The New Eight Core Mac Pro
Created on: April 9th, 2007
The New Eight Core Mac Pro
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Highly susceptible to worms.
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Nostrant
April 9th, 2007
9:32:42 PM CDT
(1)
Brilliant!!!! :-)
meebabo77
April 9th, 2007
9:38:29 PM CDT
(3)
lol that's all macs are good for, storing you apple cores.
ILoveRuM
April 9th, 2007
9:39:00 PM CDT
(1)
Haha clever!
gjs278
April 9th, 2007
9:41:09 PM CDT
(6)
available for $5999 US dollars
shoover
April 10th, 2007
5:43:30 AM CDT
(1)
Sadly True.
Kacen
April 9th, 2007
9:42:59 PM CDT
(1)
I like it.
GregGumballs
April 9th, 2007
9:46:08 PM CDT
(2)
i wonder what's in my g5, probably 5 g's
Abominator
April 9th, 2007
9:52:17 PM CDT
(1)
perfect
captainlolz
April 9th, 2007
9:52:33 PM CDT
(1)
those chewing sounds gave me wood
hanktherapper
April 9th, 2007
9:52:49 PM CDT
(1)
byte me.
BallsDeVito
April 9th, 2007
9:55:54 PM CDT
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Oh I get it, thats not funny.
gman62191
April 9th, 2007
9:56:48 PM CDT
(1)
clever
hdofu
April 9th, 2007
9:57:31 PM CDT
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I knew that was coming
cloakedbolt
April 9th, 2007
10:03:31 PM CDT
(1)
5'ed for bashing MACs.
Dreamparacite
April 9th, 2007
10:14:03 PM CDT
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Woot, 5 for Mac bashing any day of the week, even Wednesday
Cupchange
April 9th, 2007
10:16:17 PM CDT
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Tyler2k
April 9th, 2007
10:35:05 PM CDT
(1)
made of win
munkeypants
April 9th, 2007
10:35:17 PM CDT
(1)
description is teh win
BandannaJones
April 9th, 2007
10:37:09 PM CDT
(5)
The best part is it would still run better than any Windows machine.
captainlolz
April 10th, 2007
12:09:04 AM CDT
(3)
ohsnp
mrfong
April 9th, 2007
10:58:51 PM CDT
(3)
I'm fiving it even though I'm a mac fanboy, because it is in fact a clever ytmnd.
dougman80
April 9th, 2007
11:38:05 PM CDT
(1)
lol
TetrisAnarchist
April 9th, 2007
11:40:14 PM CDT
(0)
It is green.
StridentLobster
April 9th, 2007
11:56:10 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sorry. It's a clever joke, and I think you executed it well, but people chewing in my ear is SUCH a pet peeve. I cannot in good conscience 5 this. I'm so very sorry.
gamekid
April 10th, 2007
12:09:58 AM CDT
(0)
chomp chomp gulp.
travbrack
April 10th, 2007
12:11:46 AM CDT
(-1)
clever
Jephro101
April 10th, 2007
12:22:41 AM CDT
(-1)
clever
SenatorZuul
April 10th, 2007
12:32:15 AM CDT
(-1)
pure joy
Twinsen
April 10th, 2007
12:37:33 AM CDT
(0)
with another 9 cores they can play all 3 games they have almost as well as a 5 year old PC
NESer
April 10th, 2007
12:39:50 AM CDT
(0)
Lullzerz
trick-m0nkey
April 10th, 2007
12:51:57 AM CDT
(0)
I honestly cant stop listening to the chewing noises
Rubberpoliceman
April 10th, 2007
1:26:26 AM CDT
(0)
Nice description!
atma9
April 10th, 2007
1:36:24 AM CDT
(0)
I must have sat there for about 30 seconds and not understanding it, then i finally lol'd...
wisdumcube
April 10th, 2007
1:38:03 AM CDT
(0)
lolol
SpookyDuke
April 10th, 2007
1:49:55 AM CDT
(-1)
if you shove an apple through the top fan you can make slices too
MuckRaker
April 10th, 2007
2:06:38 AM CDT
(0)
Apple cores contain arsenic.
phoenix1985
April 10th, 2007
2:33:42 AM CDT
(0)
I'm so hungry :(
bonushobo
April 10th, 2007
2:41:31 AM CDT
(0)
Of Jasper, or of liquid Pearle, whereon 520 Who after came from Earth, sayling arriv'd, Wafted by Angels, or flew o're the Lake
bonushobo
April 10th, 2007
2:42:13 AM CDT
(0)
the description is the nexus of this ytmnd
myselfalex
April 10th, 2007
2:50:20 AM CDT
(0)
i agree taht macs are sh*t but because of my inhumane hate for them i cannot make the stars more than 3 i truely am sorry :( i just hate them so much!
myselfalex
April 10th, 2007
2:51:44 AM CDT
(0)
later evaluation of my life and things come and to pass i have decided to get over it and give u a 5
Yaos
April 10th, 2007
4:02:27 AM CDT
(0)
The best part is that nobody eats an apple like that so this YTMND is the only reason it would ever be used.
YellowCyclone
April 10th, 2007
4:46:49 AM CDT
(0)
lol, puns
nonessential
April 10th, 2007
4:49:11 AM CDT
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I wanted to give you higher than a 1 but I just couldn't in good conscience. 0/10
Terrazona
April 10th, 2007
6:56:52 AM CDT
(0)
Genuinely made me laugh!
twEEker
April 10th, 2007
8:11:08 AM CDT
(0)
Rofl Irony
MojoUK
April 10th, 2007
12:51:19 PM CDT
(2)
How is that Ironic?
