Connery starts things off with a smashing (pun) hit to Chuck's head! Chuck Norris returns the favor (pun) by roundhous kicking connery back to october 2006 (pun)! Connery swims back to settle the score. norris takes a gunshot to the beard, but his fist deflects it with ease. He then writes a letter to connery requesting him to go to Florida and solve a murder case. While he's down there, Norris steals Connery's lucky charms (not an irish joke)! He pours a bowl and waits for hours for Connery to get back.

Doombringer55

March 6th, 2007

9:48:51 PM CST

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Connery says "Those are my F*CKING LUCKY CHARMS!" Norris throws a spoon at him, but Connery snatches it up, and uses it to dig a hole, in which he will put Norris' un-watched hat in. Norris leaps towards Connery, only to be greeted with a flip, and an attack to his weak spot for massive damage. Connery laughs, eating the lucky charms with his hands. Norris jumps up and roundhouse's Connery into a cardboard stand-up of James Bond. Pussy Galore comes out of nowhere and kisses Connery, giving him +100 damage!!