Texas Heimlich Maneuver
Created on: July 18th, 2007
Texas Heimlich Maneuver
fearcondom 
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Leatherface demonstrates the proper way to assist a choking victim PS - please stop with the Harry Potter sh*t now
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NeverAutomatic
July 18th, 2007
3:02:57 PM CDT
(12)
that poor girl is choking. luckily that man was there to save her.
MrObvious
July 18th, 2007
3:11:44 PM CDT
(7)
Um guys, if she was really choking, she wouldn't be able to scream. Nice edits though!
Burdell
July 18th, 2007
3:33:19 PM CDT
(3)
any relation to Captain Obvious?
DoomFrost
July 19th, 2007
6:41:26 AM CDT
(2)
The reason she's screaming is because of that guys miraculous powers.
MEO
July 19th, 2007
7:18:54 PM CDT
(0)
lol these "obvious" people are great
megatron
July 19th, 2007
8:03:36 PM CDT
(0)
good god i had my headphones on and this scared the sh*t out of me. would be quite a nasty site if you took the pictures away on the left. quite disturbing.
Kevisazombie
July 18th, 2007
3:03:23 PM CDT
(2)
Texas buttzex
juxtapose519
July 18th, 2007
3:04:52 PM CDT
(0)
oh my god, it's not a spoiler site
mrmatrixaplix
July 18th, 2007
3:05:45 PM CDT
(4)
SPOILER: SHE DIES
fearcondom
July 18th, 2007
3:07:16 PM CDT
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el oh el
filibuster
July 18th, 2007
3:10:29 PM CDT
(9)
SPOILER: the spoiler fad will eventually die
Trigun182
July 18th, 2007
4:01:24 PM CDT
(5)
YOU BITCH!
Trigun182
July 18th, 2007
4:14:32 PM CDT
(0)
The question is, how will she die?
Shinryuu
July 18th, 2007
5:20:35 PM CDT
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She will be killed by Snape, like everyone else.
alextide32
July 18th, 2007
6:03:42 PM CDT
(-2)
loooo
n4rvst
July 18th, 2007
3:08:01 PM CDT
(-15)
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(-15)
lame
chronster
July 18th, 2007
3:08:25 PM CDT
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if she were choking she wouldn't be able to scream. All she needs is a good chainsaw to the back
fourest
July 18th, 2007
3:09:08 PM CDT
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lol
filibuster
July 18th, 2007
3:11:43 PM CDT
(4)
this is funny because it looks like shes getting the heimlich maneuver from the bad man! (in before mr obvious)
DevilsJoker
July 20th, 2007
5:13:21 PM CDT
(-1)
he was like the 2nd person to comment
filibuster
July 21st, 2007
11:28:21 PM CDT
(1)
hey dude, do me a favor. look at the comment times of my comment then his. now check again. and once more. now look at the time difference. i beat him by one second. therefore im in before mr obvious. he wasnt the second person to comment if i commented before him. sry bout the rant, but its true
Necronomicon
July 18th, 2007
3:14:46 PM CDT
(0)
I think he just picked up Dracula!
The-Magic-Upvoter
July 18th, 2007
3:15:38 PM CDT
(0)
This is where my favorite term "ANAL RAPE" comes in handy! Thanks! Five for you! > themagic.ytmnd.com <
CreepPipe
July 18th, 2007
3:17:05 PM CDT
(0)
Should have just used good old fashioned roofies like the rest of us.
Goyutan
July 18th, 2007
3:19:58 PM CDT
(0)
im locking
Mr-Buttnik
July 18th, 2007
3:21:04 PM CDT
(2)
bigtime. i have a feeling that n4rsvt has been sexually abused my a family member and eventually began enjoying it. he now takes out his inner rage by chronically downvoting pretty damn good sites. what a waste of a human being.
chronster
July 18th, 2007
3:32:18 PM CDT
(1)
I've counted many people do this but n4rvst is the only one who's here ALL THE TIME doing it. It seems no matter what time you submit something, n4rvst is there to vote 1; whether it be 5AM or 3PM he's there. Don't cry for him, he's already dead.
Ochobobo
July 18th, 2007
3:31:22 PM CDT
(0)
lolol
nutnics
July 18th, 2007
3:42:33 PM CDT
(0)
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(0)
4.59? that wont last
brachiosaurus
July 18th, 2007
3:59:37 PM CDT
(0)
RAWR!
Trigun182
July 18th, 2007
4:13:52 PM CDT
(0)
The question is, how will she die?
Chav-Slayer
July 18th, 2007
4:16:27 PM CDT
(0)
Simple but effective. And it ISN'T A SPOILER SITE!! :D
Chav-Slayer
July 19th, 2007
1:55:52 PM CDT
(0)
*crotch kicks*
Shaolinwind
July 18th, 2007
4:21:15 PM CDT
(0)
Once again, had you written all over it. You're possibly the only user with a genuinely distinctive style.
strangurdangurr
July 18th, 2007
4:38:40 PM CDT
(0)
needs more foot doctor
silenoz
July 18th, 2007
4:41:12 PM CDT
(0)
more like texas buttrape maneuver
Golden
July 18th, 2007
4:51:43 PM CDT
(0)
epitome of meh
hanktherapper
July 18th, 2007
5:11:07 PM CDT
(0)
Only because you avoided a buttsex reference.
Doodan
July 18th, 2007
5:24:10 PM CDT
(0)
yummy
alextide32
July 18th, 2007
6:03:12 PM CDT
(0)
looo
dmaz
July 18th, 2007
6:06:16 PM CDT
(0)
omg
HeatherChandler
July 18th, 2007
6:13:40 PM CDT
(0)
Eh.
