The Coolest Kid Who Knew You In USSR
Created on: November 20th, 2007
The Coolest Kid Who Knew You In USSR
Yes, kids do have beards in Soviet Russia. I know the fad is pretty much dead already, but I was almost done with this.

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5 http://webchat.ponychat.net/bronystate.html
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November 20th, 2007
(27)
In soviet russia, coolest kid knows YOU. wait thats not funny
November 20th, 2007
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Neither is Yachov Smirnov
November 21st, 2007
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damnit, you beat me to it.
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this is the first coolest kid fad site that doesn't suck my hairless balls. so its 5. they are hairless because i shaved them. my dog likes it that way
November 21st, 2007
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this site will be killed
November 21st, 2007
(4)
The proletariat works hard for beautiful red minus numbers!
November 21st, 2007
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the cracks in the wall made this a five.
November 21st, 2007
(2)
he's playing tetris
November 21st, 2007
(1)
Doesn't every kid in Russia own a nuke?
November 21st, 2007
(3)
ERGH YOU MADE A MISTAKE. THAT BOY IS WEARING JEANS and they never had jeans in the soviet union. Seriously they never had jeans. they were banned.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
friction man... u'll get over it. just pretend they're blue cords, aite?
November 24th, 2007
(1)
In Soviet Russia, beard shaves YOU.
November 27th, 2007
(0)
In soviet russia upvotes for all! Firefive.ytmnd.com
November 20th, 2007
(3)
do not take one step backwards comrades, for your glorious motherland
November 21st, 2007
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Za Rodina! Za Trofim Lysenko! Za minya khram!
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Nice Beard
November 21st, 2007
(0)
fiev
November 21st, 2007
(0)
great stuff
November 21st, 2007
(-1)
СЛАВА ВЕЛИКОМУ СТаре
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Sh*t!
November 21st, 2007
(5)
I love state run television!!!
November 21st, 2007
(0)
The rat was a nice touch
November 21st, 2007
(7)
Tetris music.
November 21st, 2007
(1)
Surely you jest! That capitalist pig-dog with his television and his imported vodka could go straight to the gulag for all I care. Long live the glorious Leninist-Stalinist ideals of our motherland!
November 21st, 2007
(2)
all hail the motherland
November 21st, 2007
(1)
Comb yo beard!!!
November 21st, 2007
(0)
awesome
November 21st, 2007
(2)
SITE FIVES YOU
November 21st, 2007
(10)
who said that he could have a break. this is lazy capitalism he is spreading off to the gulags with him
November 21st, 2007
(5)
Yes! Why would we exemplify the lazy peasants who do not advocate the revolution? He should be forced to endure years of hard labor, err, reeducation for his crimes!
November 21st, 2007
(2)
these are getting stupid. i don't care anymore about the f*ckin gayest kid in w/e
November 21st, 2007
(1)
soviet anthem or moskau?
November 21st, 2007
(0)
my thoughts exactly
November 21st, 2007
(10)
If I ever want to totally ruin this site, I'll know which songs to use, thanks.
November 22nd, 2007
(0)
d00d u just got t-t-t0ttallie pwnt.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
lol, Tetris
November 21st, 2007
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i knew it was soviet
November 21st, 2007
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didnt watch
November 21st, 2007
(0)
that kid got mad vodka he's pretty cool
November 21st, 2007
(0)
hahah sowjet russia ftw
November 21st, 2007
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I really hate how simply adding something with a soviet twist gets up and coming all the time
November 21st, 2007
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Source on the sound is wrong that's from Tetris.
November 21st, 2007
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1 for poland whoring in keywords
November 21st, 2007
(0)
My fav fad
November 21st, 2007
(1)
What a drunky
November 21st, 2007
(1)
the coolest kid i knew in the USSR was Ivan Drago, he later became a boxing champ and fought stallone
November 21st, 2007
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Gtfo, noob.
