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December 6th, 2007
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Once again religion has too much control over policies. We can send troops overseas to fight a war that is no more than a personal vendetta but if a 17 year old takes a picture of her self in her boy shorts it's a serious crime. I can kill a man and be out in 5 years on good behavior but if I were to rob a bank (touch the governments money) I'm facing a minimum of 20 to 30. Religion (fantasy) > morals I guess.
December 6th, 2007
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Also before people get on my *ss about that just because I choose not to accept any religion does not mean I'm a terrible person. Just because I stated my opinion doesn't mean I want you to agree with it. I wish for people to come up with their own opinions based on their own knowledge. Not because someone said something but rather because you took the time to actually do some reading and research.
December 7th, 2007
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Religion doesn't control the government. The government uses religion to control the people.
December 7th, 2007
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am i a loser because george w. bush is my hero.....well he is and i dont care who knows it!
December 7th, 2007
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Religion is stupid. That's a given. But, so is passing a bill passing some unreasonable law on regular citizens as well as a completely unmanageable system. If every person the bill covered were to do as the bill required, the amount of reports would be countless and completely unmanageable. Thus, to save America, if this bill is passed, the only hope is spam. Erroneous requests cannot be punished because you can be punished for negligence, so post every single instance of an offensive word or image...
December 7th, 2007
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encountered anywhere on the internet. After roughly 300 million reports per minute (during regular waking hours), the system will have to be re-evaluated. Spam kills Big Brother.
December 7th, 2007
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Religion doesn't control government because religion in essence was created by the government during a time of rebellion. This concept is called mythology. JFK was pretty much assassinated for being a catholic and caused fear in certain individuals because a Catholic you are supposed to do as the Pope says...people feared this. Both religion and government fear each other but they still have a huge influence on decisions on both sides.
December 7th, 2007
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the banking and war industries use the government to control the people. religion is just one of the politicians' tools to distract people from realizing how little say we actually have. and anyone who thinks there is anything at all christian about our government, including its elected officials, understands nothing at all about christ or christianity. now back to your regularly scheduled funny.
December 7th, 2007
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Religion doesn't religion the religion. The religion uses religion to religion the religion.
December 7th, 2007
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I knew my comments about religion were going to get -d yet I don't give a sh*t because unlike fourest I don't feel the need to login to my alts to voice my opinion. sex with men.
December 7th, 2007
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im pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there would be one website and it would be called, BRING BACK THE PORN
December 7th, 2007
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Vote Ron Paul 2008 for child porn
December 7th, 2007
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Oh wait I didn't mean to have input on YTMND what I meant to say was "lol!" Goodnight f*cktards.
December 7th, 2007
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CreepPipes black?!
December 7th, 2007
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What I heard was this applied to unprotected networks, like the public internet access found at libraries or maybe even a coffee shop or something. If it gets passed and the sh*t hits the fan, simply make sure your wireless network at home has a passkey that's 128bit WEP encrypted and you should be fine. I'm almost positive senate won't pass this. BTW, cpcpcp.ytmnd is exactly what they are talking about. If you saw a site like that at the library and it was caught by an employee, she would legally have to report it.
December 7th, 2007
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What CreepPipe said is different than what my mind is thinking so he must be wrong
December 7th, 2007
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This site should be digg'd. The Internets needs to know it's in danger!
December 7th, 2007
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If this happened then YTMND would be sued again and max would write a hilarious response to the lawsuit and send it to the government, lolol
December 7th, 2007
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This is like Prohibition only less enforceable
December 7th, 2007
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Also, I love how these comments have a 90% chance of being totally irrelevant in four hours
December 7th, 2007
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I like how nerds on the internet believe that they are independent thinkers. "No, no, the media doesn't tell me what to think." Then someone writes an exaggerated, fearmongering article about something the government and everyone believes it. Perhaps it would be better if half the internet kept their mouths shut and actually read the bill in question before jerking themselves off in a fit of angry rage. Some might find that the actual, non-demonized version might be somewhat sensible.
December 7th, 2007
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couldn't agree more with you.
December 7th, 2007
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so every person who has made a stephanie site including meself is pretty much screwed. doesn't matter. the idea behind this bill is control more than apprehension. they know it's unmanageable they would never go for someone based on this solely it's more likely that they would use this law if they were gunning for you already and it just provides them easy ammo.
