You Gotta Keep Em Separated
Created on: August 16th, 2007
You Gotta Keep Em Separated
vrinfidel 
yougottakeepemseparated.ytmnd.com
It doesn't take a rocket scientist or the Jaws of Life to avoid a sticky situation or worse, being saddled with two or three decades of responsibility you weren't expecting.
Original vrinfidel animation using internet images
vrinfidel cut of Offspring - Keep Em Separated

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Mango
August 16th, 2007
11:22:47 PM CDT
(0)
ha! clever.
kepledon
August 17th, 2007
2:00:56 AM CDT
(1)
Why should the egg get all the attention? It's the sperm that does all the work. The egg just sits there.
Mango
August 17th, 2007
10:32:00 AM CDT
(0)
that's not true, the egg TRAVELS. haven't you ever seen Look Who's Talking?
kepledon
August 17th, 2007
10:47:57 AM CDT
(0)
Well, yeah... but even there, the spermatazoa do all the work. Great movie.
Leo-Kinoske
August 17th, 2007
11:57:16 AM CDT
(1)
That's a big sperm.
quackersneb
August 17th, 2007
2:40:00 PM CDT
(0)
F*CKING WIN! NEEDS TO BE LONGER! MAKE A FULL MUSIC VIDEO! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MOER!!!! I Love it!
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
5:03:12 PM CDT
(0)
I might extend it quacker. I have some ideas. But due to the file size limitations on YTMND I don't think I could animate for the entire song to do a true music video.
Kaizen666
August 16th, 2007
11:22:49 PM CDT
(1)
Here's a tip: Nut in the butt
Izzscape
August 16th, 2007
11:24:39 PM CDT
(0)
Closer................................Closer!!!..............................Closer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............Trojan, Protect yourself, dont make a bastard..
Antics
August 16th, 2007
11:29:39 PM CDT
(0)
I'd buy a box of 24.
Ochobobo
August 16th, 2007
11:30:58 PM CDT
(0)
lol
mrmatrixaplix
August 16th, 2007
11:33:42 PM CDT
(0)
damn girl stop stuffing those condoms into your c*nt
ExcaliburLost
August 16th, 2007
11:36:14 PM CDT
(0)
Sex Edtmnd!
coyotemoon722
August 16th, 2007
11:36:35 PM CDT
(3)
Pro tip: Bone the ones over 50, ya can't get em preggarz!!
vrinfidel
August 16th, 2007
11:38:31 PM CDT
(0)
The loop timing seems slightly off. I may try to make it more solid later...
Riketorian
August 17th, 2007
12:04:26 AM CDT
(0)
rofls
Crusader
August 17th, 2007
12:09:45 AM CDT
(3)
Why, this reminds me of the time we had to defend Jerusalem from the Moslem hordes...
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
1:59:52 AM CDT
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I just updated the image timing. Might not have been necessary. I thought the original was right on the money. I have a feeling the ads in the background are lagging it to a very small degree here and there eventually leading to loop breakage. If you thought the original looped more seamlessly than this one, let me know in comments or in messages and I'll put it back up. Ultimately it all depends on the computer and browser properties of each individual viewer.
BTape
August 17th, 2007
3:02:59 AM CDT
(0)
awesome work, man
SomeGuy0000
August 17th, 2007
3:03:32 AM CDT
(0)
+1 cause i giggled at first...then it just went further and further down the sh*tter
intreped
August 17th, 2007
12:12:57 PM CDT
(0)
You mean at roadrunner-style subtitles?
thehyecircus
August 17th, 2007
3:10:34 AM CDT
(-7)
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(-7)
THIS GETS A 1 BECAUSE THE GIF GOES ON FOREVER AND YOU GAVE UP SYNCHING IT WITH SUCH A LONG F*CKING *SS GIF GTFO LOSER
morelikeamirite
August 17th, 2007
6:22:32 AM CDT
(0)
Hey.. hey.. COME OUT AND PLAY! :D
Mitragorz
August 17th, 2007
9:21:07 AM CDT
(-1)
-2 for incorrect song title.
BaconWrappedBacon
August 17th, 2007
9:25:27 AM CDT
(0)
ur dumb. The site isnt purely about the song.
