Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
NonDripHelmet 
youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...
I fucked up, If you have the original reading image please contact me.
Bored.com's Real Breakup Stories From Real People
Me!

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Dewey
September 26th, 2007
2:11:58 AM CDT
(0)
hannahcostillo
September 26th, 2007
7:21:28 PM CDT
(-1)
rofl can you please send me an mp3 for that?
Tdawg2828
September 29th, 2007
7:54:55 PM CDT
(0)
5'd! seriously f*cking awesome reading. your voice and sound out of the words made it better.
vivezpouraimer
October 2nd, 2007
7:22:12 AM CDT
(0)
This is great!
Falos
October 3rd, 2007
9:34:24 PM CDT
(0)
5, because there's an idiot out there somewhere and I'd like to be a part of her pwning.
MasterSpider
October 8th, 2007
12:27:47 PM CDT
(0)
pretty good man, you should just do another take without laughing and stuff and it would be so much better
XXmrSANDmanXX
October 9th, 2007
1:41:39 PM CDT
(0)
OH MY GOD. that girl is f*cking retarded and you should be happy she broke up with you. five stars because of a stupid bitch.
Airplane
October 11th, 2007
3:33:00 PM CDT
(0)
Window Seat!
girl2000
October 14th, 2007
7:48:36 PM CDT
(0)
I am crying over here man.
Bauter
October 15th, 2007
9:57:08 AM CDT
(0)
How many times is this going to reach top viewed..
igy
October 15th, 2007
2:41:19 PM CDT
(0)
as many as it takes until the entire internet sees it ;)
koolaider
October 15th, 2007
7:30:17 PM CDT
(0)
I love it when this gets linked to the WoW forums. Load of sh*t.
YouWereMyBrother
October 15th, 2007
8:00:42 PM CDT
(0)
Oh no not this again...
simplegreen21
October 15th, 2007
8:18:36 PM CDT
(0)
This is so f*cking old.
qforq
October 15th, 2007
9:32:04 PM CDT
(0)
HILARIOUS I was laughin so hard
Jobes
October 15th, 2007
9:45:06 PM CDT
(0)
rezzed again?!??!?!?!
pr0m37h3u5
October 15th, 2007
10:14:37 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking hilarious ! +5 for dramatic and accurate reading!
KingPotBingSoo
October 15th, 2007
10:23:58 PM CDT
(0)
o god bumped again anyone find what site is to blame for this?
Celark
October 15th, 2007
11:40:25 PM CDT
(0)
FriendlyNeighborhood
October 15th, 2007
11:42:03 PM CDT
(0)
Entensity.net traffic.
thecrimeanwar
October 15th, 2007
11:47:03 PM CDT
(3)
I really don't care if this keeps popping up in the top viewed every other month (Think Picard Song got all those views without massive off-site linking campaigns?), but my main gripe is that it's a little too generic and straightforward for the purposes of YTMND. I get the feeling that when people linked the Picard Song, they said "Hey, check out this YTMND!", but when they link this, they say "Hey, check out this crazy breakup letter!"
redzero
October 16th, 2007
1:05:26 AM CDT
(1)
Like herpes, this damn thing just keeps popping back up.
Smeagolisfree99
October 16th, 2007
1:43:00 AM CDT
(0)
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(0)
Welcome back, you pos.
Doomkid89
October 16th, 2007
6:21:48 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!
Akumaryu700
October 16th, 2007
7:01:02 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG THIS IS FUNNY AS SH*TT!!!!!!! *****!!!! haha someone cant spell hahaha!!
Waser2
October 16th, 2007
7:17:17 AM CDT
(1)
you made me touch your hands for stupid reasons
Shaolinwind
October 16th, 2007
7:25:05 AM CDT
(2)
You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons, u accidentally say you hugged me!!! BASTERT!
cooman2
October 16th, 2007
7:54:06 AM CDT
(0)
(sp?)
