I'm GONNA Have A Baby
Created on: October 22nd, 2007
I'm GONNA Have A Baby
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fourest
October 22nd, 2007
2:47:01 PM CDT
(-1)
lol
fourest
October 22nd, 2007
2:47:37 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
also PTKFGS
AlexCull
October 25th, 2007
5:15:51 PM CDT
(1)
Wow... ...What a f*cking whore.
inkblot263
October 25th, 2007
5:57:32 PM CDT
(3)
YOU AIN'T MA BABY'S DADDY
NESchampion
October 25th, 2007
9:22:14 PM CDT
(3)
She has /3/ more pacifiers! THIS IS MADNESS!
BTVagrant
October 25th, 2007
10:38:31 PM CDT
(0)
MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY
Twinsen
October 26th, 2007
12:44:44 AM CDT
(1)
actually, it's "MY baby"
YourTheCoconutMan
October 26th, 2007
10:46:14 AM CDT
(1)
fffouuurrressstttttt
flipu4reel
October 26th, 2007
10:51:38 AM CDT
(0)
This is blasphemy!
PsiHero
October 26th, 2007
1:21:42 PM CDT
(0)
If my baby get cold and needs a blanket I have one. YOU DUMB BITCH! Your not a ''playa'' you hoe!
Curly21029
October 26th, 2007
1:57:39 PM CDT
(1)
Why would you have to "drop out of school" to get on Girls Gone Wild? Is it really that time consuming of a pursuit?
bliss
October 26th, 2007
3:06:53 PM CDT
(-2)
You fail, please try again.
Reject
October 26th, 2007
3:36:21 PM CDT
(2)
this is why we need to police china and make them stop producing toxic toys
omgbomb
October 26th, 2007
8:09:45 PM CDT
(0)
her life dream is to drop out of school and be on girls gone wild and to have her babeh
salami
October 22nd, 2007
2:47:34 PM CDT
(0)
MORE!
first-of-two
October 22nd, 2007
2:48:14 PM CDT
(6)
Retarded teenagers FTW.
Joeynjoey
October 22nd, 2007
2:48:29 PM CDT
(3)
i wish this was real
Burrich
October 22nd, 2007
2:48:37 PM CDT
(-5)
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(-5)
1'd because she's called victoria
killabee
October 22nd, 2007
2:48:41 PM CDT
(4)
It's ok, because I have three more!
pkilla87
October 26th, 2007
9:14:05 AM CDT
(0)
best part
WESTBEN2002
October 22nd, 2007
2:49:59 PM CDT
(15)
why do they all sound like they're black?
GordonGekko
October 22nd, 2007
5:21:52 PM CDT
(32)
n*gg*rs dont have to be black
SolidLuigi
October 25th, 2007
6:29:09 PM CDT
(6)
GordonGek, I've been sayin that for years
jokermausland
October 26th, 2007
4:33:57 AM CDT
(5)
She's a lonely wigger seeking compassion from older men to have 3 babies
Reject
October 26th, 2007
10:04:45 AM CDT
(5)
wigger simply being an understandable term for the simple minded, black does not make one a n*gg*r, their character does... attitude, speach, appearance, half or more of one's body weight worn in gold, trashed piece of sh*t car - or a new SUV with spinners (geesus those are the retards of life)...
gir489
October 26th, 2007
1:53:58 PM CDT
(-1)
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Sleep
October 22nd, 2007
3:02:30 PM CDT
(0)
leC*CK
xpirate16
October 22nd, 2007
3:08:07 PM CDT
(1)
IGHAB.com
dasmoose
October 22nd, 2007
3:27:44 PM CDT
(35)
i like how the music they use sounds like its from a documentary on lions
Palintropos
October 26th, 2007
3:06:31 PM CDT
(0)
This comment made me laugh harder than this YTMND.