December 7th, 2007
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This has nothing to do with Religion dumbass, I hate it when poeple just attack sh*t to sound high and mighty whenever given the chance. Laws are set for a reason, and if you DON'T like it then learn more, get into your local government and do something about it. Instead of being some misinformed, punkass, lowlife, megalomanic, self-absorbed, self-righteous prick.
December 7th, 2007
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Oh I know, let's use religion as the scape goat!
December 7th, 2007
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Bah. That guy says religion is stupid and it's a given. Totally unnecessary. Especially since it has nothing at all to do with the topic. Religion, fantasy? Pah. Where do these kids come from? Oh yeah, MTV.
December 7th, 2007
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Religion has nothing do to with it dumbass. Or am I just not seeing the frame in the GIF where Jesus is signing the bill?
December 7th, 2007
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Stephanie wut?
December 7th, 2007
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REPORTED FOR OBSCENE IMAGES YOU WILL NOW BE FINED BIATCH
December 7th, 2007
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wtf does child porn have to do with religion?
December 7th, 2007
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lol, internet.
December 7th, 2007
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thank jeebus i live in canada. they cant get me! :D
December 7th, 2007
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Man what the f*ck happened in this thread? :/
December 7th, 2007
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i'm just gonna opt to not get involved in this. everyone is a self-proclaimed genius with an irreproachable ego
December 7th, 2007
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Make that SEXY genius with irreproachable ego, in my case.
December 7th, 2007
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EPIC
December 7th, 2007
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I just shat myself...
December 7th, 2007
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RELIGION CONTROLS THE SPACE ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE FROM THE MOON. AS YOU KNOW "JEWS "ARE ACTUALLY "MOON PEOPLE" FROM "THE MOON" WHO USE "HUMAN DISGUISES" TO ENSLAVE THE "HUMANS". THEY WILL LAUNCH A "NUCLEAR BOMB" AT YOUR "MIND" IN ORDER TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR BABIES. I AM: SMARTEST GENIUS
December 7th, 2007
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CAN YOU IMAGINE, A JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDER?
December 7th, 2007
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EVIL satan controls religion with PIANO
December 7th, 2007
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HILLARY DOSENT STAND A FUGGIN CHANCE!
December 8th, 2007
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Hillary will probably win XD
December 8th, 2007
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Religion is ultimately behind the fact that we think sex is evil and dirty and should be hidden. So yes, this has to do with religion.
December 8th, 2007
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You're an obvious dumbass. You seem to love to spit out circumstantial nonsense. What if a drunk runs into your call and you kill him? DO you deserve life? F*ck no, you'll be charged with Manslaughter and serve less time. As for robbing a bank, its federally insured so YOU don't take the loss, dumbass. And any robbery with the mere mention of "Gun" automatically gets you 5 years. F*ckin tool.
December 8th, 2007
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DungionM, I couldn't agree more. This site had nothing to do with religion but the troubled users of ytmnd's anti-religion defense mechanisms engaged and they started bashing religion. I find it very intriguing how people do that. It bears the same exact signs as someone that is insecure about something. It's going to be very very interesting to see where our society is at when we're in our 50's.
December 8th, 2007
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Society? In thirty years? You jest, my friend.
December 6th, 2007
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unfunny, and yet awesome, plus violent femmes and pushing your daughter down a well. here is your 5.
December 7th, 2007
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heh I'd say we raid them by reporting random sh*t for example hosting the goatse 9000+ times on multiple photobucket accounts and haveing everyone on this site report them all
December 7th, 2007
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Gold. You should date the YTMND instead of saying, yesterday. It'll get old fast.
December 7th, 2007
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Boring.
December 7th, 2007
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goodbye /jb/ ?
December 7th, 2007
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Kiddy porn's always been illegal, politicians just love cranking up the fines on it - they never put any of these bills they pass into tangible use, they just do it to create an illusion of being "TOUGH ON CRIME" and "working hard to PROTECT AMERICA'S CHILDREN" because "CHILDREN are our TOP PRIORITY!" even if bills like this are meaningless and impossible to enforce.
December 7th, 2007
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Never forget: No matter how high the fines are, politicians will always be able to pay for a commodity they enjoy.
December 7th, 2007
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Remember, CHILDREN ARE OUR TOP PRIORITY (as long as it will get us re-elected)
December 7th, 2007
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its spying on your neighbors, thats what it is. and anyone can plant "obscene" pics on anybody's computer, without any trace of proof.
