Die Hard Klassix™ Memoriez™
Created on: January 16th, 2008
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MurdarMachene 
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Die Hard Klassix™ Memoriez™ - Johnnie Muchlane is making his Final Wishes™! Let's see if Officer BlackFat can help!
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MurdarMachene
January 16th, 2008
5:22:58 AM CST
(13)
Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots
ambulo
January 16th, 2008
2:44:21 PM CST
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Looks like Murdar's healthy self-esteem is back once again.
BTVagrant
January 16th, 2008
7:35:43 PM CST
(-1)
only the Master™ can do it right. and that's you.
OmniIcyshelf
January 19th, 2008
12:19:04 PM CST
(0)
I can't wait to see what you'll do with the new Rambo.
LogJammer
January 16th, 2008
5:27:59 AM CST
(2)
This is the most powerful ytmnd of our time.
LogJammer
January 16th, 2008
5:28:31 AM CST
(-2)
ambulo
January 16th, 2008
5:59:33 AM CST
(-1)
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Awesome, especially the ending. Oh Bruce Wilson!
shoover
January 16th, 2008
6:14:52 AM CST
(0)
Nice job Murdar!
MurdarMachene
January 16th, 2008
6:26:08 AM CST
(2)
Die Hard Is Not Safe For Work
shoover
January 16th, 2008
6:31:24 AM CST
(6)
Dieing hard is also not safe for work.
pharaohmobius
January 16th, 2008
6:50:32 AM CST
(2)
Jane McClang is Not Safe For Work
ambulo
January 16th, 2008
2:45:09 PM CST
(1)
I think the NSFW tag will ultimately be good for this site's longevity.
chronster
January 16th, 2008
3:25:03 PM CST
(1)
dont count on it ambulo. All it means is two things: 1, this site will get SH*T for views. 2, this site is more susceptible to unfair downvotes since not enough of the general voting audience will find this one. NSFW is ok for like tits and ass, but when its something like this where the worst thing he says is jerk off, and then you hear slap noises, I mean cmon. I see worse sh*t on Fox Family at 8pm on Sundays.
ambulo
January 16th, 2008
3:59:25 PM CST
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chronster: People that have been around YTMND long enough to know about the NSFW-on-front-page box in Options are also people that are likely to have a more refined taste in YTMNDs, in my opinion. What this means is that Murdar's site will, yes, have less views, but will have a better rating and will probably stay on U&C longer, if not indefinitely. You probably don't realize this, since your sites tend to have more general appeal than Murdar's.
pharaohmobius
January 16th, 2008
6:48:54 AM CST
(0)
gotta NSFW this site... I mean, smoke a cigarette
pharaohmobius
January 16th, 2008
6:49:32 AM CST
(0)
cigarettes = nsfw, you better learn that now, dumpy
TofurkeyJerky
January 16th, 2008
8:52:54 AM CST
(1)
Yippee Kiyay, Mr. Falcon!
CockLunchBox
January 16th, 2008
8:54:16 AM CST
(1)
That's exactly what it sounds like when I jack off
benjaphar
January 16th, 2008
6:11:08 PM CST
(2)
That's eactly what it sounds like when I jerk Bruce Willis off.
Diamondblade
January 16th, 2008
9:06:20 AM CST
(0)
Oh, BlackFat...
St205
January 16th, 2008
9:23:12 AM CST
(0)
lolllll
Kacen
January 16th, 2008
9:40:10 AM CST
(1)
I gotta go smoke-a SIGURETZ™
n4rvst
January 16th, 2008
9:51:23 AM CST
(0)
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Shawn Michaelz(tm) telefonez Stever Urkelz(t,)
chronster
January 16th, 2008
10:06:40 AM CST
(1)
I hate it when I have to fart while I'm jerkin my gerkin
Goyutan
January 16th, 2008
10:08:47 AM CST
(0)
Klassix™
BigRich
January 16th, 2008
10:50:29 AM CST
(1)
I think I just squirted. I must've squirted you.
EmoKiller
January 16th, 2008
11:30:27 AM CST
(1)
A true Klassix™
Improviser
January 16th, 2008
11:41:22 AM CST
(11)
No f*ckin sh*t, lady! Do I sound like I'm orderin a pizza?
MurdarMachene
January 16th, 2008
7:57:57 PM CST
(6)
hahaha, oh my god, I should have put that after the fartgasm
jnorris441
January 16th, 2008
11:59:38 AM CST
(-1)
you had me at Officer BlackFat
JoeyJoeJoe
January 16th, 2008
12:14:31 PM CST
(3)
Bob-the-Builder 1'd this so I knew it had to be good
POS
January 16th, 2008
12:59:43 PM CST
(1)
Gotta go smoke a cigarette
POS
January 17th, 2008
3:56:53 PM CST
(0)
When i saw the first one of the cigarette set I thought he was saying "I gotta quit smoking cigarettes" I can still hear it both ways though.
pauljue14
January 24th, 2008
12:16:25 PM CST
(0)
actually, i think he does say "i gotta quit smoking cigarettes"
David12345
January 16th, 2008
1:14:12 PM CST
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down voting ftw
peesauce
January 16th, 2008
1:15:28 PM CST
(-1)
hahahahahahahahaha
Conine
January 16th, 2008
2:02:14 PM CST
(0)
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ryanmontana
January 16th, 2008
2:20:00 PM CST
(-2)
good
Yotaki
January 16th, 2008
3:40:30 PM CST
(-2)
.............well, that was at the very least interesting. lol
Icecream458
January 16th, 2008
4:54:47 PM CST
(-1)
rofl
flyingrodent
January 16th, 2008
6:19:35 PM CST
(0)
aah..aah..aah..aah..aah..
gamekid
January 16th, 2008
6:42:19 PM CST
(0)
it's a rare condition this day and age
wisdumcube
January 16th, 2008
7:18:58 PM CST
(-1)
awesome!
altair808
January 16th, 2008
8:15:37 PM CST
(-2)
He died so hard. I mean he had a boner and then died so they prepared his body for a funeral and had to slice off his dick with a saw to make his corpse presentable.
ryanc03
January 16th, 2008
10:04:55 PM CST
(-1)
haha
TheManWithNoFace
January 16th, 2008
10:30:06 PM CST
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
wyrdoftweek
January 17th, 2008
1:44:40 AM CST
(-1)
officer blackfat looks like carl winslow
Biskquik
January 18th, 2008
4:49:53 PM CST
(0)
The resemblance is uncanny :p
DaChazman
January 17th, 2008
7:14:42 PM CST
(0)
Dye Hart™ Master Baiters™
mattdh12
January 17th, 2008
7:29:56 PM CST
(0)
gotta love the klassix
Mrobinson587
January 18th, 2008
11:56:11 AM CST
(-1)
I really don't like that farting noise, use a better fart next time.
DarthWang
January 18th, 2008
12:43:37 PM CST
(0)
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omgbomb
January 18th, 2008
5:06:49 PM CST
(0)
shigerret
VomitingKermit
January 18th, 2008
11:02:14 PM CST
(1)
Sexual chocolate, baby!
GIVEMEREPLAY
January 19th, 2008
8:32:51 AM CST
(0)
hilarious. hope you're not still butthurt about MAI GIHRLFRIEND GUYZ love, replay
ryanc03
January 20th, 2008
8:33:03 PM CST
(0)
you forgot yippi ki yay motherf*cker!!!!!
Dyslexia
January 21st, 2008
8:26:21 PM CST
(0)
she never let me jerk off.
FantasicPancake
June 17th, 2009
2:49:20 PM CDT
(0)
HEY JOHN HOWS IT GOING?