MikeyComicsInc
April 10th, 2007
8:19:12 AM CDT
(-1)
macs are rotten to the core
ghosttown80
April 10th, 2007
9:12:31 AM CDT
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gay
Synod
April 10th, 2007
9:14:37 AM CDT
(0)
It runs on Mr. Fusion!
SeasOfCheese929
April 10th, 2007
9:16:27 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for clever pun
tronus
April 10th, 2007
9:43:27 AM CDT
(0)
Ugh, that f*ckin nasty *ss motherf*cker eating an apple.... bllaalrggh!
SilentObserver
April 10th, 2007
9:48:01 AM CDT
(0)
Highly susceptible to worms... BRILLIANT
wehateeveryone
April 10th, 2007
10:42:43 AM CDT
(-2)
HAHAHAHhahaha HOWD U DO DAT?!?!?!?1/1/1/1/ DID U UZE FOTOSHOP??? HAHA LOLOL 2*. Don't know why.
Anti-Pope
April 10th, 2007
10:44:59 AM CDT
(0)
I listened to the apple eating sound for ten minutes.
Fredzy
April 10th, 2007
11:08:37 AM CDT
(-1)
I hate mac and all, but that sound effect came DAMN CLOSE to making me throw up.
pussinboots
April 10th, 2007
11:26:09 AM CDT
(0)
4'd for witty description
dryer-sheets
April 10th, 2007
12:21:58 PM CDT
(0)
Pun!!!
Thatdarnmexican
April 10th, 2007
12:34:23 PM CDT
(0)
Firstwolfwood
April 10th, 2007
12:44:00 PM CDT
(0)
Get a Mac Pro with the best in gaming technology and 16 GB of ram and it'll only cost you about $15,000-$20,000
pauljue14
April 10th, 2007
1:07:08 PM CDT
(1)
I want on of those...but i'm happy with my macbook pro
Weyland-Yutani
April 10th, 2007
1:18:45 PM CDT
(0)
Clever.
themelon
April 10th, 2007
1:48:17 PM CDT
(0)
nice description. the description sealed the deal.
momthinksimcool
April 10th, 2007
2:04:59 PM CDT
(1)
i got pissed like 2 seconds into it
rapsmack
April 10th, 2007
2:36:10 PM CDT
(0)
I see what you did there.
arcseraph
April 10th, 2007
2:39:17 PM CDT
(1)
Nicely done.
zakmagnus
April 10th, 2007
2:47:47 PM CDT
(0)
Instead of talking about this ytmnd is clever, I'm forced to mention all the usual baseless mac-hating.
everlast88
April 10th, 2007
3:20:57 PM CDT
(0)
its not baseless, what the hell does a mac need 8 cores for, i'm fairly sure photoshop isn't that taxing on a processor
gyller
April 10th, 2007
2:52:17 PM CDT
(-1)
Mac SUCKS!
mattdh12
April 10th, 2007
2:57:36 PM CDT
(-1)
my friend actually did that a few years ago, he used to rip out the cd drives of the crappy macs at school and put his leftover lunch, such as apple cores, in it. we had 4 apple cores stuffed into one, good times. ill also never forget pouring water on top one, funny as hell.
mattdh12
April 10th, 2007
3:01:12 PM CDT
(-1)
i still burst out laughing and imagining the computer guy at our school coming to fix the computer and finding some kids trash in the computer.
BlueScreenOfTOM
April 10th, 2007
4:01:54 PM CDT
(-1)
I saw that all the time on the 1st gen iMacs. They had laptop like CD drives, and the remedial kids would rip out the lasers and stuff crap between the rails. Morons.
An-dy
April 10th, 2007
3:44:58 PM CDT
(0)
This blows quad core out of the water.
wowdanger
April 10th, 2007
4:24:55 PM CDT
(-1)
i want an apple.. (not the computer)
AUD10PH1L3
April 10th, 2007
4:47:35 PM CDT
(0)
This is quite good, indeed. Let there be no flame wars, however.
Drealgrin
April 10th, 2007
5:59:05 PM CDT
(-1)
that's some of the most disgusting chewing sounds i've ever heard it almost makes me want to slap the person who was recorded.... no in fact it really DOES make me want to.
CitrusFreak12
April 10th, 2007
6:06:22 PM CDT
(0)
ba dum TISH!
arrgh
April 10th, 2007
6:33:01 PM CDT
(0)
4 + 1 for bashing macs and description
GreenPeaness
April 10th, 2007
7:56:23 PM CDT
(-1)
I enjoy listening to the detailed sounds of someone eating. Thanks, you f*ck.
Floorgasborg
April 10th, 2007
8:11:31 PM CDT
(0)
apples ftw
Omicron2
April 10th, 2007
8:52:31 PM CDT
(-1)
Has superior apple ahem *number* crunching power!!!
Kaizen666
April 10th, 2007
8:54:00 PM CDT
(0)
Computer games are for virgins.
notabook
November 29th, 2008
5:29:04 AM CST
(0)
No, computer games are for PC's.
Bobdole23
April 10th, 2007
11:01:38 PM CDT
(0)
5 for f*cking annoying apple chewing sound.