December 7th, 2007
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There goes Stephanie....here comes Hansen. Better go sit over there.
December 7th, 2007
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Behind the bar?
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Afrotech is screwed. I'm naming names
December 7th, 2007
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hopefully his epicness will not make an appearance on this site.
December 7th, 2007
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Korf you bring up another point without even actually mentioning it. Laws cover who they want it to cover. When anyone of any race shoots up middle to upper class it's a big deal. When whiteboy A shoots blackguy (vice versa) B in the ghetto it is no longer a hate crime, it's just a statistic. F*cking human rights have gone out the window. We live in a world where a kid can get tazed for asking John Kerry a question. Last time I checked this country was built on standing up and asking questions.
December 7th, 2007
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Viva La Revolución!
December 7th, 2007
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don't tase me bro lololololololol
December 7th, 2007
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This country was built on the Constitution, which is open to interpretation, unfortunately. If our constitution can be "interpreteted" to allow torture, slavery, wars without support from Congress, etc. then the only place to place blame is on the present people interpreting their "duty" however they damn please.
December 7th, 2007
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Also, this is not a law that is intended to target any specific person, necessarily. It's like the speed limits on California freeways: Every single car on the road at some point is speeding along with everyone next to them because the law is unreasonable, but the cops can pull people over at will and enforce their law "to save lives". This is the same thing here... a child in a "lascivious pose", come on. Who is going to a.) think twice about what a lascivious pose is and b.) figure out where to report it.
December 7th, 2007
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You're talking out of your ass. When anyone shoots anyone the news picks what stories to tell. It doesnt matter what race they are, just what rating they bring in. Please learn your facts before you state your opinion.
December 7th, 2007
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5 for hopeless, boring, pointless, and confusing slide showtmnd.
December 7th, 2007
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reported
December 7th, 2007
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Violent Femmes raises this to a five
December 7th, 2007
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Uh-oh, a "sounds-good" bill, dems will pass it. Bush signs just about everything that isn't totally retarded, and half the stuff that is totally retarded.
December 7th, 2007
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killing my internets? Not on my watch.
December 7th, 2007
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keep yer eyes open.
December 7th, 2007
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is this real?
December 7th, 2007
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You know who one of the two "no" votes was? RON PAUL BITCHES
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need Ron Paul.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need Stephen Colbert.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need Captain Kirk.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need John Luke Pacard.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need a bobsled team.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need McGyver.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need Lando.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna NEED a computer!
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need Brian Peppers, Oh wait...
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need a bigger boat.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna NEDM.
December 7th, 2007
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We're gonna need LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JJJJJJJJEEEEENKINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS
December 7th, 2007
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C-C-C-C-C-CCOMBO BREAKER!
December 7th, 2007
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No. We don't need combo breaker.
December 7th, 2007
(1)
war on drugs ending...WAR ON THE INTERNET STARTING!
December 7th, 2007
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This bill will be killed.™
December 7th, 2007
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We may need to petition G.W. Bush to get him to kill it. Now, I know this sounds like blasphemy, but if we don't swallow our pride, we will never again see Raven Riley swallow cum.
December 7th, 2007
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this site will be killed™
December 7th, 2007
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Our government makes me f*cking sick.
December 7th, 2007
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seconded
December 7th, 2007
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Omg hide the lazytown and pedobear and Brian Peppers! The gov is coming! Let's burn down the internet and get the hell out of here.
December 7th, 2007
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So like if I see an image accidently and then go like wtf now I have to report this crap? Then once I report it they will be like wtf were you doing looking at this picture? I'll say it was an accident and tell them if it wasn't I wouldn't have reported. Then they'll send feds to canvas my hardrive and they won't find any pedo porn but they'll find illegal games and music and then I get screwed by lawsuits from those people and will lose all of my money. Then when I become a homeless person I'll have to...
