Bender is a substandard salesman
Created on: June 23rd, 2008
Bender is a substandard salesman
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Edghyatt
June 23rd, 2008
11:47:23 PM CDT
(0)
LOLOLOL... ...just... lol Awesome. Already fav'd. U gotta love anything w/ Bender on it!
shadydragon
June 24th, 2008
12:25:19 AM CDT
(0)
I'd buy it.
JoeyJoeJoe
June 24th, 2008
12:26:33 AM CDT
(0)
I'll take 2.
Bob-the-Builder
June 24th, 2008
1:36:55 AM CDT
(-1)
nah, it's just me, bender! ... also 5'd for "make a woman outta me"
Brandon00151
June 24th, 2008
11:16:21 AM CDT
(1)
REMEMBER ME! *flames shoot out from eyes*
killercow
June 24th, 2008
6:24:07 PM CDT
(0)
heh heh you just got 5 stars.
Lycandy
June 24th, 2008
6:49:29 PM CDT
(0)
Am I at a night club or a gym?
aceupyoursleeve
June 25th, 2008
9:03:34 PM CDT
(1)
LOLLLL I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF FUTURAMA WHEN I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL
DrWario87
June 24th, 2008
12:08:14 AM CDT
(17)
oh, you know what would make this even more awesome? at the end, have the scene where zoidberg was watching the commercial from "the devil's hands are idle playthings" and he's orders the records off the phone and says "I'LL TAKE EIGHT!"
Smeagolisfree99
June 24th, 2008
12:34:35 AM CDT
(0)
word
Cliffington88
June 24th, 2008
3:58:53 AM CDT
(2)
Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer
LikesMuscularGirls
June 24th, 2008
12:11:30 AM CDT
(4)
Funny, but drawn out.
prairiedogeric10
June 24th, 2008
12:16:30 AM CDT
(1)
5'd for the vag closeups
BoscoeFlatts
June 24th, 2008
12:27:34 AM CDT
(1)
Funny, but could use more Bender clips in the middle.
Nuroticat
June 24th, 2008
2:39:48 PM CDT
(0)
Indeed. There's plenty of opportunities for additional Futurama sound bites.
Smeagolisfree99
June 24th, 2008
12:34:04 AM CDT
(0)
and that's what real women need urreahaha
TheDamnRobots
June 24th, 2008
1:25:59 AM CDT
(0)
i caught this on last night too
Bob-the-Builder
June 24th, 2008
1:38:03 AM CDT
(-4)
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(-4)
if all ytmnds were this great, i would never leave this site
Reject
June 24th, 2008
2:05:36 AM CDT
(0)
needs more 'Bender is great' catch phrases
RETROnoob
June 24th, 2008
2:37:01 AM CDT
(-1)
lol good editing
GWSampy
June 27th, 2008
5:21:14 PM CDT
(-1)
lol good noob
MarshalBanana
June 24th, 2008
2:49:20 AM CDT
(0)
you forgot "Everybody do the Bender! ooh ah ooh ah"
keatonkeaton999
June 24th, 2008
3:16:17 AM CDT
(1)
jeeze you didnt need to show the entire commercial. you could have cut out 90% of that
Bob-the-Builder
June 24th, 2008
3:36:55 AM CDT
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(-2)
yeah and then he could have replaced the other 10% with repetitive remixes and "insert funny here" jokes.
Dora-the-Explorer
June 24th, 2008
5:46:02 PM CDT
(3)
Did you use your DVD rip tutorial to make that comment?
Bob-the-Builder
June 24th, 2008
6:01:04 PM CDT
(1)
Dora if you weren't clearly underage, i would lay you down by the fire and make sweet passionate cartoon love to you.
jdoe9898
June 24th, 2008
6:21:28 PM CDT
(-3)
pedobear approves of last comment! YEAH!
ChrisHansenLOL
June 24th, 2008
6:40:48 PM CDT
(2)
NOPE!
Happy-Cat
June 24th, 2008
8:10:48 PM CDT
(0)
Geez that was like ATE minutes long.
coyotemoon722
June 24th, 2008
5:34:03 AM CDT
(-1)
a little long, but concept carries the rating
coyotemoon722
June 24th, 2008
5:35:22 AM CDT
(0)
Remember, Americans attention spans are down to about 5-10 seconds a pop thanks to media bombardment from sites like..oh wait
BaftA
June 24th, 2008
5:57:35 AM CDT
(0)
This is made of win and fap and awesome and cum
DarthWang
June 24th, 2008
7:17:59 AM CDT
(3)
Eh, dragged on a bit too long
Goneja
June 24th, 2008
7:19:45 AM CDT
(-1)
Bender Balls vs. Beaver Bounce
killabee
June 24th, 2008
11:01:30 AM CDT
(2)
It went on WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long.
