Floooor
Created on: June 25th, 2005
Floooor
gdh 
floor.ytmnd.com
Floor See also, choccake.ytmnd.com, dew.ytmnd.com and hathat.ytmnd.com
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Daltonofzeal2
June 25th, 2005
5:50:28 PM CDT
(0)
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
BigX
September 29th, 2011
10:49:59 AM CDT
(-2)
I know this is 6 years later, but still, come on.

The original lyric clearly was "floor" so this isn't a real Dew Army site.
gdh
July 18th, 2012
6:26:45 AM CDT
(1)
BigX, die.
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hankwangford
June 27th, 2005
6:14:30 PM CDT
(0)
GENIUS!
CaptainCrunk
June 27th, 2005
8:57:08 PM CDT
(0)
simple yet effective
LocutusOfBorg
July 8th, 2005
6:04:40 PM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrr
Bubbathon
July 8th, 2005
6:05:49 PM CDT
(-1)
This sh*t dosn't belong on the front page...
Smigg
July 8th, 2005
6:09:45 PM CDT
(0)
win on a stick!
ACastillo
July 8th, 2005
6:13:10 PM CDT
(0)
I just floorgasmed.
Arch0wl
July 8th, 2005
6:13:35 PM CDT
(0)
sums up death metal perfectly
ShadowSora
July 8th, 2005
6:15:07 PM CDT
(0)
It's funny because it's true.
c0d3d
July 8th, 2005
6:15:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol awesome
Cheese
July 8th, 2005
6:18:56 PM CDT
(0)
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!
MariSama44
July 8th, 2005
6:21:15 PM CDT
(3)
Someone is passionate about their new tiling.
JaziB
July 8th, 2005
6:29:11 PM CDT
(0)
Beautiful
Rlfhst2000
July 8th, 2005
6:32:10 PM CDT
(0)
That was, indeed, hilarious. Thank you.
Deity42
July 8th, 2005
6:44:30 PM CDT
(0)
Haha. I like it.
Radant
July 8th, 2005
6:45:12 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!
Diablus
July 8th, 2005
6:46:23 PM CDT
(-1)
1 star fror J000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000oooooooooo!!!!!!!
sonichq
July 8th, 2005
6:56:33 PM CDT
(0)
This made me LOL real hard. 5'd.
FrankenBerry
July 8th, 2005
7:15:45 PM CDT
(0)
It's genius in it's simplicity. You, sir, earn 4 stars.
XIIIidiots
July 8th, 2005
8:41:58 PM CDT
(0)
It's these simple yet funny things that make this place worth it.
Silver-Ace
July 8th, 2005
8:45:46 PM CDT
(0)
WTF!! XD
GamerChris
July 8th, 2005
9:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo oor
Blitzquik
July 8th, 2005
9:57:39 PM CDT
(0)
Proof that you don't need to spend a bunch of time editing picture or sound to make a great site.
miraidebbie
July 8th, 2005
10:53:12 PM CDT
(0)
That made me laugh way more than I should have. Win.
Gagivan
July 9th, 2005
12:56:15 AM CDT
(0)
OMG FLOOR!!!!!
Ferrets54
July 9th, 2005
6:49:46 AM CDT
(0)
Very clever. 5.
HellishFiend
July 9th, 2005
5:26:39 PM CDT
(0)
i've seen better floors but that one is still pretty good....
NinjaYaddaYaddaYadda
July 9th, 2005
5:44:29 PM CDT
(0)
Lol so true.
spannu
July 9th, 2005
10:02:48 PM CDT
(0)
wheres that floor from; it looks familiar.
TK-Dude
July 10th, 2005
11:27:50 AM CDT
(0)
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Adverb
July 10th, 2005
6:09:37 PM CDT
(0)
Very bad loop, song goes on too long, but great concept
Onic51346
July 10th, 2005
6:50:07 PM CDT
(0)
Pure Genius
pooberry
July 11th, 2005
12:27:53 PM CDT
(0)
Simple can be great. I mean, SIIIIIIMPLE CAAAAN BEEEEE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATTT.
RubyDragon
July 15th, 2005
7:42:49 AM CDT
(0)
So simple yet so f*cking hilarious
Mire
July 18th, 2005
6:03:53 PM CDT
(0)
Simple + Hilarious = 5.
GrimNemesis
July 18th, 2005
7:55:23 PM CDT
(0)
nice
SirSnark
July 19th, 2005
1:55:58 AM CDT
(0)
This owns all. Good job.
DeletableMan
July 19th, 2005
3:08:51 PM CDT
(0)
If you don't laugh the first time you see this you need loller implants.
