Join the Empire Today!
Created on: December 4th, 2007
Join the Empire Today!
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monkmaster
December 4th, 2007
3:12:51 PM CST
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Call Empire today.
Vigrash
December 4th, 2007
4:21:54 PM CST
(4)
Today!
C-Euro
December 4th, 2007
4:54:09 PM CST
(8)
The best part is, I've seen these commercials before. Is this just a Southeast Michigan thing?
eluko79
December 4th, 2007
5:16:17 PM CST
(0)
Its in Chicago and Minneapolis too.
DieHounderdoggen
December 4th, 2007
5:24:11 PM CST
(4)
I f*ckin hate that ad!
tkx7
December 4th, 2007
5:26:07 PM CST
(3)
I think C-Euro is thinking of 'Tool Time' staring Tim Allen
AlexCull
December 4th, 2007
5:38:06 PM CST
(0)
Also in Philadelphia.
highbuzz
December 4th, 2007
6:02:34 PM CST
(0)
Also in Dallas Texas
MisterTusk
December 4th, 2007
6:08:12 PM CST
(5)
And Portland Oregon! The Empire has stretched it's forces wide across the land...
OMGWTFBBG
December 4th, 2007
6:14:53 PM CST
(24)
And then they're going to Washington DC to take back the Whitehouse! Call Empire TodAAUUUGGGHHH!
IAmTheWalrus212
December 4th, 2007
6:22:57 PM CST
(0)
outside hartford, CT too
GoldDean
December 4th, 2007
7:26:50 PM CST
(1)
Also around Boston.
smoothie
December 4th, 2007
8:43:55 PM CST
(3)
also canada
TetrisAnarchist
December 4th, 2007
10:38:19 PM CST
(1)
It is green.
tariqalsuave
December 4th, 2007
10:54:33 PM CST
(0)
I aways thought this was local (DC suburbs), because of the low quality of the ad.
FartHack
December 4th, 2007
11:31:05 PM CST
(0)
It's here in Virginia as well.
NESer
December 4th, 2007
11:36:18 PM CST
(0)
They ran it when I lived in California, But they don't run it here in Prescott (Middle/Northern) Arizona.
capungo
December 4th, 2007
11:54:05 PM CST
(1)
Also, NYC
Coldmetal
December 5th, 2007
12:53:42 AM CST
(0)
Also Philadelphia.
OreoForius
December 5th, 2007
12:55:41 AM CST
(0)
And Maryland.
mikekz
December 5th, 2007
12:58:34 AM CST
(0)
And Arnold-ville, AKA California.
Econojon
December 5th, 2007
1:15:23 AM CST
(12)
And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the Empire! YYYAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
cranberrysauce
December 5th, 2007
1:49:24 AM CST
(0)
Also Seattle
Mokai
December 5th, 2007
4:21:24 AM CST
(0)
Ohio reporting in. We get it, too.
GhettoBooty
December 5th, 2007
6:02:56 AM CST
(0)
Also Milwaukee!!
Kernowyom
December 5th, 2007
6:24:19 AM CST
(0)
And England too.... the cost for a call out is quite reasonable.
BillyZane
December 5th, 2007
7:47:06 AM CST
(1)
hahaha i was waiting for hurricane dean to chime in.
MasterAL
December 5th, 2007
1:52:21 PM CST
(0)
It's in Toledo, Northwest Ohio.
ultimaz
December 5th, 2007
2:05:08 PM CST
(10)
Also Poland
Klik
December 5th, 2007
2:09:18 PM CST
(8)
also c*cks.
wrecksan
December 5th, 2007
3:25:37 PM CST
(1)
And Tatooine.
MercZ
December 5th, 2007
3:51:55 PM CST
(4)
They're all over America.
