Two Topless Strippers
Created on: August 29th, 2007
Two Topless Strippers

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Zondergrod
August 29th, 2007
5:34:57 AM CDT
(3)
Ok I was thinking two naked asses rubbing against a pole, thank you for surprising me.
Smillzer
August 29th, 2007
6:39:09 AM CDT
(3)
The regular two naked asses rubbing against a pole was getting pretty dull, I decided to spice it up a bit.
MikeyComicsInc
August 29th, 2007
7:47:33 AM CDT
(45)
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH THESE STRIPPERS. THEY MUST HAVE A DISEASE BECAUSE MY DICK IS BURNING AND RED.
wisdumcube
August 29th, 2007
12:33:10 PM CDT
(12)
All-purpose? Kinky.
monkzero
August 30th, 2007
1:57:43 AM CDT
(1)
Well, at least these strippers do what they say they would. Not hold back and sh*t like the cheap ones... Those bitches.
MrObvious
August 30th, 2007
8:49:52 AM CDT
(7)
LOL OMG I get it, paint "Stripper" with the cap off. Also, there are 2 of them. Nice sound clip!
atari2600a
August 30th, 2007
6:02:06 PM CDT
(-1)
MrObvious you're a f*cking genious! How the f*ck did you figure that out!
frenchbreadpizza
August 29th, 2007
5:37:54 AM CDT
(48)
Tough on paint, kind to wood.
scorpkris
August 30th, 2007
6:21:17 PM CDT
(1)
the wood i got in my pants?
Sloverlord
August 30th, 2007
6:34:26 PM CDT
(1)
that was pretty much the best comment ever
Remixx
August 29th, 2007
5:44:02 AM CDT
(6)
I think we all fell for the trap.
MasterAL
August 31st, 2007
5:54:56 PM CDT
(0)
I was going to fap to the trap but I figured something lie this.
Kevisazombie
August 29th, 2007
5:57:41 AM CDT
(-2)
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LOL
CJVercetti
August 29th, 2007
5:58:19 AM CDT
(-3)
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(-3)
Cute.
Shaolinwind
August 29th, 2007
6:01:18 AM CDT
(1)
HOT!
lazytown4
August 29th, 2007
6:24:24 AM CDT
(13)
removes up to 15 layers of clothes?
cc21
August 30th, 2007
10:06:03 AM CDT
(-1)
Hahaha
spamcritic
August 29th, 2007
7:28:41 AM CDT
(4)
paint/varnish remover'd
gamekid
August 29th, 2007
7:39:50 AM CDT
(4)
I'd make use of THEIR services anytime.
coyotemoon722
August 29th, 2007
8:10:42 AM CDT
(6)
Nitro Mors, them's good strippers!
frenchbreadpizza
August 29th, 2007
8:19:22 AM CDT
(11)
I think I know a Nitro Mors back in Reno. Smoothest *ss I've ever seen.
ubermann
August 29th, 2007
9:48:17 PM CDT
(1)
but she always hand you penicillin before every lap dance, i wonder if that's just me
deflowd
August 29th, 2007
8:23:59 AM CDT
(0)
what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gir489
August 29th, 2007
8:28:29 AM CDT
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-1 for being n*gg*r English.
Chav-Slayer
August 29th, 2007
8:37:31 AM CDT
(0)
Hot.
GeneralFod
August 29th, 2007
8:38:48 AM CDT
(0)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
mstrswrd06
August 29th, 2007
8:41:49 AM CDT
(-7)
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Saw it coming from a mile away. Nice one, though.
koolaider
August 29th, 2007
8:49:30 AM CDT
(4)
I dare you to drink it.
HockeyUSA27
August 29th, 2007
9:12:45 AM CDT
(5)
The Wrapping the Wrapping, TAKE OFF THE WRAPPING!
TofurkeyJerky
August 29th, 2007
9:31:54 AM CDT
(3)
Nice cans. Tile image and add text for a 5.
Smillzer
August 29th, 2007
1:54:25 PM CDT
(0)
I tried tiled and it took the focus away from the image. Also, what could I possibly say that hasn't already been said in these comments.
Shephard
August 30th, 2007
8:39:35 AM CDT
(0)
^
CreepPipe
August 29th, 2007
9:31:56 AM CDT
(22)
Hey girls would you like to come back to my place and you two can play with my deck?
frenchbreadpizza
August 29th, 2007
10:03:40 AM CDT
(11)
careful, he has deck rot.
CreepPipe
August 29th, 2007
10:10:29 AM CDT
(10)
Oh, that? That's nothing to worry about it's just a stain seriously. I always keep my deck protected. Honestly.
frenchbreadpizza
August 29th, 2007
10:39:12 AM CDT
(10)
If you always keep your deck protected, why am I pregnant?!
killercow
August 29th, 2007
2:26:09 PM CDT
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(-9)
u ruined the whole thing french,thanx
teh-cook
August 29th, 2007
2:30:15 PM CDT
(2)
Do you have a hard-wood deck?
