Clay Aiken's new hit single
Created on: July 1st, 2008
Clay Aiken's new hit single
It's not what he's used to, not how he should behave. Special thanks to Sinistar for his expertise in music quality skillz

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July 1st, 2008
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no1 would believe that
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he's so gay and he doesn't even like boys.
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get it? it's another one of her songs....LOLZ
July 1st, 2008
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I 5'd this site, i liked it
July 1st, 2008
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So maybe theres still hope to turn him straight.
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the sad part? that f*g just kissed a chick 100x hotter than any of the queers on this site ever will.
July 1st, 2008
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Heeeeey you! You changed Clay Aiken's voice to sound like a man!
July 1st, 2008
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That cherry chapstick lyric reminds me of an Aquabats song, "Lovers of loving love"
July 1st, 2008
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I kissed a black girl and i liked it The taste of her fried chicken I hope Tyrome wont mind it It felt so long, It felt so hype Dont meen Im Bub Rub tonight I kissed a black girl and I liked it
July 1st, 2008
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HAHA.
July 1st, 2008
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Thanks for teh creditz dmaz :D
July 2nd, 2008
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Omg, Claremonster! The Aquabats RULE!! :D :D
July 7th, 2008
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i haven't seen a kiss so akward since i watched my buddy make out with our cub scout leader
July 9th, 2008
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Notice how she clenches her teeth going into it? It's probably cuz she tasted all the semen he drank before coming out (of the closet) to do that.
July 9th, 2008
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nice digg post
July 9th, 2008
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holy christ this could top 100,000 today
July 9th, 2008
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holy f*ck
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^my thoughts exactly
July 9th, 2008
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IT'S OVER 90000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
July 9th, 2008
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This is almost as impossible as Macgyver being unable to do anything with a paperclip, a piece of string, and a clothes hanger.
July 10th, 2008
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Views come from here: http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-09-you-must-34
July 10th, 2008
(1)
Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast... in a pot Roast... in a pot Stew... in a pot WHALE... pot... in a pot... in a pot... Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Roast 'em alive or stew 'em in a pot Bake and Toast 'em
July 12th, 2008
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Just to clear things up, I just got back from a week long camping trip less than an hour ago. The person who posted the link let me know through PM. Sry to those who hated the site in the first place, love to those who don't
September 23rd, 2008
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9/21/08 NEW YORK (AP) -- Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people suspected: He's gay. "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken has rarely addressed rumors about his sexuality. The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."
September 23rd, 2008
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Yeah I just saw that too. SOOOO....this changes nothing.
July 1st, 2008
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AHAHAH heeeeeeeeeeeeee haha
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but she's black so it doesn't count
July 1st, 2008
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Katy Perry is everything wrong with music today.
July 1st, 2008
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which is why it should be mutilated
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Say who again motherf*cker
July 1st, 2008
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Katy Perry has the #1 song in america and your posting on ytmnd ....
July 1st, 2008
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you're
July 1st, 2008
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apparently people who not only pay attention to the top 40, but use it as an indicator of quality, can't spell.
July 2nd, 2008
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I'd hit it tho
July 5th, 2008
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"#1 song in America" your argument is invalid.
July 1st, 2008
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That is the most impossible thing I've ever seen.
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then maybe i will have to one-up it and show you a penis...THAT BELONGS TO ME.
July 1st, 2008
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break out the microscope
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and tweezers
July 2nd, 2008
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
July 2nd, 2008
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All too easy.
July 3rd, 2008
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NOOOOOOOO!!! NAUUGHHOOOO!!!!
July 7th, 2008
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Search your feelings you know it to beeeeoooooop eeedoopee ba ba daaaa....*raspberries*
July 1st, 2008
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that doesnt count! tyra is a transvestites ...
July 1st, 2008
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Then I like and get hummers from trannies.
July 1st, 2008
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this is the 3rd worst song I have ever heard. thank you.
July 5th, 2008
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you can't teach an old dog new tricks
July 10th, 2008
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But you can have it take dumps on your neighbor's lawn.