Anig
October 16th, 2007
7:58:14 AM CDT
(-1)
I present to you these aids
Captain-L337
October 16th, 2007
10:19:17 AM CDT
(1)
viewing this to attempt to beat HTPAT AND Blue Ball
imlost19
October 16th, 2007
1:32:54 PM CDT
(0)
entensity.net pwnt
MuToiDMaN
October 16th, 2007
1:35:08 PM CDT
(0)
Dear winner,[NonDripHelmet]~~~~!!!!! YOU MADE THE BEST DRAMATIC READING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
psykomantis
October 16th, 2007
3:30:19 PM CDT
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(-8)
How can bullsh*t like this make it back from the dead. Thats where it belongs... DEAD and f*cking DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD. What happened to fresh creative material? What happened to people with true ideas? What happened to this site and why does it allow f*cks like you to ressurect bullsh*t like this? Let it die and f*ck you.
mundermann
October 16th, 2007
4:18:10 PM CDT
(0)
I accidentally love this site.
eindamut
October 16th, 2007
5:32:46 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha
Snakee
October 16th, 2007
5:57:16 PM CDT
(0)
"World-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh" Hilarious. AKA, I lol'd.
paulink
October 17th, 2007
1:09:18 AM CDT
(0)
more things to do like an english lesson?
spitfireatme
October 17th, 2007
7:43:15 AM CDT
(0)
nothing new, n00bspeakin
Salvadorable
October 17th, 2007
12:10:57 PM CDT
(0)
This ones always funny.
anystrom
October 17th, 2007
6:42:40 PM CDT
(0)
This is sweetness. The pronunciation of "loooooooooooved" clinched the 5 for me.
hieverybody
October 18th, 2007
5:31:33 AM CDT
(0)
could it be you this letter is adresses to, and the mentioned "bastert" is you?
dasrik
October 22nd, 2007
4:08:39 PM CDT
(0)
jealouse
greenorbitgum
October 27th, 2007
10:13:16 AM CDT
(-1)
5'd it, fave'd it.
NonDripHelmet
November 19th, 2007
10:56:24 PM CST
(0)
ha, you faved me on my birthday, thanks.
Eldred
November 7th, 2007
4:16:41 PM CST
(0)
Did you know that Tom Mabe was a flaming homosexual?
chadbrochill17
November 7th, 2007
5:55:05 PM CST
(0)
haHA!
Kargok
November 8th, 2007
12:04:18 PM CST
(-1)
So close to 1 million views! You can do it breakup letter!
thecrimeanwar
November 10th, 2007
4:34:09 PM CST
(2)
It gets over 1,000 views a day even during off periods, so I'm sure it will get to a million before Max shuts down YTMND and re-opens it as the official site of the Miami-Dade chapter of the NRA.
martinprince
November 8th, 2007
12:48:06 PM CST
(0)
i wish i could re-5 this everytime it pops up on the top viewed section.
BloodArgon
November 8th, 2007
7:52:07 PM CST
(0)
That was the sh*ts man!
theaqueous
November 8th, 2007
7:55:00 PM CST
(0)
We get it. You're funny. Just die already.
NonDripHelmet
November 10th, 2007
11:44:34 PM CST
(0)
i never meant for this to happen.
Ochobobo
November 10th, 2007
11:48:16 PM CST
(2)
At least you made something. That's why it's better than htpat
Anig
August 10th, 2008
1:57:01 PM CDT
(0)
you never meant to digg this 5000 times? Go die in a fire and stop linking this f*cking sh*t. Make some new material or gtfo.
fubbleskag
November 27th, 2007
1:24:51 PM CST
(1)
are you the dude from zombo.com?
Claremonster
October 12th, 2008
2:14:45 AM CDT
(0)
welcome....to zombocom.