GordonGekko
December 5th, 2007
5:57:03 PM CST
(2)
darth vader: merciless killing, galactic conquest, laminate hardwood flooring
Vmaster
December 5th, 2007
8:05:07 PM CST
(-3)
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also Poland
theanalogkid
December 8th, 2007
9:10:23 PM CST
(-1)
They're going to take back the white house YEAHHHAWW!
itharius
December 9th, 2007
9:06:51 PM CST
(0)
Also everywhere in the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom.
itharius
December 9th, 2007
9:07:48 PM CST
(-7)
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Also, c*ck. c-c-c-c-c-c-combobreaker!
Kacen
December 4th, 2007
3:14:36 PM CST
(0)
brain f*ck
Rellik
December 4th, 2007
3:18:25 PM CST
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You have made a downvoter upvote, I applaud you.
Father-McKenzie
December 4th, 2007
3:18:43 PM CST
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instead of today, blare NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and it will be perfect
Captain-L337
December 4th, 2007
3:24:49 PM CST
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needs a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
CrimsnRoc
December 4th, 2007
3:26:05 PM CST
(0)
Ha! I thought those commercials only ran in my city . . . I'm an elitist punk.
Herald77
December 4th, 2007
3:28:19 PM CST
(0)
I was going to one this, but it is better than every other piece of sh*t on thw U&C, so 5d.
chronster
December 4th, 2007
3:35:46 PM CST
(0)
much better!
icenine0
December 4th, 2007
3:41:09 PM CST
(0)
He puts on a tough act, but he's really just one of the guys. Y'know, I think I could really look at working with this outfit.
crazyphoenix
December 4th, 2007
4:07:30 PM CST
(4)
low pitch = vader always and forever
egonym
December 4th, 2007
4:23:03 PM CST
(0)
ugh
AdrienofSound
December 4th, 2007
4:37:58 PM CST
(20)
Jesus was a carpenter. Vader was a carpeter.
Locke5
December 4th, 2007
6:22:14 PM CST
(0)
Comment of the day.
Mr-Aran
December 5th, 2007
1:24:46 AM CST
(0)
Vader saved us all, never forget.
DohDohs
December 9th, 2007
9:29:22 AM CST
(0)
Then Vader & I have that in common, for I too enjoy the carpet.
Joeynjoey
December 4th, 2007
4:52:39 PM CST
(0)
hahahaha
Dreamparacite
December 4th, 2007
5:17:48 PM CST
(0)
I remember that! I used to live in Chicago...good stuff.
Eldred
December 4th, 2007
5:24:56 PM CST
(0)
Ownager
December 4th, 2007
5:33:28 PM CST
(1)
Meh
g0ast
December 4th, 2007
5:36:40 PM CST
(0)
You're looking at today sir. Everything that happens today is happening today. When will then be today? Today.
wisdumcube
December 4th, 2007
5:40:40 PM CST
(1)
hmmm not feeling this one. its alright I guess.
Godot
December 4th, 2007
6:08:47 PM CST
(0)
:) I'm laughing my @ss off! ROFL.
jimmywu001
December 4th, 2007
6:24:35 PM CST
(1)
i thouhgt this was only chicago also.
BUKU
December 5th, 2007
12:14:15 PM CST
(0)
It used to be just Chicago... now it's truly an Empire.
ambulo
December 4th, 2007
6:40:28 PM CST
(0)
AWESOME
Grimm22
December 4th, 2007
6:46:08 PM CST
(0)
whoa this thing is from outside CT?
dasmoose
December 4th, 2007
6:50:53 PM CST
(0)
call for next day window treatments too!
Burdell
December 4th, 2007
6:50:54 PM CST
(0)
I've seen it in Atlanta
drew00c
December 4th, 2007
6:50:56 PM CST
(2)
turning the most annoying jingle in recent memory into gold...
