What I Better See When I Die
Created on: March 31st, 2007
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One time at the bar this guy kept harping at my buddy for drinking Coors Light because it was "like water." My buddy gets fed up, grabs the guy by the shoulder, sits him down on a stool, hands him the beer and orders him to chug it then. The guy was obviously inexperienced and couldn't chug the whole thing, which we thought was pretty funny considering he just said it was water.
Moral of the story: People who call light beer "water" don't know what they're talking about. (And no, I don't buy light beer.)
What the f*ck, you lame bitch, you think this is "You're the frat boy now dog" or the Tucker Max forums or sumthin, what the f*ck did you expect us to say, like "Hehe, right on bro, I hope there's some chicks in hell" or some corny other sh*t? Take your f*ggot *ss humor and your flat out exhausted alcoholic gimmick somewhere where people care, this isn't the right place for you to leave your dumb garbage in public.
Coors light is the worst beer in the world. Try drinking a man's beer like Clipper City or Dogfish Head. Drink a GOOD mass produced beer like Guiness. For cheaper canned beer that's still, try a Dale's Pale Ale. Coors, Bud, Miller; those are toy beers for 14 year olds . By drinking starter beer as an adult, you are making America a laughing stock. Don't let the terrorists win - get some taste!
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