Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal
Created on: November 24th, 2008
Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal
ryanmontana 
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IMO, Steve should've added a figure four leglock to the end of this move. I guess this will do.
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amindlessidiot
November 24th, 2008
5:05:21 PM CST
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Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Never Say Never Again, Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist.
johnnyfog
November 24th, 2008
5:10:08 PM CST
(6)
Keep in mind Connery was 98 years old at the time.
amindlessidiot
November 24th, 2008
5:33:45 PM CST
(19)
All Seagal did was high five him.
kachoochoo
November 24th, 2008
9:27:57 PM CST
(0)
what did Connery say about that?
Gravijar
November 24th, 2008
10:40:01 PM CST
(8)
You're the man now dog!
wisdumcube
November 25th, 2008
12:02:55 AM CST
(13)
After Steven Seagal broke Sean Connery's wrist, Connery proceeded to break Seagal's career.
l33tCake
November 25th, 2008
1:31:23 AM CST
(0)
After which, it only took Connery 23 minutes to do so.
drewp1ckles
November 25th, 2008
2:27:33 PM CST
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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist
AndySavage
November 26th, 2008
3:28:39 AM CST
(1)
just break the wrist, and walk away
man-of-war
November 27th, 2008
2:12:57 PM CST
(2)
Im going to send this to my grandmother :D
slypieguy
November 24th, 2008
5:09:45 PM CST
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featured user is credit to team
hanktherapper
November 24th, 2008
5:10:51 PM CST
(4)
Stolen: http://holidaycheer.ytmnd.com/
slypieguy
November 24th, 2008
5:13:23 PM CST
(0)
That's not copy catting, it's piggy backing!
Booster37
November 25th, 2008
12:00:36 AM CST
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I'd say more of a reasonable sequel. Now, we just need one for Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Swharzenegger.
MJDub
November 24th, 2008
5:12:32 PM CST
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AAaaAHAHHAHHHAHhHhahAHhahH!!
DukeNuke
November 25th, 2008
4:24:30 AM CST
(0)
krrllsshsh
Spaztick
November 25th, 2008
3:58:50 PM CST
(0)
siss siss sa panda, siss siss sa P1ZZ4, siss siss sa Poland, siss siss sa NEDM, siss siss sa midget, siss siss sa cabinet...
doink9731
November 24th, 2008
5:21:27 PM CST
(2)
You said Happy Holidays! War on Christmas! Quick call Fox News and get Bill on the line!
iownzu5
November 24th, 2008
5:26:22 PM CST
(3)
THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY CATS CRADLE DAMMIT
DarthWang
November 24th, 2008
5:32:23 PM CST
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GeneralFod
November 24th, 2008
5:39:58 PM CST
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Stuck under the influence of suffocation? Join the anal CPR crew today!
ASSCOCKredux
November 24th, 2008
5:41:16 PM CST
(-1)
1 to counter kiss asses.
ficklefackle
November 24th, 2008
6:19:54 PM CST
(3)
5 to counter a severely troubled young boy.
tehjugulator
November 24th, 2008
5:45:24 PM CST
(0)
DNS
ryanmontana
November 24th, 2008
5:48:46 PM CST
(3)
Agreed. I was just hoping you got the point after 4 loops. Silly me.
leet-shoe
November 24th, 2008
5:46:02 PM CST
(0)
Political Correctness
LegoLewdite
November 24th, 2008
5:56:17 PM CST
(0)
in before Thanksgiving! good job
nutnics
November 24th, 2008
6:00:41 PM CST
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Dear Santa I want a 5" wide c*ck sleeve that tastes like gasoline, love ryanmontana
nutnics
November 24th, 2008
6:03:14 PM CST
(0)
http://www.gentlemenstoybox.com/CyberSkin-4-Xtra-Thick-Transformer-Penis-Extension-p-37.html
jnorris441
November 24th, 2008
6:06:38 PM CST
(2)
now you can wear optimus prime's penis
ryanmontana
November 24th, 2008
6:08:08 PM CST
(8)
CLICK TO ENLARGE
mackvenom1
November 24th, 2008
6:19:06 PM CST
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i wish he actually turned to the camera and spoke-whispered like he always talks: "Merry Chirstmas" as the guy hollered
btk88
November 24th, 2008
6:53:38 PM CST
(0)
lol kiss ass
Compdude
November 24th, 2008
7:26:50 PM CST
(0)
I like how fake that arm looks too.
StolenName
November 24th, 2008
7:36:40 PM CST
(0)
Or maybe a piledriver. Then again, no.
wisdumcube
November 24th, 2008
8:24:55 PM CST
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Suggestion: use a holiday tune and loop the bone cracking audio on top of it (it might sync better too).
meaty
November 24th, 2008
8:52:37 PM CST
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lol copy cat killer
Takeru
November 24th, 2008
11:35:36 PM CST
(0)
That's for my wife, f*ck you and have a merry christmas!
jax1492
November 25th, 2008
12:02:53 AM CST
(0)
classic steve
Kilroyx
November 25th, 2008
12:20:09 AM CST
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I beat Steven Seagal in an ITG tournament. I have video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEqAlAtHIOQ It's hard to tell that it's him at first, but the not-quite hard bodied physique and old man ponytail are clear giveaways.
mcroix
November 25th, 2008
12:42:11 AM CST
(0)
fantastic sync
Goneja
November 25th, 2008
1:33:18 AM CST
(1)
wasn't this done before
Aykis16
November 25th, 2008
1:42:48 AM CST
(0)
I wish I could give season's greetings as effectively as Steven Seagal.
montereymatt
November 25th, 2008
1:55:47 AM CST
(4)
Steven Seagull™ Arm Breakerz™
C-Euro
November 25th, 2008
7:17:25 AM CST
(2)
The other guy looks like Sly Stallone.
braxton
November 25th, 2008
8:18:00 AM CST
(2)
where's the bruce leeroy kwanzaa card?