AmericanHero
November 27th, 2007
5:35:44 PM CST
(0)
winner
Vannilla
December 8th, 2007
2:21:54 AM CST
(3)
I was heading out the door to go to the grocery store and then to kill myself when I saw this. I laughed a lot, so much in fact that I forgot to leave the house. So now I still don't have any tapioca pudding and I'm still alive. Thanks a lot, bastert.
SamSwashbuckler
December 8th, 2007
3:32:05 AM CST
(0)
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(0)
it officially sucks too
CommanderAsia
December 8th, 2007
3:23:09 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
Excellent, original, stupendous.
jorrar
December 8th, 2007
9:02:00 PM CST
(0)
I still love this site
NyRoNiC
December 9th, 2007
4:22:23 AM CST
(0)
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
ebenezer
December 9th, 2007
1:14:55 PM CST
(0)
Rakudakaji
December 9th, 2007
2:19:39 PM CST
(-3)
This is equal to old and stolen, but still funny.
NonDripHelmet
December 10th, 2007
3:54:47 PM CST
(1)
stolen?
noclip
December 9th, 2007
4:50:49 PM CST
(0)
you bastert.
Smon
December 9th, 2007
5:53:27 PM CST
(0)
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE GMAN! HOLY SH*T! THIS IS THE BREAK IN THE CASE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
grimreefer
December 9th, 2007
7:57:21 PM CST
(1)
DDDDDDDD
NonDripHelmet
December 10th, 2007
1:33:25 AM CST
(0)
i forgot about Poland
Kregger
December 10th, 2007
10:46:58 AM CST
(0)
That's amazing.
Eldred
December 10th, 2007
4:11:01 PM CST
(-1)
HI THIS IS TOMB MABE
NonDripHelmet
December 10th, 2007
10:47:33 PM CST
(0)
I cant make it die unless you all help make it die...
ebenezer
December 27th, 2007
6:00:17 PM CST
(0)
ALRIGHT A MILLION+, GJ DOOD lol
NonDripHelmet
January 4th, 2008
9:20:02 PM CST
(0)
a million was nice, but should i just remove it now or what?
Liquid-Snake
January 14th, 2008
6:52:47 AM CST
(0)
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(0)
Hey it's not your fault people keep coming back to watch it.
Captain-L337
January 25th, 2008
10:40:05 PM CST
(1)
no wait for MACKS TO HALLOFFAME IT
Codeguru
January 25th, 2008
8:59:25 PM CST
(-1)
Take solace in the fact that you affected such a stupid bitch in enough of a manner that would cause her to bother writing this at all. You win...
Bauter
January 26th, 2008
4:26:50 PM CST
(-1)
12th coming
usagicookies
January 26th, 2008
9:05:17 PM CST
(1)
Best site ever!
omgbomb
January 26th, 2008
11:42:01 PM CST
(-3)
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(-3)
delete this sh*t
tubbytango
January 26th, 2008
11:53:51 PM CST
(0)
loved this
tubbytango
January 26th, 2008
11:54:34 PM CST
(1)
amazing.
Dolphy
January 27th, 2008
9:49:01 AM CST
(0)
I showed this one to my English teacher last year, who in turn showed the whole English department, who then showed all their students at some point. It spreads like wildfire for some reason. I've had people tell me they hate me more than anything in this damn worldddddddd!!!! So yeah, fav'd.
HunterXero
January 27th, 2008
9:52:51 AM CST
(0)
You sound like plankton, which makes this more funny.
Spaztick
January 27th, 2008
10:41:18 PM CST
(0)
How many times is this gonna get revived?
snaakkattack
January 30th, 2008
5:05:43 PM CST
(0)
noooo delete
snaakkattack
January 30th, 2008
5:06:28 PM CST
(0)
what i mean is don't delete it
Saranohthanks
February 3rd, 2008
8:10:12 PM CST
(0)
I liked this one XD
desertlily
February 13th, 2008
2:21:13 PM CST
(0)
This made me laugh so hard that I'm actually crying right now, like a little girl.
