DOBBY HEDWIG FRED AND SNAPE DIE! HARRY MARRIES GINNY; NEVILLE BECOMES A TEACHER
Created on: July 16th, 2007
Burbage, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Scrimgeour, Wormtail, Fred Weasley, Dobby and Snape DIE. Harry marries Ginny Weasley and they have three kids. Ron and Hermione fall in love.
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I'm sure George Lucas is glad the Internet wasn't around when the Empire Strikes Back came out. It if was, we'd know Darth Vader was Luke's father some time during the Spring of '79. The ensuing YTMND fad would quickly eclipse Future Johnny Carson, the Kirk Song, and whatever the late seventies equivalent of Brian Peppers would be in popularity.
Agreed! Hedwig should have gotten wasted and flew into Voldemort and Voldemort should have been like "LIEK WTF OMGZ???" and then they had sexy parties in POLAND until Voldemort got a massive hangover, got massively pissed off, and killed Hedwig because that was the cause of his misery.
I just made that up right now. And I didn't forget Poland.
Omg, this is so horrible. I can't stop laughing at the concept of this site and the fact that there's a whole section of "Harry Potter Spoilers" on the front page. ALSO with the fact that there's FREAKING ADVERTISEMENT on this page that tells you to buy the book. Who the hell would buy the book after this? HAHAHAH this is terrible. I like it.
Yeah, pal, I know from experience too, considering how I'm a girl. All you need is soap and water. The vagina is self-cleaning. You don't have to introduce harmful chemicals (those that are found in douches) into it. And you do realize that many girls get those "brown crotch stains" because they are getting close to their menstrual cycle, right? We can't control it, and douching will simply be unneeded because the menstrual blood will clean everything out for us. So why don't you just back off, dickwad.
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+5 for epic awesomeness.
Oh, and for all you fans who are crying because of the spoilers, get clue. It's not as if they sat you down and made you read the entire book. There are many more things that need to be spoiled to ruin the entire book. Oh, and about half of these were pretty much assumed, so maybe ruin the remaining horcruxes or something... I'll still enjoy reading it.
Its spoiler mania! I need a spoiler for Harry Potter! I need a spoiler for TV! I need a spoiler for World War2! I need a spoiler for Virginia Tech! I need a spoiler for my day tommorow! I need a spoiler for washing my ass! I need a spoiler for scratching my nuts! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jessica Alba spoiler: http://albaspoiler.ytmnd.com/
Its spoiler mania! I need a spoiler for Harry Potter! I need a spoiler for TV! I need a spoiler for World War2! I need a spoiler for Virginia Tech! I need a spoiler for my day tommorow! I need a spoiler for washing my ass! I need a spoiler for scratching my nuts! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jessica Alba spoiler: http://albaspoiler.ytmnd.com/
I was really looking foward to reading the book and getting suprised, oh well. I'LL STILL READ THE BOOK! 'TIS GOOD READING!
Who's going to go to their local barnes and noble with a t-shirt saying "Burbage, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Scrimgeour, Wormtail, Fred Weasley, Dobby and Snape DIE. Harry marries Ginny Weasley and they have three kids. Ron and Hermione fall in love. LOL I SPOILT IT!"
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