Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories!
Created on: April 13th, 2007
Spider-Man's Greatest Bible Stories!
forceusingdoug 
SpideyBible.ytmnd.com
Yet another chapter that was left out of the bible along with Raptor Jesus.
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WEiRD-sKeTCH
April 13th, 2007
2:03:45 AM CDT
(2)
Epic!
MikeyComicsInc
April 13th, 2007
2:15:35 AM CDT
(0)
truly awesome my friend, too bad you submitted when the downvoters are most on the prowl...5 stars
forceusingdoug
April 13th, 2007
5:40:02 AM CDT
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I see what you mean. Perhaps I should re-submit it later? Thanks for the awesome comment.
Pettitman
April 13th, 2007
1:21:45 PM CDT
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prowl. suck a dick.
cpux
April 13th, 2007
2:20:18 AM CDT
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WTF Spidey, Jesus is Jewish! he doesn't eat bacon.
MateriaSoldier
April 13th, 2007
2:23:37 AM CDT
(3)
Nah, everyone knows Jesus was anti-establishment. He broke Jewish laws all over the place.
dmaz
April 13th, 2007
11:38:37 AM CDT
(0)
Only the Jewish don't eat bacon. They were (and still are) following the Old Testament laws that were abolished when Jesus came. Then they rejected and murdered him. So the story goes.
Cupchange
April 13th, 2007
2:28:13 AM CDT
(0)
eggs and bacon
Polonel
April 13th, 2007
2:29:30 AM CDT
(-1)
5'd for poland
theflyingorc
April 13th, 2007
2:33:32 AM CDT
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I love this. However, Spider man lived for like 5,000 years. And In Christian theology, there would be no need for Jesus to die if Spidey had defeated the Serpent's plot.
doorknobs
April 13th, 2007
5:55:47 AM CDT
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so you're saying that this ytmnd is illogical? :p
KillerRiz
April 13th, 2007
12:51:42 PM CDT
(0)
I believe you mean Christian Mythology. /logic.
Corneileus
April 13th, 2007
3:42:47 PM CDT
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KillerRiz, Spiderman makes it THEOLOGY. That's true logic.
Bubonicdeath
April 13th, 2007
2:55:58 AM CDT
(1)
Well this was completely copied. not bad.
ToastChef
April 13th, 2007
4:56:26 AM CDT
(0)
WTF
elerium
April 13th, 2007
5:31:42 AM CDT
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(made the gif myself)
doorknobs
April 13th, 2007
5:53:55 AM CDT
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It might have been copied from somewhere else, but I haven't seen it before.
WAFFLEZ
April 13th, 2007
8:26:52 AM CDT
(1)
good job you repackaged someone else's work?
tuttle43
April 13th, 2007
12:04:44 PM CDT
(-1)
Did he ever claim it as his own work? I don't think so, now change that 1 to a 5 and stop bitching about nothing.
Pettitman
April 13th, 2007
1:20:00 PM CDT
(-1)
hey look. a website on another website. tuttle43 is YTMND about repackaging funnies from around the internet for ytmnd, or being creative on one's own? You make the decision.
evilregal
April 13th, 2007
2:35:26 PM CDT
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"is YTMND about repackaging funnies from around the internet for ytmnd, or being creative on one's own?" Do you want the honest answer?
Bizitchle
April 13th, 2007
9:39:12 AM CDT
(0)
don't do drugs my ass
jasonkrowe
April 13th, 2007
9:58:35 AM CDT
(0)
Genius.
fuzzymuffin
April 13th, 2007
9:58:55 AM CDT
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Schoulayer
April 13th, 2007
10:38:36 AM CDT
(0)
Swing and a miss
ethan1134
April 13th, 2007
10:49:16 AM CDT
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Jews like money and not bacon.
Vegus
April 13th, 2007
11:04:29 AM CDT
(0)
5ive
motis
April 13th, 2007
11:13:46 AM CDT
(3)
5'd for "who wants eggs and bacon?" lawl.
DarthWang
April 13th, 2007
11:15:15 AM CDT
(0)
Seen it before, but still funny
Zenebas
April 13th, 2007
11:33:43 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for Spider-man. Needed more slavery.
WeMayDie
April 13th, 2007
11:34:36 AM CDT
(0)
I won't spiderman, I won't
dmaz
April 13th, 2007
11:39:13 AM CDT
(0)
silly
AntwanDavis
April 13th, 2007
11:41:51 AM CDT
(0)
Ok so... what did YOU do?
wisdumcube
April 13th, 2007
11:51:15 AM CDT
(1)
Morning sunshine! Who wants eggs and bacon?