NonDripHelmet
February 13th, 2008
7:00:00 PM CST
(0)
Why won't it just die?
ChibiGoku
February 13th, 2008
9:33:20 PM CST
(3)
I see it pop up in the morning every so often.... So strange...
Eldred
February 15th, 2008
12:44:25 PM CST
(1)
PACARD IT
ChibiGoku
February 16th, 2008
7:25:48 PM CST
(0)
Sadly, I think it'd do just the opposite effect if he did that.
starbucks95905
February 13th, 2008
10:22:23 PM CST
(0)
Ahah! She sure has GREAT English! xD
canisv
February 15th, 2008
4:11:37 PM CST
(0)
seriously this is really funny but IT'S NOT NEW AND ANYONE WHO is thinks it is makes me ANGRY
Sizick
February 16th, 2008
2:12:32 AM CST
(0)
not sure if it was intetional, but i liked how yer typing style matched the letter. kudos if you meant to do that lol.
Sizick
February 16th, 2008
2:08:29 AM CST
(0)
So concludes another plot twisting heart break on, "The Love Letter." We hope you enjoyed tonights story.
aceupyoursleeve
February 16th, 2008
2:12:44 AM CST
(0)
Still think this is a funny site everytime I watch it, I don't see why everyone is still bitching about it being back on most viewed.
Thenewbeefcake
February 16th, 2008
5:01:44 AM CST
(0)
Made me laugh
hangerman
February 16th, 2008
10:44:23 AM CST
(0)
I can't believe I listened to the whole thing...
NESer
February 16th, 2008
12:56:50 PM CST
(0)
And now it's on top viewed AGAIN. Just delete this so it stops getting here.
MuToiDMaN
April 10th, 2008
12:59:28 PM CDT
(0)
NO U
NESer
June 1st, 2008
3:40:44 AM CDT
(0)
4 months later, same issue.
MuToiDMaN
June 24th, 2008
3:35:12 PM CDT
(1)
That's what YOUR MOM SAID
Eldred
February 16th, 2008
1:48:37 PM CST
(1)
FYI I am the spy.
NonDripHelmet
February 16th, 2008
10:11:20 PM CST
(0)
the spy from what?
NonDripHelmet
February 16th, 2008
10:03:22 PM CST
(0)
youtube stole my bike
shoover
February 16th, 2008
10:37:24 PM CST
(1)
NonDrip. I think you should be very proud of yourself. This is HTPAT all over again. Yet for such a high rating as 4.42, it isn't being downvoted. Because you actually made something instead of Blue Ball GIF machine and HTPAT that wasn't very original.
AceEbb
February 17th, 2008
12:16:23 AM CST
(0)
I lol'd.
NeoSamus1
February 17th, 2008
9:24:59 AM CST
(0)
Almost a year later and it still can get into the top viewed. Don't listen to the negative people. They are just *ssh*les.
MuToiDMaN
February 17th, 2008
6:52:28 PM CST
(1)
STILL WORLD FAMOUS
jo2068
February 18th, 2008
6:13:22 PM CST
(0)
Hilarous! 5
NatDiiRockStar
February 19th, 2008
1:19:51 AM CST
(0)
LOL Pwned
EBWiki
February 20th, 2008
1:56:10 PM CST
(0)
Classic
ebenezer
February 22nd, 2008
7:34:24 PM CST
(0)
back in top viewed of the day a year after it was posted. when will this monster die?
alphamone
February 23rd, 2008
5:28:30 AM CST
(0)
It sounded like you were having a whole lot of trouble not laughing while reading that.
SolidLuigi
March 17th, 2008
10:44:53 PM CDT
(2)
http://talktojesus.com
Moral-Man
April 10th, 2008
2:47:01 AM CDT
(-2)
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DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS DIGG THIS
NonDripHelmet
April 10th, 2008
4:39:44 AM CDT
(-1)
just posted a redo on youtube... find it.
