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February 24th, 2008

4:11:40 PM CST

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Adding "redux" to the title of this YTMND like your other one might be in order here especially so we can easily search for more of your great works in the future.

helidanx

February 25th, 2008

2:47:38 PM CST

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For some seconds there either you or your buddy started to sound like Quagmire. OH NO!!! Giggetty...nice YTMND. Comparing this to other previously made read-outs is like comparing the Science Fiction values of "Ultra Warrior" (imdb search it) with "The Matrix" :P

February 25th, 2008

9:08:09 PM CST

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I don't have a buddy in any of these things, at least not yet. All the voices are me. :D

helidanx

February 26th, 2008

12:03:32 PM CST

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Okay, but one more thing...don't tell me someone actually wrote this as a story... you wrote this right? and then read it aloud....right?? o_O?

GordonGekko

February 26th, 2008

4:05:48 PM CST

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wake up dr freechman....wake up and...smell the ashesssss.

DoomFrost

February 28th, 2008

6:51:39 AM CST

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I'm buying his book.

Jamesg

February 29th, 2008

11:29:17 PM CST

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You won't buy his book. Also from the book plug, it has become obvious that the guy is writing poorly as an act, and sadly it makes it less funny to me. :( Atleast there are tons of real fanfic out there that is even more insanely retarded for Omo to make into Dramatic Redux..es? Redi?

momthinksimcool

March 1st, 2008

2:35:48 PM CST

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there isnt even such thing as a quarter life

Causalspark

March 2nd, 2008

1:04:33 PM CST

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How did he copy you? You technically copied Peter. Anyways, the whole book plug has made me lose respect for him. He's either an act or a sell out.

February 24th, 2008

1:55:25 AM CST

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Well hey, that's a really nice review and comment, I appreciate it!

ubermann

February 24th, 2008

2:01:00 AM CST

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ok then i will chapter 4: the gman cometh gordon freechman walked to his work at his new job. "hi." said gordon to teh security gaurd "aern't you going to buzz me in?" "sorry," siad the guard as the door opened and gordon walked through soon gordon was at his new lab and working on a new isatope and we was tired and someone sitted in his char "that my chair " said Gordon to the man who turned out to be gman "it mine char now hahahah "

Takra

February 24th, 2008

3:58:55 AM CST

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I DEMAN they make this into a movie.

February 24th, 2008

4:05:24 PM CST

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TOO LATE!!

GBart

February 24th, 2008

4:26:55 PM CST

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Do it yourself lazy f*ck

Rafe

February 24th, 2008

9:03:26 PM CST

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Too lathe, Lord Rayden!

Timaeus

February 25th, 2008

8:45:10 AM CST

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TOO LATE! THIS STATION IS MINE!

MadHatterJ

February 26th, 2008

12:29:45 PM CST

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That's no station... it's a moon!

Mr--Sandman

February 26th, 2008

5:14:05 PM CST

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TO SMITHEROONS!!!

mountainmage

February 26th, 2008

9:14:05 PM CST

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NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!

TonyOrlando

February 24th, 2008

11:04:05 AM CST

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Your voice and audio work are awesome, but it would be so much better if it hadn't already been made a YTMND by someone else. New misspelled fanfic + your audio = massive win.

Saxorz

February 24th, 2008

12:59:33 PM CST

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Whats with all these new terrible fanfics on ytmnd? Its a pretty lame fad but I cant help but 5 for the sake of crowbarbs and smitheroons.

mantenna

February 24th, 2008

3:26:46 PM CST

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that guy's a genius, with all the hits he's going to get on his site, and all the ads he has up, he'll be dancing like a retard all the way to the bank

red-wolf76

February 26th, 2008

3:25:52 PM CST

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Poor indeed!

DamienDCLXVI

February 24th, 2008

3:52:41 PM CST

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I like how you were gonna "add story to favorites" nice touch

OmniIcyshelf

February 24th, 2008

4:05:35 PM CST

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The background effects and serious narration are a terrific spin on this tired fad. So good, in fact, that I'll overlook the fact that your name is somehow related to a Sonic Adventure game.

