It's not so funny when it's real
Created on: September 9th, 2007
It's not so funny when it's real
Towelie lives !

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September 9th, 2007
(27)
kuh kuh yeah !
September 9th, 2007
(6)
dr. rockso and towelie match made in drug heaven
September 9th, 2007
(1)
I TOOOK COOOCAAAAAAIIINEEE
September 9th, 2007
(0)
I"M ON COCAINE!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
oh is my nose bleedin?
September 9th, 2007
(5)
holy sh*t, goatse hands.
September 9th, 2007
(4)
I DO COCAAIIINNNE
September 9th, 2007
(3)
Points to scorpkris for being the first person in three tries to get it right. "I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown... I DO COCAIIINE!"
September 9th, 2007
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But you forgot the "Yeah yeah yeah!" at the end. D:
September 9th, 2007
(2)
F*CK YES
September 10th, 2007
(1)
I was actually reminded of the episode of Doctor Who where he meets a strange stretched out tissue layer of cloth like sentience.
September 9th, 2007
(14)
HOLY SH*T SON
September 9th, 2007
(1)
September 9th, 2007
(19)
must have been fun staring at goatse for 5 minutes hoping no one would walk in the room while you were cropping out the hands.
September 11th, 2007
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wisdumcub saw the hidden image and sh*t a brick.
September 9th, 2007
(34)
5 for the goatse hands
September 9th, 2007
(14)
haha I didn't even notice that before.
September 9th, 2007
(26)
You've seen Goatse way too many times if you can pick his hands out of a line up.
September 9th, 2007
(5)
OMFG didn't see goatse hands, but that makes it so much better. Near-perfect site.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
5 for Rooster plate in the window.
September 9th, 2007
(-1)
When I get that feeling, I need some sexual healing
September 9th, 2007
(2)
I had to go back and check.....then I choked on my drink
September 9th, 2007
(3)
"You've seen Goatse way too many times if you can pick his hands out of a line up." - Truth. That's pretty f*cking creepy, lol.
September 9th, 2007
(4)
if you've seen them once, they're pretty much seared into your retinas for eternity
September 9th, 2007
(8)
actually i have a set of already cut out goatse hands for easy goatse action , with kung fu grip
September 9th, 2007
(6)
I feel sorry for whoever had to edit out the goatse hands...
September 11th, 2007
(1)
Goatse hands just add to the horror factor.
September 9th, 2007
(14)
I think I'm high enough, thanks.
September 9th, 2007
(12)
i thought it was funny
September 9th, 2007
(1)
Funny and disturbing!
September 9th, 2007
(11)
LOL (18) 5's
September 9th, 2007
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September 9th, 2007
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waiting for the comment votes...
September 9th, 2007
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September 9th, 2007
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599 U.S. Votes
September 9th, 2007
(15)
Wow... I've never seen so many 5s at the start before!
September 9th, 2007
(12)
Well its a lot of alts, but its been happening to a few people so it's probably not Bondo. But still, it's funny as hell and without the alts would be doing very well on it's own.
September 9th, 2007
(12)
Me either. This is what we call the apocalypse.
September 9th, 2007
(17)
i'm as suprised as you all are
September 9th, 2007
(11)
MMMHMMMM SURE YOU ARE
September 9th, 2007
(14)
LMAO, I wonder if towely is made out of hemp
September 9th, 2007
(13)
i'm serious , the only person i link ytmnds to is fourest and he isn't online
September 9th, 2007
(9)
Where's fourest? Check the vending machines...
September 10th, 2007
(0)
^Hes a suspect.
September 10th, 2007
(1)
He's probably off sucking some dick for the good of Canadians everywhere.
September 9th, 2007
(8)
Fived because I'll feel guilty if I ruin the site's perfect rating.
September 9th, 2007
(8)
eww someone ruined the perfect 5
September 9th, 2007
(8)
sorry back to perfect 5
September 9th, 2007
(8)
awww yeahhhh
September 9th, 2007
(11)
maybe with stuff like this in top rated max will finally work on this site again
September 9th, 2007
(6)
LOLOLOL
September 9th, 2007
(1)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
September 10th, 2007
(1)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
September 10th, 2007
(1)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
September 14th, 2007
(0)
lol
September 9th, 2007
(7)
looks like someone was a naughty boy and didn't vote 5.
September 9th, 2007
(8)
damn you agoxide!
September 9th, 2007
(4)
Terrifying. Even worse--I get it. O_O
September 13th, 2007
(-1)
I don't. Please enlighten.
September 9th, 2007
(7)
We are posting in a legendary ytmnd folks. You know, the ones that people talk about in legends and fairy tales and stuff. They thought it couldn't be done, they thought the system couldn't be beat. They were wrong.