Kilvas
April 10th, 2008
3:54:51 PM CDT
(0)
He did a pretty good job not tripping over that crappy language. Kudos to him.
Papstfaust
April 10th, 2008
4:35:37 PM CDT
(-1)
The dark fire will not avail you flame of Udün! Go back to the Shadow.
sadffffff
April 20th, 2008
7:01:58 AM CDT
(0)
lol
iMax
April 27th, 2008
1:10:39 PM CDT
(0)
THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
Breadallelogram
April 27th, 2008
2:49:58 PM CDT
(1)
Mr-Aran time traveled to reply to iMax's comment.
devilz
April 27th, 2008
4:14:53 PM CDT
(0)
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TheNoobSkoolBus
April 27th, 2008
8:29:37 PM CDT
(0)
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Smeagolisfree99
April 28th, 2008
12:58:26 AM CDT
(-1)
I hate you. And btw. You wrote that didn't you? You POS.
mrcoxley
April 28th, 2008
2:02:38 PM CDT
(-1)
lolol
MuToiDMaN
April 28th, 2008
5:38:11 PM CDT
(-1)
Dear Winner [NonDripHelmet]~~~!!!!
moheevi
April 28th, 2008
9:57:40 PM CDT
(-1)
wow this thing has a million views? holy sh*t.
keatonkeaton999
April 29th, 2008
1:37:24 AM CDT
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HI MOHEEVI I SAW AN NEDM SHIRT ONE TIME
Eldred
April 28th, 2008
10:49:39 PM CDT
(-1)
its funny. there's no reason 1 it just because of asshats on digg.
pouriton
April 28th, 2008
11:54:45 PM CDT
(-1)
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! this needs to be a line in a new comic book movie.
MrFace
April 30th, 2008
12:56:01 PM CDT
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Dramaticly read this one to your self "TTTTTTTTTTTwo'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
AnomalyXIV
May 1st, 2008
12:47:23 AM CDT
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
GaryGnu
May 2nd, 2008
12:44:24 AM CDT
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me laugh so hard i almosted puke
ragnarok250
May 24th, 2008
11:52:20 AM CDT
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I lol'd at how he was about to break in laughter at the start. XD
lostlevel18
May 24th, 2008
6:24:18 PM CDT
(3)
WHY WONT YOU DIEEEEE
Drealgrin
May 25th, 2008
7:12:28 PM CDT
(-2)
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get rid of the queer laugh at the end and it's still a lame ytmnd
NonDripHelmet
May 25th, 2008
11:28:13 PM CDT
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How the f*ck does this get back in top viewed!?
BobOstertag
May 27th, 2008
4:59:15 AM CDT
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lol, only NonDripHelmet will read this since im on the 6th page ... 6th page FTW!! ..." I hate you, I always hated U!!" my favorite line =)
Muh-Ree-Uh
May 27th, 2008
7:55:14 PM CDT
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"YOU!" "Crank that soulja boy..." xD
OmniIcyshelf
May 31st, 2008
1:48:16 AM CDT
(1)
I might not actually have minded this site being on the Top Viewed yet again if you actually did like we told you and did another take with a better mic, a clear nose, and 100% less voice cracking and giggling as you read.
nightowl3090
May 31st, 2008
9:06:28 PM CDT
(0)
STUPID HANDS!
HitlerTookMyBiscuit
June 7th, 2008
10:55:54 AM CDT
(1)
Pacard this horsesh*t already.
ASMgamer193
June 7th, 2008
7:28:59 PM CDT
(1)
Either Pacard or delete it cause I am tired of this sh*t.
poopoman
June 7th, 2008
8:07:56 PM CDT
(3)
Who the f*ck keeps linking this garbage..give it a f*cking rest already.
dziban303
June 7th, 2008
8:13:10 PM CDT
(4)
wow. this is older than john mccain.
langolier17
June 7th, 2008
10:46:33 PM CDT
(2)
Flaxon
June 12th, 2008
9:00:32 AM CDT
(1)
Not terrible, but you made a few mistakes and were obviously holding back laughter throughout most of it. Sorry, but that kinda spoils the effect.