OmniIcyshelf

February 24th, 2008

4:36:04 PM CST

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Oh, you did this already and it's on Top Viewed. Boy, do I feel stupid. Well, I ask humbly of you that you make this like cookies and have it be a sometime thing. I don't want this to end up being another Uncle Phil, even if it has the ability to be deliciously funny.

AndySavage

February 25th, 2008

1:30:38 PM CST

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Yeah, it takes a good ear for stuff like this, very nice job. Smitheroons.

wisdumcube

February 24th, 2008

4:12:38 PM CST

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OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!

Stig

February 24th, 2008

4:46:39 PM CST

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'Add story to my favourites'

iheartponeez

February 24th, 2008

5:08:12 PM CST

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If you go to his website, it's pretty clear the writer is in on the joke.

bobby-guapo

February 24th, 2008

5:12:12 PM CST

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i had enough with the breakup letter

TheAmateurAnimator

February 24th, 2008

5:17:32 PM CST

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Cow-orker? What's a cow-orker?

liquidz

February 24th, 2008

9:11:54 PM CST

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Your mom

Ninpo707

February 25th, 2008

11:35:41 PM CST

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THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

hanktherapper

February 24th, 2008

5:35:29 PM CST

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Why make new material when you remake old ones?

February 24th, 2008

5:48:53 PM CST

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I remake them with actual production values. That's like asking "Why make a jumbo jet when you can remake the Wright Flyer?"

boomaga

February 24th, 2008

6:06:56 PM CST

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Love the sound design - the dialogue pacing is great. As far as the "originality" argument - guy who wrote it originated it, all derivative works of it aren't necessarily copies of each other, just drawing from same source. And I saw Linkal's, and even if his has the "inb4," this one just outclasses it. Production value is definitely what dramatic readings need. Folks love it.

tkNukem

February 24th, 2008

7:21:11 PM CST

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[upward carrot] DID I CALL THAT SH*T OR WHAT [upward carrot]

hanktherapper

February 24th, 2008

7:24:07 PM CST

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Yes I know, I even said in your last site it had great production values. All I'm saying is I think it would be better if you spent 10 minutes and found a new fan fiction article rather than repeating one that was already done. I have never liked the trend going on where people remake other people's sites. It reeks of laziness. But that's my opinion; I could be wrong. (not bloody likely)

xXWaspXx

February 25th, 2008

2:27:04 AM CST

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I'm prone to agree with boo and Om; production value is really what separates the wheat from the chaff with these sites. In fact, I downvoted this the second I saw it, because I thought it was going to be another lame read-along with some nasally misfit. I also don't particularly care how often something is re-hashed, just as long as the remake is far better than the original; but hey, that's my opinion.

tkNukem

February 26th, 2008

10:56:30 PM CST

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Just noticed, Wasp, that your agreeing with the site creator presents quite a conflict of interest both in terms of your voting history and the fact that the mere reference of Sonic* in his username is flamboyantly homosexual. Only sayin'...

EvilTurkey1021

February 24th, 2008

6:09:25 PM CST

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Now Gordon Freechman is thinking in portals.

dbomob

February 24th, 2008

6:21:27 PM CST

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"HAHA" ...they laughed.

February 24th, 2008

6:49:08 PM CST

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doom redux was better, tighten up the audio graphics for fav

drunk-ewok

February 24th, 2008

6:50:27 PM CST

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chi-maera

maxchain

February 24th, 2008

7:04:35 PM CST

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I love how the website plug sounds just as epic.

lilmul123

February 24th, 2008

7:26:19 PM CST

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even BETTER than your other one. good work.

Emanuel

February 24th, 2008

8:05:00 PM CST

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Smitheroons? SMITHEROONS!?

