Kirk Can't Help Himself
Created on: February 6th, 2008
Kirk Can't Help Himself
chronster 
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Captain Kirk from "star trek" (the head leader dude on the starship enterprise) never misses a golden opportunity to show how much of a refined gentleman he is.
Star Trek
AC/DC - Love at first feel

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wisdumcube
February 6th, 2008
8:04:46 AM CST
(8)
I like how she just sits there and takes it.
C-Euro
February 6th, 2008
5:51:30 PM CST
(8)
Breaking the fourth wall and second base.
Bravedude
February 7th, 2008
6:14:31 PM CST
(8)
Why is it when Kirk does it, everyone including me loves it and gives it 5's. But when I try that during lunch, everyone gives me wierd looks and suspensions?
Shelverman
February 7th, 2008
8:07:38 PM CST
(1)
You need to be in a position of authority before everyone will pretend that it's okay. (Even then, it's not guaranteed. For example, avoid interns and cigars.)
momthinksimcool
February 8th, 2008
12:55:37 PM CST
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i dont know how much of a virgin you would have to be to find this funny
BaconWrappedBacon
February 6th, 2008
8:04:57 AM CST
(1)
well done sire
acast77
February 6th, 2008
8:19:55 AM CST
(11)
show her your "O" face, Kirk
Scar85
February 8th, 2008
3:37:09 PM CST
(0)
You know what I'm talking about.
Shelverman
February 6th, 2008
8:51:08 AM CST
(4)
I love how the description says, "Captain Kirk from star trek." (Good thing you cleared that up. I thought you meant the OTHER Captain Kirk.)
OriginalHibbs
February 6th, 2008
9:49:14 AM CST
(3)
what about captian kirk from 'house of the dead'. (That movie was balls)
Codeguru
February 6th, 2008
10:04:22 AM CST
(5)
Movie? That name belongs to one of the best arcade shooters ever even if the storyline sucks. Screw a movie that stole its name...
Icecream458
February 6th, 2008
1:50:17 PM CST
(2)
Captain Kahn?
loverofanus
February 6th, 2008
2:59:41 PM CST
(1)
the house of the dead movie is the worst one ive ever seen. I highly suggest watching it and then wanting to kill yourself. Its worth it.
Captain-L337
February 6th, 2008
4:29:56 PM CST
(1)
Yes... Captain KHAN
dmaz
February 6th, 2008
9:10:31 AM CST
(8)
im on ytmnd on my wii right now lol
FlipNmonkey
February 6th, 2008
8:00:28 PM CST
(0)
it wont let me see the whole flash on my wii :(
liquidz
February 7th, 2008
8:44:38 PM CST
(3)
That's because your wii is too small... el oh el
OmniIcyshelf
February 6th, 2008
10:59:28 AM CST
(4)
the glance at the audience after a brief moment is priceless. "you wish you were Kirk right now, don't you, you sick f*ck?"
GRWeston
February 6th, 2008
12:26:03 PM CST
(0)
Eye twitch FTW.
guycaballero
February 6th, 2008
12:58:53 PM CST
(2)
5 for explaining who this "Kirk" is
egonym
February 6th, 2008
1:14:53 PM CST
(0)
oh man. you manipulate well.
fearcondom
February 6th, 2008
2:04:20 PM CST
(0)
he should touch bones too FTW
FatHistorian
February 6th, 2008
3:20:42 PM CST
(0)
I loved it.
marxmith
February 6th, 2008
3:28:57 PM CST
(9)
She's a sex addict in real life.
Refractor
February 6th, 2008
3:49:37 PM CST
(0)
LOL
nicbalz
February 6th, 2008
3:53:25 PM CST
(0)
FAP!
MacMaster
February 6th, 2008
4:14:13 PM CST
(0)
Janice Rand is HOT HOT HOT!!!
anystrom
February 6th, 2008
4:24:47 PM CST
(7)
John Gayer = fail
chronster
February 6th, 2008
11:56:58 PM CST
(0)
I agree.
money-hat
February 6th, 2008
5:37:40 PM CST
(2)
1. I really like how Kirk is doing the Balok/Baby Clint Howard Laugh-- http://youngclinthoward.ytmnd.com/ --- 2.I really think this gif is begging for a funnier audio choice.
shadowspecies
February 6th, 2008
5:49:08 PM CST
(1)
High voltage?
NaL3s
February 6th, 2008
6:04:44 PM CST
(-2)
B============D - - - - (*splat*) !_! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
bobby-guapo
February 6th, 2008
6:29:40 PM CST
(0)
yeah, definitely could use an audio boost.
bettabomb
February 6th, 2008
7:01:49 PM CST
(1)
How about some Esquivel - Mucha Muchacha?
chronster
February 6th, 2008
11:57:31 PM CST
(0)
haha I didn't choose the song because I liked it, I chose it because it represents such a contrast of what's going on in the gif. If anybody has ANY music suggestions to go with this I will seriously consider them lol.
chronster
February 7th, 2008
12:02:27 AM CST
(1)
BTW, I had the idea of using ACDC's "Touch Too Much" but I already used ACDC in my last pervirk site (or kirvert?) Think it would be ok to use ACDC again?
chronster
February 7th, 2008
1:34:18 AM CST
(1)
Ok I went ahead and updated with acdc. The dudes sing about all sorts of ways to violate women, so if I ever create another site that makes Kirk look like a pervert, I think I'll end up just using acdc again.
