Jeff Goldblum is fascinated
Created on: August 21st, 2007
Jeff Goldblum is fascinated
AndySavage 
fastermustgofaster.ytmnd.com
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that Jeff Goldblum will not be contained. Jeff Goldblum breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.
Conan O'Brien
Neon Genesis Evangelion - Barefoot in the Park

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m4tteo
August 21st, 2007
7:05:33 PM CDT
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I saw this, He's such a weirdo.
keatonkeaton999
August 21st, 2007
7:06:40 PM CDT
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Ochobobo
August 21st, 2007
7:15:03 PM CDT
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lolol
BigBoutros
August 21st, 2007
7:15:41 PM CDT
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Think they'll have that on the tour?
Asgard01
August 21st, 2007
7:19:10 PM CDT
(2)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
Shephard
August 21st, 2007
7:22:48 PM CDT
(8)
makes me wonder what it was like before you changed it around like that
Remixx
August 29th, 2007
5:33:51 AM CDT
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But he poops from there.
Shelverman
August 21st, 2007
7:25:26 PM CDT
(3)
5'd before I think about it too hard!
Enterprisee
August 21st, 2007
7:32:23 PM CDT
(0)
Nice edits
jman99999
August 21st, 2007
7:33:56 PM CDT
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hilarious! nice edits!!
Fredzy
August 21st, 2007
7:36:03 PM CDT
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I love conan, but he tries too hard sometimes.
evilregal
August 21st, 2007
7:40:11 PM CDT
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The "rrrrows" that built up during the standby music sealed the 5.
nutnics
August 21st, 2007
7:40:17 PM CDT
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I was just about the make this site
fourest
August 21st, 2007
7:43:24 PM CDT
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Vigrash
August 21st, 2007
7:50:55 PM CDT
(1)
Gold.
Mohrdikai
August 21st, 2007
8:09:07 PM CDT
(8)
Blum.
mastershake916
August 22nd, 2007
12:39:11 AM CDT
(1)
, jeff
windmillninja
August 21st, 2007
7:53:35 PM CDT
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+1 for the domain
UnknownEntity
August 23rd, 2007
6:46:27 PM CDT
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Scrolled back up to see the doman. It = 5.
BTape
August 21st, 2007
7:57:57 PM CDT
(6)
oh I get it. so jeff goldblum looks like he's having sex
PerfectDuke
August 22nd, 2007
12:10:44 AM CDT
(6)
It doesn't say Mr. Obvious next to your name. Hmmm.......
VoiceMail
August 22nd, 2007
8:33:10 AM CDT
(3)
Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
ryanmontana
August 22nd, 2007
1:26:04 PM CDT
(2)
Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
kodex
August 22nd, 2007
5:11:33 PM CDT
(2)
Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
MotileTarget
August 22nd, 2007
10:09:36 PM CDT
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or yours
tyfoon
August 23rd, 2007
12:22:48 AM CDT
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Features must realy be: idiots that make good sites, or people that are smart but make bad sites. This man is the first one.
ryanmontana
August 23rd, 2007
3:45:24 PM CDT
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Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmmm......
ultimaz
August 24th, 2007
10:56:23 AM CDT
(3)
C-C-C-COMBO...Continuation. Doesn't say it next to yours either. Hmm......
Cassio
August 29th, 2007
10:49:30 AM CDT
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^ good try friend. honestly.
montereymatt
August 21st, 2007
8:02:29 PM CDT
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7'd for domain and description
KDarkwater
August 21st, 2007
8:08:29 PM CDT
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5'd for the fallout transition
MoosePie
August 26th, 2007
6:31:23 PM CDT
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yay fallout!
splake
August 21st, 2007
8:17:00 PM CDT
(1)
standing by
symantech
August 21st, 2007
8:18:36 PM CDT
(4)
this was a solid 3 until the end music mixed with harrrllz
HeatherChandler
August 21st, 2007
8:36:13 PM CDT
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Yeah I was gonna 2 it but that was pretty good.
AndySavage
August 21st, 2007
8:19:59 PM CDT
(1)
Required viewing: http://jeffgoldblum.ytmnd.com
SSgtTCZ
August 21st, 2007
8:21:21 PM CDT
(1)
Good. Overrated but good.
