Medieval Don't Tase Me Bro!
Created on: September 19th, 2007
Medieval Don't Tase Me Bro!
Neo-Deus 
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Little did he know that Lord Kerrington was actually answering his query.
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killabee
September 19th, 2007
6:34:53 PM CDT
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Perfectly executed.
PsiHero
September 20th, 2007
2:53:18 AM CDT
(11)
Expert mode
fyrestorm
September 20th, 2007
8:11:57 AM CDT
(7)
oh this old gag
gman62191
September 20th, 2007
4:11:27 PM CDT
(5)
Best one in a loooooooooooooong time.
scorpkris
September 20th, 2007
5:37:36 PM CDT
(5)
executed like Hussein?
clockwork463
September 19th, 2007
6:37:15 PM CDT
(4)
LoLoLolOlOl
g0ast
September 20th, 2007
11:25:59 PM CDT
(3)
When we went in, there were three police officers, Blaky, Whitiee and Gurl, that's not a grand tase-olition. We can don't do it better.™
HockeyUSA27
September 19th, 2007
6:37:57 PM CDT
(9)
Medieval makes a motherf*cking epic comebacketh!
megatron
September 20th, 2007
12:55:14 PM CDT
(6)
loleth
DonnieDarko
September 19th, 2007
6:39:10 PM CDT
(12)
DONT TASE ME BRO
Crusader
September 19th, 2007
10:33:39 PM CDT
(9)
… says the tall white kid to the group of short female officers and the single black guy. Don't tase me, brothar!
zabijam
September 20th, 2007
3:29:48 AM CDT
(3)
lol, Kerry is wearing a dress
Fareaster
September 20th, 2007
3:45:06 AM CDT
(3)
DONT TASE ME BRO
scorpkris
September 20th, 2007
5:38:28 PM CDT
(3)
DON'T TASTE ME BRO
Sweetards
September 22nd, 2007
10:41:11 PM CDT
(3)
SO IS TASING BROS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE TO HIGH FIVES? I'VE BEEN WONDERING THAT FOR A WHILE. HIGH FIVE BROS?
Foodnipple
September 19th, 2007
6:40:53 PM CDT
(4)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
DynX
September 19th, 2007
6:41:20 PM CDT
(4)
Nice.
s3m1lol
September 19th, 2007
6:44:09 PM CDT
(5)
I bestow upon thee, a 5.
Grayfox354
September 19th, 2007
6:48:05 PM CDT
(5)
ALACK! XD
Tehmanwithchicken
September 19th, 2007
6:49:14 PM CDT
(5)
That filthy peasant!
Timex
September 19th, 2007
6:51:39 PM CDT
(4)
awesome use of the medieval thing
TheCynic
September 19th, 2007
6:56:50 PM CDT
(6)
ALAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
centralbandit
September 19th, 2007
6:57:26 PM CDT
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hey this is cool and original.
Pettitman
September 19th, 2007
7:00:33 PM CDT
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+2 for ALAAAAACK
Coolgamer
September 19th, 2007
7:00:36 PM CDT
(11)
...
Coolgamer
September 20th, 2007
9:59:16 AM CDT
(10)
Oddly enough this is one of my highest rated comments. Maybe I should just shut up more often.
SMZ
September 20th, 2007
7:19:18 PM CDT
(1)
Or you just hope that you're commenting on one of those sites where every single upvote gets +'d and every single downvote gets -'d. Which is everyone's que to - the living sh*t out of this comment in an ironic twist of fate
Tehmanwithchicken
September 21st, 2007
6:14:55 PM CDT
(3)
I minused it because no one else would. :D
MU5E
September 19th, 2007
7:01:45 PM CDT
(8)
It should read "I hath made no offense," not "I madeth no offense." Still 5 worthy, though.
syckls
September 19th, 2007
7:17:05 PM CDT
(15)
Just give it up. Our efforts fail when we try to correct them on MODERN grammar. Extending our reach to Elizabethan grammar is tantamount to suicide.
Tevyk
September 19th, 2007
7:28:24 PM CDT
(10)
i dnt understadn wot u just said but it sounds sm u sound msatr so 5 heheeh
ChemKneazle
September 19th, 2007
7:02:32 PM CDT
(6)
I love you.
