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n3rdal3rt
August 12th, 2007
1:10:04 AM CDT
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PRAISE THE LORD RAPTOR JESUS
dbomob
August 12th, 2007
3:27:51 AM CDT
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HOLY RAPTOR you win again
leeleeleer
August 12th, 2007
6:30:28 AM CDT
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Econojon
August 12th, 2007
10:39:41 AM CDT
(1)
I believe!!! Save me Raptor Jesus!
VoiceMail
August 12th, 2007
11:34:37 AM CDT
(1)
SHOW US THE WAY RAPTOR!!! LEAD US TO THE GOOD PLACE!!!
OO7
August 12th, 2007
7:14:08 PM CDT
(2)
I have defiantly been to that camp like 4 times.
CJVercetti
August 12th, 2007
9:01:37 PM CDT
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Hai guyz, wuts rapter jeezus?
Leo-Kinoske
August 12th, 2007
11:02:15 PM CDT
(17)
LOL THE KID'S CRYING. What a pussy.
mikekz
August 13th, 2007
12:57:54 AM CDT
(0)
When He rolls up His sleeves He ain't just puttin' on the ritz!
Jephro101
August 13th, 2007
2:17:18 AM CDT
(8)
Why is everyone from the ytmnd Community at Raptor Jesus camp?
Dfjono
August 13th, 2007
9:15:40 PM CDT
(0)
SCREW SUBGENIUS, THIS IS THE RELIGION TO BE.
XxTippoxX
August 13th, 2007
11:55:45 PM CDT
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Why is Raptor Jesus a girl? D: YOU MIX MY BELIEFS!
scorpkris
August 15th, 2007
11:41:11 PM CDT
(0)
MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE MAY THE POWER OF RAPTOR COMPEL YE
stuckinmyzipper
August 16th, 2007
12:09:22 AM CDT
(0)
What would Raptor Jesus do?
UnknownEntity
August 18th, 2007
4:46:09 PM CDT
(1)
PRAISE THA' LAWD
wisdumcube
August 12th, 2007
1:30:11 AM CDT
(11)
when did raptor jesus camp start having raves?
g0ast
August 12th, 2007
5:33:38 AM CDT
(31)
Since he discovered he could, LOL
CNoOne
August 12th, 2007
6:12:31 AM CDT
(21)
it's not hard when you're raptor jesus lol
Econojon
August 12th, 2007
10:40:55 AM CDT
(21)
Our God is an awesome God!
DevilsJoker
August 12th, 2007
7:43:25 PM CDT
(9)
He raves as hard as a half human half reptilian being can rave, And thats alot.
Thatdarnmexican
August 14th, 2007
12:06:32 AM CDT
(6)
When hasn't he?
PaRappa
August 15th, 2007
4:52:33 PM CDT
(4)
When he said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"
Cupchange
August 19th, 2007
8:45:53 PM CDT
(2)
Raptor Jesus ate that kids mom LULZ
sgt7111
November 4th, 2007
11:54:15 AM CST
(0)
He's Rapotor Jesus, who cares?
DonkeyKong96
August 12th, 2007
1:39:50 AM CDT
(1)
PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!
wheelyum
August 12th, 2007
1:53:03 AM CDT
(1)
weird as sh*t and oh so funny.
dyskrasia
August 12th, 2007
2:08:25 AM CDT
(4)
THIS MEANS WAR! THIS MEANS WAR! ARE YOU A PART OF IT OR NOT?!
natedagr811
August 12th, 2007
2:08:26 AM CDT
(9)
LOL @ Evangelicalism Raptor Jesus
Colest
August 12th, 2007
2:07:46 PM CDT
(0)
INSTRUMENTALITY IS UPON US! Save us o lord Raptor Jesus!
shoover
August 12th, 2007
2:35:38 AM CDT
(12)
WOW HIS ARMS ARE SO SMOOTH, I WONDER WHAT CONDITIONER(S) HE USES
kalvinescobar
August 13th, 2007
4:36:35 AM CDT
(1)
raptor jesus has boobs now....
redlinkmaster
August 12th, 2007
2:46:22 AM CDT
(39)
that girl crying just made the entire thing like 50 times funnier.
upfish
August 12th, 2007
2:59:45 AM CDT
(12)
that movie scared the sh*t out of me. this puts my mind at ease. it's like YTMeditation.
migrn
August 14th, 2007
8:48:49 AM CDT
(2)
I agree. It is the most frightening movie EVER! It is better then any horror or thriller or anything.
