Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soeze! And he's the killer in Seven! The killers in Scream are the boyfriends! Darth Vader is STILL Luke's Father! The defendant in Primal Fear is just faking it! It's a sled!

n00b1shm4n

July 18th, 2007

6:33:32 AM CDT

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BITCH!!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!! Love it

frenchbreadpizza

July 18th, 2007

7:07:59 AM CDT

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Dear Sir/ Madam, I am authorized to act on behalf of Dr. Seuss, the author of the Green Eggs & Ham books and owner of copyright rights therein, and Scholastic Inc., exclusive U.S. publisher of the Dr. Seuss books, including without limitation the cover and all other art incorporated therein (collectively, the "IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the materials identified below ar

Marshall

July 18th, 2007

7:51:14 AM CDT

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wtf is this s h i t supposed to be?

DevilsJoker

July 18th, 2007

8:04:28 AM CDT

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OMFGGG! WTF, IM ONLY AT PAGE 61

Atomicles

July 18th, 2007

8:14:44 AM CDT

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haha, nice. good laugh

Nocturnalgamer

July 18th, 2007

8:22:03 AM CDT

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WTF spoilerz!>!?!?

EpicDude

July 18th, 2007

8:56:06 AM CDT

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NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH!

St205

July 18th, 2007

9:13:12 AM CDT

(0)

Ruined!

pyrobunny1337

July 18th, 2007

10:09:17 AM CDT

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you should have used the sound "no you bitch!!".

HockeyUSA27

July 18th, 2007

10:25:55 AM CDT

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DAMN IT...i was on page 57

Kouvre

July 18th, 2007

10:35:51 AM CDT

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lol

LawlAndPawnder

July 18th, 2007

11:13:04 AM CDT

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS SPOILED!

ieatbabies

July 18th, 2007

12:23:44 PM CDT

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You son of a bitch...

brachiosaurus

July 18th, 2007

12:24:54 PM CDT

(0)

rawr

DeathMinister

July 18th, 2007

1:26:43 PM CDT

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There's 62 pages in that book?

roflkellen

July 18th, 2007

2:21:40 PM CDT

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seriously hahahahah.

Evadrol

July 18th, 2007

2:36:04 PM CDT

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That's what I was gonna ask.

DinoInMyShoe

July 18th, 2007

2:41:46 PM CDT

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Suprisingly, yes.

jman99999

July 18th, 2007

11:18:24 PM CDT

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this question FTW!

alextide32

July 18th, 2007

2:07:39 PM CDT

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rofl

blast213

July 18th, 2007

2:14:07 PM CDT

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WIN!

shadowjustin

July 18th, 2007

3:16:32 PM CDT

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Amazing plot twist.

once-a-pawn

July 18th, 2007

3:34:32 PM CDT

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Less of a plot twist, and more of a suck-y D'enouement, you know like when someone wakes up and realizes the entire book was a worthless dream, so nothing in the book actually happened

FuzzyDuck

July 18th, 2007

3:31:49 PM CDT

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lawl

Jephro101

July 18th, 2007

4:48:31 PM CDT

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HOLY SH*T THANKYOU! I COULD HAVE NEVER FINISHED THIS BOOK!!!!!

muffinfordinner

July 18th, 2007

4:59:47 PM CDT

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I don't believe you. I'm still gonna read it.

hanktherapper

July 18th, 2007

5:24:47 PM CDT

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Number of sites that use this asset: 67 It is okay to use different music. You don't have to adhere completely to worthless fad rules.

DinoInMyShoe

July 19th, 2007

2:40:50 AM CDT

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I felt that it was the best to serve justice.

shoover

July 19th, 2007

8:57:52 AM CDT

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Hank do you have any idea how many people would say "1 for not proper fad music"

hanktherapper

July 19th, 2007

9:06:23 PM CDT

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Your point being?

shoover

July 20th, 2007

9:21:38 AM CDT

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He would be wasting his time and wasting a good idea if his site didnt get on frontpage because of the excessive 1 stars for no fad music.

Nelson340

July 18th, 2007

5:36:06 PM CDT

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I KNEW THAT WHEN I WAS 5!

Hepathos

July 18th, 2007

5:53:48 PM CDT

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Is that a Hard Gay "WHOOOOOOOOO" in the music? Then it's even better.

eatcrayons

July 18th, 2007

5:57:28 PM CDT

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This is too f*cking clever.

SMZ

July 18th, 2007

7:21:06 PM CDT

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HOLY F*CKING SH*T

masterstghm

July 18th, 2007

8:37:00 PM CDT

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Why do they only use the Disco mix of Tarzan Boy instead of the original?

