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Vumi suffers from incontinence, and cannot sit down because of the pain,
the result of a horrific rape incident last October. The victims have
suffered, but they want their stories told The victims have suffered, but
they want their stories told "The attack happened at night, and we were
forced to flee into the bush," she said, in a voice barely more than a
whisper. "Four men took me. They all raped me. At that time I was nine
months pregnant." "They gang-raped me and pushed sticks up my vagina -
that's when my baby died - they said it was better than killing me."
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one time i was driving down the road and there was this kitty in the the tree so i said to the kitty "your ridiculous" and the kitty said back to me that he would like some tea and crumpets but i didnt know what crumpts were so i went to my freinds mom and told her that the cat in the tree wanted some crumpets but she said that that was ridiculous so then i went back to the cat and i said, hey cat, i dont have any crumpets but is there anything else i can get for you and as he was answering i fell down the
drain and then i was covered in popped water balloons so then te kids down the street ran into me with their roller-boots and then i fell on the pavement and the kitty laughed at me and i said hey itty stop laughing but then he jumped out of the tree and hit me with hist paw and i tried to tell he kitty that wasnt nice but then an eclipse happened and i got shot with a bow and arrow form the indians that live up in the hills and then i ot on my scooter and climbed up the mountain and said to the indian that
i am bleeding and it was not a very nice thing to do to shoot m like that so then i went back down to the top of the mountain and the kitty said how can you go down to the top and i told him because i have AIDS and the kitty shot me with a gun and i got better from the AIDS and i ran in the meadow and then the kitty got shot in vietnam and i went to his grave and sat on it and said thanks to you kitty for healing my AIDS and then i went back home and met the hobo outside my house who lives in the drain and
he told me that he was the one who pulled me down the drain earlier and who got me covered in the balloons and i so i said to the hobo that that was not a very nice thing to do because i am just a person like him but the hobo didnt like me very much so he ran away but he got blown up by a trip mine that the indians had set and the cat returned from the grave and ate my liver so then i went ot he doctor and i was like doctor may i please have a new liver and the doctorsaid no so i went back to the kitty and
asked him for my liver back but the kitty said that the liver was now his so i chased the kitty around and then i fell and the kitty laughed at me but i kicked it and it xploded and my liver was left behind so i ate it and i had a liver again but the kitty came back and demanded a crumpet so i made a crumpet and then i killed the kitty and then i mastrbated and scat on the remains of the kitty all night long and then i went up and raped the indian in the butthole and fingered its peehole and then i went to
the hobo in the drain and i cut off his achilles tendan and made him eat it and then i raped his wife and children and shot them wit halot of heroin so the they exploded and the i ran into a wall and i was like ouch that hurt but the then kitty came back so i powerdrilled it to the front of my car and shot it with an rpg and the kitty was like, howd u get an RPG? and i was like i dono kitty but im now going to kill you and the kitty threw its crumpet at me and i exploded and now im dead. the end.
Hey all you NARVs who love this site so much you're downvoting anyone who 1s this, I DARE YOU I mean I DARE YOU to view http://polandimprovementvote5.ytmnd.com/ and NOT LAUGH seriously give it a chance and see what the dark side is about. You will see God and the Devil blowing rails off of strippers, you will hear the voice of God telling you to tear out your hair, you will know what it is to be free. No prank... it's the best site on YTMND.
*Channels my alternate ego, General Zod*
Zod would like to know why he was not part of this song.
Zod will forgive you, only if Zod can aquire a download of this song for his MP3 player and only if Zod can aquire this song from a website that is NOT iTunes!
Now, make it so and swear your infinite alliegiance to ZOD!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
YOU ROCK! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who votes this less than 5 is either A.) under 15 and prolly never even heard of the original song to realize how amazing this is B.) jealous C.) an assclown D.) all of the above
There's no way in hell this is a "fad whore site" tards. It's like the ytmnd anthem, the king site, which obviously took 10,000 more efforts. Hell this should be the FAQ page about what ytmnd is.
heres a good joke:
a teacher is doing an experiment with her 1st graders, having them identify the flavors of different lifesavers. the kids start saying sh*t like "red: cherry, orange: orange, yellow: lemon" and so forth. so the teacher gives them honey flavor lifesavers. none of the kids can identify the taste, so the teacher says "ok i'll give u a hint, its what ur mom may sometimes call ur dad." 1 little girl spits her life saver out and yells "OH MY GOD THEYRE *SS HOLES"
I really love also how you create a new "chorus" for each, erm, chorus. As well as the YTMND iterations for each, from past to present. Well planned and executed, with a look like you revised it several times even though I believe you only uploaded the one version. Polish = WIN! Like, cleaning polish... not Poland.
Harry Potter, ?, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon, Steven Colbert, Captain Picard, ?, ?, New Orleans ?, ?, Brian Peppers, Myspace is emo
Captain Kirk, Oh Snap!, Bill Cosby, Intertrap, Connery, O RLY, ?, Cuppy cake gumdrop, Spinners never gonna stop, Butterfinger, Lex Luther, Screw your Scientology
We didn’t star this website
It was always twisted since the site existed
We didn’t start the website
No we didn’t code it but were gonna vote it.
?, Some n*gg* stole my bike, Lindsey Lohan, Sonic, ?, NEDM, ?, ?, Internets a big tube, ?, ?, Horse dick, stapler, tiny tim, What is love, ?, Safty isn’t guaranteed, ?, ?, Master Sitsu, Don’t get Kong, Conan, Cyberman, Agent?, G man, ?, Pokemon, people that are evil
We didn’t start the website
____________ would look retarded
We didn’t start this website
No were not the smartest, but we’re still con artists
Will Wonka, _______________________, Michael Moore, Holy Crap! A Dinosaur!, Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman stares into your soul, _____ up in snakes, punc
Will Wonka, _______________________, Michael Moore, Holy Crap! A Dinosaur!, Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman stares into your soul, _____ up in snakes, punch the keys for god sakes!
Darth Vader Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi, Lazytown, Gay Fuel Pride, _____’s gonna break my stride, Eon8, Soylent Green, Never ending ________, shoe on head, violin, sting ray killed Steve Irwin
We didn’t start the website
We may be inventive, but we’re not intensive
We didn’t start the website
No we didn’t make it, but we’re here to break it
PS3 vs. wii, 64, and DBZ, Russia, ah-ha, World of Warcraft drama, ____ seagull, Chunk is indestructible, Burger King, racial slur, pranking telemarketer, Chuck Norris, Chocolate, Jesus and a fish biscuit, Kool-aid, Man rape, Dr-L337 is getting laid.
We didn’t start the website
They may call us losers, but there’s lots of users
We didn’t start the website
______We’re the man now dog, now dog, now dog……
YES, my brothers and sisters, THIS is for the hall of fame. This is a chronology of everything YTMND stood for throughout its entire history. This is a Shrine, a masterpiece of society. You see, this is the legacy that YTMNDers have built and will leave for the aeons beyond. The fact that we can understand and relate to eachother on so many levels is a permanent testament to the miracles of TUBES. Through Internets, we are ONE, UNITED ARMY of batsh*t nutballs any sane nation would FEAR. HALL. OF. FAME. NOW.
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