Picard surfs the net
Created on: September 27th, 2008
Picard surfs the net
gross 
picardporn.ytmnd.com
ooo lala jean-luc, see also http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com
picard's pad
picard's too sexy
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bobgods66
September 27th, 2008
2:04:41 AM CDT
(1)
i love you for making this
Shelverman
September 27th, 2008
6:22:20 PM CDT
(16)
I agree. The eerie perfection of the facial expressions makes this.
Ownager
September 27th, 2008
10:33:59 PM CDT
(3)
That expression made the site, man.
man-of-war
September 30th, 2008
10:44:29 AM CDT
(1)
Was that a ferret on his lap?
DoomFrost
October 1st, 2008
3:04:54 PM CDT
(0)
Facial expression was priceless near the end.
momthinksimcool
October 4th, 2008
2:15:21 PM CDT
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get out.. LEAVE .....right now
tfm-copycat
October 5th, 2008
5:40:24 PM CDT
(0)
One more comment and an "I love you" for that facial expression. You're a genius.
badboybadd
September 27th, 2008
2:22:38 AM CDT
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rrrrghghghgh.... this is funny... but it has a penis. if not for the penis, its auto top 5 of the day.............. aghghghggh...... am i gay??!?!?!?
BodilyOddity
September 27th, 2008
3:16:23 AM CDT
(3)
i facking lolled.
SilverDollar
September 27th, 2008
9:05:50 AM CDT
(0)
I liked it!
pussinboots
September 27th, 2008
12:00:02 PM CDT
(7)
didnt appreciate the gross male nudity but still funny
megatron
September 27th, 2008
6:40:25 PM CDT
(15)
the gross male nudity was the best part
s3m1lol
September 27th, 2008
10:54:56 PM CDT
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I fap'd to this.
pussinboots
September 28th, 2008
4:18:23 PM CDT
(0)
the dong didnt bug me, its just that i expected tits after the bitches came out exercising instead of picard weiner....but that was the joke which is why i 5'd
noouch
September 27th, 2008
2:09:45 PM CDT
(15)
People are afraid this site's gonna turn them gay or something. Bunch of pussies.
Papstfaust
September 28th, 2008
11:03:46 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, if anything getting excited by another man's huge wang makes you less gay. It's not like you can choose to be gay just because you decide that you like looking at wangs.
Papstfaust
September 28th, 2008
11:04:35 PM CDT
(3)
Trust me.
Ownager
October 1st, 2008
5:34:35 PM CDT
(0)
Admit it, you turned gay for Picard.
noouch
October 14th, 2008
9:18:19 AM CDT
(2)
I'm gay for Picard, and Picard only.
MegaBUD
September 27th, 2008
2:49:54 PM CDT
(0)
Ohhhh
GeneralFod
September 27th, 2008
3:23:11 PM CDT
(0)
He's thinking "what a stud!"
Compdude
September 27th, 2008
4:29:50 PM CDT
(2)
Next, some hot Data on Yar action!
GaryGnu
September 27th, 2008
7:49:28 PM CDT
(1)
nerd....
s3m1lol
September 27th, 2008
10:55:48 PM CDT
(25)
2 borgs 1 cup
Morgrist
October 2nd, 2008
3:06:58 AM CDT
(0)
DATA: In every way, of course. I am programmed in . . . multiple techniques; a wide variety of pleasuring.
Shelverman
September 27th, 2008
4:43:48 PM CDT
(2)
When I first saw this YTMND, it had 47 votes.
Stig
September 28th, 2008
4:26:15 AM CDT
(13)
When I first saw this YTMND there were 4 lights.
Windshield
October 1st, 2008
2:43:48 PM CDT
(5)
When I first saw this YTMND, there were three countries. Great Britain, Australia, and the United States.
MrMuskOx
October 3rd, 2008
1:23:52 PM CDT
(2)
You forgot Zimbabwe.
badboybadd
September 27th, 2008
5:07:03 PM CDT
(-1)
lmao much improved with the blurr.
somebodysbaby
September 27th, 2008
5:09:25 PM CDT
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The images on the screen are different but the rest is similar to http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com/
Gravijar
September 27th, 2008
7:21:39 PM CDT
(0)
Ah I lol'd so hard
kydoty
September 27th, 2008
8:15:32 PM CDT
(9)
He's always drinking tea while surfing for porn.
timmyt
September 27th, 2008
10:09:27 PM CDT
(4)
where else would he shoot?
shadowspecies
September 28th, 2008
12:44:06 AM CDT
(5)
Earl Grey, Hot.
chibidw
September 28th, 2008
3:56:49 AM CDT
(0)
Looks like it's plenty hot, to me.
timmyt
September 29th, 2008
2:27:18 AM CDT
(0)
One lump or two?
Mr--Sandman
September 27th, 2008
9:33:38 PM CDT
(2)
5'd, simply for the Mario Paint cursor...
drunk-ewok
September 28th, 2008
11:40:50 PM CDT
(0)
that's the part that killed me
mrcoxley
September 27th, 2008
9:35:51 PM CDT
(0)
lol
OMGWTFBBQ420
September 27th, 2008
10:06:04 PM CDT
(0)
that sh*t was funny
Aldrai
September 27th, 2008
10:21:30 PM CDT
(1)
Few YTMNDs actually make me laugh out loud. You have made one of them.
spicytaco
September 28th, 2008
12:57:31 AM CDT
(1)
Agreed.
poopypants26
September 27th, 2008
10:46:16 PM CDT
(2)
4'd for Picard's Wang, 1 million for his expression.