Jephro101
August 21st, 2007
8:54:06 PM CDT
(0)
We need another Jeff Goldblum Fansite...
UhaveNowGoneToFar
August 21st, 2007
8:56:44 PM CDT
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wisdumcube
August 21st, 2007
9:07:09 PM CDT
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You had me at rrrrrr. But you had to go the extra length and add the stand by. My god man this one of my favorite sites ever. Incredible.
wisdumcube
August 21st, 2007
9:38:58 PM CDT
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or at the very least, one of my favorites of yours.
bobudo
August 22nd, 2007
1:06:55 AM CDT
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you had me at molecular decimation.
Andar
August 21st, 2007
9:08:47 PM CDT
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I downloaded this interview. Also, Jeff loves pie.
Timaeus
August 21st, 2007
9:14:50 PM CDT
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You stole my indian please stand by image!!! LOL
ldownto
August 21st, 2007
9:41:34 PM CDT
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5 worthy
dmaz
August 21st, 2007
9:43:52 PM CDT
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what's going on
brachiosaurus
August 21st, 2007
9:45:07 PM CDT
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rawr.
shandromand
August 21st, 2007
10:15:38 PM CDT
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EPIC
nickster1992
August 21st, 2007
10:20:38 PM CDT
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fav'd
coyotemoon722
August 21st, 2007
10:32:04 PM CDT
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ur one of teh calmist guys i ever met...
Blizz
August 21st, 2007
10:36:31 PM CDT
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haehahahahearha
WAFFLEZ
August 21st, 2007
11:04:03 PM CDT
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I didn't find it that good.
Darth-l33t
August 21st, 2007
11:16:46 PM CDT
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Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit!
Kradark
August 21st, 2007
11:28:40 PM CDT
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Oh man. What happened during the Standy By cut? :(
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
August 21st, 2007
11:32:26 PM CDT
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UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH. UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH, UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHH UHHUHHUHHUHH---
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
August 22nd, 2007
12:02:28 AM CDT
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Best laugh I've had all day. Orgasmic stuff you have here.
captainlolz
August 22nd, 2007
12:11:08 AM CDT
(0)
fartknocker
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
August 22nd, 2007
12:16:38 AM CDT
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c*ckblocker
Dodson
August 23rd, 2007
10:19:15 AM CDT
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We shouldn't be blocking his c*ck, we should be GUIDING it...
Nuroticat
August 21st, 2007
11:36:23 PM CDT
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in before lovethyconan
lovethyconan
August 22nd, 2007
3:40:33 AM CDT
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lulz!
k3lit0
August 22nd, 2007
12:06:38 AM CDT
(1)
i lol'd out loud
dctownes
August 22nd, 2007
12:25:51 AM CDT
(1)
rawr! (rar rar rar)
deadphishiy
August 22nd, 2007
12:27:56 AM CDT
(2)
oh mister goldblum... where for art thou
Minae
August 22nd, 2007
12:28:20 AM CDT
(1)
THE EYE GOES TO GOLDBLUM
siccoyote
August 22nd, 2007
12:38:09 AM CDT
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LOL, but, I stood by, and nothing happened.
Allesandro
August 22nd, 2007
12:51:28 AM CDT
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Some species that was obliterated by deforestation...
Polaris117
August 22nd, 2007
1:02:55 AM CDT
(1)
I'm fairly alarmed here.
Tyler2k
August 22nd, 2007
1:18:07 AM CDT
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Elevator music make much funnier by Jeff's grunting
Wootsat
August 22nd, 2007
1:29:26 AM CDT
(1)
pretty worthless
WGSXFrank
August 22nd, 2007
1:31:39 AM CDT
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I too am fascinated!
sonjichan
August 22nd, 2007
3:09:16 AM CDT
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Veni.
lovethyconan
August 22nd, 2007
3:37:50 AM CDT
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Conan/ Goldblum are my OTP! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
prowlerdante
August 22nd, 2007
5:32:54 AM CDT
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Another site where I laughed out loud. I believe YTMND is good again!
catwatch
August 22nd, 2007
5:34:42 AM CDT
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amazing
branger-23
August 22nd, 2007
5:57:37 AM CDT
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Must go faster, indeed!
