Black Doctor! (Updated Sync)
Created on: February 29th, 2008
Black Doctor! (Updated Sync)
Well, he was riding his bike And then lightning strike Now he can read real fast He's good at science and math Black doctor!

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February 29th, 2008
(140)
Where'd he get the bike?
February 29th, 2008
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You call yourself a YTMND'er and you ask this question? Why he stole it, good sir!
February 29th, 2008
(17)
^i think we already knew that
February 29th, 2008
(20)
Huked fails at sarcasm detection
February 29th, 2008
(5)
N*gg* stole my bike. This YTMND needs a guy in a pink hoody chasing him.
February 29th, 2008
(5)
^BDSM...B
(9)
I like this ytmnd because of that embarrassingly retarded comment made by HukedAnFonix
March 1st, 2008
(2)
more importantly, they SAY THAT IN THE SKETCH
March 2nd, 2008
(2)
Boy did that black guy sell his soul to the devil or what?
March 2nd, 2008
(12)
I was expecting an African-American version of Foot Doctor.
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
well, this IS on IFC. i bet it is still a good movie
March 3rd, 2008
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I bet he's operating on a piece of fried chicken as we speak.
March 3rd, 2008
(0)
Epic +94 to -85 response wins the internet
March 9th, 2008
(1)
geez, +100 to a comment? thats a first
September 16th, 2008
(0)
Or a really sh*tty movie that seems artistically ironic in some bullsh*t way. It IS on IFC.
September 16th, 2008
(0)
Wait, scratch that, it's from Whitest Kids U Know I love that show!
September 22nd, 2009
(1)
I came all the way to this YTMND just to downvote that comment
August 22nd, 2023
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From the bike store. A wonderful lush bike store full of fried chicken wings and watermaylone. Oh yeah. It was tge tits, top erect nipple action, yeah boi! He walked in, outfitted in his finest black wife beater covered in sweat and BBQ sauce, and came up to the salesman of this fine establishment ment in his most eloquently use of the king's English said, "eh yo, give me a bike yo or else imma blap blap in you skull, yo feel me homie?" But there would be no blap blaming today, for you see today was Tickle Dickles day, and Tickle Dickles was a leprechaun that, as his name points out, rams chains saws up random people's anuses. Today was the shop keeper's day indeed, and Tickle Dickles Texas Chainsawed Massecred that shop keepers poop shoot with a level of passion and vigor unseen by mortal eyes before. The absolute horror mortified the fine customer of the dark skin and to console himself he went to grab one of the free fried chicken wings on the counter and took a bite. But when he but in he instantly spat it out, for you see on the chicken wing he thought there was BBQ sauce on it already, but it was not BBQ sauce, like that which was on his wife beater. No, it was a mix of blood and fecal matter that was thrown from the chain saw and the shop keepers anus just a few feet away. The watermaylone too was not untouched by the blood-poo either. So with that he took one of the bikes, rode away in fear and disgust into the sunset and was never heard from again. Now, wasn't that a fun filled story?
February 29th, 2008
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It synced fine on the first go-through, but it was desynced by the second loop. Still good stuff.
February 29th, 2008
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*sniff sniff* Is that new fad material I smell?
February 29th, 2008
(0)
Win.
February 29th, 2008
(6)
There's no such thing as a black doctor.
February 29th, 2008
(7)
There is now.
February 29th, 2008
(35)
Dr. Dre
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
Doc Louis
March 2nd, 2008
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Dr Cosby
March 2nd, 2008
(3)
Black Dr.
March 2nd, 2008
(4)
FOOT DOCTOR UDELAELAELALELALEALELAEL
March 2nd, 2008
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btw... 1 for minusing Dr Cosby... fukn jews
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
Reject, what do jews have to do with -'ing cosby? Idiot.
March 2nd, 2008
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nothing, just rolled off the fingertips so smooth like Jello pudding
March 2nd, 2008
(1)
doctor huckstable
March 3rd, 2008
(1)
grey's anatomy gay hater guy
February 29th, 2008
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...
