The First King
Created on: March 5th, 2008
The First King
Wootsat 
bepraised.ytmnd.com
sources: Beowulf, Sir Ronald McDonald, Burger King
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MonkeyTorture
March 5th, 2008
2:32:57 PM CST
(15)
This should totally be their next $3 XBox game.
waphlez
March 5th, 2008
2:52:06 PM CST
(4)
I'd buy it.
man-of-war
March 5th, 2008
7:30:02 PM CST
(4)
RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUU
momthinksimcool
March 6th, 2008
7:12:35 AM CST
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Steems
March 13th, 2008
4:40:27 PM CDT
(0)
PLOT TWIST.
gnar
March 5th, 2008
3:10:25 PM CST
(2)
yes this is epic
C-Euro
March 6th, 2008
6:35:20 PM CST
(2)
The foreboding music when he gets the crown puts it over the top.
DarthWang
March 5th, 2008
3:28:17 PM CST
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steakman
March 5th, 2008
3:32:14 PM CST
(2)
shouldent he have slain the old king?
Zpride
March 5th, 2008
4:01:22 PM CST
(2)
I don't necessarily think he would've been well liked for slaying the old king.
dmaz
March 5th, 2008
4:37:54 PM CST
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I dunno, the king is really creepy...
Zpride
March 5th, 2008
5:34:12 PM CST
(2)
He probably ruined his image when the guy found him at his side of the bed.
Econojon
March 5th, 2008
8:15:31 PM CST
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The old guy wasn't a king. He was the "Big Kahuna" of the clan Burger. When the curse was lifted, they decided to start a monarchy when the new Whopper people joined the clan. Instead of a crown, the former ruler wore a slice of pineapple on top of his burger, therefore he was cursed for mixing fruit with hamburgers.
iltrenchcoatkids
March 12th, 2008
10:59:32 PM CDT
(0)
Is that like using jam for tossing salads?
Anxe
March 5th, 2008
3:37:03 PM CST
(1)
5 for the king
SolidLuigi
March 5th, 2008
3:54:14 PM CST
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1'z, cause if he's the new Burger King then he should be tossing the old Kings head
mnaughton
March 5th, 2008
4:20:16 PM CST
(1)
king owns
MCHAWKING2k6
March 5th, 2008
5:24:46 PM CST
(3)
To all the ppl complaining about how he should have killed the king you are completely missing the point. He IS the king! That was hundreds of years ago and now Beowulf has become a God in the form of the Burger King mascot!
Gregh
March 5th, 2008
5:39:25 PM CST
(2)
Why is this 3.98?? This deserves better
Gregh
March 7th, 2008
1:41:20 AM CST
(1)
Why is this 4.38?? This deserves worse
GordonFremen
March 7th, 2008
6:24:51 PM CST
(0)
You can have it your way, but you can't have it both ways.
Wootsat
March 9th, 2008
1:45:12 PM CDT
(2)
statefarm is there
bettabomb
March 5th, 2008
5:42:53 PM CST
(5)
I think it would've been funnier if it was called "The NEW King" and you superimposed the Burger King's head over Hrothgar's, like he was passing down the crown to Beowulf. But I'm a moron, so I'm probably wrong.
Gregh
March 5th, 2008
5:45:17 PM CST
(2)
Why would you be all positive and constructive and inventive and then just dismiss yourself as a moron?? :( Are you depressed
Econojon
March 5th, 2008
8:07:38 PM CST
(3)
...yes. :'{ /wrists
doink9731
March 5th, 2008
6:01:49 PM CST
(1)
ALL HAIL THE KING
TimothyChainsaw
March 5th, 2008
6:30:17 PM CST
(1)
f*cking win.
esc861
March 5th, 2008
7:30:28 PM CST
(1)
outstanding
RecSpec
March 5th, 2008
7:39:13 PM CST
(1)
GIVE ME A WHOPPER!
Econojon
March 5th, 2008
8:06:50 PM CST
(3)
WENDY WILL SEDUCE HIM!
Econojon
March 5th, 2008
8:10:19 PM CST
(3)
...but he will marry the Dairy Queen under the Pizza Hut.
Econojon
March 5th, 2008
8:17:41 PM CST
(2)
Will he ride the Subway south of the border to capture the Taco Bell?! Stay tuned to find out!