FuzzyDuck
September 19th, 2007
7:02:32 PM CDT
(6)
lawl
jorrar
September 19th, 2007
7:03:44 PM CDT
(5)
lolololol
EdenMaster
September 19th, 2007
7:14:25 PM CDT
(6)
Medieval always makes me lawl.
koolaider
September 19th, 2007
7:18:52 PM CDT
(6)
Thank you for making this.
kwsn
September 19th, 2007
7:27:13 PM CDT
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tapestry generator
Dali
September 19th, 2007
7:28:20 PM CDT
(6)
Wow, first good medieval site in a long while.
ziquan
September 19th, 2007
7:29:43 PM CDT
(5)
beauty
BaconWrappedBacon
September 19th, 2007
7:35:17 PM CDT
(6)
good to see the Medieval fad making a comeback.... even if it has to be on the DTMB junk
VdgReturns
September 19th, 2007
7:41:15 PM CDT
(5)
Thine site did bestow a smile upon yonder face.
wisdumcube
September 19th, 2007
7:59:28 PM CDT
(6)
I madeth no offense
DarthWang
September 19th, 2007
8:02:07 PM CDT
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1
sselzler
September 19th, 2007
8:14:08 PM CDT
(7)
Lightning Box.
M2112
September 19th, 2007
9:22:24 PM CDT
(4)
For 5.
TheBigDawg
September 20th, 2007
5:31:14 AM CDT
(5)
Lightning Box in a box.
s3m1lol
September 20th, 2007
12:50:35 PM CDT
(9)
My dick in a lightning box.
Crusty
September 19th, 2007
8:38:48 PM CDT
(6)
Yeah, Kerry and his phony combat record at Agincourt.
RinjoClans
September 19th, 2007
8:49:23 PM CDT
(5)
oooh how i miss the medieval ytmnd
KolosoK
September 19th, 2007
8:52:23 PM CDT
(5)
looooooooooool
Tranceplant
September 19th, 2007
8:58:30 PM CDT
(5)
LOL XD Yes chicken dinner winner!
Pacific-PanDeist
September 19th, 2007
9:04:17 PM CDT
(5)
F*cking 5 for beating me to it, you goddamn bastard sonofabitch!!
Kradark
September 19th, 2007
9:07:43 PM CDT
(5)
Nice choice of words for taser: Lightning box.
alextide32
September 19th, 2007
9:22:55 PM CDT
(5)
LMAO!!! wow this ytmnd made my day! LOL!!!
burntbythestove
September 19th, 2007
9:30:33 PM CDT
(5)
quite good. quite good.
PerfectDuke
September 19th, 2007
9:53:00 PM CDT
(8)
The medieval fad should never die. Ever.
Drunkencrono
September 19th, 2007
9:54:16 PM CDT
(5)
Pretty good, and the first one of these sites I've seen to actually have the name of the song! Not that it's worth listening to outside of these YTMNDs...But uh...Yes.
cyclonus
September 19th, 2007
10:04:13 PM CDT
(5)
best medieval in quite a while. perfectly executed.
Spuzbal
September 19th, 2007
10:07:00 PM CDT
(6)
Zounds! I hath not seeyne a medieval YTMND in many an ayge! Haveth thou a fyve! Also, lolle at descryptione.
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
September 19th, 2007
10:15:04 PM CDT
(5)
A credit to the fad.
RichardJ
September 19th, 2007
10:42:01 PM CDT
(5)
i f*cking lol'd
rashudo
September 19th, 2007
10:55:35 PM CDT
(5)
Don't five me bro!
kitkat
September 19th, 2007
11:10:21 PM CDT
(5)
This reminds me of YTMND like two years ago.. that is, complete ownage
Psychonaut
September 20th, 2007
12:08:03 AM CDT
(5)
Well played!
Twinsen
September 20th, 2007
12:58:12 AM CDT
(5)
I'm suddenly comforted by these.
civiliansam
September 20th, 2007
1:59:31 AM CDT
(5)
This just made my morning. Thank you !
firechill
September 20th, 2007
3:19:49 AM CDT
(5)
ALAAACK 5
morelikeamirite
September 20th, 2007
3:27:03 AM CDT
(5)
I love good YTMNDs where every comment gets upvoted for no reason 3 or 4 times. It's the feel good site of the day, verily!
Saint-Attitude
September 20th, 2007
4:13:53 AM CDT
(5)
I miss these
AntwanDavis
September 20th, 2007
5:34:23 AM CDT
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Are you sure you didn't pick an old enough fad?
dctownes
September 20th, 2007
5:54:04 AM CDT
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111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
TofurkeyJerky
September 20th, 2007
7:09:07 AM CDT
(5)
Ha! Brethren.
roq
September 20th, 2007
8:10:44 AM CDT
(5)
Guard uses orb of chain lightning +3. Critical hit!
Runaf
September 20th, 2007
8:18:17 AM CDT
(5)
LOL I was starting to miss this fad
Zunit
September 20th, 2007
8:25:51 AM CDT
(5)
This is so f-cking funny I can't stand it.