Tropicantcha
August 12th, 2007
3:18:37 AM CDT
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YES!!!!
catwatch
August 12th, 2007
3:47:16 AM CDT
(2)
f*cking epic
Uncreative
August 12th, 2007
4:14:11 AM CDT
(0)
ok rofl
Therealone
August 12th, 2007
4:38:05 AM CDT
(1)
sign me up!
Goyutan
August 12th, 2007
4:55:19 AM CDT
(6)
greatest thing since
Tazato
August 12th, 2007
4:13:25 PM CDT
(3)
pickled herring
Jephro101
August 13th, 2007
2:27:53 AM CDT
(2)
The cure for Cancer
dookieee
August 13th, 2007
3:00:57 PM CDT
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n*gg* stole my bike
pie21
August 14th, 2007
8:10:05 AM CDT
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HALO!!!!!!!111one!
s3m1lol
August 14th, 2007
4:57:00 PM CDT
(0)
porn
MediocreMarvel
August 15th, 2007
7:23:32 AM CDT
(2)
Bread. Not sliced bread, bread itself.
PaRappa
August 15th, 2007
4:53:58 PM CDT
(0)
comment commenting
fagsrus
August 12th, 2007
5:07:14 AM CDT
(5)
our raptor who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
FrancisFiveThousand
August 12th, 2007
9:56:28 AM CDT
(14)
Give us this day our daily prey
Vigrash
August 12th, 2007
4:00:12 PM CDT
(9)
and forgive us our sciences
joe579003
August 13th, 2007
6:09:32 PM CDT
(9)
and those who have "scienced" against us.
pie21
August 14th, 2007
8:15:45 AM CDT
(7)
Rave us from this time of denial
s3m1lol
August 14th, 2007
5:02:21 PM CDT
(3)
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your roar and your teeth, they comfort me.
scorpkris
August 15th, 2007
11:42:51 PM CDT
(1)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
digilio89
August 12th, 2007
6:36:03 AM CDT
(5)
these are clips taken from an actual documentary about these f*cked up Christians (who are almost 25% of America) who think they are literal warriors for Jesus. they need to destroy the evil satanic liberals lololytmnfckd
sanvarin
August 12th, 2007
10:52:30 AM CDT
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i went to a camp similar to that when i was younger, and now i hate all religion with a passion, so it really worked well on me
antibasic
August 12th, 2007
1:16:05 PM CDT
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And you're far left wing bias shows already commi. Go back to the USSR.
vanilladouche
August 12th, 2007
2:00:52 PM CDT
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so how exactly are christians f*cked up? they want to take over the world and cut off everyone whos not a christians head?
rylasasin
August 12th, 2007
2:26:55 PM CDT
(2)
Antibasic: NO U
Tazato
August 12th, 2007
4:16:48 PM CDT
(6)
^ respond to vaniladouc: actually, no, all they want to do is forcefully convert any and all non-believers. how do they do it? get em while their young. like they have obviously done to you.
Wheelman56
August 12th, 2007
8:15:09 PM CDT
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left-wing bias > right-wing bias
cromartiedropout
August 12th, 2007
9:31:10 PM CDT
(3)
I LUV DICUSSING RELIGION.
titansmlb102
August 12th, 2007
11:06:58 PM CDT
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No see, these aren't your regular Christians. These are the MEGA MEGA WEIRDO Christians. Evangelicals. They think Harry Potter is evil....I'm Christian, and even i think these people are WACKJOBS. And its sad that these kid's parents send them to this camp to be brainwashed like this. Oh, Ted Haggart was in it too. Irony FTW!!!
vanilladouche
August 14th, 2007
1:08:47 AM CDT
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what titan said. anyway, what does every other religion do? wait till their 18 then convert em?