Natael
July 20th, 2005
2:00:16 PM CDT
(0)
THE FLOOOOOR!!
secretpants
July 25th, 2005
8:02:22 PM CDT
(0)
genius
satanbunny
July 26th, 2005
5:25:17 PM CDT
(0)
Haha great.
urmyarchenemy
July 27th, 2005
10:46:59 PM CDT
(0)
Amazing!
Punch
July 29th, 2005
12:59:46 PM CDT
(0)
That is indeed a floor, 4/5.
DanAdamKOF
July 30th, 2005
2:09:40 AM CDT
(0)
Good God, the combination of the image, sound, and it being 2 AM cracked me up.
MowtenDoo
August 1st, 2005
3:40:50 AM CDT
(0)
rofl, f*cking stupid, but i like it
trigunsvash
August 3rd, 2005
3:22:39 AM CDT
(0)
This could start the worst fad in the history of YTMND. This one's funny, though.
Kain456
August 4th, 2005
4:38:32 PM CDT
(0)
o_o; Umm... floor.
revolver955
August 12th, 2005
10:26:14 PM CDT
(0)
Holy Jeebus - you're right it is a floor!!!
Pumbaa
August 15th, 2005
12:32:42 PM CDT
(0)
At close inspection I have determined that yes it is a floor.
bonifaceviii
August 22nd, 2005
10:07:41 PM CDT
(0)
linoleum?
maiku
August 23rd, 2005
11:04:11 AM CDT
(0)
I lolled.
HotCarl
August 25th, 2005
2:55:07 AM CDT
(0)
oh my god you win.....
slash196
August 25th, 2005
12:16:35 PM CDT
(0)
Original and hilarious.
Nasrod
August 25th, 2005
9:02:26 PM CDT
(0)
You. Me. Babies. Now.
exs10s
August 30th, 2005
4:15:00 AM CDT
(0)
hahah, hes dead :-/ still great ytmnd
TheIncredibleGox
August 31st, 2005
2:13:31 AM CDT
(0)
I've never heard a floor be so death metal.
ytmndvscmr
September 2nd, 2005
3:52:24 PM CDT
(0)
FOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRR!!!!!!!!
Mauser
September 3rd, 2005
7:48:33 AM CDT
(0)
What a lovely floor it is.
laserx
September 3rd, 2005
5:47:22 PM CDT
(0)
worst floor ever, but the ytmnd gets a fooooouuuurrrr
thehelpermonkey
September 8th, 2005
4:09:22 PM CDT
(0)
Genius.
FizzleStein
September 11th, 2005
2:10:08 AM CDT
(0)
HOLY sh*tBALLS!
maguamaru
September 13th, 2005
4:38:24 PM CDT
(0)
This deserves the front page.
analpwnage
September 16th, 2005
6:05:49 PM CDT
(0)
I was crying laughing.
CornBread
September 26th, 2005
8:39:37 PM CDT
(0)
genius
saltydawgs
October 2nd, 2005
10:07:16 PM CDT
(0)
hey its better than DEW!
saltydawgs
October 2nd, 2005
10:09:33 PM CDT
(0)
mines MORE random! lolarock.ytmnd.com
johnnio
October 3rd, 2005
5:16:08 PM CDT
(0)
amazing.
ShuChoMouff
October 3rd, 2005
6:17:38 PM CDT
(0)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
p0larbear
October 4th, 2005
3:01:54 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t. Simplicity pwns again. You are reviving the trye definition of YTMND.
XxTopCatxX
October 4th, 2005
10:43:59 AM CDT
(0)
lmao this is AMAZING!!
Derk
October 4th, 2005
5:31:16 PM CDT
(0)
sh*tty song. Funny ytmnd.
SupaJSilver2
October 15th, 2005
9:49:06 AM CDT
(0)
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FIIIIIIIIIVVE
Rhenao
October 20th, 2005
3:48:16 PM CDT
(0)
roffle
Rhenao
October 20th, 2005
3:49:46 PM CDT
(0)
um, I meant to click five, honestly
GooperBlooper
October 22nd, 2005
11:41:53 AM CDT
(0)
XD
DoctorWario
October 23rd, 2005
11:24:44 PM CDT
(0)
Well you sure got my attention.
Votey
October 26th, 2005
3:57:43 PM CDT
(0)
I love... floor. I love floor.
HolyLand
October 26th, 2005
4:13:06 PM CDT
(0)
Yay.
J-Triumf
October 28th, 2005
3:43:40 AM CDT
(0)
FIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Mogul
October 31st, 2005
9:31:49 PM CST
(0)
Delivers what is promised. Win.