Bill--Bisco
November 25th, 2008
11:13:51 AM CST
(0)
You can look at the arm broken and the hand that its attached to. Obvious Fake.
MrSinistar
November 25th, 2008
12:18:12 PM CST
(3)
God, I just love these Christmas cards.
soapalope
November 25th, 2008
4:19:32 PM CST
(0)
gets better as it falls out of sync
Gnashly
November 25th, 2008
10:21:27 PM CST
(0)
mmm, walnuts
AndySavage
November 26th, 2008
3:31:01 AM CST
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What? This is just a copy of your (albeit hilarious) van damme holiday site, minus the selling point of the goofy smile/immaculate hair. Once you take that out, where's the funny?
wisdumcube
November 26th, 2008
3:48:49 AM CST
(0)
bone-cracking/bloodcurdling scream?
wisdumcube
November 26th, 2008
3:52:02 AM CST
(1)
Definitely the van damme one is funnier though.
ryanmontana
November 26th, 2008
4:41:59 PM CST
(0)
Yeah. It's hard to beat that Van Damme clip. The arm break is Seagal's patented move, so I went with him this year. HAPY HOLLYDAYS THO ANYWAY THX!!!
AndySavage
November 27th, 2008
1:21:33 AM CST
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No offense meant by my comment or vote. Much love ryan, you're one of the best around
ryanmontana
November 27th, 2008
11:21:58 AM CST
(0)
None taken, buddeh.
wisdumcube
November 30th, 2008
8:56:38 PM CST
(1)
nothing's gonna ever keep you down
MrsBadExample
November 26th, 2008
4:30:51 AM CST
(0)
I want to send this to my entire family.
pgn2b
November 26th, 2008
7:42:05 AM CST
(1)
sid vicious's leg sayz hai
thetruequaid
November 26th, 2008
9:34:39 AM CST
(2)
I'm going to take you to the bank senator, the blood bank DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
winterbottom
November 26th, 2008
2:27:18 PM CST
(1)
here's my badge. Fair game now, ok? This is your trophy, this is your trophy! Come and get it.
BlankMan
November 26th, 2008
9:52:04 AM CST
(0)
pussinboots
November 26th, 2008
10:16:56 AM CST
(0)
Dude I f*cking love your sites XD
URtheMANnowDAWG
November 26th, 2008
11:49:52 AM CST
(0)
oddly satisfying
DarkTree
November 26th, 2008
3:24:37 PM CST
(0)
I'm going to send this e-card to lots of people
laundry
November 26th, 2008
5:27:21 PM CST
(2)
the gift that keeps on giving.
AppleNick
November 26th, 2008
11:35:31 PM CST
(0)
+6 for keywords
Longestpants
November 27th, 2008
1:06:04 AM CST
(0)
KLCHLPOP
HardCheese
November 27th, 2008
1:58:52 AM CST
(0)
holy damnit christmas
mrdarky
November 27th, 2008
2:12:15 AM CST
(0)
HI-LARIOUS
TheManWithNoFace
November 27th, 2008
2:18:49 AM CST
(0)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
johnytwostep
November 28th, 2008
3:17:03 AM CST
(0)
you are quoting the wrong Seagal movie! That is from "Above The Law", during the hotel kitchen scene where Mr. Zagon was about to inject Nico (Seagal's Character) with his truth serum and interrogate him "just for the fight".
DonaldMcRonald
November 27th, 2008
11:55:55 AM CST
(0)
Fun Fact: While working as a martial arts coordinator on the set of Under Siege, Gene LeBell choked out Steven Seagal and caused him to soil himself while unconscious.
m0r94n
November 28th, 2008
3:10:50 AM CST
(0)
Enjoy your chicken dinner
johnytwostep
November 28th, 2008
3:18:43 AM CST
(0)
LMAO!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha classic Seagal!
GordonFremen
November 28th, 2008
12:23:02 PM CST
(0)
I laughed, but JVCD for life
theanalogkid
November 28th, 2008
1:34:10 PM CST
(1)
Anyone seen Richie????? Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!?!?
NoobSailboat
November 28th, 2008
8:32:01 PM CST
(0)
In America we say merry christmas.
MurdarMachene
December 6th, 2008
2:46:24 PM CST
(2)
this reminds me of my christmas childhood when daddy used to sit us around the christmas tree and break our arms :)
Trenchgun
October 29th, 2009
11:03:53 PM CDT
(1)
This is one of my favorite YTMNDs
ryanmontana
October 30th, 2009
2:17:22 PM CDT
(0)
Stay tuned...
soapalope
May 31st, 2011
12:29:06 PM CDT
(1)
CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS