37:49 AM CST

(5)

This is the greatest water gun ever made... the Super Soaker 50. Six pumps... more than enough to kill anything that moves.

Raistlin

January 20th, 2009

9:00:56 PM CST

(2)

Those were "SO COOL" when they first came out. Those and the Fresh Prince were the hot topic whatever summer that was.

Lettuce

January 20th, 2009

10:11:50 AM CST

(2)

tee-he graveyard games!

gnar

January 20th, 2009

10:16:36 AM CST

(2)

pretty god damn good

mrcoxley

January 20th, 2009

11:15:52 AM CST

(3)

blondie!!!!!

goodcupcakes

January 20th, 2009

11:21:18 AM CST

(-1)

Btape?

VIsraWratS

January 20th, 2009

11:48:18 AM CST

(3)

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend... Those with water guns and those who dig. You dig.

paphan

January 20th, 2009

2:24:19 PM CST

(3)

You dig?

zomgirulelolz

January 21st, 2009

8:23:18 PM CST

(0)

I personally believe there are three kinds of people in this world... those who can count and those who cant....

January 20th, 2009

(4)

January 20th, 2009

(3)

January 21st, 2009

(3)

January 20th, 2009

(-2)

that's true. the old super soakers were, and still are, the best.

h2sbOwnzU

January 20th, 2009

2:36:34 PM CST

(5)

SHUT YER F*CKIN' FACE

Improviser

January 20th, 2009

2:45:18 PM CST

(2)

SUPER SOAKED

fourest

January 20th, 2009

2:51:26 PM CST

(2)

After a intense super-soaker fight there�s nothing like a good cigar.

meaty

January 21st, 2009

12:02:57 PM CST

(1)

^_^

Shephard

January 20th, 2009

4:06:47 PM CST

(0)

Get back up you big baby, it's just water. God.

BraunB4Brain

January 20th, 2009

4:11:56 PM CST

(0)

The good, the bad, the soaked.

TheKnownPower

January 20th, 2009

4:32:03 PM CST

(0)

The Good, The Bad, and the KAAAAHNNN. That's your next assignment soldier, get to it.

bonefish

January 20th, 2009

5:47:56 PM CST

(1)

SUPER SOAKER 50 PWNS ALL!

DarthWang

January 20th, 2009

5:59:09 PM CST

(-5)

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SSgtTCZ

January 20th, 2009

6:05:37 PM CST

(-3)

Even though I can't get over how awesome this is, it belongs on Youtube.

January 20th, 2009

(0)

January 20th, 2009

(0)

BLEACH IN MY EYES!!!! *SPRAYS SIDEWALK*

Gonzster

January 20th, 2009

7:57:52 PM CST

(0)

5'ed for realizing the old school super soaker 50's beat the sh*t out of everything that came after.

LegoLewdite

January 20th, 2009

10:00:11 PM CST

(0)

super soakers - they shoot through schools

January 20th, 2009

(0)

January 20th, 2009

(0)

I had that exact same squirt gun when I was younger

vanceandroid

January 21st, 2009

1:19:06 AM CST

(0)

this would have been a three without the supersoakers. woulda been a four without the squirt. you deserve this.

GaryGnu

January 21st, 2009

2:02:33 AM CST

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Um, yeah... squit guns instead of real guns during the climax to a great movie. I must be to old to think this is anything but average.

shadebrand

January 21st, 2009

12:32:06 PM CST

(0)

Sounds more like jizz than water... fix it and I promive you a 5.

Gravijar

January 24th, 2009

12:51:20 AM CST

(0)

Jizz has a sound?

teddo

January 21st, 2009

7:41:13 PM CST

(0)

fun

l33tCake

January 21st, 2009

10:02:29 PM CST

(0)

to quiet

YummyCows

January 21st, 2009

11:34:55 PM CST

(0)

Wow

Lotus1438

January 22nd, 2009

1:31:44 AM CST

(0)

+2 for super soaker 50.

icenine0

January 22nd, 2009

12:29:23 PM CST

(0)

nice edits

mrdarky

January 22nd, 2009

8:41:53 PM CST

(0)

I see what you did there!

GordonFremen

January 22nd, 2009

9:28:07 PM CST

(0)

Really liked the edits, great work

GIVEMEREPLAY

January 22nd, 2009

11:36:57 PM CST

(0)

Wrong song. Excellent everything else.

deliman

January 23rd, 2009

5:30:31 PM CST

(1)

OOZINATOR!!

NiteSky

January 25th, 2009

3:47:36 PM CST

(1)

User name for the Double-Win.