Conine
August 14th, 2007
10:29:03 AM CDT
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These people aren't even close to 25% of america.
Semper1337
August 14th, 2007
5:27:34 PM CDT
(4)
Sorry guys but the fact is that this is Protestants ONLY. There aren't any catholic brain washing--I mean Christian camps for kids. There is Sunday school, but that is about as harmless as a priest alone with a little boy. Wait…. Ok I will think up a better analogy later.
killabee
August 12th, 2007
6:42:30 AM CDT
(4)
I FOUND RAPTOR JESUS!
Doomrock
August 12th, 2007
6:58:55 AM CDT
(11)
YTMND needs more brainwashed children raving.
Jstdontban
August 12th, 2007
11:08:27 AM CDT
(2)
Amen.
MrYes
August 14th, 2007
11:38:06 AM CDT
(0)
Tru dat. Epic YTMND is epic!
strangurdangurr
August 12th, 2007
7:56:58 AM CDT
(1)
submit to the power of raptor jesus
fourest
August 12th, 2007
8:03:44 AM CDT
(4)
the girl is like "yes..."
brachiosaurus
August 12th, 2007
8:40:26 AM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
CDawg82191
August 12th, 2007
8:47:41 AM CDT
(3)
has anybody noticed the random girl holding a tissue box?
ColdStone
August 12th, 2007
12:51:03 PM CDT
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I noticed.
SpookyDuke
August 14th, 2007
11:46:57 AM CDT
(0)
thats whats weirding me out
cmurdock
August 12th, 2007
8:58:37 AM CDT
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SAVE ME RAPTOR JESUS
splake
August 12th, 2007
9:07:45 AM CDT
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fourest
August 12th, 2007
9:19:09 AM CDT
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We got kicked out of the school, Mickey.
BillyZane
August 12th, 2007
9:33:54 AM CDT
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Raptor Jesus will bathe us all in his righteous fire.
britzman
August 12th, 2007
9:59:45 AM CDT
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Dear god that's so awful ahahahahhahahaahhaahah, so much lulz.
mountainmage
August 12th, 2007
11:00:35 PM CDT
(4)
lulz is a corruption of lol
scorpkris
August 15th, 2007
11:44:50 PM CDT
(0)
:which stands for: L-augh O-ut L-oud
Goonicus
August 19th, 2007
5:56:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol is a corruption of English.
britzman
August 12th, 2007
10:03:19 AM CDT
(1)
This has to be your best site ever, please make mooorrrrrrrrrre.
Goneja
August 12th, 2007
10:03:24 AM CDT
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source please for five
turboflame
August 12th, 2007
10:06:39 AM CDT
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he went extinct for our sins!
mustafa-chihocho
August 12th, 2007
10:26:39 AM CDT
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heh
gyller
August 12th, 2007
10:15:50 AM CDT
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My favorite Jesus!!!!
Khac
August 12th, 2007
10:40:47 AM CDT
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Ev3nt372
August 12th, 2007
10:46:56 AM CDT
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All hail the ultimate brainwashing power of Raptor Jesus!!!!!
sanvarin
August 12th, 2007
10:50:52 AM CDT
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jesus camp was probably the scariest movie i've ever seen
Blackest
August 12th, 2007
11:06:16 AM CDT
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Raptor Jesus is the best thing since sliced bread. Or any bread for that matter.
AdrienofSound
August 12th, 2007
11:21:43 AM CDT
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That's it. I'm selling cookies to raise money to go to Raptor Jesus Camp.
Eirulle
August 12th, 2007
11:36:58 AM CDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The sight of young children shedding their tears for Raptor Jesus warms my heart.
sockeebomb
August 12th, 2007
11:47:06 AM CDT
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lol
panda-meh
August 12th, 2007
12:08:39 PM CDT
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Rofl. Nice.