December 7th, 2007
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fight for scraps of food so I'll get in shape so I can fight other bums for food and booze. At that point I will have gone a bit crazy and will accidently attack a shabby looking dude with a cheeseburger because I thought he was a bum and those bum fighting rules apply but he wouldn't be a bum and I'll go to prison for assault. At this point I'll be fed but I'll have to fend off prison f*gs and my bum fighting skills might not be enough so I'll have to learn even more advanced fighting techniques to defend
December 7th, 2007
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my anus. I'll probably start to fit in but then some dude probably won't leave me alone and I'll have to shank him and hopefully I will get away with it. Once I leave the prison having earned the nickname "The Professor", I won't know how to integrate back into society and will fall into a life of crime with some contacts I got introduced to in prison. I'll end up probably doing hits or gun running for some criminal organization and might settle into a life of crime. A rival crime organization might try to
December 7th, 2007
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take us down though and I will run if I see that the organization is going to fall because I will have made plenty of enemies at the point and will need to run. I'll flee the country with what little money I could gather together without taking notice and will go to Europe. Unfortunately because of our government the money will have the worth of toilet paper and I will have to get a crappy low paying job where a bunch of Euro trash call me a "yank". Eventually I'll hit one of those bastards and then I'll go
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to a European prison until they realize my passport is fake and then they'll deport me to the US where I will be charged for faking identification and for being a hitman and gun runner. I'll make a deal that I'll rat on the rival crime organization as long as I am set free and put under witness protection. However the day before the trial I'll go to an ice cream stand to get crunch bar and the dude who is giving me the ice cream will actually be a hitman and he will shoot me and kill me because my witness
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protection dude had to take a piss (probably was bribed). Then I'll be dead all because of this retarded law where I wasn't actually guilty of looking at freaking pedo porn! But then it will turn out that I had piece of metal under my shirt like in Back to the Future III or that Clint Eastwood Movie. Then I will probably punch Biff a bunch of times until he gets covered in manure. He will probably be like, "Manure, I Hate Manure," but in reality he loves it. Biff will later join Hare Krishna after reading a
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pamphlet given to him at the Denver International Airport. After eating my Crunch Bar, which is delicious, I will probably move back in with my parents. My dad will be retired and my mother has a heart condition. Because of my criminal record, I will probably only be able to get minimum wage jobs after renouncing my life of crime. One day I will be working at McDonalds and my boss will be riding me all day to make Happy Meals faster, and I will fashion a shiv out of a plastic knife just like in prison and
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jab her in the eye. We will be the only two people working that night, as it is 3 AM, i stuff her body in the Freezer and catch a greyhound bus to Mexico. In the scenic location of Ciudad Juárez, I will probably get really drunk and spend the last of my savings and money i stole from Mcdonalds on cheap aging Mexican hookers. These will truly be the happiest days of my life
December 7th, 2007
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See you soon, THE PROFESSOR!
December 7th, 2007
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Thanks for fixing my comment chain and making an alternate ending.
December 7th, 2007
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I enjoyed this comment chain a lot. I like the part about the crunch bar being delicious.
December 7th, 2007
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epic
December 7th, 2007
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good read.
December 8th, 2007
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I thought I was reading Tolkien for a minute there.
December 7th, 2007
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But I pass laws from there!
December 7th, 2007
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lol filibuster
December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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a filibuster without words is like a rose without petals
December 8th, 2007
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a revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
December 7th, 2007
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I love being Canadian. While you're all in jail I'll be jerking to kiddie porn whilst drinking maple syrup.
December 7th, 2007
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I'll bring the poutine, hoser.
December 7th, 2007
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^He's busy rigging elections and building nukes.
December 7th, 2007
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thanks for the heads up. from a political standpoint, however, the House passing a bill doesn't mean sh*t. they pass bills like a crack addict working through an ounce of rock, I wouldn't worry about this actually getting signed into law...
December 7th, 2007
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Dang. No more kiddie porn for me, I guess! (I hope Lazytown4 lives in Canada . . .)
December 7th, 2007
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this is what happens when a bunch of senile old farts who think the internet is a series of tubes make the rules
December 7th, 2007
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Yeah, old farts with some strange grudge against the exploitation of little kids! Down with all of them!
December 7th, 2007
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( . )( . ) # V /#\ / \ Im in ur jailz postin pornz
December 7th, 2007
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to a European prison until they realize my passport is fake and then they'll deport me to the US where I will be charged for faking identification and for being a hitman and gun runner. I'll make a deal that I'll rat on the rival crime organization as long as I am set free and put under witness protection. However the day before the trial I'll go to an ice cream stand to get crunch bar and the dude who is giving me the ice cream will actually be a hitman and he will shoot me and kill me because my witness
December 7th, 2007
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protection dude had to take a piss (probably was bribed). Then I'll be dead all because of this retarded law where I wasn't actually guilty of looking at freaking pedo porn!
