Sharks
Created on: January 12th, 2008
Look at those things teeth!
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I was thinking about it, but then you would miss the line where he says look at things teeth, and I thought it was pretty important to the joke, unless you have heard it before. A loop is a great idea, but then I think some people will miss the point, and I don't know if it warrants another site. If enough people vote for that, than I will do it.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent.
They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. . . .
And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
I did take it from the internet trailer. It's not much different than the TV spot you know, except the title is shown between parts of the scene, so I had to piece them together like the commercial version. How is this stolen though? No one else did it, and content from other media is often featured here. Maybe I didn't edit anything into the clip, or change the context of the joke like many sites do, but its still ytmnd material easily.
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