SolidLuigi
October 28th, 2007
9:14:59 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
grimreefer
October 22nd, 2007
3:29:37 PM CDT
(0)
now that's an example of good parenting
twentyTWO
October 22nd, 2007
4:34:04 PM CDT
(8)
MAH MAMA TINKS IMMA NOT HAV DAT BABI.
steakman
October 22nd, 2007
4:45:47 PM CDT
(-3)
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(-3)
f*cking rednecks.
Vigrash
October 22nd, 2007
4:50:46 PM CDT
(0)
It's all an act. This is till hilarious though...
Goneja
October 22nd, 2007
4:51:13 PM CDT
(2)
Any given episode of maury has this exact same scene. without the crowd "OHHHS" and the flamboyant gestures accompanying it, I don't quite find it as funny
next-tarantino
October 22nd, 2007
5:07:09 PM CDT
(5)
God, I want to punch that little slut right in the mouth.
Dormar
October 25th, 2007
4:18:22 PM CDT
(2)
Can I join in on that fun?
miko9999
October 25th, 2007
8:13:10 PM CDT
(3)
Head-butt to the ovaries.
Pahndha
October 26th, 2007
5:02:47 AM CDT
(5)
i think you guys mean FALCON PUNCH
Grayfox354
October 26th, 2007
7:52:19 AM CDT
(0)
Show me your moves!
wurz01
October 26th, 2007
4:26:30 PM CDT
(0)
Or screw her and blast her in the face.
TheManWithNoFace
October 22nd, 2007
5:10:04 PM CDT
(-11)
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(-11)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Icecream458
October 22nd, 2007
5:17:56 PM CDT
(1)
Sounds like shes reading from something...
Burrich
October 22nd, 2007
7:36:46 PM CDT
(15)
I doubt that she can read
divsky
October 22nd, 2007
5:32:54 PM CDT
(19)
-5 because I already had sex with this girl. Old news.
montereymatt
October 22nd, 2007
6:47:56 PM CDT
(0)
um
Kradark
October 22nd, 2007
7:22:41 PM CDT
(0)
MYBABY x 10^5
ralfieralf
October 22nd, 2007
7:56:21 PM CDT
(2)
And in about a year she can be on "Who's the father?" or whatever the f*ck its called.
mistaward
October 22nd, 2007
8:48:32 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
so she's going to sell the baby if she cant afford brand names to dress it up in? you stay classy kentucky!
Foiz5000
October 23rd, 2007
2:23:38 AM CDT
(6)
every maury episode ever
WESTBEN2002
October 24th, 2007
1:30:48 PM CDT
(17)
whatever whatever, i do what i want...i run with 10 gangs and we only commit hate crimes....whatever whatever...i ran for congress and won, then had sex with an intern, killed her and hid the body...whatever i'll do what i want
TofurkeyJerky
October 25th, 2007
6:09:33 AM CDT
(13)
...and Western Civilization dies just a little bit more.
Dystopian
October 25th, 2007
8:52:26 AM CDT
(5)
Maury and Jerry's production teams need to have a reality show contest.
brachiosaurus
October 25th, 2007
9:37:01 AM CDT
(0)
rawr.
wonkmeister
October 25th, 2007
3:13:01 PM CDT
(0)
because she´s got it like that
Digeridude
October 25th, 2007
3:31:13 PM CDT
(0)
These are all so fake. Nobody would willingly claim to be spoiled and stupid.
Stiggy
October 26th, 2007
10:54:18 AM CDT
(1)
IDK, my BFF Jill?
windmillninja
October 25th, 2007
4:10:35 PM CDT
(0)
I guess she's gonna still it.
firesbh
October 25th, 2007
4:39:01 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Father-McKenzie
October 25th, 2007
5:06:01 PM CDT
(0)
scripted
Blizz
October 25th, 2007
5:08:06 PM CDT
(0)
lpoololololol
Kazrael
October 25th, 2007
5:12:40 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t, classic.
CreepPipe
October 25th, 2007
5:17:07 PM CDT
(14)
Only 3 guys? Sluts of her generation are getting lazy.