September 9th, 2007
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haha sooo creepy
September 9th, 2007
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September 9th, 2007
(2)
I think the most ironic thing is that most sites on up and coming with this many votes usually get more favorites than this.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
Interestingly enough I think everyone is more interested in the votes than the site itself.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
yeah, no kidding. I would be happy to grant this site a fav of approval, but then I would be the only one on the comment page with a fav next to his comment.
September 9th, 2007
(3)
MASS UPVOTES FTW
September 9th, 2007
(1)
Very cool, 5'd
September 9th, 2007
(8)
the point is you derailed the upvote train and killed thousands
September 9th, 2007
(10)
This is why we can't have nice things
September 9th, 2007
(2)
lol
September 9th, 2007
(0)
^ the password to this account is : UnreasonableExpectations
September 9th, 2007
(1)
^ That's too many letters.
September 9th, 2007
(2)
Nice!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Woah, trippy.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
omfg tripping the f*ck out right now
September 9th, 2007
(1)
nice
September 9th, 2007
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September 9th, 2007
(0)
WAT THE F*CK
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Hell yeah I do.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
creepy... nice!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
holy sh*t
September 9th, 2007
(0)
holy sweet jesus
September 9th, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Good Lord, that's random.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
That WAS f*cking scary.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
still funny
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Oh man, I have no idea what's going on.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
That's the melody to funky town
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Yes. Yes I do.
September 9th, 2007
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Add, "Don't forget to bring a towel", for a 5
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Awesome sound, awesome idea, awesome picture. 5.
September 9th, 2007
(-1)
Actually, you forgot poland.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
September 9th, 2007
(0)
O_o
September 9th, 2007
(2)
5'd for making me sh*t myself. -1 for making me sh*t myself.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
that doesn't make any sense.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
omfg
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Lol! Funnier with repetition.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
WTF?
September 9th, 2007
(0)
is everyone high or what
September 9th, 2007
(0)
funny
September 9th, 2007
(0)
i sure do!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Hit the bong.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
If I saw that in my house I would sh*t myself.
September 9th, 2007
(2)
If I see him, I should stop drugs.
September 9th, 2007
(3)
Over contrasted image, causing colors to bleed -4 +5 because people will rape my sisters if I give it a low score
September 9th, 2007
(0)
i can't believe no one recognizes towelies face
September 9th, 2007
(0)
WTF
September 9th, 2007
(0)
What IS that music from? I know I've heard it before.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE
September 9th, 2007
(0)
I'd hit it... ...also, nice place you've got there.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Point well made.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
wow
September 9th, 2007
(0)
i wonder if he will still take me to funky town
September 9th, 2007
(0)
no...it's hillarious
September 9th, 2007
(0)
hahahah gooooood
September 9th, 2007
(0)
I SEE BIRDS IN THE BACKGROUND!
September 9th, 2007
(4)
THIS IS TOWELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
finally someone got it
September 9th, 2007
(0)
But wtf are his legs from?
September 9th, 2007
(0)
The mouth and the eyes gave it away.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
the legs are from some ad for shorts , and i put yellow chucks on em
September 9th, 2007
(1)
Sooooo good.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
ftw!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
LOLOLOOOOOOL
September 9th, 2007
(-2)
Goatse hands ftw
September 9th, 2007
(0)
The glory is yours
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Interesting.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
those goatse hands really make the site lol
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Clever.
September 9th, 2007
(2)
1 this and Towelie will come to your house and raid your fridge.
September 9th, 2007
(1)
towlie is the sh*t
September 9th, 2007
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eh, not bad
September 9th, 2007
(0)
4 for the fact that Towelie shouldn't have a nose.
September 9th, 2007
(3)
it's real life towelie , real life towelie has a nose , you should know that ...
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Wow, good job, props and internets to you
September 9th, 2007
(0)
you know what. This deserves a fav. Nice job
September 9th, 2007
(0)
damn
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Totally ROCKIN!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Ehhh....
September 9th, 2007
(0)
wtf towlie?!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
*holds up lit bic in the air* i approve of this ytmnd 1001%
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Drugs are bad...mmkay...
September 9th, 2007
(0)
Holy mother of god... this is an insta classic.
September 9th, 2007
(-3)
mehh
September 9th, 2007
(0)
omfg... i would die. i would just look at him, and die. whoever saw that sh*t happening would be on a REALLY bad trip. srsly.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
i am so baked right now
September 9th, 2007
(0)
nah thats the melody to funky town!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
no.. it's still funny
September 9th, 2007
(0)
This representation of towelie is evil, the real towelie would look nicer.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
I'm voting for towlie in 2008!
September 9th, 2007
(0)
lol makes me scared of them drugs.