December 7th, 2007
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man you guys wrote a lot of stuff
December 7th, 2007
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lawl. yea i wanted to comment this site but the first damn comment on the page was a paragraph and im like.... sigh... i dont even want to get involved.
December 7th, 2007
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Do you want to kiss my lucky egg blommer?
December 7th, 2007
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Nooooooo!! Not the loli!
December 7th, 2007
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So would an anime-style drawing of Stephanie be grounds for a double-punishment?
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to a European prison until they realize my passport is fake and then they'll deport me to the US where I will be charged for faking identification and for being a hitman and gun runner. I'll make a deal that I'll rat on the rival crime organization as long as I am set free and put under witness protection. However the day before the trial I'll go to an ice cream stand to get crunch bar and the dude who is giving me the ice cream will actually be a hitman and he will shoot me and kill me because my witness
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protection dude had to take a piss (probably was bribed). Then I'll be dead all because of this retarded law where I wasn't actually guilty of looking at freaking pedo porn! But then it will turn out that I had piece of metal under my shirt like in Back to the Future III or that Clint Eastwood Movie. Then I will probably punch Biff a bunch of times until he gets covered in manure. He will probably be like, "Manure, I Hate Manure," but in reality he loves it. Biff will later join Hare Krishna after reading a
December 7th, 2007
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I'm so excited, I can't wait to read jimbo7676's next comment addition to his story.
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he finished, but he screwed up. so i hijacked it. but i have lost interest in ruining someones beautiful comment chain
December 7th, 2007
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Ron Paul will save all of our internets. Voat for Freeedom!!!
December 7th, 2007
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I THOUGHT THE ONE MAN TO STOP IT WAS GOING TO BE PACARD AND IT WAS GOING TO BE EPIC
December 7th, 2007
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But seriously. Any laws to obscenity are ridiculous, "I can't explain it, but I'll know it when I see it" isn't really an adequate way to define something from a legal standpoint.
December 7th, 2007
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I'm so sick of Chris Hansen always c*ck blocken me.
December 7th, 2007
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i hope i am reading the domain right...
December 7th, 2007
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This site will be EPIC™
December 7th, 2007
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this site will be killed™
December 7th, 2007
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Quick! Everyone move to Jamaica!
December 7th, 2007
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HOLY F*CK YES EPIC
December 7th, 2007
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JAMAICA WE HAVE A BOBSLED LEGISLATURE!
December 8th, 2007
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Everyone out of the universe!
December 7th, 2007
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outlawing hentai is like trying to outlaw smoking... it just aint gonna happen
December 7th, 2007
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LOL, government having nothing to do trying to find ways to boss people around. LOL, all pictures of facebook and myspace=30k fine. Now theres a line between whats ok and child porn, thats true, but overkill is not the solution.
December 7th, 2007
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Land of the paranoid and home of the damned
December 7th, 2007
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LOL, Chris Hansen '08
December 7th, 2007
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Well made!
December 7th, 2007
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409 control freaks in the congress
December 7th, 2007
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They can take my hentai when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers!
December 7th, 2007
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Hey, I don't know what you talking about. All of these girls are really 18. They just look like they're 10, I swear.
December 7th, 2007
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Screw your political nonsense. Suck on a 1.
December 7th, 2007
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Dubya will save the day
December 7th, 2007
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and then kill some more kids in Iraq
December 7th, 2007
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I doubt it.
December 7th, 2007
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Cause he is the one shooting them, therefore he is killing them.
December 7th, 2007
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MORE LIKE PACARD
December 7th, 2007
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Ron Paul voted no
December 7th, 2007
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rofl, I live in europe.
December 7th, 2007
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RANT: This won't accomplish a damn thing. True, the internet is an irredeemably evil, obscene, and hateful form of media, but kids learn 90% of their obscene thoughts from their f*cking parents, and NOT the internet. What's next? Should we fine a mother for breastfeeding simply because she's showing an underaged individual her breasts? with this type of overprotective mentality, I could actually see that happening in the near future. Kids are gonna see tits eventually, and there is no stopping this.
December 7th, 2007
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I LIKE BOOBIES!