Mitchell26
October 25th, 2007
5:20:20 PM CDT
(5)
ima punch that girl in the f*ckin overies
robster26
October 25th, 2007
5:23:12 PM CDT
(2)
haha...i hope she dies
Sifer2
October 25th, 2007
5:27:46 PM CDT
(2)
She already had 3 pacifyers? Must have been the guys.
OmniIcyshelf
October 25th, 2007
5:29:07 PM CDT
(3)
This is exploitative, sensationalized, and wrong. Five stars.
Paralistalon
October 25th, 2007
5:29:11 PM CDT
(0)
I know it's faked and all, but why would any sane man want to have sex with a girl like that?!
M2112
October 25th, 2007
11:37:32 PM CDT
(6)
Some guys will have sex with anyone with a vagina.
endoftheline
October 26th, 2007
3:14:18 AM CDT
(1)
I mean look at Inkdrinker. You can bet he got buttered in the oven a few times.
WAFFLEZ
October 25th, 2007
5:40:03 PM CDT
(0)
This isn't exploitative, sensationalized, or wrong. And, most importantly, it is completely lacking in creativity.
OmniIcyshelf
October 25th, 2007
5:41:42 PM CDT
(0)
Killjoy ;(
WAFFLEZ
October 25th, 2007
8:45:16 PM CDT
(0)
It's only fair.
Palintropos
October 26th, 2007
3:14:17 PM CDT
(2)
Christ, Korf. Sometimes I really like the way you vote, but come on.... Sometimes just making people laugh is enough. Things like this are funny in and of themselves, and the humour is in sharing them, not having an aesthetic breakthrough the likes of which the internet has never seen.
coolname
October 25th, 2007
5:45:55 PM CDT
(-1)
Oh lawd! I saw the video for this a while back.
Millions
October 25th, 2007
5:54:16 PM CDT
(2)
IF MY BABY LOSES A PACIFIER I HAVE 3 MORE
prairiedogeric10
October 25th, 2007
6:12:53 PM CDT
(-2)
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(-2)
I think I saw this on youtube once. someone should add a gunshot and tragedy music for more laughs
ubermann
October 25th, 2007
6:14:33 PM CDT
(4)
and when the kid is 5 the teacher will look at it in it's eyes and tell them the story of 'my mommy makes money on her back in a alley behind the burger king.' the turn to the kids and say 'that's the reason your mommy has the free clinic on speed dial'
YodatheHobbit
October 25th, 2007
6:19:14 PM CDT
(5)
I'm gonna ma ma ma ma baby and get her clothes with ma ma ma... ma ma ma. Baby.
YodatheHobbit
October 25th, 2007
6:21:16 PM CDT
(15)
Seriously, she just made me hate the letter M so much right now.
Grayfox354
October 26th, 2007
7:55:37 AM CDT
(3)
Me too. Wait.. NOOOOOO!!!!!!
BlackMantis
October 25th, 2007
6:36:58 PM CDT
(2)
Hurray for 15 year old trailer trash.
crazyrabbits
October 25th, 2007
7:02:39 PM CDT
(1)
I now know that when my baby is born, she'll be rocking Dolce And Gabbana.
genitalherpes69
October 25th, 2007
7:19:50 PM CDT
(-4)
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Actually, almost all teenage pregnancies are unplanned and most teen mothers are 18-19. The media likes to make it seem teen pregnancies are planned and make it look like most teen mothers are these young teens, but the evidence shows the contrary
deadlymog2000
October 25th, 2007
7:26:04 PM CDT
(0)
my dream girl f*g 1111!!!
RedDeadRevolver
October 25th, 2007
9:22:34 PM CDT
(3)
I was going to give this YTMND not 1, not 2 but 3 stars. Why 5 then? Cause I got it like that.
SakuraRox313
October 25th, 2007
9:42:38 PM CDT
(0)
She looks like she's related to L. Ron Hubbard.
Mr-Critic
October 25th, 2007
10:02:37 PM CDT
(2)
10$ says that week two into pregnancy she gets an abortion cause she can't deal with morning sickness.
