You mean Apple won't let you engrave their ipods with profanity? How outrageous and totally unlike what every other company would do! God, you're stupid.

liquidz

February 29th, 2008

6:46:41 PM CST

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I know like totally what the hell... like OH MY GOD!? God, you're smart.

mcearlgrey

February 29th, 2008

5:13:47 PM CST

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end yourself

liquidz

February 29th, 2008

6:45:15 PM CST

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I did but due to budget cuts I was sent back... /emo

liquidz

February 29th, 2008

6:52:01 PM CST

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The Asshattery continues!

SevenSins

March 1st, 2008

12:46:21 AM CST

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It does, indeed. It wouldn't have censored, I don't think, if you used a different word other than sh*t(granted, I never tried, and am too lazy to do so), but if you did something like that, you might be assassinated for knowing too much.

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

2:48:33 PM CST

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If no one has been able to figure out that I have put this out here on purpose yet... may the internet save all your souls to a 1.44mb floppy disk and set it next to a 1200kv UPS.

SevenSins

March 2nd, 2008

5:39:30 AM CST

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Aw, that's not nice. I was trying to lead up into my 'assassinated' joke. D: I dont' want to be erased ;-;

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

10:25:49 PM CST

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+5 for assassination

golions84

March 1st, 2008

4:32:12 AM CST

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nah, see Apple just supports good grammar. "it's" can only mean "it is." "its" is possessive.

Shelverman

March 1st, 2008

10:48:11 AM CST

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For the love of god, thank you. It was driving me crazy. (And stop capitalizing everything. Only "Apple" and "Think" should be capitalized in this.)

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

2:47:08 PM CST

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Grammar is for Nazis and english teachers!

ac6517

March 1st, 2008

6:50:59 PM CST

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You mean English teachers. Capitalization gets the best of you again!

liquidz

March 4th, 2008

8:03:54 AM CST

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No, I mean Nazi

Rafe

March 1st, 2008

3:28:09 PM CST

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So which partners are you referring to?

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

10:10:49 PM CST

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The one's that no one knows of because Apple won't give them a bloody chance, and only lets bigger corps play with them. Then again you could be trying to make a funny here, for which I approve.

thefacebook

March 1st, 2008

7:03:34 PM CST

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a message from apple.....F*CK PEARS

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

10:05:09 PM CST

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Now that IS a good idea... damn it why didn't I think of that one.

NeoEllis

March 1st, 2008

9:05:02 PM CST

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Perhaps your next site will be funny.

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

10:08:02 PM CST

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It's supposed to be funny... well sh*t... I thought the current goal on YTMND was to make the worst site that you can... Damn I lose either way then huh?

Steo

March 1st, 2008

9:22:48 PM CST

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This reminds me of a story. A man once asked for a pair of custom Nike trainers. He wanted to have them say 'sweatshop'. Though the word was not a profanity, Nike refused nevertheless.

liquidz

March 1st, 2008

10:13:16 PM CST

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So we should all agree that censorship... "Is Bullsh*t!"

mrmatrixaplix

March 1st, 2008

11:26:09 PM CST

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I wonder how many apples $14.26 can buy...

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

3:50:08 PM CST

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Granny Smith, Winesap, or McIntosh apples?

DarkZelgadis

March 1st, 2008

11:28:56 PM CST

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Steve Jobs is going to hunt you down and destroy you.

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

3:43:37 PM CST

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Insert "Best Day Ever" music here.

Ziot-Riot

March 2nd, 2008

5:47:20 AM CST

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I like this site. I am giving it a five.

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

3:44:28 PM CST

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I'm going for the 1 star here... 1 star to mock them all !

Shadow-Con

March 2nd, 2008

11:13:47 AM CST

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get rid of the word sh*t and see what happens

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

4:12:41 PM CST

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I want sh*t there, and I want it burned in with a 1.21 Gigawatt laser!

Reject

March 10th, 2008

12:51:44 AM CDT

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that would melt the earth... Laser light show projectors and pointers are anywhere from 5-200mw, 50mw and up start getting nice warning labels about possibly burning skin. lasers for cutting get up to 25 watts... now... 1000 watts is a kilowatt... 1000kw is a megawatt...

liquidz

March 10th, 2008

7:28:19 PM CDT

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YESSS BURN IT ALL! Fire cleans EVERYTHING

Khono

March 2nd, 2008

12:28:06 PM CST

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Why's "Partners" capitalized? its* Really, if you're going to do something like that at least try to get the spelling right.