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
1:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah yeah I know. I couldn't remember the real song title. Sue me. Coulda just said "vrinfidel cut of Offspring"
Mitragorz
August 17th, 2007
9:21:40 AM CDT
(0)
djinn88
August 17th, 2007
10:13:40 AM CDT
(0)
i learned
glutamate
August 17th, 2007
10:29:19 AM CDT
(0)
Song title = WRONG!
o0Ender0o
August 17th, 2007
11:00:27 AM CDT
(0)
+5 for good song. -3 for f*ggy short film
CreepPipe
August 17th, 2007
11:15:26 AM CDT
(1)
Pulling out typically works.
thebismarck
August 17th, 2007
11:30:23 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for offspring
n00b1shm4n
August 17th, 2007
12:21:40 PM CDT
(0)
Hmmmm, I see.
xlokix
August 17th, 2007
12:40:39 PM CDT
(-1)
No, let her have a baby then ditch her. It'll be funnier.
Jephro101
August 17th, 2007
1:04:10 PM CDT
(0)
dont worry most of you never will have too worry about it...
heartskullkid
August 17th, 2007
1:09:30 PM CDT
(0)
I fancied it.
eternalmatt
August 17th, 2007
1:41:51 PM CDT
(0)
This is actually one of the best YTMNDs I've seen a while. No joke.
Bauter
August 17th, 2007
2:32:11 PM CDT
(0)
Trojans sucks... and also just blow it on her face jackass 5 for effort not the message
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
2:37:10 PM CDT
(0)
No message involved "jackass" I couldn't care less what everyone does with their penis pudding. One sec while I revise this to be a pussy and nearby *ssh*le with the space between as what's keeping em separated...
mistressnine
August 17th, 2007
4:15:21 PM CDT
(0)
wow. hahahahahaha
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
5:45:05 PM CDT
(1)
I should make it so the Trojan heads are running around with swords slaughtering sperm that are coming from all directions. Would make that part a bit less bland. Would also fit in well with Crusader's hilarious comment.
OctopusDropkick
August 17th, 2007
6:24:44 PM CDT
(0)
LOL PRODUCT PLACEMENT
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
7:06:55 PM CDT
(0)
The opinions expressed in this YTMND in no way reflect the opinions of the makers of Trojan condoms. All images are used without permission in an attempt to make people laugh. If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right ;)
sexyloser
August 17th, 2007
7:09:32 PM CDT
(-1)
In all honesty, this isn't that clever or amusing.
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
7:47:56 PM CDT
(2)
Sounds like SOMEBODY (not naming any names -cough- -cough-) made a mistake baby once
sexyloser
August 17th, 2007
7:53:15 PM CDT
(1)
+1
bmaxx
August 17th, 2007
8:09:08 PM CDT
(0)
Give it to me baby. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Upkateer2LT
August 17th, 2007
8:30:28 PM CDT
(-1)
This is gay, that's all I gota say bout that.
papajohn
August 17th, 2007
9:24:27 PM CDT
(0)
Nope, this is defiantly a product of hetrosexuality. I think you've been tricked, again.
FreemanNate
August 17th, 2007
10:13:45 PM CDT
(0)
kill yourself.
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
10:52:36 PM CDT
(0)
I haven't earned my Emo merit badge yet...
Atnevon
August 17th, 2007
11:04:33 PM CDT
(0)
Sorry. Not funny. Original, but not funny. -2
vrinfidel
August 17th, 2007
11:23:01 PM CDT
(0)
Not saying this is the basis of your decision, you're entitled to your opinion, but many people have some misconception that YTMND's have to be funny. That's not the case at all. Arguably even the original wasn't funny...
TheBlacksHateMe
August 18th, 2007
12:34:20 AM CDT
(0)
Childsupportcollectus
Jonnycakes
December 3rd, 2008
10:41:54 AM CST
(0)
LOL Man, I'm not sure what's funnier - this YTMND or the ignorant jackasses who keep hating on you. Disregard the haters, this is one of the most clever YTMNDs I've seen to date, you're a pure genius!!! Maybe you've already made the necessary alterations, because I can't see anything in this YTMND page that needs fixing. Great jorb!