DeanoTheDino
June 12th, 2008
2:11:23 PM CDT
(0)
Sounds like Dylan Moran
mantenna
June 13th, 2008
10:55:50 AM CDT
(0)
John Mccain has an army of rubber wombats in his ass, poised to detonate a bomb in the center of the moon, releasing the souls of woolly mammoths who will in turn, establish a corporate empire centered around selling cat food made out of the flesh of elves
iMax
June 27th, 2008
12:41:07 PM CDT
(-3)
sage
livingex
June 28th, 2008
10:53:31 PM CDT
(0)
gb2failchan
Cindy
June 27th, 2008
8:18:28 PM CDT
(-1)
this is great mwahahaa
Moral-Man
July 2nd, 2008
12:49:40 AM CDT
(0)
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HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD HILARIOUS, NEVER GETS OLD
MuffinBear
July 3rd, 2008
1:44:46 AM CDT
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1 since this has been on this top viewed like 10 times now >:0
drunkenbusdriver
July 3rd, 2008
8:11:53 PM CDT
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This is like 900 f*cking years old, why is it front paged? Max retire this sh*t like you did to how to prank a telemarketer.
pkilla87
July 5th, 2008
11:20:47 AM CDT
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DELETE!
GaryGnu
July 6th, 2008
10:50:46 PM CDT
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You wouldn't laugh so much if you were me. I am Chris. I was the one dumped and had this letter sent to me. It was 15 years ago. She is now a whore strung out on meth and on welfare cranking out halfy babies. I went on to college and now make 100K a year! Who's the loser now bitch!!!!
Thekandy
July 18th, 2008
7:17:30 AM CDT
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If i were Chris, i'd be all over the floor by now.
koolaider
July 7th, 2008
9:23:46 PM CDT
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Still gay.
eksekseksg3
July 8th, 2008
2:43:29 AM CDT
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why the sh*t are people still looking at this ytmnd, seriously...what the hell.
FrontporchMan
July 9th, 2008
3:23:36 PM CDT
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this not funny you basterts!!! she wasreal PERSON
langolier17
July 9th, 2008
9:11:58 PM CDT
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Delete please.......its long lived past its prime and forum linking just kills the spirit of YTMD.
UnicornsPWN
July 10th, 2008
2:13:15 PM CDT
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uh-is this Chris harddick?
FowderSoap
July 11th, 2008
11:02:38 AM CDT
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And he's always blocking your chair... HA-HAA!
Uhhhh
July 12th, 2008
7:26:29 PM CDT
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LET THIS DIE!
Zelkiiro
July 14th, 2008
11:16:00 PM CDT
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You're just jee-louse, you bastert.
Vei
July 12th, 2008
10:10:32 PM CDT
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WHY WAS THIS NOT ON THE TOP i was about to close ytmnd because it was just a giant failasaurus rex until i clicked this gem good job.
hypersaxon
July 14th, 2008
5:03:16 PM CDT
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Wow, some dude with sh*tty voice acting reads a sh*tty letter and makes a YTMND about it, and people 5 it.
JohnsonP
July 14th, 2008
5:44:12 PM CDT
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I have more important things to do then remember...YOU! CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
Power-mad
July 15th, 2008
1:20:47 PM CDT
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Now both of you got pwned.
poopoman
July 16th, 2008
9:14:30 PM CDT
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Okay, seriously, can you disable this site, please?
nightwolf
July 17th, 2008
10:21:49 PM CDT
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You can tell this was written by a paki
jokermausland
July 18th, 2008
11:23:12 AM CDT
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No no. It's written by a n*gg*r on welfare.
langolier17
July 18th, 2008
3:08:31 PM CDT
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C*cks
TheDamnRobots
July 18th, 2008
5:26:24 PM CDT
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how does this keep getting on top viewd EVERYDAY
mrnoodle
August 14th, 2008
12:26:57 PM CDT
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because someone has a hard time moving on.