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

3:41:36 PM CST

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The oranges made me do it. Get it orange... YTMND is mostly orange... HA! HA! Eff'n funny!

Tmoe380

March 2nd, 2008

3:08:45 PM CST

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Zune FTW!!!!

liquidz

March 2nd, 2008

3:42:58 PM CST

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No laser engraving with the Zune. How can we place our messages of hate in places that no one will see them now?!

NeoEllis

March 2nd, 2008

8:47:13 PM CST

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Frankly, I'm just surprised I don't see "RON PAUL 2008" somewhere on this site.

gamekid

March 3rd, 2008

12:29:53 PM CST

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Story Title: "BREAKING: Steve Jobs To Endorse Ron Paul On Family Guy Commercial During Colbert Report!!!!!!!" Story Description: "Title says it all." [digg this]

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

10:26:27 PM CST

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I knew I forgot something...

Steo

March 13th, 2008

9:11:39 PM CDT

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I'm chortling but I don't know why :D

MadamPurse

March 2nd, 2008

11:36:05 PM CST

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its*

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

8:50:18 PM CST

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But it's still it's muahahahahahaha... /internet 4tw

Klarg

March 4th, 2008

3:12:17 PM CST

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Madam has the spelling correct. Liquidz still failz.

liquidz

March 5th, 2008

8:04:12 AM CST

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.... you retard, I'm not changing it. Dense as a brick of sh*t. Why don't you go view my revised version of this site so you can feel confident and have a large e-penis Mmm k?

JoeyJoeJoe

March 3rd, 2008

3:55:00 AM CST

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Looks like you just got censored by YTMND

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

3:16:33 PM CST

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YES! YES!

Zorilla

March 3rd, 2008

1:47:06 PM CST

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Please make sure everything is spelled right as your engraved order can't be returned.

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

8:47:37 PM CST

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Everything is how it should be.... purchase NOW!

Sticky

March 3rd, 2008

6:08:47 PM CST

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APPLE DOES NOT RESPECT IT IS PARTNERS

liquidz

March 3rd, 2008

8:51:34 PM CST

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So you say it should be in all caps now? You English Nazis are SoOoOOOoOoOooooOOOoOOoOOo000))oooOoo inconsistent.

Klarg

March 4th, 2008

3:11:44 PM CST

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no. he's saying you're retarded.

liquidz

March 5th, 2008

8:18:33 AM CST

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Actually I read his comment again, and it does have a great meaning. You are right I think it does indicate a level of retardation. However at the apex of its enlightenment it reveals the truth of the story of the now extinct Klarg. This was a creature with double hoofed fangs that shot out acidic dog sh*t from its improperly formed face. This creature is also known to dance in a field of tacos while singing the greatest hits of the 2000's. Oh wait... no never mind its still grammar Nazi sh*t. Heil Klarg!

Steo

March 13th, 2008

9:13:28 PM CDT

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Apple goes on the Maury show for having disrespected multiple partners? I smell an odd kind of potential...

Sporticus

March 3rd, 2008

11:10:38 PM CST

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reply to my comment too

liquidz

March 4th, 2008

8:03:23 AM CST

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/shrug

Klarg

March 4th, 2008

3:11:10 PM CST

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It's = It is. The proper form in this context is "its" (no apostrophe.)

liquidz

March 5th, 2008

8:06:03 AM CST

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You should go view my corrected version of this site. It's called "iPod site with fixed grammar" I made it just to prove that I do know my grammar.

the8ball

March 4th, 2008

5:43:33 PM CST

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Or maybe it's because you put "sh*t" in the message, f*ck for brains

liquidz

March 5th, 2008

8:07:57 AM CST

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Are you sure? Maybe you should go and check it out. Place it on YTMND so I can see it cause I won't believe you otherwise.

Daltonofzeal2

March 5th, 2008

11:15:14 AM CST

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Stop the world everyone; some illiterate schmo is expressing his distaste for a computer company over the Internet.

liquidz

March 10th, 2008

7:38:05 PM CDT

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You never realize how difficult it is to make a pointless comment that is totally irrelevant to the original post to drive another entity into insanity, until you need to do it dozens of times. Taco dance time!

Steo

March 13th, 2008

9:15:18 PM CDT

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I predict semicolons will soon be extinct due to global warming

liquidz

March 21st, 2008

8:23:48 AM CDT

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Roger that, the semicolon is doomed.