Manny24
October 26th, 2007
8:36:42 AM CDT
(4)
her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache
Mr-Critic
October 26th, 2007
9:36:08 AM CDT
(7)
I wonder if He'll yell "This is Spartaaaaaa" when he does it?
Paralistalon
October 26th, 2007
2:10:09 PM CDT
(1)
Please someone make that into a YTMND.
BTVagrant
October 25th, 2007
10:34:52 PM CDT
(0)
lollercaust
ravermonkey
October 25th, 2007
10:35:48 PM CDT
(1)
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
roq
October 25th, 2007
10:41:54 PM CDT
(0)
LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc
roq
October 25th, 2007
10:51:04 PM CDT
(0)
Slow-motion version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwR7hEi5RGA
Anig
October 25th, 2007
10:45:31 PM CDT
(1)
I don't care, I do what I want
ipvicus
October 25th, 2007
11:36:05 PM CDT
(0)
gimme gimme shock treatment
sselzler
October 26th, 2007
12:58:23 AM CDT
(0)
eh, she'll mistakenly think that her baybay goes to sleep much more quickly when it's face-first into the crib pillow. I'll give her 2 weeks until she kills the kid.
will1000
October 26th, 2007
2:06:50 AM CDT
(-3)
god i hate americans lol
Grayfox354
October 26th, 2007
7:53:45 AM CDT
(5)
Don't make him explain himself since he'll only get confused or google for it.
way21337
October 26th, 2007
2:17:13 AM CDT
(0)
ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
niku
October 26th, 2007
3:29:29 AM CDT
(-3)
I can help her with that
IAmTheWalrus212
October 26th, 2007
4:08:00 AM CDT
(1)
i guess im gonna sell it
Jonba
October 26th, 2007
4:30:59 AM CDT
(0)
Kings of leon reference? Eh, wishful thinking.
workingit
October 26th, 2007
4:53:50 AM CDT
(0)
she can have my baby any day.
Spydakween
October 26th, 2007
5:03:33 AM CDT
(0)
My dream is to drop out of school to be on Girls Gone Wild and to hava baby!
Mooshu
October 26th, 2007
7:08:51 AM CDT
(0)
"and if my baby needs clothes, thats cool, I got tons of em." That must be a pretty big baby..
jokermausland
October 26th, 2007
9:56:06 AM CDT
(2)
Or a really small girl.
Wesyeed
October 26th, 2007
7:34:49 AM CDT
(1)
I'd hit it
Grayfox354
October 26th, 2007
7:54:31 AM CDT
(1)
Not right now you don't.
Musicrant
October 26th, 2007
8:04:51 AM CDT
(0)
She obviously has no idea where babies come from
j5
October 26th, 2007
8:16:45 AM CDT
(0)
shes got it all figured out
Oonter
October 26th, 2007
8:17:21 AM CDT
(0)
Thank God she's not black
Conine
October 26th, 2007
4:10:58 PM CDT
(1)
yah there too gross to have sex....
Mech
October 26th, 2007
8:22:21 AM CDT
(0)
Maury turned to the darkside a long time ago. F*cking f*ggot.
Manny24
October 26th, 2007
8:35:30 AM CDT
(0)
Dude that sh*t has to be scripted. "I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names" lolololololol
pkilla87
October 26th, 2007
9:12:41 AM CDT
(0)
THIS IS THAT OF GREATNESS!
Salvadorable
October 26th, 2007
9:17:57 AM CDT
(-2)
They need to do way instain 15 year old, who want her babbys and shares the blanket.
LippyTDB
October 26th, 2007
10:10:27 AM CDT
(0)
The site should be named sadsadsadsadsad
mijreggin
October 26th, 2007
10:11:05 AM CDT
(0)
Epic domain grab
acast77
October 26th, 2007
11:01:16 AM CDT
(0)
God, I hate these shows.
Nyeusigrube
October 26th, 2007
11:02:02 AM CDT
(0)
Before I even read the thing, I knew it was the Maury show! DAMN ME AND AND MY 5 CHANNELS OF TV NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lighthealer
October 26th, 2007
11:26:36 AM CDT
(0)
If MY baby needs a blanket, that's okay, because I have it! Morning sickness is gonna whoop this bitch's ass.