Dopplebanger
October 3rd, 2008
1:43:07 AM CDT
(0)
am i gay?
Longestpants
September 27th, 2008
11:12:25 PM CDT
(0)
:D
Smeagolisfree99
September 27th, 2008
11:46:06 PM CDT
(0)
Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.
McButterNuts
September 28th, 2008
12:23:15 AM CDT
(0)
He grabs the mouse with the wrong hand... I know it bothers some of you slightly.
Mantidz
September 28th, 2008
12:41:48 AM CDT
(0)
great quality ytmnd good that your helping bringing it back
hxrealm
September 28th, 2008
12:55:49 AM CDT
(4)
Meh, needs Pacard'd.
SSgtTCZ
September 28th, 2008
1:17:36 AM CDT
(0)
I see you edited this from its original version - to avoid NSFW status.
i3ixen
September 28th, 2008
2:43:53 AM CDT
(0)
LOLS!
Stig
September 28th, 2008
4:27:18 AM CDT
(0)
Earl Gray, hot.
Sirberus
September 28th, 2008
5:06:46 AM CDT
(0)
phwin!
DarthWang
September 28th, 2008
5:24:41 AM CDT
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yhpets
September 28th, 2008
6:18:01 AM CDT
(-1)
erl gay, cold LOL
opiumtrader
September 28th, 2008
8:58:34 AM CDT
(2)
i always knew he had a horsec*ck
winterbottom
September 28th, 2008
9:00:00 AM CDT
(1)
Even he was impressed by his wiener size
Logos
September 28th, 2008
10:41:48 AM CDT
(0)
I feel so... insignificant. :(
jasonkrowe
September 28th, 2008
11:09:29 AM CDT
(0)
Hes too sexy for his ship...too sexy for his ship....
tkx7
September 28th, 2008
1:33:48 PM CDT
(0)
I hope this stays safe for work
LoadMan
September 28th, 2008
2:02:50 PM CDT
(1)
Picard's approval at the end is classic
thehyecircus
September 28th, 2008
2:09:08 PM CDT
(2)
It's at 69 favorites, I can't push it any further. Excellent YTMND.
StolenName
September 28th, 2008
4:14:49 PM CDT
(0)
What a naughty boy!
tikkimann
September 28th, 2008
9:21:59 PM CDT
(0)
A good idea, well-executed, and with the facial responses to match
MidEastBeastL337
September 28th, 2008
10:09:45 PM CDT
(0)
lol this is hilarious
Anatole
September 28th, 2008
10:11:25 PM CDT
(0)
Picard IS rather sexy.
magicbeaverpelt
September 29th, 2008
12:17:34 PM CDT
(3)
Apparently bosses frown upon laughing at full-frontal blurred Patrick Stewart nudity in the workplace, who knew
mikeship
September 29th, 2008
1:01:03 PM CDT
(0)
great site
FowderSoap
September 29th, 2008
3:10:39 PM CDT
(0)
When I saw the c*ck and Picard's face, I almost shot all over my keyboard in lulz. Jesus, I wanted to lick it!
ZeroTheFool
September 29th, 2008
9:38:51 PM CDT
(1)
Horse dick.
OmniIcyshelf
September 29th, 2008
10:01:38 PM CDT
(1)
THERE ARE... FOUR C*CKS!
wurz01
September 30th, 2008
11:52:03 AM CDT
(0)
well done!
spethstation
October 1st, 2008
3:14:00 PM CDT
(0)
This is my new favourite YTMND!
jeeper
October 1st, 2008
10:19:59 PM CDT
(0)
winnarrrr
MrsBadExample
October 2nd, 2008
3:19:01 AM CDT
(0)
I actually lol'd pretty hard. Great use of his facial expressions.
jewsdid911
October 2nd, 2008
8:33:55 AM CDT
(0)
I was expecting that image to be completely blurred, if you know what I mean.
Hitm4n
October 2nd, 2008
4:50:07 PM CDT
(0)
Picard is a real mans man. You say everyone who wears a red shirt dies? Picard defies freakin death. Death is scared of his wang.
hormiga
October 2nd, 2008
6:10:24 PM CDT
(0)
mrnoodle
October 2nd, 2008
10:20:42 PM CDT
(0)
I might fave this, lemme sleep on it
mrnoodle
October 7th, 2008
11:06:59 AM CDT
(0)
yeah i think i will fave it.
Trey153
October 3rd, 2008
12:39:08 AM CDT
(0)
It's been a while for ytmnd..but finally another win site.
dm812000
October 3rd, 2008
12:50:07 PM CDT
(1)
aww yea, you know hes a captain with a "staff" like that
montereymatt
October 4th, 2008
11:00:58 AM CDT
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+1 cuz Starfleet uses Macs
Yithna
October 4th, 2008
11:21:29 AM CDT
(0)
Amazing.
dm812000
October 4th, 2008
1:00:52 PM CDT
(0)
omgwtflolroflmayonase
montg
October 5th, 2008
2:37:06 PM CDT
(0)
great picard . A+
Robotnik
October 5th, 2008
2:47:15 PM CDT
(1)
Nice Willy,Picard.
Robotnik
October 5th, 2008
2:49:21 PM CDT
(1)
Picard ... snooPING AS usual...
Bluemarsman
March 9th, 2009
3:01:56 PM CDT
(0)
lulz
cashewpollo
April 24th, 2009
8:34:39 PM CDT
(0)
Aw man. I missed the uncensored wang!
woman
November 30th, 2013
10:23:03 AM CST
(0)
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