Vegan Biography: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: May 6th, 2007
Vegan Biography: A Dramatic Reading
Vyse-er 
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I haven't encountered a vegan like this before.
http://www.stickam.com/profile/xxcarolinexx
Yours Truly

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redheadedeskimo
May 6th, 2007
9:32:02 AM CDT
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EPIC
xXWaspXx
May 6th, 2007
9:32:51 AM CDT
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lol'd
Kacen
May 6th, 2007
9:35:44 AM CDT
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Well at least she wasn't the animal rights activist type of vegan.
beatnik
May 6th, 2007
9:36:07 AM CDT
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Do you know why the first 'dramatic reading' was funny?
YuckFou
May 6th, 2007
10:45:44 AM CDT
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Because it was from an *ssh*le thief and it was worded extremely poorly and laced with threats that could never be executed upon. This is a just stupid. By voting high you're saying that anyone that reads... anything in a funny voice is creative. Welcome to the second grade. What's next for ytmnd? Moby Dick, a dramatic reading? "Call me Ishmael." Exciting.
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
9:36:11 AM CDT
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Wow, the sound is an octave too low. Oh well.
Raftrider
May 6th, 2007
9:36:29 AM CDT
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God, what a stupid bitch. What the hell does she base her "statistics" on? Most countries that eat meat are overweight, soley because they..EAT meat? Because we're so f*cking rich and amazing, we don't need to go out and do much physical labor..video games kick ass, and we eat a lot of conviently delicious fast food. Animals eat their own sh*t because they don't have enough PROTEIN in their own diet (no lie). God, if I were a guy, I'd gag this bitch with my MEATY c*ck. Gag her for me, Vyse!
Kacen
May 6th, 2007
9:38:51 AM CDT
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Your right actually, partially atleast. Its easier to get fat from eating bread than eating lean meats (not counting greasy bacon etc)
lollerkaust
May 6th, 2007
2:17:04 PM CDT
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I'm not a veggie but compare this, how many vegetarians/vegans are overweight compared to omnivores, its only like 10% vs like 50%.
lollerkaust
May 6th, 2007
2:17:59 PM CDT
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Talking about americans on both accounts btw
Kacen
May 6th, 2007
9:36:35 AM CDT
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Also superb A+ work on the dramatic reading.
JoeyKazooie
May 6th, 2007
9:39:15 AM CDT
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rawr point. This is a pure ytmnd, upvoted
Remixx
May 6th, 2007
9:39:32 AM CDT
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Niiiicee cool voice aswell
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
9:42:28 AM CDT
(1)
Thanks. It's not right, though. I think it got a little slow when I uploaded or encoded the sound... Whatever, I still like it.
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
9:55:52 AM CDT
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Yeah, the site is playing it slow. Whatever.
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
10:07:47 AM CDT
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Ok, I fixed it. For some reason the preloader made it lower.
X-Lupin-the-3rd
May 6th, 2007
9:40:29 AM CDT
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You = great success, Vegans = Epic failure.
sapphi
May 6th, 2007
9:41:44 AM CDT
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She's an idiot
productno49
May 6th, 2007
9:41:53 AM CDT
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5 for the epic effort!!!!
Bupo
May 6th, 2007
9:43:27 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
mistaward
May 6th, 2007
9:52:33 AM CDT
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this is retarded...dont say PERIOD or COMMA its just annoying. (period)
Sonik
May 6th, 2007
10:02:53 AM CDT
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HAHAHAH percentage sign.
lololololol
May 6th, 2007
10:04:30 AM CDT
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ahh, skewed facts and retardation. I have to live with someone somewhat like this.
CaptainRescue
May 6th, 2007
10:08:18 AM CDT
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Well elipsis I'll give you this four period
virgin
May 6th, 2007
10:09:31 AM CDT
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you win
paphan
May 6th, 2007
10:13:40 AM CDT
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I like how she says that if "we" reduced "our" meat consumption, "we" could help out poor starving third-world countries. Who is this "we" that she's talking about? If American meat consumption were reduced by 10 percent, do you really think that the leftover grain used to feed animals would just be sent to some foreign countries? If so, who would be sending this stuff over there? The U.S. government? Right...