Votey
November 3rd, 2005
3:42:04 PM CST
(0)
Excellent. You inspire me: child.ytmnd.com
dejitaru
November 7th, 2005
12:37:31 PM CST
(0)
Yes, it is.
jman1000
November 11th, 2005
8:50:36 PM CST
(0)
*groan*
DerBlueMage
November 22nd, 2005
9:01:39 AM CST
(0)
You win, okay. Just....gah, you friggin' win! ...FLOOOOOOOOR
DaChazman
November 22nd, 2005
3:45:11 PM CST
(0)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
xcrissxcrossx
November 25th, 2005
7:50:09 AM CST
(0)
1 for dumb ytmnd. +2 for making me laugh
chocorater
November 25th, 2005
8:10:47 PM CST
(0)
somehow, it's funny
souba
December 30th, 2005
2:04:00 PM CST
(0)
I cracked up.
southpark
January 15th, 2006
4:11:50 AM CST
(0)
OMG this is surelly a winenr. Dew club FTW
LudJustice
February 2nd, 2006
12:28:19 AM CST
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
IncoherentMoron
February 7th, 2006
7:17:29 PM CST
(0)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Adverb
March 4th, 2006
9:16:04 PM CST
(0)
I'm changing my vote to 5 because dew is a complete ripoff of this
jorrar
March 8th, 2006
3:39:08 PM CST
(0)
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Warcraft
March 9th, 2006
12:24:52 AM CST
(0)
I
ILikeFish
March 9th, 2006
8:12:08 PM CST
(-1)
it doesn't sound like the word floor. I'm very very sorry, but you phail. *sniff*
Adverb
March 9th, 2006
10:33:58 PM CST
(0)
All who are swayed by the dew army, hear me! Pay your respects to the ORIGINAL YTMND of this type! Join the Floor Alliance!
WeHeartKatamari
March 9th, 2006
10:42:07 PM CST
(0)
Isn't "dew" the first, Adverb? Like, it's called the Dew Army, not the Floor Army...?
skatevans99
March 9th, 2006
11:04:44 PM CST
(0)
although i agree with you that this is the original to an extent, dew was the first one to take the word being said out of the intended context, whereas in this site, he is actually referring to the floor...let the bodies hit the 'floor'
inkdrinker
March 11th, 2006
10:25:53 PM CST
(0)
Haha.
jimtownresident
March 16th, 2006
6:50:39 PM CST
(0)
Loop needs to be fixed... -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!
inkdrinker
March 19th, 2006
7:29:29 PM CST
(0)
Dear "ilikefish," it doesn't just SOUND LIKE "floor." It IS "floor."
gamekid
April 1st, 2006
4:30:24 PM CST
(0)
let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... *ting* *ting* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!
rickster
April 14th, 2006
6:05:36 AM CDT
(0)
this is the first "dew" site http://skeetskeet.ytmnsfw.com
rickster
April 14th, 2006
6:12:11 AM CDT
(0)
k, maybe this is the first dew site http://pizza.ytmnd.com/
Voca
May 8th, 2006
11:22:28 AM CDT
(0)
Let the bodies hit the... *suspense* ... FLOOOOOOOOOOR! Love it.
Riglow
June 12th, 2006
1:23:17 AM CDT
(0)
Addicted since day 1
MasterSitsu
June 18th, 2006
6:35:23 PM CDT
(0)
I think http://tencents.ytmnd.com/ might actually be the first site of this variety...
MasterSitsu
June 18th, 2006
6:36:25 PM CDT
(0)
sh*t. no I'm wrong... for some reason I thought the one I put above was made 04 not 05...
Scissorfight
June 25th, 2006
1:06:48 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sorry it just doesn't sound like floor. It's quite clearly a D ppl. Also, why do u think drowning pool are death metal? Nuuuuuuuuu!
Kaioshin
June 26th, 2006
7:35:00 PM CDT
(0)
I lawled!
MeatwadPwnsYou
July 3rd, 2006
6:50:47 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
cambot
July 18th, 2006
9:32:04 AM CDT
(0)
This is funny, but it isn't really dew, is it? Since the singer really is saying / talking about floor.
HyperDani
July 22nd, 2006
9:36:48 PM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!