November 21st, 2007
(3)
u cannot deny the power of stallone
November 21st, 2007
(10)
I have the feeling that this was the average kid in USSR
November 22nd, 2007
(1)
I pee'd a little
November 21st, 2007
(0)
Dupa.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
jebemti maiku u pichku
November 21st, 2007
(0)
five. It's been a long time since we've had a good fad. It's about damn time -- and you did a nice job with this one.
November 21st, 2007
(1)
5'd for Vladislav Tretiak. Greatest goalie of all time...
November 21st, 2007
(2)
I never expected anyone to notice this was Tretiak, nice observation skills.
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WIN
November 21st, 2007
(1)
RAWR!
November 21st, 2007
(1)
5 for the song which I understand because im russian, pretty nice YTMND, gave me a good laugh
November 21st, 2007
(5)
this is ridiculously accurate
November 21st, 2007
(-1)
I hope the USA pisses off Russia, and the Russians f*ck America up - InYOfAcE
November 21st, 2007
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haha make like 12 more of these k?
November 21st, 2007
(0)
4starzlol.
November 21st, 2007
(4)
How come does he have television ? Oh yeah, KGB...
November 21st, 2007
(0)
The cracks in the wall is what sold me. Good attention to detail.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
5'd for korobieniki
November 23rd, 2007
(1)
You misspelled "korobeiniki" :(
November 21st, 2007
(0)
lol at Vladislav Tretiak on the TV.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
I wish I grew during this time era
November 21st, 2007
(1)
Moskau! Moskau!
November 21st, 2007
(0)
VODKA
November 21st, 2007
(0)
This caught me by surprise, especially since I pretty much wrote the fad off a week ago, when it seemed like every site in the recently created was some half-baked iteration of it.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
if drinking vodka makes you cool, call me Miles Davis!
November 21st, 2007
(0)
He looks like a young Yakov Smirnov
November 21st, 2007
(0)
:3
November 21st, 2007
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this ytmnd would make great sh*t tickets for wiping my ass, hang on im loading my printer right now.
November 21st, 2007
(0)
November 21st, 2007
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i love this fad!
November 21st, 2007
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FIVED FOR STOLY
November 21st, 2007
(-1)
AHHH MOTHERLAND XD
November 21st, 2007
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Cool is right wearing that tank top. But Vodka keeps him warm, da?
November 21st, 2007
(0)
stfu
November 21st, 2007
(-1)
Ka is a wheel.
November 21st, 2007
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the vodka really makes this one for me
November 21st, 2007
(-1)
oh God fived for the sh*tty walls
November 22nd, 2007
(-1)
Nice addition to the fad.
November 22nd, 2007
(-1)
5'd for excess use of alcohol XD
November 22nd, 2007
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http://coolestkidrevolution.ytmnd.com/
November 22nd, 2007
(-1)
I need the full mix
November 22nd, 2007
(-1)
Looks a lot like my room.
November 22nd, 2007
(1)
Communism is another KIKE (jew) invention
November 22nd, 2007
(1)
GIOVINEZZA GIOVINEZZA PRIMAVERA DEATH TO THE COMMUNISTS
November 23rd, 2007
(-1)
5 FOR THE STALIN POSTER LMAO
November 23rd, 2007
(-1)
In Soviet Russia, posters hang you!
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
You misspelled "korobeiniki" :(
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
I'm Russian, and I lulz'd IRL.
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
5 for Stoli
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
5 for the title
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
Bah, No Zangief.
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
in Russia it's bad luck to leave empty bottles lying around
November 23rd, 2007
(0)
i lold
November 24th, 2007
(0)
MOTHER LAND
November 26th, 2007
(0)
surely the media is being strictly filtered with communist propaganda
October 27th, 2008
(0)
That is really f*cking weird. I used the same stolichnaya vodka bottles when I did a photoshop years back.
December 8th, 2008
(0)
simply awesome