Pyroman
August 12th, 2007
12:09:43 PM CDT
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that movie scared the sh*t out of me brainwashed jesus kids = no fun. what 5 year old cries for redemption save us raptor jesus from becky fischer
UncleSnapple
August 12th, 2007
12:13:19 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus died for our sins.
ALMusic
August 12th, 2007
12:40:25 PM CDT
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Benegesserit
August 12th, 2007
12:41:53 PM CDT
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T ITS A JESUS RAPTOR
Benegesserit
August 12th, 2007
12:44:39 PM CDT
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oh and raptor jesus has tits now?
SpunkySkunk347
August 12th, 2007
12:47:18 PM CDT
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nothing funny
Veers
August 12th, 2007
1:18:44 PM CDT
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RAPTOR JESUS IS REALLY THE DINO ANTI-CHRIST, ROBERT MULDOON DIED FOR OUR SINS!
yiddish
August 12th, 2007
1:23:58 PM CDT
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I loved that movie, proved just how nuts evangelicals are.
dlweiss
August 12th, 2007
1:29:20 PM CDT
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That's funny, but seeing that little girl crying so earnestly is disturbing in the extreme...
RedDeadRevolver
August 12th, 2007
1:32:32 PM CDT
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Could someone tell me the name of the movie or documentary this is based on?
splishsplash
August 12th, 2007
2:13:43 PM CDT
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It's called "Jesus Camp" and it is the most frightening movie I have ever seen.
cromartiedropout
August 12th, 2007
9:33:59 PM CDT
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It's a real movie? YIKES.
AndySavage
August 12th, 2007
1:40:07 PM CDT
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Holy sh*t, funniest thing I've seen in weeks
mountainmage
August 12th, 2007
1:42:33 PM CDT
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i'm a raptheist. i don't believe in raptor jesus.
djebubi
August 12th, 2007
1:44:48 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus has tits.
JolietJake
August 12th, 2007
1:51:32 PM CDT
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HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS!
JolietJake
August 12th, 2007
1:53:02 PM CDT
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HOLY HOLY, HE REIGNS!
everblink5
August 12th, 2007
2:02:34 PM CDT
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I think this is my favorite site you've ever done. (5'd once my votes start counting again)
Chav-Slayer
August 12th, 2007
2:23:06 PM CDT
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No hope for America now. The Future is Raptor.
CyrisMustang
August 12th, 2007
2:27:42 PM CDT
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That is not fly to the sky's missing you. D:<
salami
August 12th, 2007
2:31:33 PM CDT
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salami will 5 any site that features little girls crying and thats a promise
TsukasaElkKite
August 12th, 2007
2:39:56 PM CDT
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KA-KAW!
modestgesture
August 12th, 2007
3:17:25 PM CDT
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JURASSIC JESUS FTW!!1!111!!!
elosmello
August 12th, 2007
3:40:46 PM CDT
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i don't know what to say... i love it
Triclyde
August 12th, 2007
3:53:47 PM CDT
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Dancing + crying ftw.
Grimm22
August 12th, 2007
3:56:58 PM CDT
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lol, Christian Children rave with Raptor Jesus
Celark
August 12th, 2007
3:57:04 PM CDT
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raptor raptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptorraptor
Vigrash
August 12th, 2007
3:58:05 PM CDT
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omfg
MrStump
August 12th, 2007
4:08:01 PM CDT
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How do I vote?
Zorieon
August 12th, 2007
4:13:27 PM CDT
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I have a scratch, I need to itch it.
kristofftw
August 12th, 2007
4:21:47 PM CDT
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Raptastic
Whizzles
August 12th, 2007
4:28:20 PM CDT
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Needs more seizure. Seriously though, nice work. 5'd and faved.
gamekid
August 12th, 2007
4:41:57 PM CDT
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I would most certainly send my kids there.
risu
August 12th, 2007
4:44:06 PM CDT
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that's horrifying .. I mean the image that's been edited ...
Volgan
August 12th, 2007
4:45:37 PM CDT
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wow
Pettitman
August 12th, 2007
4:59:58 PM CDT
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thank god.
fourest
August 12th, 2007
5:20:25 PM CDT
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did you edit those tears in?