MatZio
October 26th, 2007
12:40:33 PM CDT
(0)
lmao this is funnier than anything south park even came up with
Stonehawk
October 26th, 2007
12:47:47 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t. This is scary and sad at the same time.
wrecksan
October 26th, 2007
1:02:17 PM CDT
(0)
My baby want me to be obnoxious!? Sh*t bitch, I got plentyz a' that.
proffate
October 26th, 2007
2:06:54 PM CDT
(0)
did she say 10,000 pounds?
titansmlb102
October 26th, 2007
2:21:54 PM CDT
(1)
Oh man....our football team saw a rerun of this at football camp over the summer.......we were cracking the hell up. Wait.....I just thought of something....WHY THE **** WERE WE WATCHING MAURY.
sirtmagus
October 26th, 2007
5:40:39 PM CDT
(2)
I dunno. Sounds kinda gay. :3
tariqalsuave
October 26th, 2007
2:23:15 PM CDT
(0)
The upside of her anorexia is that she'll fit in a garbage disposal.
ShawnConnery
October 26th, 2007
2:38:55 PM CDT
(0)
Sure, she's hot...but it's nothin I'd pay child support for.
Frostwrath
October 26th, 2007
2:39:01 PM CDT
(0)
That's why I only put it in her butt. She ain't havin' my babeh. Bite the pacifier, it's going in dry~
eepiks
October 26th, 2007
2:43:11 PM CDT
(0)
that's right, i'm a player. but that's cool, cause i got it like that.
Palintropos
October 26th, 2007
3:03:56 PM CDT
(1)
I blame this on South Africa, and like, such as, the Iraq.
Ladyvyrus
October 26th, 2007
5:59:48 PM CDT
(1)
If only she had a map...
gamekid
October 26th, 2007
3:23:28 PM CDT
(0)
nawt two, but THUHREE different gahs.
deathmonk
October 26th, 2007
3:53:11 PM CDT
(0)
Man, those White Girls Be Tripping.
Refractor
October 26th, 2007
4:44:19 PM CDT
(0)
omg, these people are trash
DarthWang
October 26th, 2007
4:55:42 PM CDT
(-1)
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rickhatman1984
October 26th, 2007
5:29:19 PM CDT
(0)
I wonder if she's free for this weekend? She may be 14, but she's got the experience of a 25 year old.
brightmotor
October 26th, 2007
5:50:42 PM CDT
(0)
...TO CHANGE A MY A MIND A
NeverSeen
October 26th, 2007
7:34:22 PM CDT
(0)
Hell yeah, we need more smart girls like her in America. Not these dumb snatch-hiders
omgbomb
October 26th, 2007
8:04:56 PM CDT
(1)
And in a year she will be on "whos my babys daddy"
DynX
October 26th, 2007
8:36:35 PM CDT
(0)
I think a part of me just died.
Towelie
October 26th, 2007
8:56:42 PM CDT
(0)
LOL at any girl who brags about doing guys. If you aren't repulsive-looking most guys won't turn down sex
PhoenixLayer
October 27th, 2007
12:56:56 AM CDT
(1)
I think she'll change her mind when she feels like her vagina is being ripped in half while delivering that baby.
sanvarin
October 27th, 2007
7:21:56 AM CDT
(0)
o o can i be #4?
ronaz
October 27th, 2007
3:31:09 PM CDT
(0)
let's raid this bitch
Liquid-Snake
October 29th, 2007
1:42:01 PM CDT
(0)
FOR EPIC LOLZ. Jailbait always is funny. Especially when sluts call themselves "playas."
Liquid-Snake
October 29th, 2007
1:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
The guys hitting that are all probably over 18 or some sh*t. MY baby.
AnarchyX6942
November 11th, 2007
12:14:59 AM CST
(0)
I blame this on bad parenting... Parents, PLEASE beat your children