CreepPipe
August 29th, 2007
2:54:52 PM CDT
(2)
Or do you want me to come over to your place and put a deck in your backyard? Either way I'm game.
Jephro101
August 29th, 2007
6:07:14 PM CDT
(2)
Really I think you deck is too big for my yard...I mean I don't have any space too trim the yard.
LoneWolf50k
August 29th, 2007
6:52:10 PM CDT
(1)
I can't get your wife off my deck.
Trebar
August 30th, 2007
7:02:41 AM CDT
(0)
Why do I have splinters from your deck, then?
C-Euro
August 29th, 2007
9:55:16 AM CDT
(1)
I just fell for the trap.
darkadvent
August 29th, 2007
9:57:51 AM CDT
(0)
lolz u got me har har har
Wesyeed
August 29th, 2007
10:36:44 AM CDT
(9)
gOOd god! Get these strippers to the Anal teen choice awards immediately!
Ochobobo
August 29th, 2007
11:02:03 AM CDT
(0)
lol
mcearlgrey
August 29th, 2007
11:18:15 AM CDT
(1)
Actually, two topless cans of stripper, which is sexier.
prairiedogeric10
August 29th, 2007
12:28:21 PM CDT
(0)
look, a drifter! let's kill him
sockhead
August 29th, 2007
1:14:36 PM CDT
(0)
upvoting FTW ^_^
Riley
August 29th, 2007
1:33:27 PM CDT
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(-12)
Fail
n4rvst
August 29th, 2007
1:45:22 PM CDT
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my mom has a better sense of humour than you
geoguy91
August 29th, 2007
1:49:47 PM CDT
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-1 for motley crue. sorry, they suck.
jman99999
August 29th, 2007
1:51:54 PM CDT
(0)
You provided the lulz, but my dick hates you right now.
Laird
August 29th, 2007
1:59:04 PM CDT
(0)
Those are HOT! If they were left out in the sun all day, I mean.
Shaolinwind
August 29th, 2007
2:09:34 PM CDT
(0)
Strips up to 15 layers, kind to wood!
killercow
August 29th, 2007
2:24:59 PM CDT
(0)
wow!
NESchampion
August 29th, 2007
2:16:29 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking wins.
killercow
August 29th, 2007
2:23:39 PM CDT
(0)
:'(
theo47
August 29th, 2007
2:40:50 PM CDT
(-9)
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zomfg it is teh pun u r teh funnay!!!11
BloodArgon
August 29th, 2007
4:07:11 PM CDT
(-5)
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Its funny sometimes to have this, but, when its done on purpose way too much, it f*ckin sucks, So, too bad.
anystrom
August 29th, 2007
4:28:45 PM CDT
(0)
perfect
shandromand
August 29th, 2007
4:36:33 PM CDT
(0)
YESYES!
lashiens
August 29th, 2007
4:41:19 PM CDT
(0)
This site performs as advertised.
concerto
August 29th, 2007
5:00:31 PM CDT
(-1)
was hoping for dudes
Merrell
August 29th, 2007
5:31:33 PM CDT
(3)
Haha, you found this with your daily image.google.com porn search, eh?
Smillzer
August 29th, 2007
5:46:19 PM CDT
(4)
daily? try hourly image.google.com porn search.
atari2600a
August 30th, 2007
6:05:32 PM CDT
(0)
I've developed a Linux distribution dedicated entirely to searching images.google.com for only the highest quality pornography.
teddyleevin
August 29th, 2007
5:46:21 PM CDT
(0)
How am I not surprised?
furrykef
August 29th, 2007
6:16:14 PM CDT
(0)
I knew it was gonna be something like this, but I had no idea what.
Icecream458
August 29th, 2007
6:20:35 PM CDT
(4)
Everytime I hear this song, I think of Indian in the cupboard.
LoneWolf50k
August 29th, 2007
6:53:26 PM CDT
(0)
Twinsen
August 29th, 2007
7:00:36 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, how the hell was I in the mood for hair? Oh well, 5.
llSHARPll
August 29th, 2007
7:25:48 PM CDT
(0)
hawt!
seary6579
August 29th, 2007
7:28:32 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking Sluts
Zafa
August 29th, 2007
7:29:42 PM CDT
(0)
Use protection!
SpaceboyKev
August 29th, 2007
7:48:02 PM CDT
(-2)
lol "tough on wood." Get it?