September 9th, 2007
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"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
September 10th, 2007
(0)
haha this defintley deserves a 5. how do you come up with random sh*t like that.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
No reason for comment. I wanted to be a part of greatness.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
art
September 10th, 2007
(1)
I don't get it
September 12th, 2007
(0)
It's an anthropomorphic towel with an affinity for tetrahydrocannabinol what's not to get?
September 10th, 2007
(0)
I'd hit that bong even though his hands were in a mans anus
September 10th, 2007
(0)
5'd for goatse hands
September 10th, 2007
(0)
haha I didn't expect there to be so much goatse hand recognition.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
perty
September 10th, 2007
(0)
HOWARD DEAN
September 10th, 2007
(0)
Towlie is an auto 5.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
I like it
September 10th, 2007
(0)
September 10th, 2007
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world of warcraft owns
September 10th, 2007
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goatse hands? Win for genius idea.
September 10th, 2007
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it's not so funny when it's fake either
September 10th, 2007
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Its not so funny on ytmnd either.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
Amazing production values.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
Fived and faved for Goatse hands.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
thought it was a creepy sponge bob for a second. but yeah, I'd hit the bong with creepy real life towelie.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
I'm Doctor Rockso! the Rock n Roll clown!!! I DO COCAINE!
September 10th, 2007
(0)
whoa...taht was creepy
September 10th, 2007
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omfg
September 10th, 2007
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September 10th, 2007
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Actually it's much funnier
September 10th, 2007
(0)
Nice.
September 11th, 2007
(0)
Wanna get hiiiiiiighhh?
September 11th, 2007
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5
September 11th, 2007
(0)
goatseeeeeeeee
September 11th, 2007
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It may not be funny, but it sure is stupid...
September 11th, 2007
(0)
I laughed so hard!!!
September 11th, 2007
(0)
Did I walk in on a positive feedback/dick sucking contest or something?
September 11th, 2007
(0)
holy crap! when i first saw that mouth when the lighter began to flash i nearly messed myself!
September 11th, 2007
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I feel like a douche... I didn't spot ol' Towelie until he lit the third time. :[
September 11th, 2007
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i'm sick of leaving meaningless comments
September 11th, 2007
(0)
Creepy
September 11th, 2007
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you wanna get high five?
September 11th, 2007
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September 12th, 2007
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Scary teeth.
September 12th, 2007
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its not that good.
September 12th, 2007
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September 12th, 2007
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haha disturbingly funny.
September 13th, 2007
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I fapped
September 13th, 2007
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I bow down to your greatness.
September 13th, 2007
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I'm scared and I love it
September 13th, 2007
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God Almighty.
September 13th, 2007
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ROFL @ the goatse hands
September 13th, 2007
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lolz funny but I don't understand it.
September 13th, 2007
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hot
September 13th, 2007
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creepy
September 13th, 2007
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Dude! Send that freak-towel over to my house right now.
September 13th, 2007
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Allow me to suck your c*ck with my *ssh*le.
September 13th, 2007
(0)
wtf? completely and totally random. funny tho
September 13th, 2007
(0)
creepy
September 13th, 2007
(0)
ROFLMAO
September 14th, 2007
(0)
sounds like the music from out of this world
September 14th, 2007
(0)
F*cking awesome. Literally.
September 14th, 2007
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A+ I luv dis, think we can n bump it up a notch and get scarier but not in a gory way? Keep it up!
September 14th, 2007
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Hellz yeah. Haha, this is great.
September 14th, 2007
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Now that is creepy. I think I should just get a little high.
September 14th, 2007
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Oh my god! I will never look at Towelie the same way again…or ever will I look at him again.
September 14th, 2007
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YOUWANNAGETHIGH? God I miss that character.
September 14th, 2007
(0)
Wow, that is kinda scary.
September 14th, 2007
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most amazing site evar
September 14th, 2007
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<3 South Park in RL
September 15th, 2007
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dont forget to bring a towel
September 15th, 2007
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5 for the music from X-com: Terror from the Deep, am I right?
September 15th, 2007
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Soooo great. But not synced. Is it just me?
September 15th, 2007
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its a lose-lose situation...
September 15th, 2007
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Thanks for the AIDS and nightmares.
September 15th, 2007
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5'd cuz I just got back from smoking a fattie!
September 16th, 2007
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HOLY SH-
September 16th, 2007
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The face sells it.
September 16th, 2007
(0)
i feel sorry for you, having to stare at goatse for numerous minutes trying to cut out the hands.
September 17th, 2007
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What the flying f*ckberry hell!??!
September 17th, 2007
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You had me at "hello."
September 27th, 2007
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,Lol! u used goatse hands