July 1st, 2008
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lol so thats how a gay gay mcf*ggot kisses a woman
July 1st, 2008
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"I stood firm....no child is going to have a spiritual crisis on my watch."
July 1st, 2008
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Well done.
July 1st, 2008
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I c Wut u did thar!!!one
July 1st, 2008
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he's so gay it doesn't matter.
July 1st, 2008
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You kissed a girl! That is SO gay!
July 1st, 2008
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BRILLIANT YOUR PURE AWESOMENESS!!
July 1st, 2008
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this isn't a khan site
July 1st, 2008
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I KHAAAAAN'D A KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN and I CETI-ALPHA 5'd IT
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XD roflololol
July 11th, 2008
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s3m1lol that's hilarious
July 1st, 2008
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I consider it a very good thing that I don't know what this song is. Listen to more Dylan.
July 10th, 2008
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dylan sold out to cadillac commercials. id rather listen to this ytmnd than that sack of sh*t.
July 1st, 2008
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F, that song can die, along with you.
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die
July 1st, 2008
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lol
July 1st, 2008
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This song needs more dead n*gg*rs.
July 1st, 2008
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LMAO
July 1st, 2008
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This song is lies!
July 1st, 2008
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BASIC BRAAWLL!
July 1st, 2008
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so simple, so good
July 1st, 2008
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haha
July 1st, 2008
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lolololol
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rofl
July 1st, 2008
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but Tyra Banks is a tranny
July 2nd, 2008
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a hot tranny
July 3rd, 2008
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LIIIIIIIAAYA
July 2nd, 2008
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Gay Aiken™ Tranni Kisserz™
July 2nd, 2008
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Why are people upvoting this?
July 2nd, 2008
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i was so ready for a combo of earf*ck and gay jokes.. good work.
July 2nd, 2008
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gay man is gay
July 2nd, 2008
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E|-------------------------------------------- B|-------------------------------------------- G|-------------------------------------------- X infanity D|44---77---99--9-11-12-12-12-11-11-11 A|44---77---99--9-11-12-12-12-11-11-11 E|22---55---77--7- 9 -10-10-10- 9 - 9- 9
July 2nd, 2008
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god damnit, talk about total fayle :(
July 2nd, 2008
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YAMAHA fails at guitar tab- GO FIGURE! LOLZ
July 9th, 2008
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LAWL
July 2nd, 2008
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Kissing one of them will turn you gay, the other will turn you straight. Guess which is which.
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so where'd the song come from? did F*ggaiken do it or what?
July 2nd, 2008
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EPIC ROMAINE GRAB
July 2nd, 2008
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GENIUS.
July 2nd, 2008
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Yes.
July 2nd, 2008
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HA
July 2nd, 2008
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logged in to 5
July 2nd, 2008
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His first (real) kiss(with a woman)! How sweet!
July 2nd, 2008
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divide by zero error
July 7th, 2008
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5/0=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV
July 3rd, 2008
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this actually sounds better than the original song. 5.
July 3rd, 2008
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CHOOOOOOOOOOOPSTICK?!
July 3rd, 2008
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Clay Aiken would never like it
July 3rd, 2008
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LOL
July 3rd, 2008
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This is the best gay site on YTMND since maxspam.ytmnd.com/
July 3rd, 2008
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God damn Clay Aiken is so f*cking gay that he almost looks like a skinny dyke from behind.
July 3rd, 2008
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Someone kindly explain how Clay Aiken's lips ended up within 10 miles of Tyra Banks's lips.
July 3rd, 2008
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I don't know who this clay anakin guy is, but I don't think he deserves such a high rating.
July 4th, 2008
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That name no longer has any meaning for him.
July 6th, 2008
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Anakin? He's Darth Vader you idiot.
July 4th, 2008
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wow
July 4th, 2008
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No matter how many times he kisses her, he's knee deep in queerdom.
July 6th, 2008
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Faving this site, felt so wrong, it felt so right, but the taste of the cherry Chapstick made it worth coming back to do it. I liked it.