ILoveRuM

July 18th, 2007

10:44:53 PM CDT

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NOOOOOAWWWWW YOU BITCH!!!

sockeebomb

July 18th, 2007

10:45:03 PM CDT

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well f*ck that iam not reading that sh*t then

July 19th, 2007

(-3)

July 19th, 2007

(0)

Thx.

Neoslicexxx

July 19th, 2007

1:34:14 AM CDT

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DAMNIT! I WAS HALF WAY THRU THE F*CKING BOOK N I STUMBLE ACROSS THIS SH*T. Ur an *ssh*le. Ruined it. 5.

egonym

July 19th, 2007

1:50:25 AM CDT

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i don't believe there are 62 pages in that book

DinoInMyShoe

July 19th, 2007

2:39:43 AM CDT

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I know, it's hard to take in.

xXWaspXx

July 19th, 2007

5:43:37 AM CDT

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That caught me off guard too.

shoover

July 19th, 2007

8:57:22 AM CDT

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Coulda been the uncut version =/

Ananonymous

July 19th, 2007

2:12:43 AM CDT

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OH SHI-

Roxman

July 19th, 2007

2:17:20 AM CDT

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WHY OH WHY?!

czmoney

July 19th, 2007

3:23:18 AM CDT

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very good!

prowlerdante

July 19th, 2007

4:48:52 AM CDT

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F*ck everyone else, I love these spoiler sites.

roq

July 19th, 2007

5:38:41 AM CDT

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Dr. Seuss obviously opposes veganism.

MarcusTheMartin

July 19th, 2007

7:01:55 PM CDT

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GREEN EGGS

Jephro101

July 19th, 2007

10:47:00 PM CDT

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AND HAM

DoomFrost

July 19th, 2007

6:30:33 AM CDT

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You know I was planning on reading that book...

kithfan4

July 19th, 2007

8:02:44 AM CDT

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Like the book, but this...

ajc82791

July 19th, 2007

8:34:53 AM CDT

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YOU F*CKING C*CK LICKING *SSH*LE I WAS ON PAGE 61.

TheRockBoS

July 19th, 2007

9:15:44 AM CDT

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YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!

AgentKoopa

July 19th, 2007

10:00:46 AM CDT

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NOOOO! Darn it! All this time, I thought he would never eat it?

yoyoyoyyoIG

July 19th, 2007

10:56:05 AM CDT

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SH*T F*CK

waffleiron1001

July 19th, 2007

11:50:29 AM CDT

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YOU SON OF A BITCH

Whip-Stick-A-Go-Stop

July 19th, 2007

12:12:19 PM CDT

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Clever, I like it.

skezzmo

July 19th, 2007

1:04:02 PM CDT

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Pff, how clich�.

TheFlesh

July 19th, 2007

1:58:39 PM CDT

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Thank you very much for a non harry potter related spoiler

kasmir

July 19th, 2007

2:33:05 PM CDT

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YOU MOTHER F UCKER I HAVEN'T READ THAT PART YET!!!!!

Eric--Bauman

July 19th, 2007

2:41:54 PM CDT

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I like the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just before the chorus. They need to do it more.

Vigrash

July 19th, 2007

4:02:42 PM CDT

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This wins. Wins.

JWC7215

July 19th, 2007

5:10:22 PM CDT

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YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farmageddon

July 19th, 2007

6:41:46 PM CDT

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GREEN EGGS AND HAM == ROTTING GENITALS EXTRACTED FROM LAURA BUSH

darkshot2600

July 19th, 2007

8:14:58 PM CDT

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How.... could... you... do... this... I...can...only...read...these...simple...books...you...bastard...ruin...something...more...advanced.

July 19th, 2007

(0)

July 19th, 2007

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Thanks a lot f*cker. I was just sbout to read this. Im gonna get whatever the f*ck company made that book to threaten to shut down this site!

Laird

July 19th, 2007

11:33:24 PM CDT

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That spoiler is fake. In the real ending he loses his sense of taste and the green eggs and ham kills him because he can't taste the poison.

maninhaze

July 24th, 2007

9:21:35 AM CDT

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HEY ITS A KIDS BOOK!!!!come on guys be appropriate, ur suppose to say: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU MUTHER F*CKIN C*CK SUCKER!!!! YOU MUTHER F*CKIN C*CK SUCKER!!!!

maninhaze

July 24th, 2007

9:22:58 AM CDT

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o yeah btw, ty i had this for summer reading this year, helped me out alot.

prairiedogeric10

July 24th, 2007

12:59:55 PM CDT

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Thing 1 f*cks Thing 2 and they have a baby named Thing

lifeleacher

July 24th, 2007