FunGovenor
July 18th, 2007
6:14:25 PM CDT
(0)
more like jumping jacks for tards
g0ast
July 18th, 2007
7:01:10 PM CDT
(2)
It's not required to decapitate the person you are saving afterwards, but it's optional.
DarthWang
July 18th, 2007
7:04:22 PM CDT
(-1)
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gtorisu9se
July 18th, 2007
7:05:02 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
DaveTheRave
July 18th, 2007
7:29:08 PM CDT
(0)
He Was Actually Trying To Help The Poor Cry! :O I Never Knew That Side Of You Leatherface
Father-McKenzie
July 18th, 2007
7:53:11 PM CDT
(-1)
i wish you'd prioritize humor over cleverness
winterbottom
July 18th, 2007
8:31:54 PM CDT
(0)
good lawd
koolaider
July 18th, 2007
9:37:12 PM CDT
(0)
WOOOOLUUULULULUUU
Emanuel
July 18th, 2007
10:09:29 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus fearcondom, is there any movie you've seen that you couldn't turn into a ytmnd?
jman99999
July 18th, 2007
11:16:24 PM CDT
(0)
meh... +2 for comments, including yours, to stop Harry Potter spoiler sh*t
skinnyboy23
July 18th, 2007
11:22:02 PM CDT
(0)
good job in putting that together :)
Bobdole23
July 19th, 2007
12:08:21 AM CDT
(1)
You can't have a Texas themed site without Jorge Bustch
KamikazeCat
July 19th, 2007
9:40:03 AM CDT
(1)
DUBYA!
Hatikvah
July 19th, 2007
12:38:39 AM CDT
(0)
If this were, like some above suggested, the epic Texas Butts3xz Maneuver, I would suggest, as a matter of Texas pride, that the cause of her death would become abundantly clear immediately following this bit here... as would evidence for the saying, "Everything's bigger in Texas." And if you get what I just said, God bless you 'cause you'll be joinin' me in Hell.
FuzzyDuck
July 19th, 2007
12:54:46 AM CDT
(0)
lawl
coyotemoon722
July 19th, 2007
1:23:54 AM CDT
(-1)
ur not allowed to film ur dad
gman62191
July 19th, 2007
1:36:48 AM CDT
(0)
DATS NAWT HAO EYE DEW IT
prowlerdante
July 19th, 2007
4:37:26 AM CDT
(0)
I actually chuckled at this. Faved.
Malakrius
July 19th, 2007
6:16:13 AM CDT
(0)
5 STARS
KamikazeCat
July 19th, 2007
9:39:31 AM CDT
(0)
Stonen
July 19th, 2007
10:55:57 AM CDT
(0)
Freaky and funny.
sanvarin
July 19th, 2007
11:10:13 AM CDT
(0)
I made a video using this video/audio clip in college a few years ago, GJ!
steveperryisgod
July 19th, 2007
2:11:06 PM CDT
(0)
Woulda been better if you mixed in the Brian Peppers theme.
Mexitron2000
July 19th, 2007
3:39:31 PM CDT
(0)
WRONG.
wisdumcube
July 19th, 2007
4:05:49 PM CDT
(0)
jesus.
AfterLifeWasTaken
July 19th, 2007
5:24:57 PM CDT
(0)
raaaaaaaaape
Hellgun
July 19th, 2007
7:08:01 PM CDT
(0)
Buttsex.
Aurex
July 19th, 2007
7:13:14 PM CDT
(0)
Well, I got what I expected.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
July 19th, 2007
7:28:00 PM CDT
(0)
Marshall
July 19th, 2007
7:48:12 PM CDT
(0)
this is the greatest site ever created
DarkTree
July 19th, 2007
9:47:12 PM CDT
(0)
Leatherface is still misunderstood
ineedsleep
July 19th, 2007
10:38:00 PM CDT
(0)
Get a dog little longie.
Laird
July 19th, 2007
11:42:54 PM CDT
(0)
I mean for Christ's sake, how could anyone kill Dobby, did you see how he fended off Malfoy. How can anyone be strong enough to kill a little deformed elf thingy, it just doesn't make sense.
Robmortar
July 20th, 2007
10:28:59 AM CDT
(0)
assrape
FlatSoda
July 20th, 2007
12:43:34 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because i've never seen anyone that happy to do the heimlich.
omgbomb
July 20th, 2007
3:43:50 PM CDT
(0)
look at leatherfaces expression
Nyeusigrube
July 20th, 2007
3:56:45 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf AWESOME
Improviser
July 20th, 2007
9:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
this movie is actually pretty scary
Dr-Martin-Luther-Kin
July 20th, 2007
11:44:40 PM CDT
(-1)
Pool's closed due to AIDS.
Deadzombie
July 21st, 2007
1:36:03 AM CDT
(0)
So much for the hemlich when it comes to getting a hook in the back *spooiler* she dies of a hook?
Steems
July 26th, 2007
5:11:10 PM CDT
(0)
He doesn't seem to be helping her much.. He's got to crush the ribcage and compress 6 times, check airway, breathe repeat. I thought all serial killers had first aid classes. Oh wait no, that's babysitters. I wrote a f*cking book here.
prairiedogeric10
July 29th, 2007
10:35:01 AM CDT
(0)
I typed in "Harry Potter" in the Search and this was one of the sites that came up
WoodyJohnson
June 16th, 2009
11:23:51 PM CDT
(0)
A true nugget of beer batter deep fried gold.