Celark

February 24th, 2008

8:37:20 PM CST

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lol keep doing more redux, like teh matrix one

NorthAmericanDangerD

February 24th, 2008

9:14:07 PM CST

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5'd! 5'd! A thousand times 5'd!

cakmasta

February 24th, 2008

10:12:44 PM CST

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high quality + lols = 5

Mr-Critic

February 24th, 2008

10:58:51 PM CST

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Yuo scuceeded at winning the mission!

Ducky2002

February 24th, 2008

11:33:05 PM CST

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NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS! *awkward pause*

Ducky2002

February 24th, 2008

11:33:55 PM CST

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those were the two best parts

CommandoBob

February 26th, 2008

7:12:25 PM CST

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I burst out laughing when he said that.. good sh*t haha

February 25th, 2008

12:04:48 AM CST

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This was a triumph.

February 25th, 2008

12:06:20 AM CST

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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

February 25th, 2008

12:12:12 AM CST

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

February 25th, 2008

3:21:13 PM CST

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Stop it, stop it stop it. The fact that you couldn't wait for someone to fill in the next line ... TWICE ... means you fail.

February 25th, 2008

11:56:59 PM CST

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I didn't want someone to post "also c*cks" or some stupid sh*t like that

Zagnut

December 1st, 2008

12:36:43 AM CST

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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ...wait, what now?

LikesMuscularGirls

February 25th, 2008

12:05:41 AM CST

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That. Was. Awesome.

commanderlooney

February 25th, 2008

1:33:58 AM CST

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part of me wanted you to say "sad face" for the emoticon at the end. As for the people requesting that this becomes a movie, I suggest the retarded version of Sean Penn for the role of Jimm

BodilyOddity

February 25th, 2008

2:53:42 AM CST

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Podcast signup?

February 25th, 2008

5:13:31 AM CST

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The closest thing I have to a podcast is at http://captaincomedy.blogspot.com, but I haven't updated it in a while and it's not really well produced. Usually it's just me and my internet buddy talking about something funny and then I play loud sounds over skype to annoy him. Maybe I'll start an actual podcast?

bigbagofbutts

February 25th, 2008

3:55:19 AM CST

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reads like a fake, plus even if this wasn't a fake it's been done to death.

bigbagofbutts

February 25th, 2008

3:59:23 AM CST

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or wait was this a meta fake making fun of bad fake fanfic ytmnds? Given a three just to be safe.

bigbagofbutts

February 25th, 2008

4:01:09 AM CST

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I'm on to you jackass, 5'd for spite.

TheGreatGatsby

February 25th, 2008

6:10:39 AM CST

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Smitheroons . . . nice.

Thekandy

February 25th, 2008

6:16:38 AM CST

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This was alright, liked your Doom redux more but don't let that stop you, keep em coming.

montereymatt

February 25th, 2008

7:17:10 AM CST

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This kinda sounds like Engrish.

Greezy47

February 25th, 2008

7:20:52 AM CST

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Best part: "Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks."

Squirrel1081

February 25th, 2008

7:27:25 AM CST

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It was nice place and my friend lives there.

February 25th, 2008

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February 25th, 2008

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This guy is just banking off this e-book now. You can make money doing anything.

OmniIcyshelf

February 25th, 2008

3:38:31 PM CST

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The guy who wrote this is the DarthWang of fan fiction

MikeyComicsInc

February 25th, 2008

4:20:23 PM CST

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omochao doesnt suck. neither does this ytmnd.

ILoveRuM

February 25th, 2008

5:12:26 PM CST

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Excellent execution.

ColdStone

February 25th, 2008

6:15:31 PM CST

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So much better than before. You're really good at this.

galaxhood

February 25th, 2008

6:48:02 PM CST

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well ok

ryanmontana

February 25th, 2008

8:02:40 PM CST

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Great audio work

bobgods66

February 25th, 2008

8:05:23 PM CST

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i really enjoyed this due to the sound effects. It actually showed some work, not just reading a bunch of typos, also anything half, err quater life gets 5.

Versago

February 25th, 2008

9:09:40 PM CST

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Reminds me of a radio show. I agree with the podcast Idea. This is genius.