Shinryuu
August 22nd, 2007
6:43:27 AM CDT
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I lol'd. Bonus points for NGE music.
Gipstahz
August 22nd, 2007
6:52:38 AM CDT
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Goldblum has the most bizarre laugh in history. lmao
Dodson
September 9th, 2007
10:29:45 AM CDT
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The Icing on the f*cking cake...so god damn funny
Crusty
August 22nd, 2007
7:03:24 AM CDT
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How is he going to get the splinters out of his dick?
Chav-Slayer
August 22nd, 2007
7:09:22 AM CDT
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...
zomb
August 22nd, 2007
7:20:15 AM CDT
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Ha Harr haharr hahaaar!
LordCanti
August 22nd, 2007
7:47:49 AM CDT
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I'm fascinated with how much you suck.
EX7R3M3
August 22nd, 2007
8:39:25 AM CDT
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im glad you added his laugh...his cackle.
NESchampion
August 22nd, 2007
9:19:54 AM CDT
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epic win
n00blit
August 22nd, 2007
10:01:06 AM CDT
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amazing. thank you.
murdamurda
August 22nd, 2007
10:09:37 AM CDT
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is this the highest rated ytmnd ever? it could be... unless some f*g made a crappy ytmnd at 5 in the morning, on labor day and voted 5 for it with his 20 different accounts.
jasonkrowe
August 22nd, 2007
10:13:30 AM CDT
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Please stand by....hahaHAHA!
Jstdontban
August 22nd, 2007
10:40:43 AM CDT
(1)
that table is a whore.
FreAkweNtcY
August 22nd, 2007
11:03:18 AM CDT
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This really made my laugh.
mrnoodle
August 22nd, 2007
11:07:09 AM CDT
(1)
mine too
CreepPipe
August 22nd, 2007
11:35:23 AM CDT
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Is there anything Jeff Goldblum won't dry hump?
DonkeyKong96
August 22nd, 2007
11:43:52 AM CDT
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LMFAO LOL!!! F*CKING GOLDBLUM!! LOL! CONAN O'BRIEN FTW!
NotAnotherGrunt
August 22nd, 2007
12:16:35 PM CDT
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one of my favorite actors, too bad he is clinically insane.
AndySavage
August 22nd, 2007
12:17:25 PM CDT
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Too bad he's AWESOME
Pgood
August 22nd, 2007
1:04:45 PM CDT
(0)
5 for domain name
tailsII
August 22nd, 2007
1:08:39 PM CDT
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You should have mentioned fallout in the citations. 5 for that, though.
AndySavage
August 22nd, 2007
1:23:05 PM CDT
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I didn't take anything from fallout. Unless thats where the 'please stand by' image comes from. I found that cause it's all over the internets
AndySavage
August 22nd, 2007
1:51:40 PM CDT
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Ah I guess you're right. Well I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone by citing it. Consider this an impromptu citation
will1000
August 22nd, 2007
1:19:05 PM CDT
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lol
ryanmontana
August 22nd, 2007
1:26:42 PM CDT
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Logged in to 5 this, you bastard.
MasterAL
August 22nd, 2007
1:45:14 PM CDT
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RAAWR, ARR AUGGAHHHAUUG. IDK it's pretty hard to make that into text.
Chikkennoodul
August 22nd, 2007
1:47:57 PM CDT
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I'm actually finding myself laughing more at these comments than the site itself XD
SamuraiLincoln
August 22nd, 2007
1:49:25 PM CDT
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5d for fallout fallout 3 comes out in 08 ^_^
n4rvst
August 22nd, 2007
1:53:41 PM CDT
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television-related
magicnosegoblin
August 22nd, 2007
2:57:34 PM CDT
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See, that's exactly what I'm saying. Nobody would have predicted that Dr. Grant would have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
Stellar
August 22nd, 2007
4:09:16 PM CDT
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Dear God my eyes & ears. xD
C-Euro
August 22nd, 2007
4:22:24 PM CDT
(1)
Fascinating.
