I'm an ass
Created on: July 16th, 2007
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Yeah, pal, I know from experience too, considering how I'm a girl. All you need is soap and water. The vagina is self-cleaning. You don't have to introduce harmful chemicals (those that are found in douches) into it. And you do realize that many girls get those "brown crotch stains" because they are getting close to their menstrual cycle, right? We can't control it, and douching will simply be unneeded because the menstrual blood will clean everything out for us. So why don't you just back off, dickwad.
Hermoine lives. Idiot.
Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Harry gets f*cked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743
19 years after the events in the book:
Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginn
Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!"
Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix lestrange,
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