CleverUsername

February 25th, 2008

9:18:01 PM CST

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"watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks" Classic...

mrtenk

February 25th, 2008

9:49:02 PM CST

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great production, but theres something eerily stupid about someone who purposely writes like a moron for attention. Don't get me wrong, fan fictions, including this one, are hilarious in epic readings. This guy just seems like the fan fiction Borat.

Axeman3

February 25th, 2008

10:07:13 PM CST

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http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/

Axeman3

February 25th, 2008

10:07:59 PM CST

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^^Do that one next!!1!

February 26th, 2008

5:40:48 AM CST

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Right now I'm working on the batman fan fiction (peterbatman.ytmnd.com,) but I want to do one of the Full Life Consequences' author's works next, because I can't read them without laughing.

February 26th, 2008

3:34:37 PM CST

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Oh mah goodness, doing FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES would be the penultimate of EPIC!!! That should be saved for the season finale!

legendarygamer

February 25th, 2008

10:41:18 PM CST

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this is better then your doom one

mundermann

February 25th, 2008

10:47:31 PM CST

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this is a terrible ytnmd just kidding thanks

PureSex

February 26th, 2008

12:09:06 AM CST

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and it was a nice place and my friend lives there

Trebar

February 26th, 2008

7:44:53 AM CST

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I live there and it's not all that great.

mushroom

February 26th, 2008

6:18:38 AM CST

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This was worth the remake just for the headcrab scene alone.

mulkmulk

February 26th, 2008

8:01:19 AM CST

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ahahaha :D moore

jetz

February 26th, 2008

8:59:27 AM CST

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OH MY GOD....not smitheroons....

titansmlb102

February 26th, 2008

11:52:41 AM CST

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Those are just a tiny bit bigger than smithereens!!!! OH GAWD NO!

DukeNuke

February 26th, 2008

9:32:19 AM CST

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I wonder why he doesn't make any money from his books...

iMax

February 26th, 2008

11:08:26 AM CST

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But jim was already blowed to smitheroons. 5'd

titansmlb102

February 26th, 2008

11:52:10 AM CST

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BRILLIANT PIECE OF LITERATURE! BRAVO GOOD SIR! BRAVO!

BigBoss722

February 26th, 2008

12:33:29 PM CST

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Good stuff! Think I liked the Doom one better... but it's still hilarious! And you did an outstanding job with the voices. 5'd!

TheSmitty

February 26th, 2008

1:00:47 PM CST

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Makes me want to buy the book. After all, he is poor :(

brisck1

February 26th, 2008

1:47:56 PM CST

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f*ck me this is some of UWE BOL's greatest work!

goax2x

February 26th, 2008

2:05:42 PM CST

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LMAO for the hilarious sound!

DeePsix

February 26th, 2008

3:26:32 PM CST

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LOL This is amazing. I was blown to smitheroons.

February 26th, 2008

3:42:55 PM CST

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One thing I still don't quite get is the cut-off "NNNNE-" sound just before "What happens next" ... Was it perhaps maniacal laughter? The evil character from the game getting sucked into a portal?

February 26th, 2008

4:51:56 PM CST

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The uncut clip is just me screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Istas

February 26th, 2008

4:34:25 PM CST

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Mmmmm, original audio...

Jpsousa4

February 26th, 2008

4:35:51 PM CST

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"quarter life" That's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my scientific life.

Econojon

February 26th, 2008

4:40:19 PM CST

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"Expelled" by Ben Stein. Spring 2008.

Sifer2

February 26th, 2008

10:50:10 PM CST

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I'm just wondering how he could even know about Half-Life enough to come up with Quarter-Life considering the grammar suggests he is like 5.

Econojon

February 26th, 2008

4:38:02 PM CST

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Jay Sherman then went on to say, "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"

phoenixan

February 26th, 2008

5:32:41 PM CST

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I think I like this one more for all the long pauses, but both are still great. Very much like the old radio shows. :D