Burdell
December 4th, 2007
6:56:09 PM CST
(0)
I love ytmnd's that lampoon commercials, TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHIX
Rasico
December 4th, 2007
6:59:58 PM CST
(0)
lol ok, you get a 5
GregGumballs
December 4th, 2007
7:30:56 PM CST
(0)
needs http://morestallone.ytmnd.com/
duckferret
December 4th, 2007
7:39:58 PM CST
(0)
5
MEO
December 4th, 2007
7:52:01 PM CST
(0)
f*ck yes
deliman
December 4th, 2007
8:00:09 PM CST
(0)
the funniest thing is the name of the company is actually "Empire Today"
drunk-ewok
December 5th, 2007
10:56:23 AM CST
(2)
didn't believe you so I looked it up. What in hell? So when he says call empire today he doesn't mean today he just means call them whenever.
tariqalsuave
December 6th, 2007
1:17:36 AM CST
(0)
^ yub yub.
dmaz
December 4th, 2007
8:29:27 PM CST
(-2)
this is amazing
PastorTravis
December 4th, 2007
8:33:14 PM CST
(0)
It shows in Missouri too, also, great concept.
jax1492
December 4th, 2007
8:52:38 PM CST
(0)
omfg i hate that commercial!
Twinsen
December 4th, 2007
8:53:49 PM CST
(0)
5 because this is the least funny thing I've seen in a week or so
tkNukem
December 4th, 2007
8:58:21 PM CST
(0)
f*cking ace
Scockery
December 4th, 2007
9:28:56 PM CST
(2)
Vader does gutters, too.
Bobdole23
December 4th, 2007
9:41:55 PM CST
(0)
5 for sound
thejoeman14
December 4th, 2007
9:57:40 PM CST
(0)
bwoooohoohahaha CT! If he's almost nation wide why are his commercials so sh*tty?
ILoveRuM
December 4th, 2007
10:50:52 PM CST
(0)
Now this is professional, high grade editing. Total five.
ballzass91
December 4th, 2007
11:21:02 PM CST
(0)
also rhode island, also: http://fiveeighteighttwo300.ytmnd.com/ http://empirecarpetforce.ytmnd.com/ circa 2006
mattdog1000000
December 4th, 2007
11:23:27 PM CST
(0)
I'm from Chicago, and I've been watching Empire Carpet commercials my entire life (I should, it started here) and seeing a YTMND of it fills me with joy!
bobotheking
December 4th, 2007
11:30:52 PM CST
(1)
Get a leg up on the pile and refinance your dreams! Just come along down and dial 555-5-555-8-555-55-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY!
DefenderofFuture
December 5th, 2007
12:04:48 AM CST
(0)
Someone needed to do this.
Reject
December 5th, 2007
12:23:26 AM CST
(0)
For laying great carpet, he should be rewarded with great helmet
spamb0y
December 5th, 2007
12:38:09 AM CST
(0)
muhammad on a stick! I havn't laughed at a ytmnd this hard in months (maybe years). Thanks!
DarthWang
December 5th, 2007
1:39:35 AM CST
(0)
4
Wootsat
December 5th, 2007
2:46:16 AM CST
(0)
hahah
timb0nic
December 5th, 2007
3:36:28 AM CST
(0)
LOL good shyt I thought this co. was only around where I lived.. =8
dbomob
December 5th, 2007
3:59:25 AM CST
(1)
also in northern virginia, richmond virginia, and dc.
Goyutan
December 5th, 2007
4:13:38 AM CST
(0)
323256
SageOverride
December 5th, 2007
5:10:02 AM CST
(-2)
For the rate that's best, call Cost-U-Less: 800-390-SAVE.
veritechryan
December 5th, 2007
6:58:54 AM CST
(0)
every time i see this commercial in Phoenix, az i've thought that
Stig
December 5th, 2007
8:58:40 AM CST
(1)
Empire we have carpet team!
Smith-Man
December 5th, 2007
9:17:32 AM CST
(0)
You got to it before me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kentriccubed
December 5th, 2007
11:17:43 AM CST
(0)
Kick Ace
skaneinateit
December 5th, 2007
12:04:49 PM CST
(0)
first one to get me to betray the lawl today.
Hulloder
December 5th, 2007
12:08:41 PM CST
(2)
I told you to remain on the command ship
ONLYoneCANNOLI
December 5th, 2007
12:33:51 PM CST
(0)
amazing
Foiz5000
December 5th, 2007
1:30:10 PM CST
(0)
a fine example of a ytmnd, this is the kind of stuff its about right here.
