that Proboscis Monkey dickface just stole my twinkie
dctownes 
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my golden sponge cake n creamy filling proved to be a little too tempting
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nutnics
April 16th, 2007
3:43:34 PM CDT
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dont feed the oscar winners
lowcast
April 16th, 2007
10:05:30 PM CDT
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(_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_¯_)
Cassio
April 18th, 2007
11:20:12 AM CDT
(1)
♥
mcearlgrey
April 16th, 2007
3:44:07 PM CDT
(1)
I lol'd silently.
s3m1lol
April 18th, 2007
1:37:03 PM CDT
(1)
I had the same reaction.
Kayne
April 16th, 2007
3:44:39 PM CDT
(2)
HOOHAH
brucedlx
April 16th, 2007
3:49:37 PM CDT
(1)
Don't lie about first site to get pity votes.
AndySavage
April 16th, 2007
3:52:49 PM CDT
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I think you missed the point
Father-McKenzie
April 16th, 2007
3:58:28 PM CDT
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dead on with those image sources
theleetdoctor
April 16th, 2007
4:07:26 PM CDT
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those sources = THE BOMB
jorrar
April 16th, 2007
4:07:38 PM CDT
(1)
HOO HAH
ScndPistonHonda
April 16th, 2007
4:09:07 PM CDT
(1)
too formulaic, too manipulative...i try to imagine sites like this with a black background color and everything falls apart. But +0 because it's (not) your first site.
dctownes
April 16th, 2007
8:49:25 PM CDT
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well its presented with a yellow background so imagining it in black is dumb. aside from that you make good points. i dont really care how this site does, i just wanted to see pacino on a monkey body so i did it. sue me
WAFFLEZ
April 16th, 2007
11:01:11 PM CDT
(2)
Sued.
dyskrasia
April 17th, 2007
6:01:24 PM CDT
(2)
this was an interesting exchange. everyone should be forced to read it.
evilregal
April 20th, 2007
4:42:29 PM CDT
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Formulaic??? Which formula? I need to get my hands on that sh*t. Also, *cough* http://shockingorchestra.ytmnd.com/ *cough*
ScndPistonHonda
April 21st, 2007
12:56:13 PM CDT
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What about that site? It's not formulaic. It may be a take on a fad, but it's an original and cynical spin on it. But i have no idea what you meant, because you coughed instead of finishing your sentence. About this site, I called it formulaic because it's the standard "random person does random thing usually having to do with a food item" (See smooth cereal, mariah dances in butter etc.), the subject of the site was cliche, as were the quotes chosen. Add to that centered, w/ non-black background color and
dctownes
April 21st, 2007
12:57:23 PM CDT
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dood seriously, this site is almost a week old - quit gayin up my comments
ScndPistonHonda
April 21st, 2007
12:57:33 PM CDT
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it's just the same sh*t that we've been seeing for the last 6 months. I felt it was unnecessary and not really that funny.
dctownes
April 21st, 2007
12:58:43 PM CDT
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then YOU GO MAKE A SUPERAWESOME SITE TO CHANGE THE FACE OF YTMND FOREVER, k?
ScndPistonHonda
April 21st, 2007
12:59:12 PM CDT
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quit gaying up the comments evilregal..you posted 4 days after this site was made lol
hanktherapper
April 21st, 2007
7:19:28 PM CDT
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He's right. I think your next site should be about Brian Peppers chasing a little kid.
Pettitman
October 17th, 2007
5:45:26 PM CDT
(0)
what the f*ck is this?
MasterSitsu
April 16th, 2007
4:14:57 PM CDT
(1)
i barely even recognize him there.
Cupchange
April 16th, 2007
4:23:41 PM CDT
(1)
Twinsen
April 16th, 2007
4:25:23 PM CDT
(1)
THIS IS SO TERRIBLE, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
juxtapose519
April 16th, 2007
4:25:49 PM CDT
(1)
HOW F*CKING DARE HE?!?!
fourest
April 16th, 2007
4:27:52 PM CDT
(1)
HOO(K)AH!
ATAT
April 16th, 2007
4:29:00 PM CDT
(1)
you company man
travbrack
April 16th, 2007
4:33:29 PM CDT
(1)
Balls and my word
PCF
April 16th, 2007
4:39:56 PM CDT
(1)
That's a huge twinkie.