Smokeyjackpot
August 12th, 2007
5:34:50 PM CDT
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Its seems more like a religious Raptor Jesus rave.
QuarterPorter
August 12th, 2007
5:39:13 PM CDT
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I'm high on Raptor Jesus... and maybe ecstacy
DeClassB
August 12th, 2007
5:41:52 PM CDT
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gotta love the kid in the white shirt
M2112
August 12th, 2007
5:52:54 PM CDT
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Win
POS
August 12th, 2007
6:09:52 PM CDT
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Dude get a job with an advertising company. I am so sick of gay f*cking commercials. They need people with better imaginations lol
Grim
August 12th, 2007
6:17:02 PM CDT
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Needs a rave remix of Our God Is An Awesome God
spongebolton
August 13th, 2007
2:29:50 PM CDT
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it exists, and i agree, would have been better with it.
AbsurdRandomness
August 12th, 2007
6:58:03 PM CDT
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i saw that movie, i nearly killed myself
Ochobobo
August 12th, 2007
7:32:24 PM CDT
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very nice, lol
koolaider
August 12th, 2007
7:36:56 PM CDT
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Fear the raptor.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
August 12th, 2007
8:25:50 PM CDT
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renegade64
August 12th, 2007
8:49:53 PM CDT
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kids go CRAZY for raptor jesus
Summypotato
August 12th, 2007
9:53:05 PM CDT
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our god is an awesomegod
gaturgolf
August 12th, 2007
10:00:02 PM CDT
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This is, perhaps, the best ytmnd ever created
jman99999
August 12th, 2007
10:14:48 PM CDT
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I'm Raptor Jesus, lol
dcastle
August 12th, 2007
10:17:42 PM CDT
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OH FUKK. YES!
coyotemoon722
August 12th, 2007
10:22:23 PM CDT
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I wonder what the ptkfgs would be for this...triceratops satan?
deadphishiy
August 12th, 2007
10:28:05 PM CDT
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ROOOOAR!!!!!
Blizz
August 12th, 2007
10:40:39 PM CDT
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5
lovethyconan
August 12th, 2007
10:43:25 PM CDT
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His love is so awesome.
FuzzyDuck
August 12th, 2007
10:51:41 PM CDT
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lawl
Dragon164z
August 12th, 2007
11:05:01 PM CDT
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Man I f*cking love you.
piastol
August 12th, 2007
11:26:13 PM CDT
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5 for raptor!
piastol
August 12th, 2007
11:26:54 PM CDT
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Riketorian
August 12th, 2007
11:58:33 PM CDT
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i cant help but to feel bad for that kid who was crying, was that really one of those religious things?
tex157
August 13th, 2007
12:14:11 AM CDT
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nakomaru
August 13th, 2007
1:32:53 AM CDT
(0)
Wow, zero downvoting christian zealots. Did we really win?
saracola
August 13th, 2007
3:29:17 AM CDT
(0)
Sacrelicious!!
magicnosegoblin
August 13th, 2007
6:31:31 AM CDT
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Raptor Jesus couldnt't save me from Haryy Potter spoilers :(
Goonicus
August 19th, 2007
6:00:34 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus only saves those who ask to be saved. Even then, you don't just speak, you must listen.
C-Euro
August 13th, 2007
8:24:56 AM CDT
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I think this movie would terrify me. The actual one, not the raptor edition.
LoadMan
August 13th, 2007
9:37:36 AM CDT
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Can raptor Jesus open doors?
pie21
August 14th, 2007
8:21:33 AM CDT
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Raptor Jesus first says "Knock Knock lol" then demolishes doors with his BAMF raptor fangs.
scrooged
August 13th, 2007
10:06:33 AM CDT
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Praise be Rator Heyzeus!!!