Antics
August 22nd, 2007
5:33:08 PM CDT
(0)
Perfectly done YTMND 5 stars
Phernoree
August 22nd, 2007
6:49:46 PM CDT
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this is surpringly bad given the great source material.
Minxiloni
August 22nd, 2007
7:01:35 PM CDT
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huh-huh-huh-ARRrr..hehehe-haHAhaARRAH!!!
AskAak
August 22nd, 2007
8:19:18 PM CDT
(5)
the extra jeff audio at the end is super bonus good
Diablo
August 22nd, 2007
8:32:59 PM CDT
(1)
must go faster!
Icecream458
August 22nd, 2007
10:45:12 PM CDT
(1)
you get a extra star for the description. lol
Flopsy
August 22nd, 2007
11:11:08 PM CDT
(0)
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
keatonkeaton999
August 23rd, 2007
12:22:51 AM CDT
(2)
this site actually gets funnier everytime i watch it
Goonicus
August 24th, 2007
9:02:40 PM CDT
(0)
Keaton has spoken. Let us all witness the glorious YTMND for hours and hours, until the dawn of the fourth day, when there will be much rejoicing in the third coming of Max.
mast
August 23rd, 2007
1:08:29 AM CDT
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Oh my god...this is epic. I laughed out loud, big time. The grunts at the end was the cherry on top!
Benegesserit
August 23rd, 2007
2:55:05 AM CDT
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A CONANSAUR JESUS CHRIST THIS SITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSS
Dali
August 23rd, 2007
6:29:56 AM CDT
(0)
WHAT. THE. F*CK. Fav'd.
papicola
August 23rd, 2007
7:05:01 AM CDT
(0)
5 for fallout and bloomhump
crunchyfrog234
August 23rd, 2007
7:45:24 AM CDT
(1)
Okay, I was originally going to give a 4, but then I read the site description and changed it to a 5. My favorite part is the laughing in time with the music at the end.
KamikazeCat
August 23rd, 2007
7:58:08 AM CDT
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lol i actually saw this episode!!! WIN!
inkblot263
August 23rd, 2007
9:23:35 AM CDT
(1)
lol, keywords
TightenUpTheGraphics
August 23rd, 2007
11:06:27 AM CDT
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Maybe I'm the only one who felt this, but when the humping sounds started getting faster I expected a WTF BOOM! That would have been so much better.
Dali
August 23rd, 2007
11:08:52 AM CDT
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The wtf bomb is overused.
ColdStone
August 23rd, 2007
1:03:57 PM CDT
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Slight sync problems.
AndySavage
August 23rd, 2007
2:11:46 PM CDT
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No way dude, that's your computer. I spent a lot of time to ensure proper sync
guyledouche
August 23rd, 2007
7:07:41 PM CDT
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thought it was only OK until I heard Goldblum laughing to the tune
spacefrank
August 23rd, 2007
7:39:38 PM CDT
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Would've voted 4, but the domain name and the description push this one over the top.
xsilentxherox
August 23rd, 2007
8:16:59 PM CDT
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win the for!
enily
August 24th, 2007
7:05:36 AM CDT
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What the f*ck just happened.
Total-KO
August 24th, 2007
9:33:38 AM CDT
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She has to touch. She can't not touch. She can't not touch.
revolver-ocelot
August 24th, 2007
10:51:25 AM CDT
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AND GOES HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
monkeyleejones
August 24th, 2007
3:28:25 PM CDT
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LULZ
Metallicutz
August 25th, 2007
9:57:12 AM CDT
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mmmh da da da, ah, wah-pow, wah-pow!
AndySavage
August 25th, 2007
10:52:20 AM CDT
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No.. No no no for the love of god no. Not even close.
BTape
August 25th, 2007
9:39:49 PM CDT
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hehehehehr arr ehehehehm, huHAH raHAHR!
Serutan
August 25th, 2007
2:39:51 PM CDT
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I've seen this site about 50 times, and it's still great, great fun! wow!