December 7th, 2007
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOOBIES LIKE YOU!
December 7th, 2007
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Yes women have breasts, and we'll never get over that.
December 7th, 2007
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lol uh oh indeed
December 7th, 2007
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As an artist, I feel that we are so f*cked. The road to hell is paved in good intentions.
December 7th, 2007
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Personally, I am going to report all images of underage girls to the government. I mean, what's offensive to me might not be offensive to you, right? Goodbye Disney.
December 7th, 2007
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How are they going to enforce this?
December 7th, 2007
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c*cks
December 7th, 2007
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Remember when they ruled napster as illegal, and anyone pirating music was immediately busted and fined? They're going to enforce this like they enforce every other internet law there is; every now and then they bust someone relatively innocent and make sure it gets media exposure.
December 7th, 2007
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Well, there is a bit of a difference when you're talking "relatively innocent" regarding kiddie porn
December 8th, 2007
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There isn't much variance in innocence one someone passes the threshold of deliberately posting underage pornography, but people being convicted for things like fully clothed people in sultry poses or even a site owner unknowingly hosting something is the equivalent of the 12 year old girl on the news busted for downloading songs. But this site was pacarded so f*ck it and 5.
December 7th, 2007
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Guess who one of the two votes against it was made by? Ron Paul
December 7th, 2007
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Believe it or not, the judicial system is fairly good about maintaining a narrow definition about what's obscene. I don't think this Act will stand a chance once it's challenged in the courts.
December 7th, 2007
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Looks like this may be the end of YTMND
December 7th, 2007
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yeah its all teleco's lobbying wing's objective to wipe out free public wifi. that's it. i doubt it will be enforced at all, or we'll undoubtedly get a major supreme court ruling on it, probably saying that its a gross invasion of civil liberty and privacy.
December 7th, 2007
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also this is what happens when you elect "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" retards
December 7th, 2007
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No more Stephanie websites :( So sad.
December 7th, 2007
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I thought this was ONLY in public Wifi spaces..
December 7th, 2007
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Yes, but if you get caught looking at pedophile-like YTMND sites (i.e. stephanie), then Barnes & Noble can get fined. Also, this will lead to YTMND getting fined. And so goes the story.
December 7th, 2007
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Only in public wifi places so stop fapping at Barnes & Noble.
December 7th, 2007
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NOT MY ANIME!!!!!
December 7th, 2007
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lol whats next internet police?
December 7th, 2007
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I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THEI AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW. I AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MYI AM THE FILIBUSTER AND I WILL DO MY BEST TO PREVENT THIS LAW.
December 7th, 2007
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THANK GOD WE HAVE FILIBUSTER
December 8th, 2007
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I'm not gay, but I kinda feel like I want to f*ck you right now, filibuster.
December 7th, 2007
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A f*ggy newstmnd slideshow AND the information is wrong http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20071206-safe-act-wont-turn-mom-and-pop-shops-into-wifi-cops.html
December 7th, 2007
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*wink*
December 7th, 2007
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"Like Dodd, he [Obama] also co-sponsored the SAFE Act of 2005 and he followed Dodd's lead and vowed to oppose any bill that would grant telecoms immunity for their role in warrantless surveillance."
December 7th, 2007
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It's the COPA act all over again. Don't worry, this won't last long.
December 7th, 2007
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Basically all this does is increase the penalty for an already existing law. Try reading the actual bill rather than what some dipsh*t from an opinion blog feeds you. http://www.thomas.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?c110:2:./temp/~c1106UFKi3::
December 7th, 2007
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f) Protection of Privacy- Nothing in this section shall be construed to require an electronic communication service provider or a remote computing service provider to-- `(1) monitor any user, subscriber, or customer of that provider; `(2) monitor the content of any communication of any person described in paragraph (1); or `(3) affirmatively seek facts or circumstances described in subsection (a)(2).
December 7th, 2007
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And in conclusion. 1 Star for making yet another chicken little political YTMND. But, +1 star because its not one about the patriot act.
December 7th, 2007
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Also. I don't get where you are finding that depictions such as Hentai etc will be considered covered under this. The bill covers child pornography only. The Supreme Court several years ago ruled that animations depicting underage sex were not considered child pornography and were protected expression. So not sure where anyone is getting this idea.
December 7th, 2007
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IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL!
