Requiem For A YTMNDer
Created on: October 14th, 2007
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Written as an IM from Feedrosie to Max, because underneath his talented exterior, he's psychotic. I hope I have passed on to you the fear, concern, and frustration he gave to us both
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sapphi
October 14th, 2007
8:54:55 PM CDT
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LOVE THIS ROFL
soman
October 14th, 2007
8:56:18 PM CDT
(0)
poop
DaveKap
October 14th, 2007
8:56:21 PM CDT
(3)
Needs more Yiddish Cup.
mikekz
October 15th, 2007
3:58:33 PM CDT
(-1)
olol, i rhemembr taht.
CreepPipe
October 14th, 2007
8:59:02 PM CDT
(4)
lol. I'm so f*cking glad I stuck around for the whole thing.
CreepPipe
October 14th, 2007
9:29:45 PM CDT
(7)
Only positive comment downvoted and the only 3 comments I've made since logging on have been dowvoted...hmm. Mind telling me what I did to rub you the wrong way this time fourest?
Delphanious
October 14th, 2007
9:00:34 PM CDT
(0)
skfyre
October 14th, 2007
9:01:11 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. Good job drawing the reader in and making them stick around until the finale.
Z3R0Z0MB13
October 14th, 2007
9:05:33 PM CDT
(0)
agreed
Feedrosie
October 14th, 2007
9:06:13 PM CDT
(0)
I love you.
keatonkeaton999
October 14th, 2007
9:25:45 PM CDT
(0)
why arent you getting any credit for this?
nuclearbastard
October 14th, 2007
9:40:27 PM CDT
(0)
I am holding off on the creds until this tones down a bit. Suspension of disbelief and all that. But yeah, this is Feedrosie's writing, his BG sound engineering, and his suggestion that I actually rap the last part.
kepledon
October 14th, 2007
9:53:38 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Kacen
October 14th, 2007
9:07:47 PM CDT
(1)
I was actually buying it...
Mazaku
October 14th, 2007
9:10:38 PM CDT
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tl;dr
SamSwashbuckler
October 14th, 2007
9:13:25 PM CDT
(2)
man I can't believe I sat through that whole piece of crap, but lol @ the end
silversapien
October 14th, 2007
9:15:09 PM CDT
(2)
F*cking GOLD Jerry! GOLD!!!!
Goneja
October 14th, 2007
9:16:58 PM CDT
(0)
We've been bel-aired by a God, thank you
Feedrosie
October 14th, 2007
9:21:03 PM CDT
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http://digg.com/videos/people/What_happens_when_an_Internet_geek_kills_someone
junit
October 14th, 2007
9:24:35 PM CDT
(0)
worth every second
wisdumcube
October 14th, 2007
9:25:31 PM CDT
(0)
I knew it. You f*cker.
MattLittleJ
October 14th, 2007
9:25:56 PM CDT
(0)
tl;dr
pledge
October 14th, 2007
9:31:01 PM CDT
(0)
Most win evvvar
ubermann
October 14th, 2007
9:33:23 PM CDT
(0)
"it was emotional i thought you were going to jail then all of a sudden bel air
Blackore
October 14th, 2007
9:34:05 PM CDT
(0)
WILL!!!!!!!
seth333
October 14th, 2007
9:38:46 PM CDT
(1)
I feel as if I was violated watching this, in the good way though.
humbajoe
October 14th, 2007
9:39:09 PM CDT
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boring.
KolYma
October 14th, 2007
9:39:46 PM CDT
(-1)
win win win win win win WIN I SAY WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
peesauce
October 14th, 2007
9:40:43 PM CDT
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1
mrvlcmcs
October 14th, 2007
9:44:22 PM CDT
(0)
OMG F*CKING WIN!
frenchbreadpizza
October 14th, 2007
9:46:30 PM CDT
(31)
I remember the first time I killed a man. It felt like my life got flipped turned upside down.
AntwanDavis
October 14th, 2007
9:50:06 PM CDT
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ADD kicked in...
MatZio
October 14th, 2007
9:51:24 PM CDT
(0)
hahahah
Larry-Foulke
October 14th, 2007
9:52:23 PM CDT
(0)
^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
guyledouche
October 14th, 2007
9:53:08 PM CDT
(0)
unique, so far as I know
Joeynjoey
October 14th, 2007
10:16:46 PM CDT
(0)
i saw it coming once the text ran off the screen, well played regardless.
EmperorPenguin
October 14th, 2007
10:30:41 PM CDT
(0)
haha, you knew it was coming but you just couldnt prepare yourself for it <3
atomicbolt
October 14th, 2007
10:34:31 PM CDT
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"riveting, edge-of-your-seat suspense" -jew york times
VomitingKermit
October 14th, 2007
10:34:42 PM CDT
(0)
I...have...been...Bel Air'd. LMFAO!!
syncan
October 14th, 2007
11:09:48 PM CDT
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Came back to 5 this. ... Okay, off to killing more people, now.