Asgard01
August 13th, 2007
10:53:38 AM CDT
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
SpliceVW
August 13th, 2007
11:34:21 AM CDT
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That doesn't sound like Raptor Jesus.. Raptor Jesus sounds like this: http://www.ceschini.com/mike/ernieworld/timeline/jurassic/raptor22.wav
Rygar
August 13th, 2007
1:09:18 PM CDT
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OH MY GOD!!! xD
Abdiel
August 13th, 2007
1:31:27 PM CDT
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ALL BOW TO RAPTOR JESUS.
sits
August 13th, 2007
3:46:39 PM CDT
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GOLD.
clarky
August 13th, 2007
4:10:29 PM CDT
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Fact: The comic Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is based on the theory that the apocalypse will be the second coming of raptor jesus
dedcat
August 13th, 2007
5:00:40 PM CDT
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yes
theNsquad
August 13th, 2007
6:01:52 PM CDT
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F*ck N*GG*RS! jesus kills n*gg*rs!
KeVsTeR
August 13th, 2007
7:09:55 PM CDT
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aw the anti-trix came :( now trix is for adults
Space-G
August 13th, 2007
8:24:51 PM CDT
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LOL--girl holding a box of kleenex, in the back...
Masteronin
August 13th, 2007
9:36:14 PM CDT
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Whispering is futile! The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all! Sees all! Do Not Speak to Me! Do not alter your normal human behavior in any way! You know not the elaborate criteria by which you are to be judged! Ignore my presence and go about your Earthly business! IGNORE ME!!!
Goonicus
August 19th, 2007
6:01:58 PM CDT
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Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of Grand Galactic Inquisition...
PinoiPanda
August 13th, 2007
10:03:11 PM CDT
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jubilant yet disturbing.
elyk
August 13th, 2007
10:28:09 PM CDT
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http://www.myspace.com/raptorjesuslawl
Hotdawg1990
August 13th, 2007
10:46:12 PM CDT
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VERY INTERESTING IDEA
murdamurda
August 13th, 2007
11:18:11 PM CDT
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raptor jesus died for our sins. he was nailed to a glowstick and hit by a meteor.
AntwanDavis
August 13th, 2007
11:49:30 PM CDT
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4chan sh*t = 1
Evilbeaver
August 14th, 2007
1:37:49 AM CDT
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That's from Jesus. ;)
lordmucifer
August 14th, 2007
3:39:34 AM CDT
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i fukkin lol'd
PikemannUrge
August 14th, 2007
4:35:59 AM CDT
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This was a great laugh, thanks! I don't like the music though. Blech!
gnomehater
August 14th, 2007
9:14:01 AM CDT
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I feel better knowing that the youths of our nation are in raptor jesus's loving claws.
symantech
August 14th, 2007
10:35:30 AM CDT
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LAWL
Hoinah
August 14th, 2007
10:48:25 AM CDT
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Real difference between religious nuts and scientists, is scientist aren't content to define their world through arbitrary fictitious reasoning. Religion seeks to allay people fears by feeding them stories that make the Universe small, and explicitly defined. I am eager to see what we can't concretely explain. The unknown may be frightening, but hell, whats life worth without fear (and I mean fear of _real_ things, not a "Big Daddy who will punish you for your 'wrongs' ".
ziggster
August 14th, 2007
2:35:32 PM CDT
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THE RETURN OF RAPTOR JESUS ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!
StormBringah
August 14th, 2007
5:38:51 PM CDT
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god that movie was insane. And this just makes it worse xD
Rhombus
August 14th, 2007
8:39:22 PM CDT
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Why does it sound like more like a T-Rex?
SMZ
August 14th, 2007
8:41:34 PM CDT
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Gosh, this is amazing
Joe89
August 14th, 2007
9:17:34 PM CDT
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lame
TailsDoll
August 14th, 2007
10:16:17 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus has the body of a fat woman.
Laird
August 15th, 2007
12:22:40 AM CDT
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Dinosaurs are sweet
SuperBaddBillStudd
August 15th, 2007
6:41:15 AM CDT
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Religion = Blind Submission Blind Submission = LOL
Goonicus
August 19th, 2007
6:05:06 PM CDT
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LOL is a corruption of lulz
Akrom
August 15th, 2007
9:34:58 AM CDT
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all those poor kids being brain washes.. wow, they are gettin emo and crying and sh*t.. i feel sorry for them. i think we should just relieve them from their sad lives.