Total-KO
September 20th, 2007
9:06:15 AM CDT
(5)
I be Lord Cooketh!
Chav-Slayer
September 20th, 2007
9:13:00 AM CDT
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He madeth no offense!
ThatGuyThere
September 20th, 2007
9:15:53 AM CDT
(5)
Hilarious.
Goneja
September 20th, 2007
9:21:34 AM CDT
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Downvote on the priciple that its not fair a simple medieval ytmnd made #1 on day 2..why
djinn88
September 20th, 2007
9:33:28 AM CDT
(5)
How are these made?
brachiosaurus
September 20th, 2007
9:35:40 AM CDT
(5)
RAWR!
geoguy91
September 20th, 2007
9:59:42 AM CDT
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i;ve had it with this motherf*cking fad on this motherf*cking plane. I mean pencil.
genkidama20
September 20th, 2007
10:13:04 AM CDT
(5)
hahaha, yee deserveth it
inkdrinker
September 20th, 2007
10:36:09 AM CDT
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The tapestry generator was funny when SA did it years ago. It was beaten into the ground well before this. This site has tunneled all the way to comedy hell.
jewass
September 20th, 2007
10:44:19 AM CDT
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welcome to two years ago
Coolgamer
September 20th, 2007
10:45:47 AM CDT
(5)
tazerrave.ytmnd.com
interule
September 20th, 2007
12:05:02 PM CDT
(5)
Perfection
pauliscooler
September 20th, 2007
12:28:19 PM CDT
(5)
LOL
Icecream458
September 20th, 2007
12:34:31 PM CDT
(5)
It's good to see a familiar face in a of sea of sh*t.
jax1492
September 20th, 2007
1:50:47 PM CDT
(5)
lol
abruzz0
September 20th, 2007
1:54:30 PM CDT
(5)
This is funny
samislol
September 20th, 2007
2:05:58 PM CDT
(6)
medieval just doesn't get old to me.
soapalope
September 20th, 2007
3:09:40 PM CDT
(5)
I saw some guys do a re-enactment of this very tapestry at the renaissance faire: http://medievaldtmb.ytmnd.com
egonym
September 20th, 2007
3:22:19 PM CDT
(5)
your mom's got a lighting box
punkkillah1288
September 20th, 2007
4:23:44 PM CDT
(5)
git 'em with yur lightnin boxes!
SirLemming
September 20th, 2007
5:50:42 PM CDT
(3)
I know some people will call this a cheap fad cash-in. But it made me laugh. How can I hold anything against it?
therealtruth
September 20th, 2007
6:43:28 PM CDT
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old, was hardly that funny when it was new.
Habadacus
September 20th, 2007
7:39:06 PM CDT
(2)
5'd. 1/2 a point for every A in ALAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Recon001
September 20th, 2007
8:15:58 PM CDT
(2)
I have seen none better.
TheManDog
September 20th, 2007
8:20:29 PM CDT
(2)
Much deserved 5 for you, brethren!
Sx
September 20th, 2007
9:12:56 PM CDT
(2)
Lmao! Best use of this fad in a long time!
bigbagofbutts
September 20th, 2007
9:32:03 PM CDT
(-1)
f*cking horrible, I wish I could vote this less than 1
Icecream458
September 23rd, 2007
9:44:14 AM CDT
(0)
Negative stars system would be abused by every downvoter. Could you imagine?
Mrbbad
September 20th, 2007
10:38:27 PM CDT
(2)
5 star -- though DAMN was I looking forward to audio clips blended in somehow. :)
sullilex
September 21st, 2007
8:18:55 AM CDT
(2)
Good form, Jack. Good form.
prairiedogeric10
September 21st, 2007
6:31:30 PM CDT
(2)
I f*ckin hate this fad, but you had to have been quick to think this one up
deadphishiy
September 22nd, 2007
2:07:05 PM CDT
(3)
medieval is still the best parody around.
Dewey
September 26th, 2007
2:04:47 AM CDT
(1)
stankdrawers
September 27th, 2007
7:07:44 PM CDT
(-1)
more of the same tired bullsh*t
comrier6083
October 10th, 2007
5:18:22 PM CDT
(0)
Alack, I did not for see that thee hath madeth..... one liek this.
Andreus
November 2nd, 2007
12:48:34 AM CDT
(0)
Don't 5 me bro!
Fleshrend
January 3rd, 2008
5:35:46 AM CST
(0)
verily doth i lol
Wesyeed
February 9th, 2008
12:01:59 AM CST
(0)
alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Brandon00151
March 18th, 2008
3:34:39 PM CDT
(0)
lightning box lol
TKGB
March 24th, 2009
1:41:37 AM CDT
(0)
This one makes me laugh everytime. :D