Anig
June 24th, 2008
11:27:57 AM CDT
(1)
Cleaned up the image a little bit, I'm thinking about cutting some time off due to all the complaints of it being too long.
petro1
June 24th, 2008
11:48:51 AM CDT
(0)
that was good
spedmunki
June 24th, 2008
12:26:11 PM CDT
(0)
bender ftw i want to see him selling some colon cleanse with clee irwin!
Valintine
June 24th, 2008
12:58:57 PM CDT
(0)
Ive been waiting for this!!
Evilbunny
June 24th, 2008
1:55:46 PM CDT
(0)
Went on a bit long, but the part where that ugly chick said her husband couldn't keep his hands off of her made me rofl.
Paralistalon
June 24th, 2008
2:20:19 PM CDT
(0)
I love my belly. I loove my abdominals.
duckedtapedemon
June 24th, 2008
2:29:37 PM CDT
(0)
yeah less commercial more bender
Pugofdoom
June 24th, 2008
2:33:45 PM CDT
(0)
cool
hormiga
June 24th, 2008
2:43:53 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
Cupchange
June 24th, 2008
3:09:43 PM CDT
(-1)
ever heard of beating a dead horse? Needs to be shortened
HerbSewell
June 24th, 2008
3:16:20 PM CDT
(1)
Good concept, horrible execution.
jasonkrowe
June 24th, 2008
3:38:25 PM CDT
(0)
I'll take 8!
Clawg
June 24th, 2008
3:52:55 PM CDT
(0)
funny until the laugh. After the laugh not so funny.
darkraider
June 24th, 2008
3:57:20 PM CDT
(0)
FAIL. It's more like a f*cking commercial than a rip. Did they pay you for this?
Daltonofzeal2
June 24th, 2008
4:29:15 PM CDT
(0)
Joke doesn't happen in 0.01 seconds. Fail.
MuToiDMaN
June 24th, 2008
4:42:26 PM CDT
(1)
F*ggy long infomercial.
Mr--Sandman
June 24th, 2008
5:53:07 PM CDT
(-2)
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this is the worst site ive ever seen in my life... what were you thinking? "OMG ILL INSERT RANDOM BENDER IMAGES AND SOUND BITES INTO MEH SITE ILL BE FAMOUS IMA GENIOUS MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!!!!1'
Digeridude
June 24th, 2008
6:16:37 PM CDT
(0)
The logo in the bottom-right corner is clearly a penis. It even has "ball" hanging below it.
niku
June 24th, 2008
6:59:13 PM CDT
(0)
Wow way to labor the joke. That was long and retarded. FIVE!
Bauter
June 24th, 2008
10:26:15 PM CDT
(0)
You just lost 5 dollars... But gained 5 stars!
LawlAndPawnder
June 25th, 2008
12:11:02 PM CDT
(0)
Bender is horrible at math, 5 dollars...pffffff
gigashadowwolf
June 25th, 2008
3:57:54 PM CDT
(0)
I'm calling now!
OmniIcyshelf
June 25th, 2008
5:46:33 PM CDT
(0)
If you really tried, you could make the sound better. It already starts out great. Four because I believe in you.
windmillninja
June 25th, 2008
9:17:34 PM CDT
(0)
I chuckled.
CaptainObvious
June 27th, 2008
12:35:51 AM CDT
(0)
Bodies are for hookers and fat people. Execution could've been a little better, but whatever.
Tyraniss
June 27th, 2008
11:01:41 AM CDT
(0)
"Bodies are for hookers and fat people."
RedFrog
June 27th, 2008
2:57:31 PM CDT
(0)
I just voluntarily watched a commercial because of you.
ninjasper
June 28th, 2008
12:19:56 AM CDT
(0)
infotaining
omgmissile
June 28th, 2008
10:38:39 PM CDT
(0)
Anig
June 29th, 2008
12:46:11 AM CDT
(-1)
omgalt lol
onethreethreeseven
July 10th, 2008
4:56:38 PM CDT
(0)
Great Job!
mcroix
December 2nd, 2008
2:22:04 AM CST
(0)
5'd by the laugh, fav'd when they referred to bender as a secret weapon.