NESer
October 14th, 2007
11:25:42 PM CDT
(1)
Oh joy. I wasted god knows how much time for some ancient internet forum joke to kick in. But, I guess that's my fault though.
PinkFuzzyBunny
October 14th, 2007
11:46:26 PM CDT
(-1)
needs more chicken and watermelon
VgMasta
October 15th, 2007
10:53:52 AM CDT
(-1)
And booty
WESTBEN2002
October 14th, 2007
11:51:55 PM CDT
(0)
i was going to one this and leave a arrogant comment, something like 'lighten up Francis'....but dude...BRAV-F*cking-O...WIN WIN WIN
BTVagrant
October 14th, 2007
11:56:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol f*cking owned
wyrdoftweek
October 15th, 2007
12:32:41 AM CDT
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what the f*cking hell is this sh*t? yes i saw the fresh prince part, still, what the f*ck is this sh*t?
Babyeater
October 15th, 2007
12:56:38 AM CDT
(0)
"Today I killed a guy IRL" cracked me up. Then i got bored and kept thinking about how much sh*t this guy was full of. Then i felt embarrassed even though i'm the only one in the house.
LordNu
October 15th, 2007
1:06:49 AM CDT
(0)
Thats Lulz right there.
Dystopian
October 15th, 2007
1:54:44 AM CDT
(-1)
Lol. Little long though~
Glavius
October 15th, 2007
1:55:59 AM CDT
(0)
No one should stick around for the joke in this site dear god that takes way too long
sironyx
October 15th, 2007
2:10:45 AM CDT
(7)
I saw the ending, I didn't want to, but it was like a magnet drawing me in. The ending was... anticlimactic. When it was over I was the same damn person with the same damn life. I'll never get to move to Bel Air.
floomdesk
October 15th, 2007
2:47:12 AM CDT
(0)
5
smoothmedia
October 15th, 2007
2:58:15 AM CDT
(-1)
oh man, i rofl'd all over my waffles
Herald77
October 15th, 2007
3:13:31 AM CDT
(7)
Wait, what the hell happened to the frat guy you stabbed, he went to the hospital right?
muhammed-olie
October 15th, 2007
8:45:00 AM CDT
(2)
oh my f*cking god
DarthWang
October 15th, 2007
3:40:30 AM CDT
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Old joke
mcearlgrey
October 15th, 2007
4:52:04 AM CDT
(0)
I'm really glad I ignored my instincts and watched through to the end.
PaRappa
October 15th, 2007
5:35:21 AM CDT
(-1)
In West Philadelphia born and raised...
Father-McKenzie
October 15th, 2007
6:02:03 AM CDT
(2)
do you expect me to sit through all that
dmaz
October 15th, 2007
9:52:54 AM CDT
(6)
no. we expect you to go molest altar boys
nugget
October 15th, 2007
6:13:11 AM CDT
(2)
F, singing sucks and if you don't know what its like to kill someone, start with yourself please.
TofurkeyJerky
October 15th, 2007
6:45:11 AM CDT
(0)
Damn! I got Bel Air'd.
Chav-Slayer
October 15th, 2007
7:44:14 AM CDT
(0)
Might as well kick it!
Caesar123
October 15th, 2007
7:53:26 AM CDT
(0)
bel-air'd
CaptainRescue
October 15th, 2007
7:55:51 AM CDT
(0)
I have been owned. Thank you.
miggy
October 15th, 2007
8:12:37 AM CDT
(0)
Bel-air'd. F*cker
Hepathos
October 15th, 2007
8:16:09 AM CDT
(1)
So killing is like f*cking the first time? Then you need to kill more, until it's feels good!
Erkki
October 15th, 2007
8:21:50 AM CDT
(0)
might as well kick it
omgbomb
October 15th, 2007
8:24:22 AM CDT
(-2)
horrible title
cheekygirl
October 15th, 2007
8:24:24 AM CDT
(1)
damn youu
CanadianEh
October 15th, 2007
8:28:07 AM CDT
(-2)
I DONT VOTE!
bigboy987
October 15th, 2007
8:31:10 AM CDT
(-3)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
renegade64
October 15th, 2007
6:30:10 PM CDT
(2)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stealthman80
October 15th, 2007
8:38:02 AM CDT
(0)
ahh nice
Captain-L337
October 15th, 2007
8:52:30 AM CDT
(2)
All THAT for a f*cking Bel-Air. I seriously hate you. 5, god-damn-it
egonym
October 15th, 2007
8:57:11 AM CDT
(1)
they might have ytmnd in prison...
itsmytime
October 15th, 2007
9:16:29 AM CDT
(0)
sacramento, california?? isthat where ur from?
yourgrandma
October 15th, 2007
9:52:13 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Lasada
October 15th, 2007
9:59:38 AM CDT
(0)
SO MUCH 5
OctopusDropkick
October 15th, 2007
10:01:55 AM CDT
(2)
im not sitting through this sh*t you retard. ytmnd is for quick laughs. it's a gag. it's a cyber-fart. it isn't performance art.