Gimic300
July 19th, 2008
2:09:55 AM CDT
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Hasn't this been on the up and coming for like two months?
GeoffZak
July 21st, 2008
5:55:16 PM CDT
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WORLD-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
Kovalchuk
July 21st, 2008
6:15:55 PM CDT
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GO AWAY
B4T3R
July 21st, 2008
8:40:25 PM CDT
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I'm surprised there is no PTKFGS version of this yet.
poontangpirate
July 23rd, 2008
4:14:46 PM CDT
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Great job reading that, buddy.
Ace-Polygonopolis
July 24th, 2008
2:34:21 AM CDT
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hahahahahahaha
aMuse
July 24th, 2008
12:02:34 PM CDT
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YOU BASTERT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT
mrcoxley
July 25th, 2008
12:43:36 AM CDT
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this never gets old.. i hate you more than anything in this WORLDD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D rofl
Brak
July 30th, 2008
4:18:40 AM CDT
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Surprise! BUTT SECKS!
keeavin
August 10th, 2008
12:31:03 PM CDT
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F*ck you. Learn to not laugh like a little bitch when you read it. HTPAT HTPATHTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPATHTPATHTPATHTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPATHTPAT
Azumarill
August 10th, 2008
1:29:00 PM CDT
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how did you comment that far before... you know what never mind, I don't care
Azumarill
August 10th, 2008
1:30:32 PM CDT
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seriously though, 8-10, 8-10, and Mr-Aran with 7-19? Wtf?
romancity
August 10th, 2008
7:58:46 PM CDT
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I nearly cried.
WombatJuice
August 10th, 2008
8:23:18 PM CDT
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not as good as Boomaga, could definitely use more practice but not bad.
StolenName
August 11th, 2008
1:07:48 PM CDT
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wow this is getting so many views nowadays i hope this beats HPTAT
sexymofo
August 14th, 2008
2:58:09 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
teh-orange
August 14th, 2008
5:10:49 PM CDT
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c*nt
Khac
August 14th, 2008
7:00:39 PM CDT
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Let this DIE PLZ. Its the new HTPAT. Nobody cares for it anymore.
houseofcards
August 15th, 2008
12:25:04 AM CDT
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Iggy = Sex.
HebrewHotdog
August 15th, 2008
5:58:07 AM CDT
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kill it with fire
nego
August 15th, 2008
8:58:52 AM CDT
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One of the gayest YTMNDs of all time...
montg
August 16th, 2008
11:31:50 PM CDT
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bravo
Smeagolisfree99
August 17th, 2008
8:27:40 PM CDT
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I hate this. I really do.
Kovalchuk
August 18th, 2008
8:16:53 AM CDT
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OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS STILL EXIST??? HOW DOES IT HAVE OVER A MILLION VIEWS???? N*GG*RF*GGOT!!!!!
Loelin
August 20th, 2008
1:06:10 PM CDT
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This is da letter from Rouge Da Bat....
xXGogetaXx
August 21st, 2008
4:35:24 PM CDT
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OH GOD THE PUNCTUATION!
sexymofo
August 21st, 2008
7:35:34 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
Durahansolo
October 18th, 2008
9:31:41 AM CDT
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OMG I DIDNT KNOW SEXYMOFO WAS STILL ALIVE!
hanktherapper
August 23rd, 2008
8:06:34 AM CDT
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Add this to the Hall of Fame already, Max.
elyk
August 26th, 2008
10:50:44 AM CDT
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Horrible.
Ganzor
August 26th, 2008
6:24:37 PM CDT
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Please somebody make this site go away.
keiser88
August 28th, 2008
8:11:13 AM CDT
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This ytmnd needs to die plz...