Kaizen666
April 16th, 2007
5:30:44 PM CDT
(1)
It's like heaven, only stupid.
Kacen
April 16th, 2007
6:22:29 PM CDT
(1)
Wtf
egonym
April 16th, 2007
6:36:57 PM CDT
(1)
(_¯_¯_)
fourest
April 16th, 2007
6:48:59 PM CDT
(1)
http://myspace.com/silenoz
CarlWinslows
April 16th, 2007
8:12:26 PM CDT
(1)
old *ss mudder fudger
BTape
April 16th, 2007
9:07:23 PM CDT
(1)
TWINKIEEEEEE
AyeJaye
April 16th, 2007
10:12:18 PM CDT
(2)
That's a Proboscis Monkey, dickface.
dctownes
April 16th, 2007
10:13:35 PM CDT
(1)
site updated thanks
BTape
April 17th, 2007
3:31:55 PM CDT
(2)
5 for proboscis monkey dickface
AyeJaye
April 16th, 2007
10:17:56 PM CDT
(2)
Site now delivers.
WAFFLEZ
April 16th, 2007
10:59:49 PM CDT
(2)
It's a metaphor. Not really. It's an abominable advertisement for twinkies and dctownes is an undercover marketing buffoon.
roq
April 16th, 2007
11:37:57 PM CDT
(1)
hoo ahh
dascoot
April 17th, 2007
12:39:51 PM CDT
(1)
Hahahah.. f*ckin Twinkie..
Gerg
April 17th, 2007
7:33:33 PM CDT
(4)
the face he makes is totally saying "I got your f*ckin' twinkie. Whatch'ya wanna do 'bout it? Mother f*cker, I'm in a tree...sit your *ss down and watch me eat your twinkie."
evilregal
April 20th, 2007
4:37:39 PM CDT
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my thoughts exactly
pussinboots
April 18th, 2007
11:35:00 AM CDT
(1)
lol, reminds me of Btape's nacho eating monkey
Ochobobo
April 18th, 2007
2:04:57 PM CDT
(1)
wtf, lol
gamekid
April 18th, 2007
2:19:20 PM CDT
(1)
hjglhkjglkhjlkgjhlkgjhlkj
AntwanDavis
April 18th, 2007
6:15:07 PM CDT
(1)
This is nothing special...
dctownes
April 18th, 2007
6:16:33 PM CDT
(1)
thanks buddy see ya next time around!!
nublood
April 18th, 2007
6:27:25 PM CDT
(1)
hoo ahh!
shoover
April 18th, 2007
7:01:56 PM CDT
(1)
I like it but sources?
dctownes
April 18th, 2007
8:04:53 PM CDT
(1)
national geographic, oceans 13 trailer, childrens necktie, twinkie; song is by cheebacabra w/ some hooahhs
hanktherapper
April 21st, 2007
2:02:05 PM CDT
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I'm going to have to check out more Cheebacabra music. The songs you've used are interesting.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
April 18th, 2007
8:00:53 PM CDT
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hanktherapper
April 20th, 2007
4:14:50 PM CDT
(2)
Your next site should be Hugh Jackman's head on a wolverine's body. LOLOLOLOLOL
hanktherapper
April 21st, 2007
2:01:16 PM CDT
(1)
I might make this.
elerium
April 25th, 2007
11:31:46 AM CDT
(1)
Today is Pacino's birthday.
AskAak
April 27th, 2007
1:39:27 PM CDT
(1)
stupidest
AskAak
April 27th, 2007
1:40:40 PM CDT
(1)
i meant that in a good way, also the time you spent cropping al heads that were basically the same was worth it.
dctownes
April 27th, 2007
2:22:01 PM CDT
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haha yea i dont know why i thought it was a good idea at the time, but the result was nice
bonushobo
May 17th, 2007
4:59:42 AM CDT
(1)
aaaaahahahaahahaha
coyotemoon722
May 29th, 2007
11:07:18 AM CDT
(0)
You just cost me six thousand dollars.
rodrod
June 14th, 2007
12:20:44 AM CDT
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wow...if that's not ten kinds of sexy I don't know what is...amiright?