Akrom
August 15th, 2007
9:47:30 AM CDT
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i once proposed the idea of raptor jesus to the missionaries that came to my house, they got pissed and left while yelling how god will punish me. ROFL raptor jesus i love you , only if ur a raptor.
Wolfmight
August 15th, 2007
11:56:57 AM CDT
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hah, lord raptorz.
Spuzbal
August 15th, 2007
1:13:30 PM CDT
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The roar sound completes my life.
Benegesserit
August 15th, 2007
2:29:42 PM CDT
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that little girl is obviously on E
aksama
August 15th, 2007
2:31:30 PM CDT
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One of the funniest things I've EVER seen.
Hoinah
August 15th, 2007
2:35:57 PM CDT
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Dude, Raptor Jesus has tits
CommanderAsia
August 15th, 2007
2:36:14 PM CDT
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I actually cried.
Serke7net
August 15th, 2007
4:09:36 PM CDT
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5'd and fav'd and 5'd again.
GamingBob
August 15th, 2007
4:14:30 PM CDT
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They probably put some eye drops in the girls eyes, then told her to tilt her head forward for more effect. How could that much water come out of one eyeball? It is like a gusher popping.
Diablo
August 15th, 2007
5:11:55 PM CDT
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Raptor Jesus Saves!
Dystopian
August 15th, 2007
6:34:36 PM CDT
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100% madness.
DoomFrost
August 15th, 2007
7:01:46 PM CDT
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I'm not doing it...
Goonicus
August 19th, 2007
6:06:19 PM CDT
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100% Sparta.
bizzarrostolemybike
August 15th, 2007
8:32:15 PM CDT
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this site is amazing
turducken
August 15th, 2007
8:43:23 PM CDT
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RAVING RAPTOR JESUS FTW!!!!
Craptasket
August 15th, 2007
8:46:13 PM CDT
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WINRAR
TiitHelimut
August 15th, 2007
11:04:09 PM CDT
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raptor jesus is my dad. yep, i want chicken.
EmperorOlrox
August 15th, 2007
11:34:34 PM CDT
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LOL
manish
August 16th, 2007
12:46:55 AM CDT
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praise him.
ToastChef
August 16th, 2007
2:05:07 AM CDT
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Raptor Jesus doesn't have fat whore tits.
btk88
August 16th, 2007
3:47:02 AM CDT
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wtf
djinn88
August 16th, 2007
11:31:16 AM CDT
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added tears to the girl? lol
zomb
August 16th, 2007
12:12:20 PM CDT
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God that camp looks awesome...
fuzzyzombielove
August 16th, 2007
12:47:44 PM CDT
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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!!!
Chrisguy210
August 16th, 2007
12:50:12 PM CDT
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Jurassic Pope serves Raptor Jesus
AndySavage
August 16th, 2007
3:09:58 PM CDT
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I can't believe i haven't fav'd this already
Tishagi
August 16th, 2007
5:01:31 PM CDT
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Epic
uve-been-del33ted
August 16th, 2007
6:31:31 PM CDT
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She's crying because shes a sacrifice.
UnknownEntity
August 18th, 2007
4:48:40 PM CDT
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Simply barbaric.
winkingkodakwhore
August 16th, 2007
6:52:44 PM CDT
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raptor boobied jesus made the little girl cry. bad raptor jesus! bad!
InvaderPichu
August 16th, 2007
9:32:02 PM CDT
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All hail Raptor Jesus.
Kfg929
August 16th, 2007
10:09:45 PM CDT
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RAPTOR JESUS SAVES
slophlong
August 17th, 2007
1:25:48 AM CDT
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LOL EPIC
Teknorat
August 17th, 2007
4:30:41 AM CDT
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Please have my babies.
Stabula
August 17th, 2007
5:53:08 PM CDT
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I wish I could vote lower. I'd rather watch Kazaam again than this ytmnd.
dochowell
August 17th, 2007
6:51:07 PM CDT
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How did you manage to make that girl tear up?
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