ClydeSmith
August 30th, 2008
10:17:12 AM CDT
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Don't usually request stuff - but could you do a reading of this? http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:BITCH_ALL_CAPS.png
yourtheshemannowdog
August 31st, 2008
6:51:19 AM CDT
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i thought it was going to cut out at anything so it would hav said i hate you more than any...DM
Squirrel1081
August 31st, 2008
1:40:45 PM CDT
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Stop killing YTMND.com, f*ckface!
spethstation
September 7th, 2008
10:23:16 PM CDT
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I didn't break up with him for you OK!!!!
MuffinBear
September 14th, 2008
8:29:42 AM CDT
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Please delete this YTMND, it is like a sh!t stain that just won't go away and I am sick of seeing it.
BoredJedi
September 14th, 2008
1:31:20 PM CDT
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Aren't you tired of reading this dramatic by now?
Fyrius
September 14th, 2008
6:08:45 PM CDT
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Yay for dramatic readings.
poopypants26
September 15th, 2008
1:31:29 PM CDT
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Every three months...
Anig
October 14th, 2008
11:44:54 PM CDT
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every three days.....
FuzzyDuck
September 15th, 2008
10:44:00 PM CDT
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PERFECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
iamthenra
September 18th, 2008
6:58:53 PM CDT
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You should try not to almost laugh when you're reading it. 4'd for effort.... e4t.
PeppyHare
September 21st, 2008
10:25:22 PM CDT
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while it returns quite often it isnt half the nightmare of how to prank a telemarketer was /shudder
tkx7
September 23rd, 2008
4:13:02 PM CDT
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1 because I'm sick of seeing this on most viewed- it's really not that funny
Goneja
September 24th, 2008
2:10:56 AM CDT
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breakup letter, tired of seeing it. enjoy the million views and move on people.
Bobdole23
September 24th, 2008
11:46:41 PM CDT
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If you want a real breakup letter read Of Mice and Men. That's what the whole book is.
Alintonse
September 26th, 2008
9:14:30 AM CDT
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you win sir. well done.
snowblindz
September 26th, 2008
9:43:28 AM CDT
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This f*cking thing is still coming up in the top views? Damn... thats amazing
RobynRex
September 28th, 2008
5:35:52 PM CDT
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I love it!! it is hilarious!!
soapalope
October 1st, 2008
11:45:23 PM CDT
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How the f*ck is this on top viewed again?
daminox
October 8th, 2008
2:13:39 AM CDT
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How is this top viewed again? Do people really need to watch it twice or something?
mchugh22
January 21st, 2009
11:32:01 PM CST
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Yes.
BEAVACUDA
October 9th, 2008
9:56:27 AM CDT
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dildo coupons
Akrom
October 9th, 2008
1:33:08 PM CDT
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its not funny. there is no joke here.
Doomrock
October 9th, 2008
8:52:20 PM CDT
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Too bad YTMND can't break up with this site
OmniIcyshelf
October 22nd, 2008
4:19:04 AM CDT
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I CAN... BREAK THIS... SITE.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
skaneinateit
October 28th, 2008
1:33:23 PM CDT
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AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
An-dy
December 29th, 2008
9:47:44 PM CST
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You can't break that site.
TragicallyWired
December 7th, 2009
5:04:42 AM CST
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I'll break in yo momma.
Gnashly
October 10th, 2008
12:52:28 AM CDT
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I'm grateful nothing that ever happened to me in college persisted this long as a running joke
killpenguinplz
October 12th, 2008
11:17:27 AM CDT
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XKCD posted this on his BLAG and now it gets to be #1 for the next infinity more years. LAME
mountainmage
October 13th, 2008
11:06:47 PM CDT
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The funny ytmnd that needs to be brought behind the shed and shot. Put this in the HOF, then make it so HOF ytmnds can't be in the top-viewed.
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