Stig
October 15th, 2007
10:27:03 AM CDT
(1)
"No more f*cking ytmnd!"
The-Bored
October 15th, 2007
10:42:25 AM CDT
(1)
Flawless victory.
DrWario87
October 15th, 2007
10:42:48 AM CDT
(-1)
5'd but I was gonna fave til it bacame apparent it was a fictional account
koryoko
October 15th, 2007
10:46:57 AM CDT
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42 years old and all you came up with was a bel-air? Nuke, you need to work on your voice. I didn't even want to hear all of it because your voice annoys me. Feed did a good job on the effects, but no sound engineering can cure that voice of yours.
Pettitman
October 15th, 2007
10:51:41 AM CDT
(0)
pretty happy.
brachiosaurus
October 15th, 2007
11:01:04 AM CDT
(-2)
rawr.
cobalt
October 15th, 2007
11:10:28 AM CDT
(0)
DID NOT EXPECT IT AT ALL. you get 5 golden stars.
slice-o-fried-gold
October 15th, 2007
11:16:16 AM CDT
(1)
Wow
pussinboots
October 15th, 2007
11:20:43 AM CDT
(-1)
i wanted more than Bel Air.....still kept me unbored for a while tho
Mooshu
October 15th, 2007
11:25:26 AM CDT
(0)
Thats sick man.... ... but also pretty funny.
Diablo
October 15th, 2007
11:41:02 AM CDT
(0)
nice timing.
samislol
October 15th, 2007
11:56:55 AM CDT
(0)
excellently done.
greekperson0305
October 15th, 2007
12:00:47 PM CDT
(0)
Rofl!
HockeyUSA27
October 15th, 2007
12:13:18 PM CDT
(0)
prairiedogeric10
October 15th, 2007
12:14:10 PM CDT
(0)
I read the entire thing with the sound off earlier today when I was in a public place. I read the comments to see what all the fuss was about so I knew what was coming, but 5 anyway
Ryanonymous
October 15th, 2007
12:55:06 PM CDT
(0)
Was worth the wait.
Pahndha
October 15th, 2007
12:56:40 PM CDT
(0)
well i got belaird
NeverAutomatic
October 15th, 2007
1:22:04 PM CDT
(0)
here I was thinking I would learn what it's like to kill a guy.
dolfan1349
October 15th, 2007
1:30:09 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
bt-Lyger
October 15th, 2007
1:57:48 PM CDT
(0)
LOLOLOL <333333
Kargok
October 15th, 2007
1:59:50 PM CDT
(-1)
Went too long, gave me time to think so I saw it coming...if it was shorter it might have caught me offguard
NinjaGeek
February 20th, 2008
11:41:06 PM CST
(0)
it was the fact that it went so long that made it better than your average bel-air
steakman
October 15th, 2007
2:00:50 PM CDT
(0)
saphhi stfu you weeaboo c*nt. I WAS A MISSTEAK MAAAAN!
Twinsen
October 15th, 2007
2:15:48 PM CDT
(0)
YES!
mountainmage
October 15th, 2007
2:20:31 PM CDT
(2)
I wish I knew how to explain this 4 in a way that didn't come off in some f*ggoty "Dear Diary" tone.
coneythecone
October 15th, 2007
2:26:31 PM CDT
(0)
i knew i was gonna get bel-aired, due to the fact that the page was cut off at the bottom......
K-Star
October 15th, 2007
2:27:34 PM CDT
(0)
Oh God... Bel-air'd. Nicely done!
meeps2u
October 15th, 2007
2:40:46 PM CDT
(0)
greatest ending ever
hanktherapper
October 15th, 2007
2:45:02 PM CDT
(-1)
So how has this not been flagged NSFW yet?
jasonkrowe
October 15th, 2007
3:34:55 PM CDT
(2)
Magnetic Chests people.....MAGNETIC
twentyTWO
October 15th, 2007
3:45:19 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. You rule!
elWray
October 15th, 2007
4:49:17 PM CDT
(0)
lol great stuff, i saw it coming twords the end
Abel2
October 15th, 2007
5:13:33 PM CDT
(0)
THAT WAS F*CKING Great!
the-internet
October 15th, 2007
5:14:21 PM CDT
(0)
SO GLAD I WAITED lol!!!
koolaider
October 15th, 2007
5:31:24 PM CDT
(0)
I die a little inside every time I get Bel-Air'd
Ollivander
October 15th, 2007
5:50:17 PM CDT
(0)
I was so upset because the Fresh Prince logo came up early :(
Redjakk
October 15th, 2007
6:12:02 PM CDT
(0)
I'm glad that people have enough patience for the payoff.