Hirachi
December 5th, 2007
1:44:55 PM CST
(0)
OMG I see that on TV everyday! 6'd
Goneja
December 5th, 2007
3:16:44 PM CST
(3)
why would you cut out the horribly gay 1-note bass riff? essential
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
December 5th, 2007
7:23:25 PM CST
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Sound distortion and a photoshopped Vader helm=poor ytmnd.
Eldebo
December 5th, 2007
7:23:50 PM CST
(0)
The Death Star is a happy little mascot!
Biolum
December 5th, 2007
7:45:32 PM CST
(0)
Thats the new commercial. The old one was a cartoon and it was better imho.
Fieron
December 5th, 2007
7:58:32 PM CST
(0)
omg f*cking lawl
ChaosDeathSaurer
December 5th, 2007
8:15:00 PM CST
(1)
A quick sync adjustment is in order. As it is, it's a bit off.
GucheHair
December 5th, 2007
8:18:35 PM CST
(1)
I cannot stress how awesome it would be to have the Dark Lord of the Sith come to my house and lay down some scotchguard carpeting.
SMZ
December 5th, 2007
9:29:41 PM CST
(0)
That jingle gets stuck in my head occasionally
ColdStone
December 5th, 2007
9:50:44 PM CST
(0)
I am crying with laughter here. Thank you for this, truly.
surfinbrant
December 5th, 2007
9:54:52 PM CST
(0)
It was only a matter of time before this was to be done!
micfri
December 5th, 2007
11:27:00 PM CST
(0)
nicely done
Triclyde
December 5th, 2007
11:35:32 PM CST
(0)
The first half second...I started cracking up...I couldn't stop for another 5 minutes...this wins.
Hulloder
December 5th, 2007
11:57:04 PM CST
(0)
you may have put vader's head on the guy but he's still rolling carpets. there's nothing dark about carpets
manish
December 6th, 2007
4:20:03 PM CST
(0)
took me a second then i was like f*ck yes
Wesyeed
December 9th, 2007
4:30:54 AM CST
(0)
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ha hah aha ha ha haaaaa win
CBAM
December 9th, 2007
1:35:54 PM CST
(0)
U live in Jersey? Haha!
splatterhouse5
December 9th, 2007
4:23:10 PM CST
(0)
Me Laughs
AgentKoopa
December 9th, 2007
7:20:44 PM CST
(0)
I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!
Phoojoeniam
February 23rd, 2008
3:48:55 PM CST
(0)
This YTMND saved my life...
sigo31a
April 10th, 2008
10:54:30 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha f*cking awesome.
Hulloder
June 1st, 2008
2:34:59 PM CDT
(0)
lol it's slow because it's vadre!!
FowderSoap
September 10th, 2008
7:02:44 PM CDT
(0)
Dudeguy- do you live in New England? I'm from Massachusetts and I see that freakin' ad constantly!
MuffinBear
July 7th, 2009
11:44:49 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA its on in Florida too
MuffinBear
August 29th, 2009
6:18:45 PM CDT
(0)
ahh blow it out yer *ss >:0
MuffinBear
August 29th, 2009
6:19:40 PM CDT
(0)
no, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! how do i delete my comment?
MuffinBear
November 7th, 2009
4:08:42 PM CST
(0)
:0
BOOMcumshot
November 7th, 2009
4:09:24 PM CST
(0)
Go back to f*cking a sheep; the computer is for big boys & girls.
MuffinBear
November 7th, 2009
5:25:20 PM CST
(0)
you keep your ideas to yourself butt hole >:0
Marlboro27
April 28th, 2011
11:48:53 AM CDT
(0)
RIP
Fluk3
May 26th, 2013
8:07:30 PM CDT
(0)
Call me maybe
Phoojoeniam
June 14th, 2020
12:46:28 AM CDT
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