MuToiDMaN
March 6th, 2008
6:47:46 PM CST
(1)
Jack-in-the-box.
kindofabigdeal
March 7th, 2008
4:16:16 PM CST
(1)
He'll probably ride a Blimpie along his journey and go In N Out. Slay the Red Lobster too. Man I suck
Wootsat
March 7th, 2008
9:47:15 PM CST
(2)
no, you worked in red lobster, that's an admirable thing
isonoe
March 11th, 2008
1:46:19 PM CDT
(0)
zaxby's?
thehyecircus
March 5th, 2008
8:36:51 PM CST
(0)
Only way I can watch.
Aeroplano
March 5th, 2008
9:16:45 PM CST
(0)
I just can't understand.
HELLFAUCET
March 5th, 2008
9:51:38 PM CST
(0)
great lossy usage
MrMuskOx
March 5th, 2008
11:00:24 PM CST
(0)
nice dood.
Evilbeaver
March 5th, 2008
11:30:26 PM CST
(0)
Lol, fast food it epic, out of place context!
LordNu
March 5th, 2008
11:52:52 PM CST
(1)
Sometimes these YTMNDS are better than any advertisements these companies produce. King = 5
BlueLemonade
March 6th, 2008
12:04:43 AM CST
(1)
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
felpo
March 6th, 2008
12:07:42 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant
LawlAndPawnder
March 6th, 2008
5:37:17 AM CST
(0)
maybe add sound bite "Wake up with the king" at the end
PowellMania
March 6th, 2008
8:00:37 AM CST
(0)
LOL
Phernoree
March 6th, 2008
8:46:00 AM CST
(2)
i started to chuckle, but then I realized that I died in an Ugandan massacre in 1837.
Lich
March 6th, 2008
3:47:34 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHA! Long live the king!
mikeyisthedevil
March 6th, 2008
5:48:54 PM CST
(0)
This is absolute genius!
miranelpepino
March 6th, 2008
5:56:02 PM CST
(0)
i'd kill for that crown
koryoko
March 6th, 2008
6:01:07 PM CST
(0)
nutnics
March 6th, 2008
9:17:53 PM CST
(1)
Tell the tale of the mcdonalds and burker king rivalry using beowulf movie.
mrmatrixaplix
March 7th, 2008
1:10:04 AM CST
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make a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.
ScndPistonHonda
March 10th, 2008
11:35:30 PM CDT
(0)
make an unfunny parody reply to a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.
doc-faustus
March 7th, 2008
4:13:05 AM CST
(0)
rofl
ibax7588
March 7th, 2008
6:55:50 AM CST
(1)
I'm sending this to my English Literature professor , hopefully this will get me some extra credit on our midterm today...
Yugio666
March 7th, 2008
12:02:17 PM CST
(0)
this deserves hall o fame
Jayyx2
March 7th, 2008
12:42:09 PM CST
(0)
awesome job.
Esoom
March 7th, 2008
2:16:28 PM CST
(0)
So then who's McDonald's mother...?
Nerd-Pride
March 7th, 2008
5:52:44 PM CST
(0)
Wendy, duh.
Nerd-Pride
March 7th, 2008
5:54:46 PM CST
(1)
Come to think of it, I'd love to see red pigtails on a nekkid Angelina Jolie. Anyone?
GordonFremen
March 7th, 2008
6:27:05 PM CST
(5)
Now make him kill the GrendelCrispBaconCheddarRanch
AGirlOnTheInternet
March 8th, 2008
10:09:42 AM CST
(0)
u win
Durahansolo
March 8th, 2008
4:04:17 PM CST
(0)
Where....Is....Your god now?
thehyecircus
March 8th, 2008
8:55:20 PM CST
(0)
This site is still awesome.
marc
March 10th, 2008
9:31:49 AM CDT
(0)
needs more king
iltrenchcoatkids
March 12th, 2008
11:03:44 PM CDT
(0)
And more cowbell
Dewey
March 12th, 2008
12:51:10 AM CDT
(0)
geegee
March 12th, 2008
2:24:23 AM CDT
(0)
BEOWULF BE PRAISED!
TheGreatGatsby
March 12th, 2008
6:58:32 AM CDT
(1)
You know when you're eating a burger from McDonalds or Burger King, and sometimes you get that chewy bit in the beef patty that tastes sort of squeeky and rubbery? That's part of a cow's eye you're eating. Enjoy your deaths.
CACAFECESPOOPOO
March 12th, 2008
6:03:07 PM CDT
(-2)
CACA
gr3y
March 13th, 2008
7:00:00 AM CDT
(-1)
The Real King is way more kickass than Beowulf.
stify
August 20th, 2009
2:16:55 AM CDT
(0)
A curse has lifted! Curse has lifted!