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steakman

December 5th, 2007

5:07:21 PM CST

(4)

crunch OW

kameradwaffel

December 5th, 2007

11:45:10 PM CST

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I thought he was getting stabbed in the crotch at first.

fuzzhammersignifican

December 6th, 2007

2:15:47 AM CST

(13)

why would he do that to someone's arm. what a douche bag

Darxio

December 6th, 2007

3:07:06 AM CST

(0)

That poor arm. =( I agree with the Douche bag comment.

Bob-the-Builder

December 7th, 2007

12:32:42 AM CST

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im not a doctor, but im pretty sure this site has teh gay

ryanmontana

December 7th, 2007

12:46:46 AM CST

(14)

That's such a witty and insightful comment Bob. Build me another one.

wheelyum

December 7th, 2007

3:12:58 PM CST

(2)

ryanmontana for featured user

Bob-the-Builder

December 7th, 2007

3:13:47 PM CST

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im no dentist, but im pretty sure this site has anal seepage and cavities

ryanmontana

December 7th, 2007

6:23:58 PM CST

(4)

Hoo hoo. Good one. What's next...wait lemme guess..."im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes"

Bob-the-Builder

December 8th, 2007

7:17:59 PM CST

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im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes

ryanmontana

December 8th, 2007

9:28:38 PM CST

(2)

What a maroon...

Xanthus1

December 9th, 2007

3:25:15 AM CST

(0)

Keep going Bob. :D

Bob-the-Builder

December 9th, 2007

1:39:45 PM CST

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im no life insurance salesman, but this site has a pretty good 401-GAY and a nice roth IRGAY

Vzamm

December 12th, 2007

10:37:04 PM CST

(3)

Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's *ss so HARD...

Vzamm

December 12th, 2007

10:37:39 PM CST

(1)

that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!

refuse-bin

December 13th, 2007

1:56:36 AM CST

(0)

Meh

FalconEddie

December 5th, 2007

5:09:43 PM CST

(1)

win win win win

laundry

December 5th, 2007

5:11:27 PM CST

(8)

can I get that broken arm gift wrapped?

dmaz

December 5th, 2007

5:12:34 PM CST

(1)

rofl

hanktherapper

December 5th, 2007

5:12:55 PM CST

(1)

Painful

fourest

December 5th, 2007

5:13:09 PM CST

(0)

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lol

Shelverman

December 5th, 2007

5:13:20 PM CST

(3)

*LOL* Great job on the synch.

fearcondom

December 5th, 2007

5:31:06 PM CST

(0)

ju wanna call the cops?

wisdumcube

December 5th, 2007

5:39:33 PM CST

(9)

AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH

SMZ

December 5th, 2007

9:07:03 PM CST

(3)

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

lawnchair

December 6th, 2007

12:03:13 PM CST

(3)

AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

CreepPipe

December 5th, 2007

5:44:14 PM CST

(12)

Note to self: Never get an erection in the presence of John Claude Van Damme.

wisdumcube

December 5th, 2007

5:45:50 PM CST

(1)

broke dick

steakman

December 5th, 2007

6:06:13 PM CST

(0)

!quotepipe

money-hat

December 5th, 2007

8:20:04 PM CST

(6)

Well, it's probably safe, unless you're dumb enough to come up behind him and smack him on the shoulder with it!

twentyTWO

December 5th, 2007

8:21:41 PM CST

(3)

@ CreepPipe: Jean Claude Van Damme, in his newest movie.... Brokedick Fountain.

the8ball

December 5th, 2007

5:57:44 PM CST

(9)

Merry Mullets!

red-wolf76

December 6th, 2007

11:57:54 AM CST

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Hehe... I guess safety's not guaranteed.

Azik

December 5th, 2007

6:04:15 PM CST

(9)

Van Damme takes care of Santa's naughty list.

cakmasta

December 5th, 2007

6:14:36 PM CST

(1)

5'd for epic holiday perm mullet

Ownager

December 5th, 2007

6:40:34 PM CST

(0)

Victory.

brucedlx

December 5th, 2007

6:43:35 PM CST

(-1)

Jean Claude van Mullet says nighty night bitches

Kilroyx

December 5th, 2007

7:59:35 PM CST

(-1)

Basic joint locks for the... for the basic joint locks.

drew00c

December 5th, 2007

8:39:04 PM CST

(2)

Nice work, man. How can I NOT 5 a Van Damme site?

drew00c

December 5th, 2007

8:41:57 PM CST

(8)

also, is it just me or does the sound FX in Hard Target sound really cheap? it sounds like the simultaneous opening and crushing of an aluminum can to me...

Wootsat

December 6th, 2007

1:16:58 AM CST

(0)

haha

muhammed-olie

December 5th, 2007

9:51:20 PM CST

(4)

Thats my kind of greeting card.