December 7th, 2007
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Does this mean YTMND will get in trouble for all the Stephanie sites? XD
December 7th, 2007
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I'm glad the one man who could help didn't turn to be Lando or Ron Paul.
December 7th, 2007
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I was expecting Max Goldberg.
December 7th, 2007
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Awesomely informative and entertaining
December 7th, 2007
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Ron Paul was one of the congressmen to vote against this bill.
December 7th, 2007
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Religion is the internets magik word, the second you say it, 5 people have already posted their personal opinion before you can refresh to see your comment. Saying the word religion in a topic has a 99.9% chance of derailing the whole discussion in any forum. Its the equivalent of saying the word N*gga as a white guy in the ghetto, before you can finish saying it you have 5 black guys behind you ready to beat and shoot you in the face.
December 7th, 2007
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Bush will veto it, just because he wants to keep seeing hott pictures of stephanie.
December 7th, 2007
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Ron Paul Voted No
December 7th, 2007
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This bill wont do jack sh*t, it simply adds "stiffer" fines as a feel good measure to an existing law. The law is completely inneffective and useless, completely unusable and simply a means of convincing 'the masses' "hey, look voters, we're doing a great job protecting kids" even though it's all in vain.
December 7th, 2007
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1'd for f*ggyness
December 7th, 2007
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LMAO
December 7th, 2007
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I didn't find this funny or entertaining at all.
December 7th, 2007
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But that's not the point! Our freedom to express EPICNESS is at stake here!
December 7th, 2007
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Well that changes everything!
December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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December 7th, 2007
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Many prophets foretold of the ARMEGEDDON COMING IN 2008!! EPIC PICAR HARBRINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! MAYAN CIVILIZATION ETC< NOSTRADOMOUS ETC Many prophets foretold of the ARMEGEDDON COMING IN 2008!! EPIC PICAR HARBRINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! MAYAN CIVILIZATION ETC< NOSTRADOMOUS ETC Many prophets foretold of the ARMEGEDDON COMING IN 2008!! EPIC PICAR HARBRINGER OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! MAYAN CIVILIZATION ETC< NOSTRADOMOUS ETC Many prophets foretold of the ARMEGEDDON COMING IN 2008!! EPIC PICAR HARBRINGER OF THE
December 7th, 2007
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Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY
December 7th, 2007
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Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Al Gore and EPIC PICAR joined forces TO INSTALL CHIPS IN OUR HEADS TO FORCE US TO COONSSERRRVE ENERGY
December 8th, 2007
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I'm cold right now because I WAS THROWING SN*WB*LLS!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSON/COLBERT '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm cold right now because I WAS THROWING SN*WB*LLS!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSON/COLBERT '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm cold right now because I WAS THROWING SN*WB*LLS!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSON/COLBERT '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm cold right now because I WAS THROWING SN*WB*LLS!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSON/COLBERT '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm cold right now because I WAS THROWING SN*WB*LLS!!!!!!!!!!!! DANSON/COLBE
December 7th, 2007
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which bond movie is that? it looks like tim dalton
December 7th, 2007
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That's not Timothy Dalton, it's Pacard!
December 7th, 2007
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money-taped
December 7th, 2007
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I had a feeling this was going to be PACARD
December 8th, 2007
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Picard>Pacard
December 14th, 2007
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KHAN > Kirk > Picard
December 7th, 2007
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got to the second frame, fell asleep and then realized it needed http://morestallone.ytmnd.com/
December 7th, 2007
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vote raised to a 5
December 7th, 2007
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PACARD!!!!
December 7th, 2007
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How DARE they threaten those Jamaican's gold medals! They worked hard for that right to be the best Jamaican Bobsled team EVER!
December 7th, 2007
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PACARD SUCKS STOP MAKING MORE YTMND'S ABOUT THIS SH*TTY GUY!
December 7th, 2007
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my earlier comment has been RETRACTED. 5
December 7th, 2007
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You are the best one by far, Patrick Pacard!!!!!1 OMG EPICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
December 7th, 2007
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David Hasselhoff has also been looking for freedom.
December 7th, 2007
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wow, you just broke my streak of not enjoying pacard sites.
December 7th, 2007
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I voted a 1, but this site got tasteful all of a sudden.
December 7th, 2007
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gay
December 7th, 2007
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If Pacard were to go up against Lando and Ted Danson, who would win?
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