Dakota is Rescued
Created on: December 4th, 2007
Dakota is Rescued
NiteSky 
dakotasaved.ytmnd.com
And just when all hope seems to be lost, a figure emerges from the shadows. Credit to fearcondom for the initial gif and audio.
War Of The Worlds (fearcondom & myself)
Dead Can Dance - The Host of Seraphim

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ahart
December 4th, 2007
9:51:16 PM CST
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F*CK DAKOTA FANNING. That role was originally supposed too go to me, yo. First of all, she came to the audition an hour late after I was had already given my monologue and was closing the deal with Mr. Speilberg. Being the nice guy that I am, I told Mr. speilberg to give her just one chance, and that was the last I heard from them. Dakota Fanning is a f*ckin bitch.
Turtleproof
December 4th, 2007
9:55:52 PM CST
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I couldn't remember what this song is from, and then oh god it all came back. They played this song while The Punisher did a victory lap around all the punk foo's at the Stephen King Supermarket.
steakman
December 4th, 2007
9:56:22 PM CST
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he stole the idea from me http://tomdiscoversjeezuz.ytmnd.com/
tkx7
December 4th, 2007
9:56:32 PM CST
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tom cruise is known for alot of things, but never soliciting sex online with a child
wisdumcube
December 4th, 2007
10:23:30 PM CST
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why don't you have a seat over here please.
Father-McKenzie
December 4th, 2007
10:25:46 PM CST
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congratulations on getting to the your the man now dog hall of fame
DoomFrost
December 4th, 2007
10:35:53 PM CST
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Dakota Fanning is Cruise control for Tom
Mephistopheles
December 4th, 2007
10:42:46 PM CST
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You're on national television with Dateline NBC...
Refractor
December 4th, 2007
11:07:29 PM CST
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ownd
fearcondom
December 4th, 2007
11:36:09 PM CST
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there's a part in the film where dakota is looking out of the back of a car as it pulls away and one of the scenes where tom is running could be combined as if he's chasing after her after she's been rescued, otherwise she never really gets "saved" because it's a loop and the nightmare continues
NiteSky
December 4th, 2007
11:43:36 PM CST
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"...and the nightmare continues." Right on, haha.
dmaz
December 4th, 2007
11:45:40 PM CST
(0)
lol ur on a roll my man
danj3ris
December 5th, 2007
12:17:16 AM CST
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I was waiting for a slit throat. But that would be too violent for YTMND.
WAFFLEZ
December 5th, 2007
1:16:17 AM CST
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I was going to give this a 3 but it just doesn't work with this site. It's Tom Cruise. This idea would have been alright in a context where the idea was cohesive, but with a guy trapped in the closet it just doesn't work. I don't even know if Operating Thetans are allowed to have sex.
LaMosca
December 5th, 2007
2:36:52 AM CST
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I'm Chris Hanson.
hahawierdo
December 5th, 2007
6:01:05 AM CST
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ha ha i get it! $_$
Ownager
December 5th, 2007
6:10:06 AM CST
(1)
Better than the original.
SaberToothDonkeyWolf
December 5th, 2007
7:03:19 AM CST
(3)
Why don't you take a seat in the top 15... grats!
BillyZane
December 5th, 2007
7:52:02 AM CST
(2)
Chris Hansen just looks like such an angel. He truly is going to save her. I just know it.
Dingo
December 5th, 2007
8:04:42 AM CST
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Oh god that's just creepy as hell. Waiting for a Scientology version of this.
esc861
December 5th, 2007
9:59:52 AM CST
(1)
Come on in! There are some chocolate chip cookies on the table.
milkmanv1
December 8th, 2007
3:47:35 AM CST
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I'll be right back, I just gotta put these clothes in the washer!
DefenderofFuture
December 5th, 2007
10:07:36 AM CST
(1)
Better than the original. And the original is pretty good...
IdNemesis
December 5th, 2007
11:13:04 AM CST
(0)
Holy sh*t.
Diamondblade
December 5th, 2007
11:35:56 AM CST
(0)
Lucky!
disophisis
December 5th, 2007
12:09:17 PM CST
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lmfao chris hansen in the background LMFAO.. Uhh, can I ask you what you're doing here? How long have you known this girl?
agentstinky
December 5th, 2007
12:10:19 PM CST
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Chris Hansen is my hero!
chundarr
December 5th, 2007
1:02:48 PM CST
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better the pedos should get her than the scientologists. HI, I'M BECK HANSEN
dkeizer05
December 5th, 2007
1:06:57 PM CST
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It could have used a little Chris Hanson rhetoric, but otherwise Boom Shakalaka!
Kouvre
December 5th, 2007
1:36:54 PM CST
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I lol'd
Gestorte
December 5th, 2007
1:41:46 PM CST
(0)
YOU WIN!
MasterAL
December 5th, 2007
1:54:49 PM CST
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Please add in "Why don't you have seat over there?"
MrT-Time
December 5th, 2007
2:08:29 PM CST
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hmm, butt sex ?
Mikewee777
December 5th, 2007
3:12:15 PM CST
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"SEX with little girls" is what he's caught doing. "The armed Scientologists forced him to do it" will be his lawyer's legitimate excuse.
Drakk
December 5th, 2007
4:29:30 PM CST
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5'd for dead can dance and statutory rape.
Pahndha
December 5th, 2007
4:34:24 PM CST
(0)
she was a lot more than statutory
jax1492
December 5th, 2007
4:34:03 PM CST
(0)
lol chris hanson ftw!
omgbomb
December 5th, 2007
4:41:02 PM CST
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this is probably the worst site on the front page
drew00c
December 5th, 2007
8:46:00 PM CST
(0)
oh snap Chris Hanson'd!
Liquid-Snake
December 5th, 2007
9:15:06 PM CST
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I'm Chris Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
ColdStone
December 5th, 2007
9:56:08 PM CST
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Has he come to save her, or join in?
micfri
December 5th, 2007
11:27:50 PM CST
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nice music choice
DarthWang
December 6th, 2007
1:26:16 AM CST
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LOL PEDOPHILIA JOKES
captainlolz
December 6th, 2007
1:30:39 AM CST
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LOL PEDOPHILIA JOKES
nutnics
December 6th, 2007
4:59:21 PM CST
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One of the best sites ever made
Rodriku
December 6th, 2007
5:28:15 PM CST
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Why don't you have a seat right over there, Tom Cruise?! >:O
Dystopian
December 7th, 2007
2:02:39 AM CST
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4 stars alone for including Dead Can Dance ^^
ONLYoneCANNOLI
December 7th, 2007
5:46:20 AM CST
(0)
awesome
machoul
December 7th, 2007
3:39:30 PM CST
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wow - that song from the mist awesome site
Mooshu
December 7th, 2007
7:39:28 PM CST
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Can I rape you anally... I'm going to stick my ____ ____ up your _____.
CaptainCommunism
December 8th, 2007
12:13:05 AM CST
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Take a seat , preferably over there ->FBI
milkmanv1
December 8th, 2007
3:46:02 AM CST
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Tom cruise didnt see the ep where I tried the same thing
Blizz
December 8th, 2007
6:22:58 PM CST
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rofl