WarriorForTruth

December 5th, 2007

10:49:31 PM CST

(1)

5 for key words

kittyblender

December 5th, 2007

10:51:38 PM CST

(0)

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(0)

40mg oxycontin llllllllllll

roq

December 5th, 2007

11:05:06 PM CST

(-1)

Yo Santa, here's my list. I'd like 2 broken arms by Van Damme, dislocated legs by Chuck Norris, and permanent paralysis courtesy of David Tua.

jasonkrowe

December 5th, 2007

11:12:41 PM CST

(-1)

*SNAP* Bow to your sensei!

micfri

December 5th, 2007

11:29:35 PM CST

(0)

you nailed it man

lowcast

December 5th, 2007

11:30:03 PM CST

(1)

damn holidays.

pr0m37h3u5

December 6th, 2007

12:38:46 AM CST

(1)

thats the most i've laughed in a while

kenplaysviola

December 6th, 2007

12:53:31 AM CST

(1)

Too freaking funny

DarthWang

December 6th, 2007

1:25:01 AM CST

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pulseczar101

December 6th, 2007

1:39:23 AM CST

(1)

Why don't you take your pig stick... and your boyfriend... and take the next bus out of here?

capnskull

December 6th, 2007

2:06:02 AM CST

(1)

Give me your carrot cake.

ryanmontana

December 6th, 2007

1:41:36 PM CST

(0)

Give me your cornucopia.

Metallicutz

December 6th, 2007

3:06:25 AM CST

(-1)

*SNAP* OW my arm!

jakfox84

December 6th, 2007

4:37:13 AM CST

(1)

I laughed out loud.

jm8da2K

December 6th, 2007

6:38:49 AM CST

(2)

OH SNAP!

JasonFrost

December 6th, 2007

6:50:35 AM CST

(-1)

superbe

Snazzle89

December 6th, 2007

8:39:06 AM CST

(0)

i laffed

dickloserman

December 6th, 2007

11:18:14 AM CST

(0)

Also mullets

IdNemesis

December 6th, 2007

11:39:24 AM CST

(2)

That crunch is the sound of twisting the core of a head of lettuce.

Vogrim

December 6th, 2007

3:01:35 PM CST

(0)

Honestly not seeing what's so great about this.

Bob-the-Builder

December 6th, 2007

3:08:33 PM CST

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wow...this is retarded

December 6th, 2007

(0)

December 6th, 2007

(0)

<3 happy holidays to you too, ya f*ckin wankers :D

apmarkey

December 6th, 2007

4:35:10 PM CST

(0)

lol, description

Norris777

December 6th, 2007

5:05:15 PM CST

(1)

5'd for mullet

zippeh

December 6th, 2007

6:20:30 PM CST

(0)

hahahaa

wallet

December 6th, 2007

7:17:24 PM CST

(0)

bad sync but awesome

cc21

December 6th, 2007

8:02:40 PM CST

(0)

For my birthday he punched me in the nuts and told me it was a blood sport

easycougar

December 6th, 2007

9:33:48 PM CST

(0)

holiday cheer at its best

December 6th, 2007

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December 6th, 2007

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This is a metaphor for creativity, and Van Damme (much like his movies) is sent to destroy it.

btk88

December 7th, 2007

1:36:06 AM CST

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lol

h2sbOwnzU

December 7th, 2007

10:44:02 AM CST

(0)

Why am I suddenly excited about Christmas?

shiggityschwa

December 7th, 2007

3:04:57 PM CST

(0)

Bad guy shouldn't have grabbed Jean Claude's wrist. That'll learn 'em.

milkmanv1

December 7th, 2007

6:36:19 PM CST

(0)

AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

itharius

December 8th, 2007

1:15:42 PM CST

(1)

5'd for keyword.

Bob-the-Builder

December 8th, 2007

7:17:27 PM CST

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im no lawyer, but im pretty sure this site is guilty of horribly raping my eyes

timb0nic

December 9th, 2007

4:24:51 AM CST

(0)

+5000 for JCVD

TheCheese33

December 9th, 2007

3:42:48 PM CST

(1)

His face is priceless

maddog00

December 10th, 2007

9:35:05 AM CST

(0)

Fix sync for the 5

scornforsega

December 12th, 2007

4:32:59 PM CST

(0)

Chuck Norris next, please.

mario0318

December 13th, 2007

9:44:22 PM CST

(0)

Merry Christmas, movie extra. -JCVD

eNVeeROC

December 15th, 2007

8:13:05 PM CST

(0)

Alright... That was a pants pisser....

ONLYoneCANNOLI

December 19th, 2007

5:54:13 PM CST

(0)

hilarious

GordonFremen

January 11th, 2008

1:16:41 AM CST

(0)

Joyeux Noel, motherf*cker.

AndySavage

January 30th, 2008

11:06:00 PM CST

(1)

I wonder what Luke Wilson did to deserve getting his arm broken

capnskull

February 2nd, 2008

12:53:41 PM CST

(0)

stole my bike.

BossHoss686

March 12th, 2008

5:33:38 PM CDT

(0)

lol cool one, yeah i f*cked it up

arms

March 17th, 2008

12:29:41 PM CDT

(0)

This offends me. 5.

icenine0

May 17th, 2008

6:38:17 PM CDT

(1)

crispety crunchety peanut buttery

pussinboots

September 20th, 2008

8:10:17 PM CDT

(1)

o my god that is crunchy

pussinboots

November 26th, 2008

10:15:05 AM CST

(0)

Dude i f*cking love your sites XD

NCC-1701-D

December 17th, 2009

9:46:09 PM CST

(0)

i need to watch that movie....

MikStarYo

December 19th, 2009

12:44:50 PM CST

(0)

I don't understand how 2007 people are replying to a 2009 comment

ryanmontana

December 21st, 2009

12:44:35 AM CST

(0)

Calm down Mel!

ytmnd123456

February 3rd, 2010

6:30:15 AM CST

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