Captain-L337
February 7th, 2008
8:04:03 PM CST
(0)
I think you have a new "No Class"-esque fad going on... except with more orriginal music
GordonFremen
February 8th, 2008
1:38:41 PM CST
(0)
F*ck yeah on the music update. That's how Kirk rolls. You've got some serious AC/DC mojo happening with your sites. Have a drink on me.
anystrom
March 27th, 2008
1:58:08 PM CDT
(0)
You should use "Touch Me" by the Doors.
cooke
February 6th, 2008
6:08:43 PM CST
(-3)
retarded and juvenile
OriginalHibbs
March 2nd, 2008
3:33:18 AM CST
(0)
I know, It's Awsome.
bobby-guapo
February 6th, 2008
6:28:46 PM CST
(4)
thats a mangasm right there.
kydoty
February 6th, 2008
6:40:56 PM CST
(-1)
She looks like Chloe from 24.
Zid
February 6th, 2008
6:48:51 PM CST
(0)
Sure he can. Stop making excuses for him. Hehe ;)
MrMuskOx
February 6th, 2008
7:19:37 PM CST
(0)
You're lucky I can't rate any lower because 1 star can't even begin to describe the amount of suck that is John Mayer.
chronster
February 7th, 2008
12:03:27 AM CST
(2)
Fair enough lol
Jesushobo
February 6th, 2008
7:31:35 PM CST
(0)
:O
WormyBoy
February 6th, 2008
8:24:33 PM CST
(-1)
4 for TV Land
fagsrus
February 6th, 2008
9:31:38 PM CST
(0)
KIRK HAS NO CLASS
zomglolwtfzor
February 6th, 2008
9:48:39 PM CST
(0)
hello hi I am kassius
will1434
February 6th, 2008
10:46:55 PM CST
(1)
I just shat pure magic fumes after watching this
j0ekicka55
February 6th, 2008
11:30:07 PM CST
(0)
lmao at Kirk's reaction
DarthWang
February 6th, 2008
11:42:21 PM CST
(0)
http://kirkcanthelphimself.ytmnd.com/
chronster
February 7th, 2008
12:02:57 AM CST
(1)
4
ballpuncher
February 7th, 2008
1:29:37 AM CST
(0)
It's only natural.
Reject
February 7th, 2008
2:03:36 AM CST
(0)
Kirk-a-feel
VomitingKermit
February 7th, 2008
3:03:10 AM CST
(2)
Kirk's orgasmo face, and the look on hers at the end is priceless.
AndySavage
February 7th, 2008
5:41:32 AM CST
(1)
Upon airing these allegations of sexual harassment from her superiors, Chloe was immediately granted a transfer to CTU Los Angeles
Mohrdikai
February 7th, 2008
7:24:35 AM CST
(2)
I knew I'd seen that round face w/bland expression somewhere recently.
TofurkeyJerky
February 7th, 2008
8:12:48 AM CST
(1)
5 for not making this a "Kirk has no class" site.
rylortaduri
February 7th, 2008
11:52:33 AM CST
(0)
Long live Kirok
rocket-scientist
February 7th, 2008
12:17:50 PM CST
(1)
kirks no jerk hes a real classy dude
will1000
February 7th, 2008
1:17:05 PM CST
(0)
perv
StewieGriffin
February 7th, 2008
1:26:57 PM CST
(0)
good stuff.....and slick boob grab
SomeGuy0000
February 7th, 2008
1:28:34 PM CST
(0)
excellent
denshuu
February 7th, 2008
3:42:57 PM CST
(1)
Chick looks like Cutthroat Bitch
wowbagger2004
February 9th, 2008
8:36:13 AM CST
(0)
I thought so too
MrSinistar
February 7th, 2008
6:45:12 PM CST
(2)
Either she's "breaking the fourth wall", or staring through the computer screen gazing at my manliness.
Punisher28
February 7th, 2008
7:16:45 PM CST
(0)
he does seem to be quite pleased with the experience.
bobby-guapo
February 7th, 2008
10:54:27 PM CST
(0)
i like this audio more for sure. once i get fireworks working again, ill make my own version of this site, properly cited though.
Impulse187
February 8th, 2008
6:30:16 AM CST
(1)
IT"S SEVEN OF NINE'S MOTHER
doc-faustus
February 8th, 2008
9:10:36 AM CST
(0)
made of win :P
Scar85
February 8th, 2008
3:36:01 PM CST
(0)
His reaction is 5.
yhpets
February 9th, 2008
5:46:57 AM CST
(0)
5 at first feel.
POS
February 9th, 2008
10:43:15 AM CST
(0)
Is that kirk's "O" Face?
will1434
February 9th, 2008
10:28:04 PM CST
(0)
KIRK'S MAN SAUCE!!!!
RodimusBen
February 12th, 2008
4:55:35 AM CST
(0)
Hi-effing-larious
mariostar06
February 12th, 2008
3:55:09 PM CST
(0)
lol 5 gray stars
BoredJedi
February 14th, 2008
1:32:26 AM CST
(1)
Are you getting that old :)
Tetrasnake
March 6th, 2008
10:22:09 PM CST
(0)
Go Kirk!
exturskation
April 29th, 2008
9:46:01 AM CDT
(0)
A Best Site Eva