February 29th, 2008
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Dr. L337 pwns Black Doctor
February 29th, 2008
(9)
looks like the lightning hit him in the nads
March 2nd, 2008
(5)
now that he's a doctor maybe he can learn how to fix his lightning scorched dick...
February 29th, 2008
(4)
BDSMB...wait, that sorta sounds bad
February 29th, 2008
(0)
I dunno, it's kinda got a ring to it
February 29th, 2008
(-1)
that's it. If someone ever makes a "BDSMB" site, let me know so I can be the first to 5 it
February 29th, 2008
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wait. already been done, with too much gay: bdsmb.ytmnd.com
February 29th, 2008
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Foot Doctor pwns Black Doctor
March 1st, 2008
(5)
Wow even the show says he stole the bike. Now that's a good show for ya! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TPNcXxiK0
March 1st, 2008
(2)
I'm gonna two this because you pretty much just took something someone else made verbatim and threw it on ytmnd.
March 1st, 2008
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That's kinda what YTMND is... yaknow, its essence?
March 1st, 2008
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too much of a pussy and cant give 1s?
March 1st, 2008
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^lol
March 1st, 2008
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Don't.... take....me........ to a black doctor.
March 1st, 2008
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Well, he was on the net and then an idea hit. Now he's got a high rated site on Up and Coming. Oh YouTube!
March 1st, 2008
(2)
What happens when lightning strikes twice?
March 1st, 2008
(0)
You're on to something
September 15th, 2008
(1)
Dead black doctor.
September 15th, 2008
(0)
Shocking black lawyer.
March 1st, 2008
(2)
but what happened to his bike?
March 1st, 2008
(1)
He gave it back to Lil Mac.
March 2nd, 2008
(1)
That makes no sense why would black doctor do such a thing? After all he stole it for a reason.
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
yes very catchy
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
too good
March 2nd, 2008
(2)
N*gga stole my lightning strike
March 2nd, 2008
(1)
F00TD0CT0R
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
Don't tell me this is a real show... O_o
March 2nd, 2008
(2)
Not right now its not.
March 2nd, 2008
(3)
Lightning loves black people
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
Watch the source here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma9i23kFVrI
March 2nd, 2008
(1)
N*gg* stole my medical degree.
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
So, was he a mediocre doctor before and became really good as a result of the lightning strike? Or did the lightning strike give him the ability to read really fast and get good at science and math that led to his pursuit of a doctorate degree?
March 3rd, 2008
(0)
The second.
September 16th, 2008
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seems as if there are some holes in the plot. the show will never make it without describing that. this ytmnd is doomed.
March 2nd, 2008
(2)
Yes.. YES! Flip the pages for God's sake!
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
Yuppie Indentured Servant! Though seriously, if I want to watch WKUK, I'll open iTunes.
March 2nd, 2008
(0)
He's singing ".. he's good at science and math BLACK LAB DUDE" though?
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
March 2nd, 2008
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March 2nd, 2008
(3)
I want him inside me.
March 3rd, 2008
(0)
Actually it's: Well, he was riding his bike And there was a lightning strike. Now he can read real fast, he's good at science and math. Black doctor!
March 3rd, 2008
(0)
front will hate this.
March 6th, 2008
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Hey! That's my bike! >=(
September 13th, 2008
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Nothing original, 1 star
September 13th, 2008
(0)
nice, i got sponsored ><
September 14th, 2008
(0)
Except for the clothes, that's a damn good representation of Doc Louis.
September 14th, 2008
(1)
I wish it woulda been foot doctor.
September 14th, 2008
(1)
whitest kids is tragically unused at ytmnd
September 14th, 2008
(0)
epic
September 15th, 2008
(0)
haha I need a good laugh or two like that once in a while.
September 16th, 2008
(0)
WTF.
September 16th, 2008
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I'm going to go out on a limb here, where exactly did he get the bike?