SpaceboyKev
August 29th, 2007
7:49:00 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, I meant "Gentle on wood" Negative'd myself :(
Pahndha
August 30th, 2007
5:56:37 AM CDT
(0)
no you didnt but its np ill do it for u
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
August 29th, 2007
8:43:10 PM CDT
(2)
Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby! You wanna dance? Shake it baby!
wowbagger2004
August 31st, 2007
11:44:02 AM CDT
(0)
DUKE NUKEM FTW
Oonter
August 29th, 2007
9:08:14 PM CDT
(0)
I got pwned
ubermann
August 29th, 2007
9:12:31 PM CDT
(0)
do they go know what i mean nudge nudge
donceydic
August 29th, 2007
9:35:55 PM CDT
(0)
hawt
beeahillbilly
August 29th, 2007
10:09:17 PM CDT
(0)
OH NO, WITH THE CAPS OFF, THE NOXIOUS FUMES WILL BE RELEASED INTO THE OUTSIDE AIR
Lotus1438
August 29th, 2007
10:13:52 PM CDT
(0)
I knew it was either gonna be a can of stripper or some sort of wood grinder.
Starvapor51
August 29th, 2007
11:28:36 PM CDT
(0)
thanks for getting my hopes up 'tard 5/5
LEXERAN
August 30th, 2007
4:03:59 AM CDT
(0)
this is fire stars, if it was what it looked like it was by the title, I would have given it one star. this has ironic value. ytmnd is not for porn.
Hoinah
August 30th, 2007
5:15:28 AM CDT
(0)
hmm thems some cheap strippers
EMTbasic
August 30th, 2007
5:16:08 AM CDT
(0)
ITS A TRAP
Nizzler
August 30th, 2007
6:55:53 AM CDT
(0)
boner time!
BANSCHEE
August 30th, 2007
8:37:21 AM CDT
(0)
Dont think I want them touching my wood......
AndySavage
August 30th, 2007
8:54:30 AM CDT
(3)
Well I was searching for "motley crue strippers topless titties wood" and I somehow stumbled upon this site
fascistkokomo
August 30th, 2007
10:31:05 AM CDT
(0)
That is a game. And you just fell for the trap!
Scarecrow23
September 3rd, 2007
2:46:45 AM CDT
(0)
haha
yoda-spleen
August 30th, 2007
10:56:26 AM CDT
(0)
good stuff
Skullers
August 30th, 2007
11:14:57 AM CDT
(0)
roflzaurus
Dargent
August 30th, 2007
11:29:29 AM CDT
(0)
Oh, I lol'd.
Eldred
August 30th, 2007
12:22:16 PM CDT
(1)
I was expecting to be Rickroll'd
Koncur
August 30th, 2007
3:45:00 PM CDT
(0)
I bravely marched into this site with my 1-star at the ready, expecting a facefull of man-ass. Thank you for proving me wrong with something funny!
Smillzer
August 30th, 2007
9:53:14 PM CDT
(0)
Don't jump the gun!
xyke
August 30th, 2007
3:48:17 PM CDT
(0)
^,^ win ^,^
MarcusTheMartin
August 30th, 2007
4:32:40 PM CDT
(0)
Wood stirp roll'd
Outch
August 30th, 2007
4:51:15 PM CDT
(0)
Yes.
Lycandy
August 30th, 2007
5:19:09 PM CDT
(0)
oh gawd not topless, put it back on before it spills!
atari2600a
August 30th, 2007
6:00:26 PM CDT
(0)
That's so hawt I came a little!
sonkiomi
August 30th, 2007
8:40:25 PM CDT
(0)
tits or gtfo
FuzzyDuck
August 30th, 2007
9:29:13 PM CDT
(0)
It's a trap!
netsurfer-x1
August 31st, 2007
1:50:42 PM CDT
(0)
Step 1: Apply thin coat of stripper to surface to be stripped. Step 2: Spread evenly across surface to ensure maximum usefulness. Step 3: Let the stripper do the work!
ender4200
August 31st, 2007
7:59:51 PM CDT
(0)
tits or GTFO
Smillzer
September 2nd, 2007
12:28:39 PM CDT
(0)
grow up.
NESer
August 31st, 2007
8:30:00 PM CDT
(0)
Liked it.
eriugena
August 31st, 2007
9:03:09 PM CDT
(0)
Goddamnit, don't toy with my libido like that.
Scarecrow23
September 3rd, 2007
2:45:21 AM CDT
(0)
I'd hit that
severin
September 22nd, 2007
1:28:17 AM CDT
(1)
mmmm yeah take it all off baby. keep stripping. yeaah!
Starvapor51
December 4th, 2007
1:35:08 AM CST
(0)
Starvapor51
December 4th, 2007
1:35:50 AM CST
(0)
cleverness like this isn't seen often on this site anymore
Smillzer
December 12th, 2007
3:01:01 PM CST
(0)
Thanks man.
giggity-giggity
February 24th, 2008
10:36:58 AM CST
(0)
Cuz I'm N' Luv wit a stripper