July 12th, 2008
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Also noticed the keyword for this site... Every time I come back there's another reason to 5 this.
July 5th, 2008
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IAM HOODO BROWN
July 5th, 2008
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I beat a girl (and I liked it) Now I hope the police don't find me I raped a dog (and I liked it) Then I said hey please don't bite me
July 5th, 2008
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hahaha really funny!
July 6th, 2008
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LOL5!!!
July 6th, 2008
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Please do a full version of the song!
July 7th, 2008
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?
July 9th, 2008
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Don't get out much, do ya...
July 6th, 2008
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lol
July 6th, 2008
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http://hahahaigetitclayaikenisgay.ytmnd.com/
July 7th, 2008
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in clay aikens mind he was kissing thy bunghole of a hairy plumbers arse
July 7th, 2008
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can someone please tell me the name of the song?
July 7th, 2008
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July 7th, 2008
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July 7th, 2008
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The only song worse than this is Loveshack.
July 8th, 2008
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I never heard the song so i checked it out on utubes and i like your version a lot more. well i like your version not the original.
July 8th, 2008
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yes! clever
July 8th, 2008
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the only thing Aiken about him is his butthole.
July 9th, 2008
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wtf how did this get 40k views in a day? AND IT"S ONLY NOON?????
July 9th, 2008
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wheres the funny and who the f*ck is linking this sh*t? 57,433 in one day?!
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Perez Hilton. I did some investigation, not proud of myself for figuring it out so easily... http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-09-you-must-34
July 9th, 2008
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wouldnt it be funny if you switched the site to something completely random LOLO THAT WOULD BE A HOOT
July 9th, 2008
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Next HTPAT? (God I hope not)
July 10th, 2008
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He should have linked to f*ggotpsa
July 9th, 2008
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Kissing Tyra Banks doesn't count because no straight guy would kiss her because she is a man-hating, self-centered vortex of doom and despair.
July 9th, 2008
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Sounds good to appear in the next YTMND Sountrack.
July 9th, 2008
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In the UK we didn't know he was a bugger.
July 9th, 2008
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Alright, WHO OFFLINKED THE SITE??!?!? It's causing massive amounts of bandwidth pain.
July 9th, 2008
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yeah it's had 6,000 views in the last 7 minutes.
July 9th, 2008
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HOLY F*CK80k VIEWS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
July 9th, 2008
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94,000
July 9th, 2008
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100,000
July 9th, 2008
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OVER 90000!
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You know, because linking to other sites is unheard of on the interwebs.
July 9th, 2008
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Honestly, it was me. I sent it to Perez Hilton. Sorry, I thought you'd like the views?
July 9th, 2008
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Crap that is a ton of views; response from Max coming soon?
July 9th, 2008
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"This has got to be some kind of record!" -Ace Ventura
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In before page 2
July 9th, 2008
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dmaz had sex with Perez Hilton
July 9th, 2008
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WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT TODAY'S VIEW COUNT?
July 9th, 2008
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Somewhere in the 100,000 range. Why do you ask?
July 9th, 2008
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HITCOUNTTMND
July 9th, 2008
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Holy f*ck, over 100k!!
July 9th, 2008
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This must be the new rickroll.
July 9th, 2008
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I kissed a boy an I liked it, the taste of his semen chapstick
July 9th, 2008
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My bad, man.
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Over 111k views and the second most viewed doesn't even have 3k. The hell?
July 9th, 2008
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I heard this song for the first time today and had no idea you changed the pitch.
July 9th, 2008
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Views Today 113,662
July 10th, 2008
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HAX
July 9th, 2008
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Well done
July 9th, 2008
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did you give perezhilton a handjob or what?
July 9th, 2008
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There's about as much racism on YTMND as there is on every user-based content site on the web. Which is to say, quite a bit. But still, no worse than anywhere else.
July 9th, 2008
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And by that I mean a Perez Hilton PSA
July 9th, 2008
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Okay, I'm 5ing this for the sole fact that it has 129,169 hits today.
