Thanksgiving didn't start out being all about food. It was largely religious and generally humble. The first people to celebrate thanksgiving used spoons because they felt that forks were too fancy. It wasn't made a holiday until Lincoln declared it one, and ever since it's been a strictly American holiday just like the super bowl. The ONLY reason any euro trash would hate America for having this holiday is because they are jealous and their mouths are watery. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

madDogSoldier

November 22nd, 2007

5:28:06 PM CST

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Of course no other country celebrates it. Because it is an AMERICAN holiday, idiot.

Vigrash

November 22nd, 2007

5:54:35 PM CST

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Excuse me chronster, madDogSol and all you others saying only Amercians saying you're the olny ones who celebrate Thanksgiving. I'm Canadian and I celebrate Thanksgiving too. All Canadians do. We just have it in October, because we're impatient. So bascially, we NINJA'D YO F*CKING HOLIDAYS BIAATCH!

fuzzhammersignifican

November 22nd, 2007

6:04:26 PM CST

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american and canadian thanksgivings are just a reiterations of the european Harvest festivals, its nothing new

Helkranas

November 22nd, 2007

9:05:56 PM CST

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teh-orange seems to have a theme going on. can someone say bitter?

superstatguy

November 23rd, 2007

2:32:54 AM CST

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teh-orange is a stupid f*ggot. Also, this explains why William Shatner is fat right now.

mrnoodle

November 23rd, 2007

10:01:46 AM CST

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don't make us invade. cuz we will.

disophisis

November 24th, 2007

8:56:00 AM CST

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I'm here, no worries.

Fleeflicker

November 25th, 2007

2:33:16 PM CST

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fuzzhammer: Canadian Thanksgiving? What's that like a card board box of poutine and some Molson Canadian?

fuzzhammersignifican

November 28th, 2007

12:55:35 AM CST

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traditionally, we canadians have sex with dogs to celebrate. and then we eat them with noodle soup

ecw92

November 22nd, 2007

12:25:42 PM CST

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lol

s3m1lol

November 22nd, 2007

12:29:06 PM CST

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Too awesome.

wick

November 22nd, 2007

12:45:05 PM CST

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this is going to go viral

hanktherapper

November 22nd, 2007

12:49:17 PM CST

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well done.

roq

November 22nd, 2007

1:13:47 PM CST

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that meat was soaked in grandma's extra spicy barbecue sauce, he's burning up.

Kooter

November 22nd, 2007

1:40:46 PM CST

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stupid jew piece of sh*t

fearcondom

November 22nd, 2007

2:08:31 PM CST

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you made those eating noises didn't you? you must have felt very silly while making them...

easycougar

November 22nd, 2007

10:50:58 PM CST

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I did make them and you're absolutely right, I felt like a total dick.

Grayfox354

November 23rd, 2007

2:32:30 PM CST

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Also c*cks.

Crusty

November 23rd, 2007

3:47:27 PM CST

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It sounds like you were eating from a jumbo can of Campbell's Pork & Beans. I'm right, aren't I?

DukeNuke

November 22nd, 2007

2:12:31 PM CST

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We're going to run out of cake at this rate...

GoodDaySir

November 24th, 2007

7:52:18 AM CST

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i believe he was eating pie

Riketorian

November 22nd, 2007

2:18:04 PM CST

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niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wisdumcube

November 22nd, 2007

2:23:40 PM CST

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I KHAN't get enough turkey.

VoiceMail

November 25th, 2007

4:50:12 PM CST

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Same for me with the KHANed corn.

OMGWTFBBQ420

November 22nd, 2007

2:24:27 PM CST

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lol

roq

November 22nd, 2007

2:35:02 PM CST

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Spock, transport spoonful of cranberry sauce to my mouth immediately. That's an order.

madDogSoldier

November 22nd, 2007

5:29:08 PM CST

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I think you mean "Mr. Scott"

Vigrash

November 22nd, 2007

5:56:14 PM CST

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I think you mean "KHAAAAAAAAAN!"

wowbagger2004

November 23rd, 2007

4:40:33 AM CST

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KHAAAAAAKE!! KHRAAAAAAANBERRY!!! okay i'll stop

NeverSeen

November 22nd, 2007

3:23:04 PM CST

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What is this I don't even

Branch

November 22nd, 2007

3:23:36 PM CST

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That's one hell of an arm!

madDogSoldier

November 22nd, 2007

5:29:39 PM CST

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And it looks like he's eating lobster.

Foiz5000

November 22nd, 2007

3:30:20 PM CST

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yep thats a fav

windmillninja

November 22nd, 2007

3:51:58 PM CST

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Pass the gravy.

ubermann

November 22nd, 2007

4:52:55 PM CST

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captain Klingon pumpkin pie incoming

brachiosaurus

November 22nd, 2007

5:04:47 PM CST

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rawr.

Tranceplant

November 22nd, 2007

5:05:57 PM CST

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Hahaha

DonaldMcRonald

November 22nd, 2007

5:54:40 PM CST

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Where's the mashed KHANtatoes?

kindofabigdeal

November 23rd, 2007

3:53:12 PM CST

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right next to the kurkey

Improviser

November 22nd, 2007

7:19:07 PM CST

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II'MMM CCCAAAPPPTTAIINNNN KKKIIIIRRRKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spuzbal

November 22nd, 2007

7:49:43 PM CST

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Wisely, however, Kirk passed on Khan's worm chutney.

rascaldom

November 22nd, 2007

7:58:00 PM CST

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Anyone talking can be made to look as if they're eating; not interesting in the least.

TheRockBoS

November 22nd, 2007

8:59:58 PM CST

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YOU WON'T WIN THANKSGIVING!

AndySavage

November 22nd, 2007

9:39:54 PM CST

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I don't even care that his arm looks goofy, not in the slightest

SMZ

November 22nd, 2007

9:44:03 PM CST

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Happy Thanksgiving! Hahaha

nicbalz

November 22nd, 2007

10:34:17 PM CST

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mmmmmmm,time for leftovers

Zid

November 22nd, 2007

10:45:52 PM CST

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Burp = 5 :)

ONLYoneCANNOLI

November 23rd, 2007

12:44:51 AM CST

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winnar

Papstfaust

November 23rd, 2007

2:38:37 AM CST

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4'd for lack of "Buhrrrrrrah! Burrrrrrrrrrrrah!"s. Will 5 if it's fixed. See >http://youtube.com/watch?v=g82yZXXpxY8< for details on what that phoenetic spelling actually refers to.

WilyPeyote

November 23rd, 2007

6:09:09 AM CST

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Don't eat angry!

November 23rd, 2007

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November 23rd, 2007