SonKaku
August 25th, 2007
3:21:18 PM CDT
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Please stand by = instant win
yourmomsface
August 25th, 2007
4:14:33 PM CDT
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INSTA 5'D FOR KEYWORDS FROM MAN WITH NO NAME, TELEPORT QUOTE IN KEYWORDS
HurdleChamp17
August 26th, 2007
12:51:32 AM CDT
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ur hesitancy has cost u dearly...the wizard sensing your apprehenshun unleashes a fatal bolt of vengeance! LOLOLZ!!1!!@!
SMZ
August 26th, 2007
11:52:47 AM CDT
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Win
sup3r-m4rio
August 26th, 2007
7:46:07 PM CDT
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He's also watching you poop
W32
August 26th, 2007
9:33:43 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for NGE
geegee
August 26th, 2007
10:23:23 PM CDT
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FIVES ALL AROUND!
Tiamat
August 26th, 2007
11:04:37 PM CDT
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I was in the process of giving this a four when I heard the very last sound clip right before it ended. 5.
ca1amity
August 27th, 2007
11:55:18 AM CDT
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I get what youre trying to say about the Goldblum in all of us being freed by Outrageous desk pleasure. ARTMND this aint - i lulzd, you win.
fourthrone
August 27th, 2007
4:08:56 PM CDT
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Shieftain
August 27th, 2007
6:54:12 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
AxelTheRed
August 27th, 2007
9:24:23 PM CDT
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5 for absolutely f*cking everything about this site.
stankdrawers
August 28th, 2007
3:33:29 AM CDT
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F*cking hilarious
Do1phin
August 28th, 2007
6:27:41 AM CDT
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anything w/ jeff goldblum=5stars
prairiedogeric10
August 28th, 2007
7:34:04 PM CDT
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you, you
DarkTree
August 28th, 2007
8:41:57 PM CDT
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please stand by laughs made me.... bust a ut,tuk556u7e5.6 i'.ue56m 8 ;e 5;'e5;5;] ;,udldm[khfHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh~~~.
Kaioshin
August 29th, 2007
8:18:19 AM CDT
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Increase your rate of climb.
montereymatt
August 29th, 2007
11:53:20 AM CDT
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Not since the grover remix have I laughed this hard.
sockhead
August 29th, 2007
1:54:15 PM CDT
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upvoting FTW ^_^
argh44z
August 29th, 2007
2:00:55 PM CDT
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5'd for Jeff Goldblum
PhilRadz
August 30th, 2007
3:46:25 AM CDT
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lmao, that is brilliant.
Dali
September 11th, 2007
8:20:10 AM CDT
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lol, got banned from the WoW forums for posting it there.
MurdarMachene
September 13th, 2007
1:52:06 AM CDT
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letting it sink in during the classic Indian test pattern is nice
innerteacher
September 13th, 2007
2:19:48 PM CDT
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i love the ability of ytmnd to magnify awkward moments...
oozabooman
September 21st, 2007
9:20:52 PM CDT
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This makes me want to watch Jurassic Park.
sark76
December 18th, 2007
9:00:40 PM CST
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dont know how i missed this one.
AndySavage
February 4th, 2008
3:20:08 AM CST
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I showed my YTMNDs to my dad recently, he had good things to say about most all of them, but none of my other sites came close to this one in terms of making him laugh out loud hysterically. Not what I expected at all.
Dali
May 17th, 2009
1:51:46 PM CDT
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Dude, this site is a true piece of art. I'm certain even Goldblum would burst out in laughter.
Awhislyle
February 23rd, 2008
11:35:43 PM CST
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1. love the jurassic park references 2. PERFECT standby music
gregtestagent
April 16th, 2008
10:16:13 PM CDT
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that cackle-sync with the music at the end is what really did it for me. You should try a whole song of just that.
lickitwellhiem
August 4th, 2009
12:03:01 AM CDT
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5
lawnchair
October 22nd, 2009
8:09:59 PM CDT
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5 for mixing the goldblum laugh into the song
ChronicDreamer
December 20th, 2009
8:01:37 AM CST
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I love this one haha
pho
March 13th, 2010
8:34:14 PM CST
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Love it.