Raiders of the Lost Cause
Created on: May 25th, 2008
Of course George is happy.
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I'd expect to die if I tried to hide in a fridge during a nuclear explosion... lead hinders radiation, it isn't impervious to intense heat... if it somehow was launched out of the blast zone I'd expect to be turned to jelly by the resulting impact. This movie has no where near the quality of the original three.
"Hey, Steve, it's George again. I think I've settled on the perfect plot device for Indy IV. Aliens. And not classy aliens, either, like Close Encounters. I'm talking super-f*cking-cheesy flying saucers. And we need the stalest villain of the series to make it work. She's going to be totally useless like Vogel was in Last Crusade except--get this--she has a SWORD. And we need at least six CGI shots of a prairie dog to meet my masturbatory quota. Gotta go--I've been sitting on the toilet for two days!"
I liked Indy 4. It gave me greater respect for the Soviets. They sent an entire platoon into America and took over "Area 51" during the height of the Cold War. Also, I didn't know Stalin was so interested in psychic warfare. All the movie needed was a guest appearance by Khrushchev to make them the perfect replacements for the Nazis.
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