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
10:22:39 AM CDT
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I don't know which I find funnier: Her stupid ideas or the fact that you feel the need to argue them.
themelon
May 6th, 2007
10:46:59 AM CDT
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owned.
fidoda
May 6th, 2007
11:14:13 AM CDT
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That's true, those people believe that America (and certainly most of occidental country) is guilty for simply what it is. I hate culpability. Also, c*cks.
sapphi
May 6th, 2007
1:26:56 PM CDT
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That's what we told her. Then she started trying to defend the attacks against her by saying she didn't care about dead animals. She started bringing up stupid sh*t about cow dung and global warming.
Teknorat
May 6th, 2007
10:30:47 AM CDT
(1)
HAHHAHA
cobalt
May 6th, 2007
10:50:41 AM CDT
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I applaud you.
Daltonofzeal2
May 6th, 2007
10:58:34 AM CDT
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"Dramatically reading" some dumb bitch's webpage doesn't really add anything to the experience. 1.
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
11:08:38 AM CDT
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Your average site rating clearly shows your ability to judge YTMND quality.
HWFsDarkness
May 6th, 2007
10:59:02 AM CDT
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Meh. You mispronounced your own handle at the end too. :P
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
11:06:35 AM CDT
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"This has been "Dramatic Readin of 'Biography of a Vegan'". I'm Vyse. Thank you."
Vyse-er
May 6th, 2007
11:07:37 AM CDT
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reading*
virgin
May 6th, 2007
11:48:45 AM CDT
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I especially love the "RAWR"
ColdStone
May 6th, 2007
1:00:46 PM CDT
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The world ALREADY currently produces more than enough food to feed everyone in it. The problem is distribution, and being a vegan changes absolutely nothing. And what part of the definition of omnivore doesn't she get?
Squeezit
May 6th, 2007
2:12:05 PM CDT
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That would have been a lot funnier if you didn't say the punctuation, I didn't get the point of that
Baron
May 6th, 2007
2:13:07 PM CDT
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shut the f*ck up you f*cking f*ggot.
Mikecosta
May 7th, 2007
7:45:30 PM CDT
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go away hippie or Ill eat your cat
inkblot263
May 6th, 2007
3:13:37 PM CDT
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if third world countries just switched to cannibalism, we could solve the hunger problem and the population problem in one fell swoop.
Sharlatan
May 6th, 2007
3:18:11 PM CDT
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Did you know 45% of statistics are made up, including this one?
vigilante4x
May 6th, 2007
3:28:13 PM CDT
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I am a meat eater because i hate children in third world countries.
steakman
May 6th, 2007
3:59:08 PM CDT
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i would like to slap this woman in the face, then make her suck my dick. as she is sucking my dick i would punch her in the top of the head then drill her in the eyeball.
Carltheshivan
May 6th, 2007
8:46:18 PM CDT
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I would'nt punch her in the top of her head, as that could make her bite down on your penis.
Sheerluck7
May 6th, 2007
6:16:32 PM CDT
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Lol'd at "eat meat like caveman, RAWR!" XD
games396
May 6th, 2007
8:34:36 PM CDT
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He said dash, it's a hyphen darn it hyphennnnnnnn
Vyse-er
May 7th, 2007
12:20:53 AM CDT
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"dash" is also an acceptable labeling of "-"
Liquid-Snake
May 6th, 2007
8:55:16 PM CDT
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There is a difference between grain sutuible for humans, and the grain suitable for animals. Also, c*cks.
Royberto
May 6th, 2007
10:47:59 PM CDT
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I fapped.
JoeyJoeJoe
May 7th, 2007
1:42:05 AM CDT
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This is a terrible YTMND. Moooooooooo.
virgin
May 20th, 2007
11:49:13 AM CDT
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Poor bitch removed her biography. I guess it's because no one understands her or something like that.
GeneralFod
August 3rd, 2007
2:27:26 PM CDT
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wow, you sound nothing likeVyse :)
filibuster
November 7th, 2007
7:21:55 AM CST
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this is almost perfect lolol