OH MY GOD! You won't believe this! My friend let me touch her BOOBS!
Created on: January 16th, 2008
Oh my GOD! The best thing EVER just happened! My friend just let me touch her BOOBS!!!!!
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I signed up for an account just to say "You are gay",
No one cares, no one is happy for you, no one wants to here about you ruining your friendship with some girl because you want to use her for sick pleasure. I feel as if all the evil rapists in the world should come to your house (as long as your mom isn't home of course) and repeatedly victimize all the holes in your body, and the new ones that the first set of rapists create.
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Poor Miles Dyson, he died for no reason. Judgment Day was inevitable. But, at least, he didn't die FIRST like all the other black sidekicks (even the black robots: poor Ironhide).
Oh, and 3, because while this is a real story (I think, especially because all it ended with was frustration) with resonance, the format steals liberally from Adult Swim inserts, and could been more interesting. Hell, I'd have at least laughed if you used "Heart Will Go On" or something sappy.
-1 for lack of the obvious: why didn't u go under the shirt, start mkaing out with her and suckle on those? She clearly wants u - I mean wtf. With all the ambiguous female signals you'll have to decipher later in life (I assume you're pretty young), this will probably be the clearest expression of a woman's intentions for you - EVER.
Women always hint at what they mean by what in psychology is referred to as "inhibited speak." For example, when a bum asks "do you have any change" what he really means is "give me all your money." When a woman says "touch my breasts" she means "put your penis in my *ssh*le." In fact, ANY time a woman talks to you, she means she wants to have sex with you. Feel free to take advantage of this in your next conversation with someone.
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