Legend
October 15th, 2007
7:12:26 PM CDT
(0)
EPIC
Fareaster
October 15th, 2007
7:57:27 PM CDT
(0)
No f*cking ytmnd.
Jorgezoltan
October 15th, 2007
8:04:38 PM CDT
(0)
I can't believe I didn't see that coming. Awesome.
ColdStone
October 15th, 2007
9:08:21 PM CDT
(0)
This is pure genius. I was minorly amused at the emo confession, and was confused when he kept talking off the end of the image. Priceless.
MTown
October 15th, 2007
9:32:08 PM CDT
(0)
I fell for the trap. It sounded just like a real emo-ish LiveJournal entry would sound. Great idea
therealdjjoker
October 15th, 2007
10:44:13 PM CDT
(0)
I was expecting a scare site, but I was pleasantly surprised.
Airwolf
October 15th, 2007
11:16:41 PM CDT
(-2)
predictable end is predictable
RichardJ
October 15th, 2007
11:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
O SHI-
Mullah
October 16th, 2007
3:16:15 AM CDT
(0)
nuclearbastard is innocent!
klink-darkmoon
October 16th, 2007
6:10:05 AM CDT
(1)
i was about to vote 2, but something at the end changed my mind
Largemidget
October 16th, 2007
3:13:17 PM CDT
(0)
you won the internet, dont spend it all in one place
Iheartgames101
October 16th, 2007
4:34:20 PM CDT
(-2)
i LOL'ed IRL
humbajoe
October 16th, 2007
5:15:53 PM CDT
(-1)
You laugh at...really dull, boring, unfunny things...
SmittyJoe
October 16th, 2007
6:35:30 PM CDT
(0)
BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN. BEST. WIN.
omgbomb
October 16th, 2007
6:48:21 PM CDT
(-1)
The internet is serious f*cking business
Dasyati
October 16th, 2007
7:17:56 PM CDT
(0)
Tell Feedrosie he fails for not knowing the correct lyrics by heart.
tmtigd
October 16th, 2007
8:53:15 PM CDT
(0)
F*ck you.
cosbymon
October 16th, 2007
9:36:38 PM CDT
(-1)
Anyone who doesn't 5 this should be stabbed to death like the story IRL.
Reinhart
October 16th, 2007
11:31:07 PM CDT
(0)
That was the biggest lead up to a Bel-Air joke I've ever seen. Just for that you get a 5.
coolname
October 17th, 2007
4:43:13 AM CDT
(0)
You bastard, I thought something like that was gonna happen!
CBAM
October 17th, 2007
9:40:24 AM CDT
(0)
dude theres a joke where?
craw
October 17th, 2007
11:11:10 AM CDT
(0)
I was expecting an NEDM in there somewhere.
KingPotBingSoo
October 17th, 2007
5:07:41 PM CDT
(0)
5ed but was the fresh prince signal supposed to pop out before the song?
PastorTravis
October 17th, 2007
6:41:15 PM CDT
(2)
welcome to 4chan, wait a second this isn't 4chan
Godfather17
October 18th, 2007
9:03:54 AM CDT
(0)
haha that was great
Xizer
October 18th, 2007
1:21:45 PM CDT
(-2)
tl;dr
Burrich
October 18th, 2007
6:44:13 PM CDT
(0)
i came here looking for drunk frat boys
Pgood
October 19th, 2007
10:11:02 PM CDT
(0)
Woulda been 3, but you get a star for doing the rap yourself.
Canon
October 20th, 2007
9:18:42 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY SH*T
EckyThump
October 22nd, 2007
2:17:44 PM CDT
(0)
You crafty son of a sailor... I've been had!
teddo
November 17th, 2007
2:57:05 PM CST
(0)
syht, that mdae my day.
xxblindchildxx
November 17th, 2007
9:32:01 PM CST
(0)
I knew there was something more to this lol. you nutter. x
kokochan
December 25th, 2007
3:32:03 AM CST
(0)
OMFG why the hell did I sit around for that just to get Bel air'd?!?! ><
NinjaGeek
February 20th, 2008
11:43:11 PM CST
(-1)
I love this site, just cause I spent the whole time being pissed that you weren't pronouncing the misspellings like all the other dramatic readings, then suddenly epic kicks me in the face, and impregnates my nose, so next think I know 2 snot fetuses are shooting out of me in the form of truely epic lulz