MrStump
April 13th, 2007
12:11:36 PM CDT
(-1)
original, awesome, and funny. Great work
Pettitman
April 13th, 2007
1:20:51 PM CDT
(0)
oh my god you're joking. original!?!??
sup3r-m4rio
April 13th, 2007
12:47:47 PM CDT
(1)
5
doctor-acula
April 13th, 2007
1:02:53 PM CDT
(1)
These are so old. I've seen them before I found YTMND, which by now has been over a year and 5 months...if I did my math correctly.
DrMario
April 13th, 2007
1:05:21 PM CDT
(1)
sh*t sucks u didn't do any of it how does my 1 taste bitch
RichardJ
May 18th, 2007
4:27:14 AM CDT
(0)
you're a dick
Medivh
April 13th, 2007
1:31:43 PM CDT
(0)
you just won the friggin internet
Flawed
April 13th, 2007
1:57:41 PM CDT
(1)
Damn the church, for they hide many great stories from us. My favorite is the story in Rapinucus 12, Verse 6, Line 289: And Raptor Jesus did then say, with his salivating choppers gaping, Feed me a lamb and from thine divine excrement, I will make you all Yo-Yo's.
OmniIcyshelf
April 13th, 2007
2:33:18 PM CDT
(0)
Gonna have to agree with Pettit on this one
Twinsen
April 13th, 2007
2:33:55 PM CDT
(1)
the hulk one was great, because apparentlyall that spiderman did was stand there and motion towards the hulk
arcseraph
April 13th, 2007
2:34:41 PM CDT
(0)
greatness.
HunterTen
April 13th, 2007
2:50:19 PM CDT
(0)
Godly
shoover
April 13th, 2007
2:58:02 PM CDT
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This was nowhere near a 5 until the hulk and the split water comic came up.
Shlomo
April 13th, 2007
3:04:12 PM CDT
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5'd
BTVagrant
April 13th, 2007
3:28:23 PM CDT
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DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!
killer2727
April 13th, 2007
3:55:05 PM CDT
(0)
instant classic 34324'd
Draconis80
April 13th, 2007
4:02:33 PM CDT
(0)
religion = mind owned
ZARGON
April 13th, 2007
4:26:20 PM CDT
(-1)
boooooooooooooooooo!
sonicman12
April 13th, 2007
4:27:55 PM CDT
(0)
All this just to say "dont do drugs",lolol
TheMadMonkey
April 13th, 2007
4:41:37 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus' spidersilk sombrero made it.
EatGoatleg
April 13th, 2007
4:50:22 PM CDT
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spiderman could have helped dying jesus down from the cross, but instead, made him a hat. A sombrero, at that.
sedthh
April 13th, 2007
5:02:10 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha oh wow requesting sauce
Darklurkr
April 13th, 2007
5:19:34 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. PTKFGS Venom helps DESTROY!
Daltonofzeal
April 13th, 2007
5:38:29 PM CDT
(2)
im f*cking gay
geegee
April 13th, 2007
5:40:34 PM CDT
(0)
no
Sengu
April 13th, 2007
5:42:57 PM CDT
(0)
I am obligated to vote 5
RichardJ
April 13th, 2007
5:52:32 PM CDT
(0)
rofl epic win
Lottech96
April 13th, 2007
6:59:38 PM CDT
(0)
(^_^)
nedm-rules
April 13th, 2007
7:03:52 PM CDT
(1)
comics > bible bullsh*t
AwayFromZeBubble
April 13th, 2007
7:12:58 PM CDT
(0)
YtmnGrug
April 13th, 2007
8:32:40 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome Stuff, but 3'd because the pictures don't fit on my screen. They go off the top and bottom.
CrocBox
April 20th, 2007
4:20:30 AM CDT
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the greatest ever told, and its actually believable too xD
marxmith
April 23rd, 2007
8:09:24 AM CDT
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The would make a better movie than Sandman and Venom.
Ochobobo
May 4th, 2007
7:42:39 PM CDT
(0)
wtf lolol
NaughtyNurse
May 22nd, 2007
11:13:58 PM CDT
(0)
I almost beleived that was a lost comic book. Good job guys! You deserve this 5
jacman
July 17th, 2007
5:17:48 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
SuperMoskau25
July 21st, 2007
10:53:38 PM CDT
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Morning sunshine! Who wants eggs and bacon? spiderman could have helped dying jesus down from the cross, but instead gave Jesus a hat. GO Christian Spidey!
muffinfordinner
September 16th, 2007
6:25:44 AM CDT
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victory!!!