Snakee
July 27th, 2006
7:49:23 PM CDT
(0)
+10 YTMND xp, level up!
sylvisj
August 4th, 2006
9:16:23 PM CDT
(0)
Straight to the point
Zerofire0
August 7th, 2006
1:47:42 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha...thats all i have to say...
tehpogo
August 13th, 2006
3:25:45 PM CDT
(0)
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR (plus one)
konstein
August 15th, 2006
8:25:42 AM CDT
(0)
1 for not changing it to "FOORRRREEE" and showing a golfer in a golf course
BIGMAC420
August 18th, 2006
8:35:32 PM CDT
(0)
Nice
silenoz
August 24th, 2006
8:10:50 AM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
fetusface
August 25th, 2006
6:49:00 PM CDT
(1)
not dew. he is actualy saying floor. you lose. good day sir.
VBBY
August 29th, 2006
1:07:14 PM CDT
(-1)
how can it fail in sounding like floor..? the actual lyric is, 'floor.'
Mrbojangle
August 29th, 2006
11:00:58 PM CDT
(2)
How is this genious? Thats what he's actually saying...
Connor
September 8th, 2006
12:46:59 AM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Tyler2k
September 9th, 2006
9:15:10 PM CDT
(2)
not dew. he is actualy saying floor. you lose. good day sir.
PCF
September 10th, 2006
12:26:38 AM CDT
(0)
haha
PhantomToJ
September 10th, 2006
12:47:36 PM CDT
(2)
Not DEW. He is saying 'floor'.
FlounderFoot
September 15th, 2006
9:28:05 PM CDT
(0)
classic
mtbksouth
September 20th, 2006
4:02:18 PM CDT
(0)
lmao. hits you like a lol to the face.
Nitros
September 21st, 2006
11:47:41 PM CDT
(0)
OMG YOU DIDN'T CITE YOUR FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sexymofo
September 23rd, 2006
11:25:14 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Theodrin
September 24th, 2006
12:14:05 AM CDT
(0)
somethings got to give!
MeatwadPwnsYou
September 26th, 2006
10:51:18 AM CDT
(0)
This site currently has a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR!!!!!!!!
Lou-Saydus
October 2nd, 2006
12:41:35 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'ed
gdh
October 6th, 2006
9:01:45 AM CDT
(0)
Apologies for not conforming to a fad that happened after I made this ytmnd. I'll bear that in mind next time...
SirLemming
October 8th, 2006
12:31:08 PM CDT
(0)
Fantastic. By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept: take an incredibly mundane image and match it up with incredibly dramatic vocals to produce the effect of something overdramatic.
NuclearPoweredPogoSt
October 9th, 2006
9:59:01 AM CDT
(0)
"AND DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES! MAYBE A NICE COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! AND SOME TASTEFUL THRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!" That comment is made of win. Also, this came before Dew, right? so it is the Original, sweet.
doit
October 10th, 2006
12:15:16 AM CDT
(0)
LOLZ!!11
ZaneFleia
October 20th, 2006
12:56:24 AM CDT
(0)
That is one overdramatic screaming of floor. Nice one ^_^
AskAak
October 22nd, 2006
7:43:53 PM CDT
(0)
^ "By the way, it IS Dew Army. It's not exactly like the original site, but it's a very similar concept" ... except that it was made BEFORE Dew, the one you call "the original site." I'm a huge Dew Army supporter, but this isn't Dew. This is Floor. FLOOR ARMY!
Davidizer13
November 2nd, 2006
3:40:49 PM CST
(0)
This is the dumbest YTMND I have ever seen, and for that, You're Winner!
EnkerSS
November 12th, 2006
10:43:11 AM CST
(0)
ROFL
Baggage
December 20th, 2006
9:27:22 PM CST
(0)
He actually IS saying "floor". D:
Pwnz0rz911
December 24th, 2006
5:16:53 PM CST
(0)
nice tiles
wootslap
July 11th, 2007
9:49:50 PM CDT
(-1)
That's stupid. He ACTUALL IS STAYING FLOOR. You fail the fad.
Aranyszarvas2
July 14th, 2007
7:19:59 AM CDT
(0)
xDD
havelava
October 3rd, 2008
10:19:39 PM CDT
(0)
Words cannot express the awesomeness that is flooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor!
lickitwellhiem
February 10th, 2009
2:07:33 AM CST
(0)
when i was 16-17 i was at the weakass WBCN riverrave in MA and i jumped into a circle of ppl, trying to start a mosh pit, and they were all like 'come n dude, youre ruining it for everyone' and i got my *ss kicked and busted my lip and broke my foot and i hit the floor and this song was being played live, lole
lickitwellhiem
February 10th, 2009
2:08:38 AM CST
(0)
i was also drunk a f uck and a stupidy
Farts
April 10th, 2010
6:12:11 AM CDT
(0)
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
TheThaiSexVictim
May 6th, 2011
12:26:15 PM CDT
(0)
That's a very appealing floor