July 9th, 2008
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impressive, most impressive
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k this is had enough views that i need an explanation. is this actually a clay aiken song or what?
July 9th, 2008
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It's a Katy Perry song about her kissing another girl. dmaz lowered the pitch of her voice to make it sound like Clay Aiken, and when you think of the lyrics being sung by a guy instead of a girl, it sounds like he's gay. "I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it." and so on. Get it now?
July 10th, 2008
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See the joke is really lost on most people. I wonder if there would be more 5s if people understood.
July 10th, 2008
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Oh my... thanks to captain obvious AND the retard that didn't get it.
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k i get it now. yes good jokers. good job dmaz. you have done a good internet computer website mcdonalds squirtle beachism
July 9th, 2008
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Hax'd
July 10th, 2008
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This song is insulting to my homosexuality!
July 10th, 2008
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Your penis is insulting to my *ssh*le.
July 10th, 2008
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Views come from here: http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-09-you-must-34
July 10th, 2008
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OMG VIEW HAX'D!! CHANGED MY VOAT TO A 1
July 10th, 2008
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gogog 2nd page.
July 10th, 2008
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damn
July 10th, 2008
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On the one hand, it's bringing quite a few clicks to the site, on the other hand, I hope this doesn't end up crashing it somehow.
July 10th, 2008
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ok now change the image to tubgirl and the music to something random, like "it's raining men"
July 10th, 2008
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This YTMND is f*cking dumb!
July 10th, 2008
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Har har har har I didn't vote har har har har
July 10th, 2008
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July 10th, 2008
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im going crazy people... please help me... The gates to ytmnd have opened in my mind and i cannot stop the channeling of all these ideas, its like i am one.. super... reciever and all these ideas from my everyday life surges into my brain. it is actually starting to hurt, my notebook is filled with ideas that i think will get well over 15 000 viewes in 2 days. and i just ... i cant do this. i need to form a group of ytmnd makers that will discuss their ideas and one person will be asigned to makem, PM ME.
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Die.
July 10th, 2008
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this site will be killed™ by max with gay porn.
July 10th, 2008
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I knew this site would tear up the internet. It has mass appeal.
July 10th, 2008
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F*cking win
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dmaz hasn't been online since Monday. I bet he doesn't know about this yet. He'll come home and see that one of his sites suddenly has like 175,000 views and be like "WTF?"
July 11th, 2008
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I know. I hope he doesn't have a heart attack or something.
July 10th, 2008
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I think we have another "How to prank a telemarketer."
July 10th, 2008
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We are not Perez Hilton's sh*t hole. We're Syncan's sh*t hole! End this site.
July 10th, 2008
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i made this joke in my head when i first heard this song on the radio
July 10th, 2008
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This is the best thing to ever come out of YTMND. Evar! (!!!)
July 11th, 2008
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Nice man. Another great one, dmaz...by the way, true pitch = +3
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July 11th, 2008
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We all hate Clay Aiken so why is this the most viewed? F*cking hypocrites.
July 11th, 2008
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that's funny lol
July 11th, 2008
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lol, clay aiken
July 11th, 2008
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quality
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i will start to comment on every site possible. that way, the people who, so adamantly, downvote my comments will have a long and arduous task ahead.
July 12th, 2008
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gay
July 12th, 2008
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gay
July 12th, 2008
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gay
July 12th, 2008
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gay
July 12th, 2008
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Clay now sounds like a superdyke?
July 12th, 2008
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3 for lies.
December 9th, 2008
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Believe me now?
July 12th, 2008
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"THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S.... IMPOSSSIBLEE!!!!!!!!!"
July 19th, 2008
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whatever works for Mr. Gay Aching , I 5'd
September 3rd, 2008
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Two months ago, when this site was made I didn't understand the joke because I had never heard the song before. Then I heard it, and realized it was sung by a woman and recognized the greatness of its application here.
December 6th, 2008
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I used to have this music in my head more than the real song. And to think, this came out before Aiken did! (right?)